Nerve Center

So are we supposed to just ignore theres a random rajeet farmer in the middle of arkansas?

ITT: ypipo shiet

Any stargate fans?

99% of popular movies and tv shows are trying to sell us a fantasy, a more "ideal" version of the world in which we live, something we are supposed to "aspire" to. They do this by casting very attractive actors to play "regular" people, having people live in apartments that would normally cost a fortune for their square footage (think of the size of Seinfeld's Manhattan apartment, in which he lives alone), having them dress in very expensive clothes, etc. Napoleon Dynamite did none of that, and instead gave us a window into the lives of very sad, but more importantly, extremely lonely, isolated people who struggle financially, socially, and emotionally. It feels more real because it doesn't feel like it's trying to sell us anything. In fact, it feels like it's doing the exact opposite of that: the "time machine," the tupperware, the breast enhancement surgery (i.e. everything that people are being sold in the movie) are all presented as unnecessary at best and overtly harmful at worst. While many aspects of the story are ridiculous, it still manages to feel grounded because it's not trying to make us feel bad or ashamed or as though we "need" something to make our lives better. It's telling us that what we need to be happy and fulfilled is already around us. We just have to engage with the people we love and care about, regardless how flawed they (or we) might be. And that's why it's such a good movie. When Napoleon is aspiring to reach the unattainable, that is when he suffers most. But when he is just himself (and selflessly, for the benefit of his best friend), in front of pretty much everyone he knows, as shown with the now iconic dance scene, that's when he is successful. When Kip takes a chance meeting a girl online despite what everyone else says, that's when he meets someone he can actually have a good relationship with. Meanwhile, Rico, who is obsessed with being "better" than he currently is, and that's the source of his misery. That's why it's kino IMO.

Any movies?

Grienbrier Cryptic Tweets

IT'S HAPPENING!!!

Stephen Colbert's racist tirade about Donald Trump border wall

wtf!? I love colbert now!

http://archive.is/kyCXg

Weekly Film Club: Waterworld

Sorry for the delay folks but here's this weeks movie.

>After the melting of the polar ice caps, most of the globe is underwater. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, notably the Mariner (Kevin Costner), have adapted to the ocean by developing gills. A loner by nature, the Mariner reluctantly befriends Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) and her young companion, Enola (Tina Majorino), as they escape from a hostile artificial island. Soon the sinister Smokers are pursuing them in the belief that Enola holds the key to finding the mythical Dryland.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: Spy

The Wakandan Lioness Queen

>Let's remake Lion King with photorealistic animals that show absolutely no emotion whatsoever

Honestly, this feels like a satire, like one of those "what if ___ was realistic and scientifically accurate" videos on jewtube designed to make you laugh at the stupidity of the notion. The funny thing here however is that this isn't satire and normalfags will eat this up. After Aladdin and this I'm not sure whether Yidsney has just gotten so retardedly lazy or if they are deliberately trying to see what they can get away with, laughing at the ticket buying brainlets in the process.

Hypothetical situation

>You're a soldier working your shift in the local punishment park and she shows up begging for water.

What do? Asking for a friend.

Ashley Boettcher

Why was my last Ashley thread deleted vols? She has a show coming out soon and theres nowhere else to discuss it.

Easy A Spin-Off in the Works

>In 2010, Easy A became a big hit, channelling The Scarlet Letter into a funny high school-set comedy that cemented Emma Stone as a star. Now Screen Gems wants original screenwriter Bert Royal to come up with a spin-off.

>This planned new movie, which is still at the scripting stage, won't feature Stone's Olive Penderghast, but will be set at the same fictional Ojai North High School and explore some similar themes among new students and teachers.

>Royal, who once said he wrote the script for the original film (bar the very end) in five days, will also be directing this time, taking over from Will Gluck, who saw the first film hit $75 million worldwide (from an $8 million budget).

>There's no word on when the movie might arrive, but depending on its schedule, it could be on screens next year.

Imagine making a spin-off of a decade old movie without the leading actress. Flop incoming.

>Check viewing figures for latest Flop Gear episode

>expect low 2 million figure as was the trend for the past 4 seasons with the diversity cast

>4.18 million

>britbongs are willingly tuning in for one decent sandnigger auto journalist getting pushed around by two football lads clueless about cars as they continue to pedal a format that's been dead for about 5 years

Just fucking let it die in peace already, stop raping the corpse. Times like this makes me wish Andy Wilman didn't sell his majority stake in the show 2 - 3 years before Clarkson got fired. That way they could've taken it with them and made the BBC their bitch instead of the other way around which made the first 2 seasons of TGT underwhelming to say the least.

