Nerve Center

Reminder this is canon

Post /tv/ memes you created. I'll go first:




food posting


'who neet here' posting

dup posting (I didn't create the 'dup' version but I started the initial escalation from drumpf so I share partial claim to it)

I also basically started prequel posting too and I'm one of the OG >cuckime posters




>Rian Johnson is an assh-

video kino

We all know the ps1 and ps2 had many kinos, but what about video game kinos from the gen z era of gaming?

Personally the only games I've liked from the 2010s are Skyrim and more recently pic related.

Name any anime adaptation worse than Baki

Deadly Class

Season finale aired a couple of days ago. Can we have a thread about this show?


attack their weak points for massive damage

Why is this anchored?

Hollywood explsions are completely exagg-

China again at the forefront of live action kino. How will Hollywood answer?


The last time zach made a kino?

The emma watson toy thread was kino.

kinos that are just arent understood

this was kino, it had a masculine main character, a realistic setting (dup btfo), had good action, reminded me of mad max which is good because mel gibson is based, had great music, etc. so why does it only have a 44% rating on rotten tomatos?

other kinos that are misunderstood?

kinos about this aesthetic?

The taxi driver

Are crabs Kino?

Grandfather of >cuckime says that burgerkikes are blood thirsty idiots

>“Americans shoot things and they blow up and the like, so as you’d expect, they make movies like that,” said Miyazaki at the time.

>“If someone is the enemy, it’s okay to kill endless numbers of them,” he continued. “Lord of the Rings is like that. If it’s the enemy, there’s killing without separation between civilians and soldiers. That falls within collateral damage. How many people are being killed in attacks in Afghanistan? The Lord of the Rings is a movie that has no problem doing that [not separating civilians from enemies, apparently]. If you read the original work, you’ll understand, but in reality, the ones who were being killed are Asians and Africans. Those who don’t know that, yet say they love fantasy are idiots.”

Mums Make Porn Channel 4 (UK) Update

So that porn those mothers were making, well…it is inter-racial porn. I don't know why I'm surprised.

Breaker of Chairs breaks brain


>Clarke said she had been healthy all her life, but was suffering from serious stress when the artery burst in her brain. Much of it came from constant press questions about the nudity of her character, a conquering queen, in the show’s first episode.

>“I always got the same question: some variation of ‘You play such a strong woman, and yet you take off your clothes. Why?'” Clarke writes. “In my head, I’d respond, ‘How many men do I need to kill to prove myself?'”

>She said she suffered a subarachnoid hemorrhage, which can very easily be fatal. She was unable to speak her full name even weeks later.

Eldar slaev wa do

The opposite of Cuckime is Warhammer

Are there any yellow vest streams up yet?

Macron called in military anti-terrorist troops this week and authorized the use of live ammunition this week after the head branch of some huge bank got burned down by the protestors, so it should make for some top-tier riotkino

Kinos like this?

Anti political bunker #2

Previous thread >>1912720

Top 100

1. Dni Zatmeniya (Aleksandr Sokurov)

1. Juventude Em Marcha (Pedro Costa)

1. L'Eclisse (Michelangelo Antonioni)

1. Nostalghia (Andrei Tarkovsky)

1. Walkabout (Nicolas Roeg)

6. Andrei Rublev (Andrei Tarkovsky)

6. Blow-Up (Michelangelo Antonioni)

6. Caché (Michael Haneke)

6. Celine and Julie Go Boating (Jacques Rivette)

6. Damnation (Béla Tarr)

6. Koyaanisqatsi (Godfrey Reggio)

6. Memorias del subdesarrollo (Tomás Gutiérrez Alea)

6. Mother and Son (Aleksandr Sokurov)

6. My Night at Maud's (Eric Rohmer)

6. La Notte (Michelangelo Antonioni)

6. L'avventura (Michelangelo Antonioni)

6. Persona (Ingmar Bergman)

6. Pierrot le fou (Jean-Luc Godard)

6. Scenes from a Marriage (Ingmar Bergman)

6. Stalker (Andrei Tarkovsky)

6. Taste of Cherry (Abbas Kiarostami)

6. Through a Glass Darkly (Ingmar Bergman)

6. The Conformist (Bernardo Bertolucci)

6. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie (Luis Buñuel)

