Nerve Center

>talking to someone about the Alien movies

<oh I prefer Aliens to Alien

<Alien 3 was terrible!

really makes you think



<but muh bbc

No wonder they got


and slightly less dark over the years.

Smackdown 9/19/17 Worst SD of 2017 edition

Alternate title: "they used the botched fake headbutt for the promo pic" edition

SmackDown LIVE preview, Sept. 19, 2017: Shane addresses Owens’ brutal attack on Mr. McMahon

Kevin Owens' brutal attack on WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon last week left the WWE Universe in shock. This Tuesday, the reinstated Shane McMahon will address KO and his actions. With a showdown inside Hell in a Cell awaiting them, what will Shane have to say? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>AJ Styles defends the United States Championship against Baron Corbin tonight on SmackDown LIVE

After attacking AJ Styles last week on Sin City SmackDown, Baron Corbin will get his opportunity to try and dethrone The Phenomenal One tonight, when he challenges for the United States Championship.

The Lone Wolf has been stalking Styles and his star-spangled championship since the Tuesday after SummerSlam, when he tried to get guaranteed title matches from both Kevin Owens and Styles. When he refereed a title bout between the two later that night, Corbin and Styles butted heads after they inadvertently collided.

Corbin attempted to answer Styles’ United States Open Challenge one week later, but was beaten to the punch by Tye Dillinger. Corbin retaliated by attacking The Perfect 10, but could not keep him from answering the challenge. The blindside attack did keep Dillinger from defeating Styles. Corbin went on to defeat Dillinger the following week, but found himself shut out of the title picture again, as Styles gave a fair rematch to The Perfect 10.

This time, Corbin waited until after The Phenomenal One had defeated Dillinger to make his presence felt on Sin City SmackDown. The Lone Wolf struck, steamrolling over both men before planting Styles into the arena floor with End of Days before announcing his intention of coming for the U.S. Title.

Will The Lone Wolf assert his dominance and capture the United States Championship, or will AJ Styles’ phenomenal reign continue? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>Shane McMahon to address Kevin Owens’ vicious attack on his father

The WWE Universe was shocked as SmackDown LIVE concluded last week, as Kevin Owens brutally attacked WWE Chairman and CEO Mr. McMahon.

The attack came after Mr. McMahon revealed he was reinstating his son Shane and putting him in a Hell in a Cell Match with KO. When Owens confirmed that he had permission to beat “a McMahon” senseless if provoked, all hell broke loose. KO unleashed a devastating assault on Mr. McMahon that left Sin City stunned.

Now, Shane returns to SmackDown LIVE three weeks before entering Hell with Owens. How will he address this despicable act?

<Natalya to host a “Celebration of Women”

Fresh off successfully defending the SmackDown Women’s Championship against Naomi, Natalya is apparently feeling extra-inspired. has learned that Natalya plans on hosting a “Celebration of Women” on SmackDown LIVE. What exactly that entails is yet to be revealed, but expect the rest of the SmackDown Women’s division to keep a close eye on the titleholder.

blah blah blah who fucking cares where's the wrestling

>The New Day to revel in their championship victory with the WWE Universe

Last Tuesday, The New Day defeated The Usos in a thrilling Sin City Street Fight to win the SmackDown Tag Team Titles.

Tonight, the new champions are ready to party! Kofi Kingston, Big E & Xavier Woods will celebrate their fourth tag team championship with the WWE Universe on SmackDown LIVE, and The New Day wasted no time basking in the glow of their victory last week on the Las Vegas Strip. The question heading into this week: How long will the party last?

>inb4 the bix noods continue the feud til the end of time

>inb4 all other smackdown tagteams continue to be ignored in the title picture

>Jinder Mahal to address his controversial comments from last week

During Sin City SmackDown, many felt WWE Champion Jinder Mahal crossed a line with his resmarks toward his top challenger, Shinsuke Nakamura. Along with The Singh Brothers, The Modern Day POO relentlessly mocked The King of Strong Style.