Hopefully it's just like S23 was and people tuned in out of morbid curiosity. If they sustain or god forbid, rise, then it tells me normalniggers are even more hopeless than I initially thought.

Capeshit that isn't Shit

Is it possible? In a genre as over-saturated and as obnoxious as this one is, could there really be gems beneath the mounds of bullshit? Untarnished by the self-aware post-modern cynicism of your friendly neighborhood bugman? There's only way to find out,

So strap in, True Believers!

And get ready for a journey through the history of cinematic capeshit!

ITT

Films that plagiarized better, more obscure films with hack fraud directors either too proud or too malicious to admit that they did it and got away with it. Bonus points if the film is ravenously defended by soytards and hapas.

Friday the 13th

Update on the state of the Friday the 13th Franchise. This news came out a few weeks ago, but I haven't seen much said on it.

https://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3565216/friday-13th-legal-battle-heats-horror-incs-second-circuit-appeal-launched/

The short of this is:

>Sean Cunningham came up with the idea to make a horror movie entitled "Friday the 13th," and market and sell it, because he believed a cheap horror movie with a good title was easy money to be made. Sean then hired Victor Miller, a writer with the WGA to write a script for the movie, which Cunningham commissioned. It was understood by everyone involved(both Cunningham and Miller), that Miller was doing this gig as a work-for-hire, that he wasn't the actual creator of the project and was working as a hired writer and that was it.

>However, Friday the 13th ended up becoming a big franchise with lots of merchandising cash to be had. There was also a law created that allowed creators to forcibly take back their rights after 35 years to something they may have created on the basis that they were conned out of their rights, such as a movie script. Miller realized he may have a winning lottery ticket in the form of this law, and decided to sue and demand the rights to Friday the 13th, saying he was the real owner of the franchise, despite having nothing to do with the sequels or franchise past the script for the first movie, and never created Jason(not the version in the sequels that was a slasher), and never came up with the title of the film.

>A judge rules that even though Miller was hired to write the script that he technically wasn't Sean Cunningham's employee, and strips Sean of the rights to the first film and potentially fucks over any hope of making any future movies, or merchandising. This in turn kills the Friday 13th video game, which had a bunch of new content in the works that will now never be seen, and kills the Neca Action figures, as well as any hope of a new movie.

>Cunningham is now appealing emphasizing that Miller was an employee and that the judge incorrectly enforced the law to say that Miller did not write the script as a work-for-hire, but as someone who sold their work to Sean to make into a movie. Miller's big hope is that this will end in a giant payday of millions of dollars that he'll extort thru his initial lawsuit, while Cunningham has no plans for that and will instead take him to court for the next few years.

Sean Cunningham's opening brief for his appeal:

https://www.docdroid.net/OYDNOXn/horror-inc-v-miller.pdf

Michael Jackson Memorial Thread

On this day 6/25, 10 years we lost one of the last bright stars of this world. Rest in peace Michael and may the kikes one day face justice for what they did to you and your name be restored.

<s>Lyin'</s> Beautiful Ted for President 2024

Danny Boyle Says He &amp; Alex Garland Are Working On A ’28 Days Later’ Sequel That Is “Properly Good”

>Back in 2002, filmmaker Danny Boyle and screenwriter Alex Garland teamed up for a film that would seemingly play a large part in reviving the zombie horror genre, “28 Days Later.” The film is not only a critical success but also was a pretty big hit at the box office, earning enough to quickly pump out a sequel, “28 Weeks Later.” However, that sequel didn’t share any of the cast and crew of the original and wasn’t received as well as the first film.

>Now, almost 20 years later, Boyle told The Independent that he and Garland are interested in going back to the franchise with a new sequel.

>“Alex Garland and I have a wonderful idea for the third part,” Boyle said. “It’s properly good.”

>He added, “The original film led to a bit of a resurgence in the zombie drama and it doesn’t reference any of that. It doesn’t feel stale at all. He’s concentrating on directing his own work at the moment, so it’s stood in abeyance really, but it’s a you-never-know.”

>The original “28 Days Later” follows the story of a young guy that wakes up from a coma to find that the world has been overrun by zombie-like people, thanks to a virus that has spread worldwide. He teams up with some survivors and has to navigate the new status quo. The sequel took place weeks later and focused on other characters and the NATO response to the “Rage Virus.”