6. The Enigma of Kaspar Hauser (Werner Herzog)

6. The Mirror (Andrei Tarkovsky)

6. The Round-Up (Miklós Jancsó)

6. The Sacrifice (Andrei Tarkovsky)

6. The Seventh Continent (Michael Haneke)

6. The Silence (Ingmar Bergman)

6. The Weeping Meadow (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

6. O Thiasos (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

6. Ulysses' Gaze (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

6. Wild Strawberries (Ingmar Bergman)

6. Winter Light (Ingmar Bergman)

6. Woman in the Dunes (Hiroshi Teshigahara)

37. Aguirre: The Wrath of God (Werner Herzog)

37. Autumn Sonata (Ingmar Bergman)

37. Baraka (Ron Fricke)

37. Belle de jour (Luis Buñuel)

37. Certified Copy (Abbas Kiarostami)

37. Chloe in the Afternoon (Eric Rohmer)

37. Close-Up (Abbas Kiarostami)

37. The Dust of Time (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

37. Face to Face (Ingmar Bergman)

37. Few of Us (Sharunas Bartas)

37. The Fire Within (Louis Malle)

37. The Firemen's Ball (Milos Forman)

37. Goodbye to Language (Jean-Luc Godard)

37. Horse Money (Pedro Costa)

37. The House Is Black (Forugh Farrokhzad)

37. I Stand Alone (Gaspar Noé)

37. Im Lauf der Zeit (Wim Wenders)

37. L'Immortelle (Alain Robbe-Grillet)

37. L'Important c'est d'aimer (Andrzej Zulawski)

37. The Leopard (Luchino Visconti)

37. Meteoro vima tou pelargou, To (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

37. My Way Home (Miklós Jancsó)

37. Notre Musique (Jean-Luc Godard)

37. Once Upon a Time in Anatolia (Nuri Bilge Ceylan)

37. The Passion of Anna (Ingmar Bergman)

37. The Piano Teacher (Michael Haneke)

37. Il Posto (Ermanno Olmi)

37. The Red and the White (Miklós Jancsó)

37. Saraband (Ingmar Bergman)

37. The Seventh Seal (Ingmar Bergman)

37. Simon of the Desert (Luis Buñuel)

37. Stroszek (Werner Herzog)

37. Summer (Eric Rohmer)

37. El Sur (Victor Erice)

37. The Swimmer (Frank Perry)

37. Vremena goda (Artavazd Peleshian)

37. Week End (Jean-Luc Godard)

37. Werckmeister Harmonies (Béla Tarr)

37. The White Ribbon (Michael Haneke)

76. 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance (Michael Haneke)

76. Accattone (Pier Paolo Pasolini)

76. Alice in den Städten (Wim Wenders)

76. The Ascent (Larisa Shepitko)

76. The Beekeeper (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

76. Blind Chance (Krzysztof Kieslowski)

76. Camera Buff (Krzysztof Kieslowski)

76. The Color of Pomegranates (Sergei Parajanov)

76. Cremator (Juraj Herz)

76. Eternity and a Day (Theodoros Angelopoulos)

76. The Exterminating Angel (Luis Buñuel)

76. The Face of Another (Hiroshi Teshigahara)

76. Film (Alan Schneider)

76. From the Life of the Marionettes (Ingmar Bergman)

76. Hayat var (Reha Erdem)

76. L'homme qui ment (Alain Robbe-Grillet)

76. Lunacy (Jan Svankmajer)

76. Nun va Goldoon (Mohsen Makhmalbaf)

76. Mouchette (Robert Bresson)

76. Ossos (Pedro Costa)

76. Playtime (Jacques Tati)

76. Red Desert (Michelangelo Antonioni)

76. Les Rendez-vous d'Anna (Chantal Akerman)

76. Una Giornata particolare (Ettore Scola)

76. Winter Sleep (Nuri Bilge Ceylan)

I'm never watching Captain Marvel

Brie Larson is the typical screeching SJW and I'll never give her any of my money. She stars in a comic book movie and rags of white men…. who the fuck else is giving Marvel money, bitch?