With their title showdown at WWE Hell in a Cell rapidly approaching, what will the WWE Champion have to say? Find out on SmackDown LIVE, tonight at 8/7 C on USA Network!

muh feels

205 LIVE: Elves &amp; Flippyshit General

>implying anybody watches this drivel when the "best" matches are on RAM anyway

>implying this would need weekly threads instead of a general

Most recent episode recap:

On the latest episode of WWE 205 Live, Akira Tozawa confronted WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville less than two weeks away from their battle at the first-ever WWE Great Balls of Fire pay-per-view. Also, The Brian Kendrick returned to action with a message for Gentleman Jack Gallagher.

>Gentleman Jack Gallagher def. The Brian Kendrick via Disqualification

>Mustafa Ali def. Drew Gulak

>Ariya Daivari def. Cedric Alexander

<WWE Cruiserweight Champion Neville and Akira Tozawa get physical

The Strain - one more episode edition

The Strain is coming to an end. The final episode will air in a couple of hours, so let's wrap up this shitshow. It was a bumpy ride, some awesome moments, so crigeworthy eye-rolling moments, and anything in between. I'll try to give a rundown of the fourth season so far.

< End of Season 3

The team had finally come up with an actual plan: build a lead coffin laced with silver on the inside and trap the Master in it, then toss it into the ocean: the lead will cut off communication with the Master's minions and the silver will keep him burning.

And the plan actually worked, in what was one of the most awesome scenes they all worked together, trapped him inside and drove off towards the coast. And they would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling kid, Zach. The little brat detonated a nuke after Eph stabbed his vamp mom, which blew away the coffing, allowed the master to escape, blew up debris into the air to block out the sun, and basically kickstarted the next phase of the Master's plan.

By the start of Season 4 the vampires have won, the first nuke was a signal to detonate a shitton of other nukes all over the world, blocking out the sun with a nuclear winter, allowing vampires to roam the streets pretty much 24/7. Humans have been rounded up and are forced to work for the vampires and "donate" blood.

< Episode 1: The Worm Turns

We start nine months later, with Eph having left New York to get as far away from his piece of shit son, living in Philadelphia instead and doing runs for the local black market, trading medical service for booze and stuff. Of course the more things change, to more stay the same, and after Eph and his friends got busted and taken onto a prison bus, the bus gets blown up by some niggers chimping out against the Even More White Man.

Meanwhile Fet, Quinlan, some chick who's Fet's GF and doesn't really matter drive around with some truckers looking for a nuclear bombs, because if that can't kill the Master, then nothing can. Sadly, their strategy of tracking a nuke silo down is limited to some Russian sounding dude asking random hillbillies for secret government rocket silos, and to no one's surprise this is a completely ineffective strategy that would get them killed if it wasn't for Quin swooping in with blurry speed to cut down the hillbillies.

Naturally it's only a matter of time that they get captured because Quin can't babysit them all the time, but as it turns out the other guy captured just so happens to be a soldier who was working at a nuclear silo. Gee, what a coincidence.

And we can't have a episode without the fucking kid in it. The master takes the little shit out on a hunting trip where Zack shoots a tiger. Apparently shooting an animal that was about to jump you means you have a dark side or something. Even Eichhorst calls BS on that one. Also, Zach keeps either imagining his dead mom, or the Master likes to put on drag and pretend to be her. Or maybe the Master has transferred Kelly's consciousness into another body, it's never really explained

< Episode 2: The Blood Tax

We are back in NY for this episode. Remember last time we saw Gus (the token spic who was soooo relevant to the plot), how he was trying to get out of NY? Well guess what, he's back there and this time he's working in Creem's gang (Creem is the nigger gangster with the silver teeth) for some reason. Creem is the leader, but Gus is a main character, and Creem can't compete with that. Oh boy, I wonder if he's going to betray the group or something.

Meanwhile Dutch is hanging out with Setrakian (aka The Jew, aka The Professor, aka The Pawnbroker), presumably because he and Gus are the only still living main characters she hasn't yet slept with. They both get captured and taken to a concentration camp where one of the blind kid vampires sniff and randomly reeees at people. If it reeees at you (and it does at Dutch), you get taken to the breeding farm. Yes, vampires really like the taste of B+ blood, so they decided to put a literal Nazi in charge of breeding them, because Nazi death work camps were known for their high fertility. Somehow Dutch manages not to get pregnant even after getting pumped full of jizz for months (presumably), but it's really not explained how.