>As Boyle mentioned, Garland has gone from being the screenwriter of films like “28 Days Later,” “Sunshine” (another Boyle collab), and “Never Let Me Go” to also stepping behind the camera and helming his most recent projects, “Ex Machina” and “Annihilation.” Needless to say, with the success of the last two films, Garland is in high demand.

>Boyle has also gone on to achieve some incredible things in the last 17 years. In addition to the Oscar-winning film “Slumdog Millionaire,” he’s directed projects like “127 Hours,” “Steve Jobs,” and most recently, “Yesterday.” Oh, and he came pretty close to helming a James Bond film, too.

>With Boyle and Garland being at the top of their game, it’ll likely be some time before the duo can commit to a new “28 Days Later” sequel, but we’re sure there are plenty of fans that will be anxiously awaiting.

White saviour trope absolutely BTFO Aryan roasties on suicide watch

YASSSSSSSSSSSSS!

20 years ago, creative thinking is dead.

Season 14 anyone, lol? why won't this show fucking end

stone cold Steve Austin

What was his fucking problem? Is he some sort of antisemite or is he just autistic?

OH NO NO NO

Babylon5

Glory thread 4 Babylon 5

Im a super fan and everything about the series. I can chat babylon 5 all day.

Im at the part where londo gonna make his move against the emperor.

Good shit.

Questions or comments?

ITT kino TV channels

Kinos like this?

>haven't watched a single episode and never will

feels good man

Sale breaking capeshit of the week still can't beat Avatar

kek

WEEKLY FILM CLUB: CON AIR &amp; PAIN AND GAIN

>Just-paroled army ranger Cameron Poe (Nicolas Cage) is headed back to his wife (Monica Potter), but must fly home aboard a prison transport flight dubbed "Jailbird" with some of the worst criminals living. Along with Diamond Dog (Ving Rhames) and Baby-O (Mykelti Williamson), genius serial killer Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom (John Malkovich) unleashes a violent escape plot in mid-flight. Secretly working with U.S. Marshall Vince Larkin (John Cusack), Poe tries to foil Grissom's plan.

>Danny Lupo (Mark Wahlberg), manager of the Sun Gym in 1990s Miami, decides that there is only one way to achieve his version of the American dream: extortion. To achieve his goal, he recruits musclemen Paul (Dwayne Johnson) and Adrian (Anthony Mackie) as accomplices. After several failed attempts, they abduct rich businessman Victor Kershaw (Tony Shalhoub) and convince him to sign over all his assets to them. But when Kershaw makes it out alive, authorities are reluctant to believe his story.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS: NAVAL

Sunday mornings on MeTV hours of jacking off

>saved by the bell

Kelly

>brady bunch

Marcia

Jan

Cindy

Wh40k cinematic universe

Would it work? Also ever jotice how rightsoy faggots talk about "da libshits" using references from LOTR and Harry Potter but then totally contradict themselves with stuff like pic related? Really makes ya think huh.

OH NO NO NO

Warner Brothers has a wommyn CEO now

Oh boy here we go

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

So How the fuck do you make a giallo that literally is a 70's film

I want to make shit that is literally from an era in overall quality to the perciseity, along with making bizarre ass ideas for films in general, Also any of you got ideas on how to do the Giallo genera of film? Pic related is some posters from the genera

Reminder that Peppa the Pig single-handedly defeated the Chinese government.

https://archive.fo/dp4kl

Terminator 6

They somehow made the impossible and turned Terminator into pure distilled soy

Any kino about dead niggers?

Scorsese was BTFOing wagies in the 90s OH NONONOONO

if we wanted something, we just took it. if anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again. for us to live any other way was stupid, I mean those people humping jobs, taking the subway to work every morning, those people were suckers, they had no balls

Rate my list and make your own.

https://tiermaker.com/create/new-game-characters

Normalniggers will eat this garbage up, of course

I want to kiss Roger rabbit….

Just like fuckin' Saigon!

Offical /ourguys/ thread. Post /ourguys/ of /tv/

ITT post best cuckime openings

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…

Ain't no party like a Valar Party.

>Deadly Class Officially Cancelled, Will Not Continue At a New Network

https://archive.fo/d20fN

Rainbow

Hey I just change code for make Rainbow Text in my board can you see it from your browser ?