The Orville Season 2 Thread #2

Since last one is at bumplimit and we can't have STD staying on top.

Last thread >>28217

Pakistan National Day 2019

happy pakistan day friends

post pakino

Why are Anglo/Jewish cucktoons always so hideous?

>The plots are simplistic, frivolous trash that go nowhere. "Emotive" moments always feel forced and unconvincing.

>The characters are either uninteresting or disgusting. Because of status quo they never learn anything. They have no soul, they seem to work mostly as tools.

>Social commentary is always one-sided, repetitive, simplistic and unintelligent. Lots and lots of propaganda. They don't want to make art and they never have interesting ideas.

can /bane/ draw?

Draw part of the plane scene from memory in ms paint

who /shadowonthewall/ here?

Favorite show on YouTube

Hi not /cow/, this is Nickposter from /cow/. I’m the BO and often cross board post because I can. I want to see what /tv/ likes when it comes to YouTube but more particularly, favorite YouTube show? Just one? I’ll start.



Message for idolposter

This is what kino music look like.

You guys have really, truly done it this time!

I would like to collect all of your names, if you are transphobic, islamophobic, xenophobic, racist, sexist, bigoted, or uneducated. Please submit your name, address, and list any politically incorrect opinions you may harbor. I would thank you for your time, but, you are scum and if anything, you should be thanking ME for my efforts.

What would you like to see next for Ashley Boettcher, career-wise?

STD Season 2


STD Season One Recap:

Michael Burnham is the greatest starfleet officer in history. She knows literally everything and can solve any problem presented to her with consummate ease and no small amount of condescension. She was adopted as a child by Spock's parents because there were no other foster parents available out of trillions of Federation citizens but those of Star Trek's most iconic character (who never mentioned an adopted sister in 50 years of canon). The greatest starfleet officer in history commits a mutiny which ends up killing her captain and single-handedly plunges the Federation into war with Klingons (who are now bald xenophobes obsessed with racial purity). Instead of serving her lifetime prison term, Michael is recruited as a science specialist on the secretive USS Discovery, the most advanced ship in the fleet which boasts holographic systems that shouldn't exist for decades, and an experimental "spore drive" that can teleport the ship instantly to any point in the galaxy over a "mycelial network" of space mushrooms. They briefly use a giant tardigrade as their navigator until someone found out that the whole concept of tardigrades teleporting via space mushrooms was plagiarized from an indie video adventure game called motherfucking "Tardigrades." Good job CBS.

Among the crew members of the Discovery are Captain Lorca: a no-nonsense hard-ass with a shady past who plays fast and loose with regulations and might be a little too trigger-happy for a starfleet captain. The alien first officer is Saru, who can sense danger and death approaching, and is from a species comprised entirely of betas. Chief Engineer Stamets is in charge of the spore drive and becomes its navigator after the tardigrade is sued out of a job. The medical officer is Dr. Culber who is gay with Stamets and is currently deceased and/or a spore ghost inside the mycelial network. And then there's Tilly: a hyperactive, overweight, autistic ensign completely unsuited for service on starfleet's most advanced, experimental starship, but is nonetheless inexplicably part of the command track program. God save the poor vessel that sees Tilly as her captain. There's a bunch of other characters that make up the bridge crew, but they're so poorly developed that most viewers don't even know their names. There's also Tyler who is a Klingon double agent / love interest for Michael Burnham, but nobody cares.