Back to Eph. After his bus got blown up by BLM supporters (need I mention that Eph is the only survivor?) he decides to help one of them when a flying piece of bus debris cut through his leg. After the BLM's hideout got compromised he finds them a new hideout and they hatch a plan to strike at the vampires.

Bobby Heenan Is Dead

Press F

Desert kino



Sometimes an actress won't really do it for you until you see them wearing something specific

What are some films about anarcho capitalism?

>She began her film career as a teenager with roles in her father's films, and appeared alongside her brother in the science fiction film Donnie Darko (2001). She garnered critical praise for starring as Lee Holloway in Secretary (2002), for which she was nominated for a Golden Globe Award. For her performance in independent drama Sherrybaby (2006), she was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama. She also received recognition for starring as Rachel Dawes in the superhero film The Dark Knight (2008). For her performance in the musical-drama Crazy Heart (2009), she was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress. She subsequently starred in the fantasy comedy family film Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang (2010), the drama Won't Back Down (2012) and the comedy-drama Frank (2014), for which she was nominated for a BIFA Award.

>In 2014, she made her Broadway debut in a revival of The Real Thing, and also starred in the British television BBC political spy thriller television miniseries The Honourable Woman. For her performance in the latter she won a Golden Globe Award, and was nominated for a Primetime Emmy Award.

BAZINGA is a far right conspiracy

"[The Big Bang Theory] is a funny show, and the ‘nerd’ stereotypes are funny … but we need to change the ‘Big Bang Theory’ view of what a physicist or a physics student looks like," Zahra Hazari told APS News in an interview.

>Regularly drawing 19 million viewers each year, the comedy TV sitcom The Big Bang Theory is premiering its 11th season in late September 2017. The male foursome featured in the show — two Caltech physicists, an astrophysicist, and an aerospace engineer — all share the same "geeky intellectual" outlook on life. What about aspiring physicists, however, who don’t fit the male nerd image — are they welcome? Thanks to a $3 million grant from the National Science Foundation (NSF), researchers from Florida International University (FIU), Texas A&M University-Commerce, the American Association of Physics Teachers (AAPT), and APS will begin a multi-year project to encourage more women to overcome the negative stereotypes and enter the field of physics.

>"[The Big Bang Theory] is a funny show, and the ‘nerd’ stereotypes are funny … but we need to change the ‘Big Bang Theory’ view of what a physicist or a physics student looks like," Zahra Hazari told APS News in an interview. Currently an associate professor of physics at FIU and the lead investigator of this project, her research has centered on reforming the physics learning environment to raise the participation of underrepresented groups who pursue physics, especially women.

>"[Shows like these] are hugely detrimental to opening up doors for people who have never considered the field, because they don't look or act the right way," Hazari said. "… you don't have to act that way and be that way to do physics, you can be a caring and nurturing woman. My research is about mythbusting, and to [eliminate bias against] women's participation in physics."

>Although the show hasn’t made major controversy, popular culture might be taking a toll on those who pursue physical science careers. Even though as many women take high school physics as men, women make up only 20 percent of the undergraduates in physics. And according to Hazari, the imbalance has historically been an issue in certain disciplines of engineering and physics; biology has a slight overrepresentation of women, and chemistry is at or around parity, she said.

>"Women tend not to choose physical science careers because they don't see them as impactful …. on average, [they] tend to be interested in careers that can make a change in society, that can better our future in society, so they don't see physics as a pathway for that," Hazari explained. "We are going to show how people with physics degrees go on to work on cancer research, they work on things that can make a huge difference in the world."

Paramount happy to take a loss on 'Mother'

>The people ponying up the money usually have a vested interest in seeing some of it come back, and someone at Paramount must be displeased with the film’s paltry $7.5 million opening weekend. Right? Wrong

>"This movie is very audacious and brave. You are talking about a director at the top of his game, and an actress at the top her game

>They made a movie that was intended to be bold

>Everyone wants original filmmaking, and everyone celebrates Netflix when they tell a story no one else wants to tell

>This is our version. We don’t want all movies to be safe. And it’s okay if some people don’t like it"

Gee it kinda sounds like they're pushing some kind of an agenda.

Why was Nedry throwing up gang signs?

there are TWO genders

ITT: post movies that fuck with reality.