Zach BTFO

How can the little dweeb recover from this? His waifu is a filthy whore!

Cans without labels

7 fucking years

is he right /tv/?

This is chinese anime.

As in from China.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Fish_%26_Begonia

Short story: former PhD student in cinema, used to hold a blog about cinema analysis where I would discuss about Bergman, Fellini, Antonioni etc on what vision of cinema was the best approach to this medium.

I used to feel so proud of myself, smug in a way, superior to those Jurassic Park type of people.

And it so happened that one night, a night I will never forget, I took the wrong door at my cinema. Instead of seeing a retrospective of Dreyer works I stumbled upon the Avengers. Of course I immediately wanted to leave, for I didn’t want to be subjected to such a supposedly terrible movie in my eyes.

The theater staff told me that I was not allowed to leave. So I said to myself « all right, let’s see this shit, can’t be worse than a Villeneuve movie anyway».

And just like that, the magic happened, in awe of what I was seeing, I came to realize that these movie are not mere escapism, pure entertainment for the sole purpose of enjoyment.

They were the right use of the medium that is Cinema. They were talking directly to my soul, they were elevating my spirit, opening my chakras in a sense.

And that’s how I cam to watch only marvel movies. Because these movies are saying something profound, deep, about the human condition.

So you're a tough guy

Like it really rough guy

Just can't get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

I'm that bad type

Make your mama sad type

Make your girlfriend mad tight

Might seduce your dad type

I'm the bad guy

Duh

I'm the bad guy

I like it when you take control

Even if you know that you don't

Own me, I'll let you play the role

I'll be your animal

My mommy likes to sing along with me

But she won't sing this song

If she reads all the lyrics

She'll pity the men I know

So you're a tough guy

Like it really rough guy

Just can't get enough guy

Chest always so puffed guy

I'm that bad type

Make your mama sad type

Make your girlfriend mad tight

Might seduce your dad type

I'm the bad guy

Duh

I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm only good at bein' bad, bad

I like when you get mad

I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone

You said she's scared of me?

I mean, I don't see what she sees

But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne

I'm a bad guy

I'm a bad guy

Bad guy, bad guy

I'm a bad

My Little Communists Can't Possibly Be This Cute

What anime should have this as its intro

OH NO NO NO

Are normalfags getting dumber? Has watching capeshit for a decade completely turned their already small brains into mush? I mean how else can you explain Aladdin remake - a straight to video looking film with some of the worst everything you'll ever see in your life - actually making money. Has Yidsney really enforced a near Pavlovian reflex in them to devour anything they shit out at this point?

Sad.

Apologize

Right now.

>Hey I'm talking to you McFly, you Irish fuck!

How did they get away with this?

more like chadime

Karl Pilkington is Nostradamus

I just realized that Karl Pilkington accurately predicted that there would be a Mission Impossible 7 and 8. He said that eight years ago. I’m truly astonished by his abilities today as I was when I first heard him ten years ago. Days gone by /tv/

VR glasses for phone

Hey tv.

Recommend me some ultra cheap VR glasses, VR for phone works too.

I want to experience VR porn for dirt cheap.

Amazon's cringe original capeshit

It's like suicide squad only even worse

8

FUCKING

YEARS

>Army Rangers and SAS are just infantry that jumps off planes

>Marines are special forces because they are just like French foreign legion

>AR-15s are cheaper than AKs

>Making fun of India a Jew, capitalist, communist, Christian, and Muslim conspiracy all at once

Is cuckchan /k/ this dumb or the board got flooded with butthurt poos? P.S India buying SIG716 as backup weapons because the government don’t trust Indians making AKs clones after they fucked up with the INSAS aka the Indian made Gali clones.

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2019/02/05/breaking-news-india-buys-72000-sig-sauer-716-g2/

https://www.livefistdefence.com/2019/02/first-in-decades-biggest-new-assault-rifle-deal-for-indian-army-finally-in-sight.html

Monsters (2010)

This is a pretty good sci-fi/horror movie about alien genetic material which arrives on a U.S. space probe that crashes along the U.S./Mexico border, which then grows into huge monsters that begin “terraforming” the land, while a reporter and a chick try to escape back to the U.S.

The flick was made on only a $500K budget and had a $4.2 million return with plenty of good reviews and while there is only minimal SFX, it’s still done quite well and story is primarily about the couple’s adventure trying to get home, with the threatening monsters only appearing towards the end.