Anyway, a bunch of stupid nonsense happens and eventually we find out that Captain Lorca is actually from the Mirror Universe (which absolutely nobody saw coming because the writing in this show is just so fucking clever) and needed the Discovery's spore drive to get back home. Mirror Universe antics ensue, but eventually Lorca is killed and Burnham "saves" the Mirror Universe version of Georgiou (her dead, mutinied-upon captain) who in this reality is the Emperor of the Terran Empire, a Hitler analogue, and an actual cannibal. When the ship makes it back to its own reality there is a convenient time jump wherein the Klingons are about to win the war, but Michael Burnham the greatest starfleet officer in history with aid from Space Hitler avert disaster at the last second. For her "heroics," not only is Burnham's punishment for MUTINY, MURDER, and WAR commuted, but she's reinstated at her full rank and joins the Discovery crew full time. As the ship flies off to pick up its new captain, they are intercepted by the USS Enterprise, Christopher Pike commanding, just in time to bilk CBS All Access subscribers into re-upping their subs based on nostalgia lenses alone.

STD Season Two status:

Captain Pike takes over the Discovery and we find out starfleet gave him an urgent mission to discover the source of seven mysterious red energy bursts that appeared all across the galaxy. For reasons that will most likely make no logical sense, these seven bursts along with a cosmic entity called the "red angel" have driven Spock to commit himself to the loony bin. The only person who can save him and unravel the mystery of the red angel is his estranged adopted sister that we've never heard of in 50 years of canon, the merry mutineer Michael Goddamn-Fucking Burnham. It's whispered that Michael did something to Spock in their childhood that traumatized him so irreparably that they haven't spoken to each other since, but the show won't just come the fuck out and say what it was, because the hacks that write this shit either don't know, or are second-guessing the likely faux-incest storyline that literally everyone could see coming.

In conclusion, fuck this show and anyone who says "Oh, it's not THAT bad" because, yes, it fucking is.

Weekly Film Club: Rango

>A chameleon (Johnny Depp) who has lived as a sheltered family pet finds himself in the grip of an identity crisis. Rango wonders how to stand out when it is his nature to blend in. When he accidentally winds up in a frontier town called Dirt, he takes the first step on a transformational journey as the town's new sheriff. Though at first Rango only role-plays, a series of thrilling situations and outrageous encounters forces him to become a real hero.



the only youtube links are jank as fuck so unless so maybe no cytube? We could always just sync up and press play together and use the cytube as a chat



Puppet Master

Hey guys just wanted to make a Puppet Master thread so all us Puppet Master fans out there can talk about the Puppet Master movies and other Puppet Master-related topics. In this thread, we are all about Puppet Master. We can discuss which Puppet Master movie is the best, favorite Puppet Master puppets, favorite Puppet Master characters, the Puppet Master comics, different interpretations and meanings of the Puppet Master films, forgotten and obscure Puppet Master lore, continuity and canon issues in Puppet Master, favorite pages on the Puppet Master wiki, best Puppet Master kills, favorite actors in Puppet Master movies, Puppet Master fan fiction, and the future of Puppet Master.

Personally, my favorite Puppet Master movie is probably Puppet Master II, closely followed by Puppet Master I and Puppet Master IV (no particular order). Even though I usually prefer Toulon to be portrayed as a sympathetic character, the Invisible Man homage in Puppet Master II is great, plus it has almost all of my favorite puppets and some favorite kills. My favorite puppet in the Puppet Master series is Tunneler, although Blade, Torch, and Jester are up there too. It even says in the Puppet Master comics that Torch is the most powerful puppet, which is one of the reasons he's great, even though I do still like Tunneler better. All the puppets are great though, except maybe Tank from Curse of the Puppet Master. No offense to Tank fans, he just got stuck in kind of a weak entry in the Puppet Master franchise. No offense to Curse of the Puppet Master fans either. One thing I don't like about Puppet Master II, though, is the way Toulon doesn't seem to care about Leech Woman, even though Puppet Master III reveals that Leech Woman contains the soul of his wife. Also, we never find out what happens to Camille at the end. However, neither of those things are really Puppet Master II's fault, since they couldn't control what would happen in the future movies, of course. The Puppet Master comics also explain that Toulon was suffering from brain damage after he came back from the dead, and that's why he was acting weird. Also, the Puppet Master comics show what happened to Camille after the end and why the puppets were not with her anymore in future Puppet Master movies.