>rated R

>2 hours 43 minutes

>$185 million dollar budget



>the Goose

>qt cuban girl

kino incoming

*whispering to you as you lie in bed losing consciousness*

>They're never gonna find out I did it.

Pacific Rim: Uprising

Get hype. Next summer can't come soon enough. In the meantime, post your jaegerfu.

Atlantic kaiju confirmed.

I"ve not been keeping up with the Star Trek comics scene.

What is this? Is… is Seven of Nine a guy now?

"Extreme age is indicated on the order of six thousand years."

>Leonardo da Vinci



>Alexander the Great







Daily reminder that Merlin is a canon historical figure in the Star Trek universe, but Jesus' miracles have been relegated to "Lazarus, come forth and–! Oh! You're…alive. Uh, tah-dah?" Meanwhile, His identical twin was millions of light years away dealing with Romans but no Jews, for some reason, but I'm sure there's a perfectly sound scientific reason to explain that away.

Also a daily reminder that Kathryn Janeway studied at the holographic feet of a maestro who had been alive for thousands of years and should have been able to figure out the whole hang-glider thing without her help.

I want you to "…" and "…" me.

How do you want your bluray familia?

The Orville

What do you think? Will it be good?

What are Jazz's Options For Gender Surgery?

Sonequa Martin-Green is the first black lead of Star Trek

Avery Brooks on suicide watch.

Birth of the Federation

>What is it?

Masters of the Orion Star Trek Edition. Even supposedly made by the same devs. It has recently been packed together with tons of mods and fixes to run on more modern systems without the need for a disc.

>Where do I download?

>Whoa those instructions seem complicated

Not really, it's only there to help the most vicious of mouthbreathers install it or if you were retarded enough to get Windows 10. It's basically first two boxes ticked from install typically if you want to just play vanilla.

>What can you do in it?

You can conquer the galaxy via conquest or diplomacy playing the 5 major Alpha Quadrant powers. Use espionage and sabotage to gain leverage over opponents, even introduce biological weapons into someone's ecosystem killing millions and blame someone else for it. You can also build a subspace graviton field and make Bajor pay for it.

>How do the Federation play?

Like an attention whoring creepy girlfriend who wants to be everyone's friend. If you go to war with too many races your people will likely rebel. Ships focus more on defence and all rounded. Uses Diplomacy to gain power over a lot of Minor Races by making them become Members.

>How do the Klingons play?

Viking raiders. If you aren't fighting or make peace your people will get pissed off and likely rebel. That said they are surprisingly capable at diplomacy and will often have more warlike Minor Species waiting round the corner to join them. Have some very good fast and hard hitting ships plus their non-combat ships have weapons. A few of their ships also have cloaks.

>How do the Romulans play?

Like what North Korea wants to be. Tell everyone to GTFO their space and keep to themselves so naturally suck at diplomacy. Their ships are slow but powerful and all of them have cloaking devices. Have very good espionage and sabotage ability so if you are facing or playing them make sure your internal security rating is high.

>How do the Cardassians play?

We want it, we'll take it by whatever methods. Capable in conquest and diplomacy. Have a poor economic penalty at start and ships work best in squadrons. The only faction that can match the Romulans in terms of spying. Best at playing other factions against each other.

>How do the Ferengi play?

Like Jews. Be a happy merchant and make profit whenever you can. Get bonus amounts of trade routes and only need Non-Aggression Treaties to trade. Their ships are meh but cheap and can be spammed out using shekel making powers.

>What are Minor Races?

The weird eared and forehead creatures you see in Star Trek Episodes. While they may not have a lot of strength each race has a unique structure that can benefit your Empire which you can gain access to either through conquering them or by them becoming a member of your Empire. Some are Science focused, while others are Militaristic etc. Membership is often preferable to Conquest with most as they will provide you a developed system without the need to declare martial law every few turns.

What is the Xbox One of movies?

Hollywood Crash

Is he right?

Will we see a replicator in our lifetimes?

Movies about idiots who gotten scammed yet deserved it

>when you realize Cedric dies because Harry is a good sportsman

Can you anchor an anchor thread?

Emmys have hit a new low

What went wrong?