There was also a sequel (which I’ve downloaded but haven’t seen yet) that apparently sucks and it seems the Brits are making a tv series based on the story.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters_(2010_film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsters:_Dark_Continent

Did Al "Dunkaccino" Pacino get his seven to seventeeno minutes of heaven with this cutie?

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

Hinduism general

>2019

>not having accepted Lord Siva as the ultimate reality and hinduism as the salvation of the white race

Explain yourselves.

Holy shit guys, this is literally me. All pressure is put on me to save the white race while whores and degenerates around me just make my life shit.

Woof woof woof woof

I went to McDonald's and had McChicken for the first time. I took a bite of it and holy fucking shit. Its like every fucking whyte people food meme on the net. the burger literally tasted like fucking nothing and it was full of this nauseating, pretending to be mayo sauce that somehow also smelled of fish. how is this shit even on the menu wtf

Suburbia (1983)

Was it kino or grotesque and trite?

Iruka taught me… not to judge people by their reputations but by their personalities.

Haku taught me… that there is no good or evil when you're protecting the ones you love.

Neji taught me… that if you leave your pride behind you can change your destiny.

Rock Lee taught me… that hard work beats talent.

Kakashi taught me… that teamwork and friendship stand above the rules.

Hinata taught me… that love is worth fighting for.

Sai taught me… that a life without feeling isn't worthwhile.

Sakura taught me… that weakness is a choice, not an excuse.

Gaara taught me… how painful loneliness can be and how love can change someone.

Nagato taught me… that revenge and hatred only lead to more revenge and hatred.

Asuma taught me… how important it is to take care of the next generation.

Shikamaru taught me… that sometimes you even have to do the things that bother you the most.

Might Gai taught me… that it doesn't matter what other people say about you.

Minato and kushina taught me… that parent's love beat all else.

Sarutobi taught me… that problems should be solved with kindness rather than with violence.

Sasuke taught me… that you should not only dream about things but actually achieve them.

Itachi taught me that… sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the greater good.

Tsunade taught me… to never abandon the living for the dead.

Jiraya taught me… that you must never give up your faith in humanity and your hope of peace.

Obito taught me… that it is never too late to revert to the right way.

Madara taught me… that peace is no peace without freedom.

And Naruto… well, we all know that Naruto taught us a lot. but the most important thing is: no matter what happens in your life…

NEVER GIVE UP !!! BELIEVE IT!

>George Lucas did nothing wro-

I'm beginning to get worried that we'll never see another film as kino as this.

White Devil Rapes and Butchers Bugwoman

Around Whites, never relax!

https://news.yahoo.com/latest-girlfriend-christensen-seemed-proud-214739053.html

Is broadcast radio teevee?

Monday movie night!!

Come watch Slumber party massacre with anons.

https://cytu.be/r/animeisdegenerate

Starting in 5 minutes!!

Weebs and cuckime btfo

Crawl

Just saw this was coming out in like 2 weeks but I had never even heard of it before today. It looks like dogshit but it's from raimi and the hills have eyes guy.

>could there ever be a sexbot so convincing that an incel would want to fuck it

didn't really activate many of my almonds tbh, he could've just glued a tape recorder to a blow up doll and gotten the same results

>Not only Taylor Swift a fat dyke

>She now going full Miley Cyrus

oh no no no no no

Imagine ever being a Taylor Swift fan.

>bane

I know it's from microdick Bananaman and friends, but this is honestly the greatest takedown of Lolbertarians I have ever seen.

My favorite is the libertarian redneck who asks how Congress got its power and he didn't.

Filmclub - Actual movies

Come hang with cool people who watch cool movies: https://cytu.be/r/filmclub

This movie channel doesn't play everything under the sun. You won't have to sit through pablum like Avengers 2 or Batman movies. There are no cartoons, no musicals, no music videos, no TV shows… just movies. Specifically, It's mostly horror movies. Tons of stuff you have never heard of or seen. There are some sci-fi movies, 80s movies, cult movies, and just bizarre off the wall crazy shit like you have never seen, all mixed in to the horror movies. Over 700 movies that play randomly. None of that polling/voteskip shit, that shit doesn't work - because democracy doesn't work. Filmclub isn't here to have broad appeal or as many viewers as possible. It's here as an alternative to all the tired repetitive BS you get from the average stream. 24/7/365 movies most other streams won't play. Even classic XXX. Check it out.