Least favorite Puppet Master movie has got to be Puppet Master: The Legacy. In fact, I don't think that any REAL Puppet Master fan can count that as an actual Puppet Master movie. It totally contradicts the events of the other movies and messes up Toulon's character, and completely wastes Rick from Puppet Master IV and Puppet Master V. The Puppet Master comics don't even acknowledge it! They fixed so many of the plot holes and mistakes of the series, but even they knew that there was no way to fix Puppet Master: The Legacy, it is just plain NOT CANON and STUPID. I would definitely consider the Puppet Master comics (Action Lab series) to be canon over Puppet Master: The Legacy. The only thing I liked about Puppet Master: The Legacy was the lead actress, she was hot.

They got some great actors to play Andre Toulon over course of the Puppet Master series, like William Hinkley and now even Udo Kier, but my favorite one is Guy Wolfe for sure, and not just because he was in more Puppet Master movies than any other (non-puppet) actor. He brought a real warmth to the character, and made you believe that he really cared about his puppets, and even though my favorite Puppet Master movie is Puppet Master II, the wise and good-hearted version of Toulon that Guy Wolfe brought to life is the best interpretation of the character imo. No offense to William Hinkley fans or any other, all the Toulons are AWESOME and he's a really cool character.

Well, that's enough for now, fellow P-Master fans…

The Orville - Season 2

Thread in which /strek/ celebrates the return of the greatest currently-running Star Trek series for it's second season.

Saw vs Eyes Wide Shut

Which one of these films is the best? IMDB says it's Saw, but what's your personal opinion?

Gahoole pango review

Time for Gahoole to review Undefeatable.

New Japan Cup thread 2

This is for when the old thread hits post limit.

March 14th- 5:30 AM EDT/4:30 AM CDT/3:30 AM MDT/2:30 AM PDT

March 16th- 5:30 AM EDT/4:30 AM CDT/3:30 AM MDT/2:30 AM PDT

March 17th- 5:30 AM EDT/4:30 AM CDT/3:30 AM MDT/2:30 AM PDT

March 20th- 6 AM EDT/5 AM CDT/4 AM MDT/3 AM PDT

March 21st- 5 AM EDT/4 AM CDT/3 AM MDT/2 AM PDT

March 23rd- 4 AM EDT/3 AM CDT/2 AM MDT/1 AM PDT

March 24th- 2 AM EDT/1 AM CDT/12 AM MDT/March 23rd 11 PM PDT

/got/ Pre-season General: Breaker of Chairs Edition

31 days remain, let's shitpost while waiting for S8 to drop


>Best season

>Best character

>Best episode

>Best waifu

>Best battle scene

>Best thing in the books that wasn't included in the show

>Worst thing in the books that should've been cut from the show

>Who should win the Iron Throne

>When Gurm will finish Winds of Winter

>What spin-off/s HBO should do after GoT is finished

Always bugged me

In what years did Star fleet start allowing male crew to wear the dress?

Do you think Gahoole has ever grabbed a woman by her neck and just rammed her head through the drywall?

>aquaman was awesome!!!!

Emma Stone

She should be…

Another Quentin Tarankino


Chantal Akerman has passed away. I've only seen News from Home and Hotel Monterey but I appreciated her unique style, even if it required patience.

What's interesting about her personality is how she rejected the title of feminist film maker even though everyone wanted to put her in that box. Most obits you'll read today are quick to include that label in their descriptions of her. I remember hearing that she did not like doing "women's film festivals" and preferred regular festivals instead.

> I won't say I'm a feminist film-maker ... I'm not making women's films, I'm making Chantal Akerman's films. (London, 1979)

Chernboyl Teaser Trailer

Looks like it could be really good.

How can we do better, /bane/?