RAW 9/18/17 pissbreak is the main event edition

WWE Raw preview, Sept. 18, 2017: Nia Jax battles "The Goddess of WWE" one-on-one

Just six nights before Alexa Bliss defends her Raw Women’s Championship in a Fatal 4-Way Match at WWE No Mercy, she’ll have to take on one of her challengers, the imposing Nia Jax, in singles action on Raw. Will Little Miss Bliss once again regret getting on the bad side of the forceful Jax?

>Nia Jax aims to knock Alexa Bliss off her pedestal that she needs to get remotely close to Nia's height

Ever since Nia Jax dropped Raw Women’s Champion Alexa Bliss moments after “The Goddess of WWE” reclaimed her title from Sasha Banks, the WWE Universe has been clamoring for a one-one-one match between the two former friends, and Raw General Manager Kurt Angle was more than happy to oblige.

Six nights before Jax, Sasha Banks and Emma challenge Alexa in a Fatal 4-Way Match at WWE No Mercy, Nia squares off with Little Miss Bliss one-on-one on Raw. Can Jax shake Alexa’s confidence before next Sunday’s title match?

>Will it be Roman Reigns or John Cena who gets in the final word before WWE No Mercy?

John Cena and Roman Reigns’ microphone battles have gotten more intense each week since The Cenation Leader arrived on Raw to test Roman Reigns’ mettle, and a heated confrontation six nights before their anticipated dream match at WWE No Mercy seems inevitable.

Although Cena seems to have the upper hand in terms of verbal warfare heading into this week’s Raw, live in San Jose, The [LOUD BOOING] could be saving his most cutting resmarks for last.

>Braun Strowman shows no mercy

Not only did Braun Strowman once again brutalize Universal Champion Brock Lesnar on Raw — shrugging off a German suplex in the process — but he left John Cena laid out in the middle of the ring after assaulting The Cenation Leader with the steel ring steps.

It’s become a distinct possibility that The Monster Among Men will become Universal Champion by defeating The Beast Incarnate at WWE No Mercy. Who will face his fury on the final Raw before that title bout?


>Brothers-in-arms stand triumphant

Raw’s Tag Team division is more competitive than ever, and after successfully teaming with The Hardy Boyz against Cesaro, Sheamus, Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson last week, Raw Tag Team Champions Dean Ambrose & Seth Rollins are riding high as they prepare to defend their titles against The Celtic Warrior and The Swiss Cyborg at WWE No Mercy.

How will The Lunatic Fringe and The Kingslayer keep their momentum going on Raw?

>Will Enzo Amore get even with The Miz?

The Miz expected this past Monday’s Raw to be one of the most memorable nights of his career — and it was, but certainly not for the reason he was expecting. After The A-Lister and his wife Maryse revealed that they were expecting their first child, Enzo Amore boldly interrupted the “must-see” couple’s big moment, prompting a match between The Certified G and the dad-to-be.

Mid-match, Amore continued the insults, insinuating that Miz might not be the father of Maryse’s baby, prompting The Awesome One to brutally attack the outspoken Superstar and hit him with the Skull-Crushing Finale.

This isn’t the first time Amore’s mouth has gotten him into trouble, and it won’t be the last. But how will Smacktalker Skywalker rebound on Raw, six nights before challenging Neville for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship at WWE No Mercy?

Don’t miss Raw at 8/7 C on USA Network!

>move him to the loserweight division

>start an actual feud between him and the main roster for no reason

Eat my shit, you cummy loving faggots

Have you taken the b....rown pill yet, mateys?

Swallow the shitspam today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal

Are the rumors true?

>mommy will never pay for you to go to a whorehouse

>caesar will never be your uncle

>you will never be emperor

feels bad man

What will the climax of the film be?

Is this unironically the only watchable Batman movie?


Why is War of the Worlds such a masterpiece? Is it the great acting, the emotional scenes, the battle on the hill? Or all of these combined to make a great movie?

TIL When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot meal.

Norm was an alcoholic that regularly beat his wife, who was always so bruised she dare not show her face.

There is a shocking lack of Maisies in the catalog, we need to fix this.

Name one thing you like that isn't

(a) a tv show

(b) a b movie tier horror film

(c) a comedy

Princess Celestia, i'm mane six

Let's see how long until this thread is deleted

Post random /tv/-related porn

I'm just testing how fast the mods are.


first poster for Tomb Raider


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*blacks your ass*


Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

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Why does this get so much hate?