GARFIELD

Garfield's birthday is coming up.

Useless Movie Trivia Thread

>XY was considered for (that) role.

>XY was attached to the project at one point.

>X and Y also starred together in (that) movie.

>X and Y were both born on the same day.

Why are things like these included on imdb? What other useless information do you often encounter there or on other trivia/movie sites?

Pic of course unrelated, please ignore it!

I’m trying to figure out a way to give myself amnesia so I can constantly watch GoT every single time as if it’s my first. So far I’ve come up

>Hit myself in the head with a really big bag of frozen cow shit to get a concussion

>Teleport to the future and swap bodies with a granny that has Alzheimer’s

>Smoke so much weed that I forget who I am

Haven’t really decided yet.

Were Jackson's Hobbit movies worth a shit? Are they even close to LOTR?

A better King Crimson ability.

The antagonist can time travel by switching bodies with his older or younger self.

Result:

1. "modern day" self can switch to the past and set up his crime organization very quickly and efficiently with all his future knowledge and skills.

2. younger self is sent to the future to carry out operations without revealing the antagonists identity, and without putting the modern days antagonist self in danger, because he knows his younger self will survive and win because the older antagonist is still alive, and the organization exists.

The antagonist can also switch bodies just a few minutes back, being able to dodge attacks, etc.

Yes, there's some circular time travel tropes, but those are more forgiving, and it's clearer what's going on.

So, how do the heroes defeat the villain? The younger self of the villain has to survive obviously. So the modern day version of the villain has to be destroyed. The modern day villain might hint that his future is in jeopardy because no far future versions of himself have come back, which worries him ad causes him to confront the heroes.

I like kino, and I like /tv/

But I don't like hapas…no siree!

There's two known things that'll make me puke

And that's Brie Larson's feet, and a half-white gook!

You know it…cause I show it

Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!

And that hapa named Zachary

Would sure like to get a-hold of hapa-hatin' me!

Roses are red, and violet's are blue

And Watson can't act, you know that's true

But Zach defends her like an inbred hick!

And spends all his money on her shitty flicks!

And he's broke…no joke

She spends all his money on coke!

And that hapa named Zachary

Would sure like to get a-hold of hapa-hatin' me.

Zachary, Zachary…where are you?

I's here behind a proxy…watchin' you

Zachary, Zachary…come out!

No! Cause I'm scared of the janny with the big pig snout

You know it!…cause I show it.

Stick your zipper head out and I'll blow it!

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't stay away from little old hapa-hatin' me!

Mirror, mirror…on the wall

Who is the biggest cuck of all?

A man named Zach, and there ain't no doubt

That he's jerking off to Watson while she blacks out.

Brewin'…he's a doin'

In his anger he's still stewin'

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't win if /tv/ sticks with hapa-hatin' me!

Hey! Mr. moderator! What do you say?

When's a new spammer gonna have his day?

The hapa's had his's such a long, long time

I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!

You know it…cause I show it!

Stick your zipper head out and I'll blow it!

And the hapa named Zachary

Can't win if /tv/ sticks with hapa-hatin' me

What was the last true kino movie?

What the hell was his problem?

Toy Story 4 Is a Movie About Getting Older and Getting Out of the Way

http://archive.is/nqozA

Well, well. Looks like Toy Story 4 is about to put babyboomers in their place. Just like Woody, you need to move over and let the new generation take over with their new ideas, coming from a corporation that is coasting on old ideas and making films that are attracting the manbaby audience. I mean, let the new generation repurpose your past IPs into shittier ones because they don't have original ideas of their own.

Also, see how pointless Woody's life is after being given to Bonnie by Andy after a heartfelt parting in 3 is now being relegated to the floor of the closet, and having his sheriff badge removed and pinned on Jessie instead. He could have been passed on for generations to Andy's kids or being a valuable collectable, that could be sold for money to help Andy's family out in a crisis. Don't you want to see his purpose replaced by a living spork that Disney is charging $13 to your kids, when you can make it for much less money?

I don't frequent this board because i have renounced niche forum posting since i left neethood but i would like to say that gahoole is based

Next #MEtoo predictions

Mark Hamill and Chris Evans

Mark Hamill will lawyer up and fight #MEtoo like vic mignogna. But Chris Evans will admit to false rape accusations because is soy licking beta cuck.

The Ark and the Aardvark

Is this Hollywood's next big hit?