David lynch is garbage

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters

Andrei tarkovsky is garabge

the most pretentious filmmaker in history his films are lame dull nobody understands them they are complicated and Surrealistic they are made for pretentious people and hipsters


where our best presidents were movie stars first

Screen Team predicted Detective pikachu

The Joker Baby 2

kinos about the sequel being better than the original?

why do we rarely see blond men as main characters anymore? with the exception of thor

JOKER Teaser Trailer (2019) Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro DC Movie Concept

I remember a movie that I saw once when I was a kid that I saw a movie once. It was a much older movie. It was about a man that turned into a fish. It was part live-action, part cartoon.

Does /tv/ know the title of this movie?


Are there any kinos about libertarians? Atlas shrugged wasn't very good.

Was the Delta Quadrant better or worse off with Janeway passing through?

Supernatural is going to have its final season (15)

Everyone on the cast seems to have agreed with this, or at least that's what's being said.

How do you feel anons?

Despite the show's decline past season 5, I'm going to feel pretty sad about this.

>search youtube for "flat earch", looking for videos to help me relax and fall asleep

>go through 6 pages of search results and they're all retarded no-fun spherecuck faggots smuckling about how based science is

wtf, I used to be able to find dozens /comfy/ hour-long flat earth documentaries with ease, now they're all just gone…

Can /tv/ recommend me any comfy long-form content on youtube to help me sleep?

Thoughts on this brutal and surreal survivalist kino?

What's the Amerika of Television and Movies?

What are some kinos about cute girls?

Dup, the BTFO

episode 1

ITT: 80s action kino

No reddit shit.

ITT great channels no one watched.

Get in here niggers, Cuckfist is streaming






Us (2019)

>cam release already out.

So what did everyone think of it? As pretentious as Get Out?

BAN >cuktime poster

David Lynch

What did he mean by this?

Eps. 01: The Even Chance

Soun the bell and call the crew, Bos'n. Cap'n orders, watch Hornblowner.

Unicorn Store (2019 Brie Larson Film)

>A woman named Kit receives a mysterious invitation that would fulfill her childhood dreams. Directed by and starring Brie Larson.

Brie Larson stars as a useless NEET who gets sold a unicorn by a magical negro. Can't say i'm not interested, that's a hell of a premise. If nothing else, it's likely to confirm those autism rumors.


RAVENPOSTER trying to gain consent for sexual activities with his daughter.

This degenerate LITERALLY admitting on performing a felon on this daughter.


What race are these people, /tv/?

Apparently AOC is an actress so she's officially on-topic now.

Black Summer

>more zombieshit

Zombieland: Double Tap is coming soon also. Aren't people fed up by now?

Youtube Wholesomecore KNHO

Before youtube was ruined by 'angry critics' and later outrage culture clickfarmers reaping mighty crops from the mentally retarded there was the more patrician tier of content designed for KHNOnauts seeking to discover the true secret esoteric knowledge of the digital media age.

The videos that inform, entertain and remain degeneracy free. Rare relics in this day and age. Here we shall document the fruits of our research

Townsend and Son: A passionate civil war reenactment autist and his family make videos about 1800's american and european cooking and INNAWOODS survival.

Wholesomecore rating: 8/10


/tv/ is the best place on earth

I wish you could drink my blood, and eat my flesh.

Instagram is so fucking depressing

Women’s nature as vile whores is on full display on Instagram, I can hardly believe it’s real most days. Being an ugly male and seeing millions upon millions of women be total whores on Instagram with every man but you makes you want to end your life.

Oh shit

88th birthday

Congratualtions! I have the feeling he will outlive Picard simply to prove he's the greatest Captain.

Least favorite directors

ITT: Post your absolute least favorite directors.

I want to punch these motherfuckers right in the face.

WTF is wrong with gays?

Can we a list of /tv/ approved YouTubers? So I've got:

>The Quartering

>Nobody in Cali


>Mr E


>Jenny Nicholson

>Nick Fuentes

Who else needs to be added?

Mary Sue is the Red Angel right?

/tv/ friday night

Friday night is party night.


MrE new video

He's based!

3 weeks into taking test, Emma's looking good

How soon before she grows a dick?

Will Zach convert to gay to be with her

This is how the United States will look like in 2020