People like this grabage? What the fuck

Why does this film's overwhelming success upset /tv/ so much?

How Sonequa Martin-Green became the first black lead of Star Trek

“My casting says that the sky is the limit for all of us. I think what we’re seeing now in our media is this push to diminish and to devalue and to make people feel that the sky is not the limit for them, that they are meant for the ground. So having me as the first black lead of a Star Trek, just blasts that into a million pieces. I am eternally grateful that the diverse casting of our show means that we are now a part of the conversation and hopefully a part of making the world a better place, as cliché as this sounds. Because I really believe it and think its vital for us all right now.”

End of film

Is the time of movies coming to an end?

Mystery Ginger

Hi, all.

Weird question, but can anyone tell me the name of the cute redhead sitting next to Oprah at the Emmy's last night?

So, now that you have seen it, what did you think of McFarland Trek/the Orville?

PS Whay is the captcha being such a little bitch

Feminist Plane Scene

ITT we rule 63 the plane scene.

I'll start.

Dr Pavlova, I'm CIA.

This has to stop.

/bane/ you've gone too far!

Fuck, Marry, Kill.

>knock on the door

>character goes to the door

>door has a peephole

>character doesn't look through it

>asks "who is it?" or just opens the door

Flags Thread

Cause Star Trek needed more autism, which faction has the best flag?

>Reddit Wars fans are this pathetic


1980s nostalgia

The 1980s were a time when computers were exotic rarities, beckoning to a hopeful future.

Steroids were still throbbing in Arnold's biceps.

Leg warmers and aerobics were feminine.

Was this a good show?

Stargate SG-1


Just just Flopping Rangers

>Biggest flop of the summer season

>If not the biggest flop of 2017

>Halfchan /tv/ Thinks it will get a sequel

Can someone explain to why people think this shit will get a sequel? It's dumb enough that halfchan /tv/ loves it. There a better chance that Cisbusters will get a sequel than power rangers.

An old mmo

Anons, I have a powerful thirst for more Star Trek and I want to know if pic related is worth playing. Does anyone here play it?

I've never played an mmo, so I'm not picky on the finer points and I'm fulling expecting the plots to be stupid, but all I want is to make a qt andorian waifu to dress up and my own space ship to sail around in. The girls in the concept art look cute.

Why did dragon ball z got away with promoting gay stereotypes?


The reception I've just filed with the Catholic Church lists me, my bride, the Meido here, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

First one to join gets to stay on the ceremony!

Starrcade returns

>Smackdown PPV

>less than a week after survivor series

Cornette is probably SEETHING on twitter as of now

Morgan freeman declared war on Russia, putin and trump

DUMPF & Putin are done for!

Keanu Reeves acting

Why hasn't he won an Oscar yet? But hacks like DiClipClop and JLaw have one?

4th Powerpuff girl



Why was there a President Schwarzenegger in the Simpsons instead of a President Wolfcastle? Why did they defy their own canon? It doesn't make sense, there were two Austrian moviestars around at the same time, was one of them a copycat of the other? What were they thinking?


'We still refused to be controlled by a sexist, egotistical, lying hypocritical bigot'

>The 2017 Emmys certainly lived up to its billing as being the most politically charged ever.

<Within seconds, host Stephen Colbert, singing an opening number themed around how seemingly out of control world events are, took a few soft jabs at President Trump. But then Julia-Louis Dreyfus quickly upped the ante, joining in and singing, “Imagine if your president wasn’t loved by Nazis.”

>Once the monologue actually began, Colbert dedicated almost five minutes to mocking Trump.

<The stage thus set, politics pervaded almost the entirety of the broadcast.

With virtually every presenter or award recipient working in at least one political reference, those who avoided politics were more notable than those who didn't.

The Top 10 Most Tedious Left-Wing Moments:

>10. Stephen Colbert presaged the evening to come, saying that Trump was certainly watching, taunting, "Looking forward to the tweets."

<9. Colbert then spent almost five minutes singling out Trump for criticism, the bit beginning with Trump evidently not winning an Emmy for "The Apprentice." The lengthy section wrapped with a surprise cameo from the former White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, who praised the size of the crowd.

>8. Alec Baldwin, who won an award for his appearances on Saturday Night Live – where he lampooned Trump on a near-weekly basis – said he and his wife had three kids in three years, but then he began portraying Trump on SNL and the "orange wig" proved to be effective "birth control."

<7. Comedian Kate McKinnon, who played Hillary Clinton on Saturday Night Live last season and infamously sang a schmaltzy rendition of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah" after Clinton's loss, used her acceptance speech to thank Clinton for "your grace and grit."

>6. Actress Lily Tomlin, who apppeared alongside Dolly Parton and Jane Fonda as awards presenters (all of whom also appeared together on the 1980s show "9 to 5"), said just like the 80s, "We still refused to be controlled by a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."

<5. John Lithgow, who won an Emmy for his portrayal of Winston Churchill in "The Crown," used his acceptance speech to jab at Trump, "In these crazy times, [Churchill's] life even as an old man reminded us what courage and leadership in government really looks like."

>4. After a lengthy interlude during which the Television Academy, which runs the Emmys, congratulated itself for its increasing number of gay and transexual members, winner Lena Waithe, who directs Netflix's "Master of None" and described herself as "a queer black girl from the Southside of Chicago" gave a shoutout to her "my LGBTQIA family."

<3. Comedian Kumail Nanjiani, who presented an Emmy, managed to work in a jab at Trump's border wall while introducing the nominees: "They also celebrate people who frantically race across international borders, and those who can scale walls really, really quickly. In other words, the president’s worst nightmare.”

>2. Julia Louis-Dreyfus returned later in the show to accept an award for "Veep," where she joked (again of Trump), "We did have a whole story line about an impeachment but we abandoned that because we were worried that someone else might get to it first."

<1. Donald Glover, aka the rapper/actor/comedian Childish Gambino, who won an award for outstanding directing for a comedy, sarcastically singled out Trump for thanks, saying with apparent sincerity: "I want to thank Trump for making black people number one on the most oppressed list. He's the reason I'm probably up here."

Floppy Dick Army

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IMDb Shoah

I know this happened a while ago, but can we talk about the imdb message board being successfully shut down by you-know-who?

For over a decade, IMDb was the best place to go for movie discussions. They had everything from shitposts to deep, philosophical conversations for each specific film, plus a general board for everything else.

The only reason I can think of for the shut it down, is that liberal opinions were being mocked more than conservative opinions. People were exposing propaganda and the studios obviously didn't like that very much. Does anybody know the "official" reason for disabling comments on a website that is 99% user comments?

We are now reaching the end times. There are no more partitions between us. The stars have alligned and the boards are now one. /pol/, /tv/, /fit/. nothing is taboo any more. Are you prepared out there anon? The time to take action is now. There is no going back anymore. We're riding this train straight into Hell and you better take your piece of this world as it crumbles before us. We're entering the endtimes.

Any other bird watcher anons here?

rank them for me i cannot think

Friendly reminder the original Dragon ball is more Kino than Z and super

Friendly reminder

that SJWs can't make movies and don't even watch them

TIL that it costs $30,000 to get on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. A-Listers like Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington, Clint Eastwood, and Al Pacino don't have a star because they didn't pay.

mericans, what's it like to grow up with wrestling?

>Emmy ratings hit a all time low

>NFL ratings hit a all time low

>MTV ratings hit a all time low

WHY DOEs THIS KEEP happening?

We live in a world where even kings have vices...






Post your favorite wrestling themes that are so bad that they are good.

What did they mean by this?

Why did Starfleet ditch MACOs in favor of jobber Redshirts?

I want to worship her feet.

Worst Star Trek episodes?

This masterpiece is from DS9 season 3, episode 8: "Meridian".

Hory Sheet. /polstrek/ is in the top 25. We need to make sure any newcomers take the red hypospray and learn about the occuhoax. Does anyone have the screencap where Canuckanon works out the numbers? I though I saved it, but I can't find it.

Webm Thread

Some Trek related webms to share.

TIL When Tom Hardy auditioned for the role of Bane in "The Dark Knight Rises" he only had $11 to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Aidan Gillen bought was a plane. Tom Hardy brought friends.


>/strek/ gets ahead of /sw/

>/strek/ gets in the top 20