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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Is this just kiwi farms?

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.

Monica Rial will sue you - #KickVic scandal

Seems there's a bit of controversy in the anime dubbing community. At the request of Monica Rial and several of her co-workers, Vic Mignogna has been FIRED by Funimation for harassment. What kind of harassment? What were the actual details? Nobody knows because she refuses to say anything. Several people have even accused Vic of touching underage children… only to have to claims immediately debunked, but what REALLY matters is Monica and her friends' extremely unspecific claims of some kind of general wrongdoing that you should be very upset about.

Now, things are getting SERIOUS. Monica Rial has been accused of lying about Vic to get rid of potential competition at convention speaking roles, to boost her profile or just because she doesn't like the guy, which is totally untrue and you can tell because her behavior is so logical and genuine!

But our girl, our REAL LIFE Bulma Briefs (an anime character whose most notable accomplishments are being born to a rich family and being the wife of an important person) is taking any flak! She's getting POLICE and LAWYERS involved, and if you tweet the wrong thing at her, you're going straight to jail! She's gonna put you in INTERNET JAIL for CYBER CRIMES!

So whatever you do, definitely don't tweet mean things at her. Don't call her a liar, don't accuse her of making shit up for attention and sympathy, don't tweet stupid memes and silly garbage at her just to make fun of her, DON'T tell her she's a terrible voice actor and only gets so many big roles because of nepotism when she has all the talent of a 4Kids dub actor after a crack binge, and whatever you do, DEFINITELY don't tweet at her that Broly has a higher power-level than Bula.

I'm obsessed with some ebegger pls go after her: Super re-run edition

>Be Dominic Vanner

>A attic-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream and steal cocks from 4chan and other cocks creators.

>Spent last decade begging on 4chan

>Closet is full of women's clothes he orders online

>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>your gay lol

>Brobably something went wrong at birth :DDD

>have sex sweaty

Dominic my man this isn't healthy

All me lol:

>>924554

>>901796

>>773507

>>605183

4Chan User, Bianca Devins, Murdered By Boyfriend, Brandon Clark

If you haven’t heard of this name yet, then here it is. Alleged 4Chan user, Bianca Devins, was just murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She is said to have been murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She was a resident living in the city of Utica, New York. Keep reading for more details.

Bianca Devins

Now if you don’t know this, then Bianca was a popular Instagrammer. She had over 35k followers and had the bio “fake internet girl”. She was allegedly a 4Chan user. For those of you who don’t know what 4Chan is, here you go. 4Chan is basically an imageboard website which was created by the famous hacker group, Anonymous. Or better known as Anon. Bianca was an active user of this website. She kept her social media account alive.

https://theinnersane.com/2019/07/15/4chan-user-bianca-devins-murdered-by-boyfriend-brandon-clark/

http://archive.is/UcOPW

Lena Kochman / gangstalking 3(?): come stalking with me

Last one hit bumplimit. >>95980

Sum of last thread:

>a few minor cows show up

>lena and someone else end up happening to get "hidden camera detectors", end up convincing themselves of gangtrolling spying troll really happening while the device actually picks up the phone camera that's filming their video, the microwave, a store's security cameras, electrical wiring, etc.

>GaruchillaJoe Tries It: Being a biological terrorist

>Crazy Bonnie gets called a "weirdo", thinks wikileaks is going to do anything about the gangtrolling meme

>Lena implies she's a rape victim (which would explain a lot)

>tinfoil-lined cars

>green is now on the list of harassment colors

>D Hilton threatened to kill people, no update after 2 years

>761c27, a "gangtrolling victim" himself, appears to autism

Timbox Thread #9: It’s the fucking ninth one.

Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;

-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi

-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018

-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.

-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.

Links to more information on Timmy;

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.

Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page); https://8ch.net/cow/res/595614.html

Alexander Jahans #17 - Universal credit for Electronic prostitutes

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is a violent artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

<The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

<More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM

Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs

Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM

Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg

<Jahans links

Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/

Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke

Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans

<Youtube channels

Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke

paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg

Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg

Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw

Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA

Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w

<Previous threads

1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028

2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717

3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661

4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909

5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169

6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319

7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913

8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816

9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757

10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135

11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223

12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948

13 (gone?) >>291971

14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988

15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717

16 >>862538

King of Pole Thread #3: Literal Faggot edition

Previous thread - https://archive.is/1TOQx

The Slums of Elwood

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/

This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.

On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.

Owen Benjamin

100% convinced the moon landing is fake.

Livestreams every day yelling about this.

Bans you if you don't agree.

I found out about him when he was kicked out of his wife's thanksgiving for yelling about the moonlanding and his wife's family was tired of hearing about it. So he got drunk off White Claw seltzers and yelled about it on Youtube.

Just killed a weasel today and is bragging about it on his livestream. Reported him to the WA State DNR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5swe-mRWW-s

https://wdfw.wa.gov/about/enforcement/report

Zachary Keith Hasbrouck mk.II

Our favorite autistic hapa spends more time on /tv/ than ever before where his posts are now tagged "Zach" and threads anchored, instituting a zoo-like policy to observe the retard in his natural environment.

Previous thread >>375302

New Chris Chan thread : Final Bronycon Edition

Old thread is 2 posts away from bump limit:

>>857729

The final Bronycon is approaching quickly, mere weeks away at this point. Chris has confirmed he has his ticket locked in for the weekend but also admits that his original plans to share a hotel room with friends (most likely Sarah and Steve, the fags who bought his Switch) fell through after they got sick of his bullshit and ghosted him after he ignored them.

How will it all go down? Will he molest someone in a public restroom? Will Hirtes actually show up as he claims to harrass Chris IRL? Will he sperg about the dimensional merge? Attack the creators of G5 MLP for ignoring his pleas to continue the show for 5 more seasons? During the closing ceromonies of the weekend will he lose it?

Post your predictions here gentlemen.

Belle Delphine and her fans

Can her and her paypiggies be considered lolcows?

Griffin Olness / Pikacheese / Exist0r

adhd brony commie school shooter wannabes flex he's from ED and thinks everyone is me people have been coming to me for the past year, which is why im making it. got groomed by discord trannies like aero and reiko and their suboridinates. paste bin contains the fbi his mom and shotguns and more fun https://pastebin.com/7nFJVupt

Etika Thread

Actually what the fuck is going on with this retard, didn't see a thread talking about this, want the thoughts of /cow/.

Boomer shitifa attacks ICE detention center to free the invaders and gets shot dead like a bitch

>The police fatally shot a man who was attacking an immigration detention center in Tacoma, Wash., on Saturday morning, the authorities said.

The man, who was armed with a rifle, was throwing unspecified “incendiary devices” at the Northwest Detention Center, according to a police statement. The man, identified by officials on Saturday afternoon as Willem Van Spronsen, 69, of Vashon Island, Wash., continued throwing lit objects at buildings and cars, the statement said.

“One car was fully engulfed in flames,” said Officer Loretta Cool, a spokeswoman for the Tacoma Police Department. “He was also trying to ignite a big propane tank but he was not successful.”

Officers arrived around 4 a.m. and called out to Mr. Van Spronsen, who was wearing a satchel and had flares, the statement said. Shots were fired that resulted in his death, though Officer Cool could not say whether he had opened fire.

Mr. Van Spronsen was declared dead at the scene. No officers were injured.

A motive for the attack was not known but it happened as the issue of immigration has reached a flash point in the United States.

The episode happened the morning after Vice President Mike Pence visited migrant detention centers in Texas, and thousands attended “Lights for Liberty” demonstrations. More than 700 were planned in hundreds of cities around the country, including at the Tacoma center. The episode happened one day before ICE is scheduled to arrest thousands of members of undocumented families.

I say we constantly dunk on this retard failure to piss off leftists.

http://archive.is/Q6XuN

Meta Thread

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Board Information for Oldfags

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Sarah Jacobson/ therobotspa/ truemoodproductions

Sarah is a 21 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, because that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention.

While already wasting precious cyberspace with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint.

Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her.

She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore.

Because mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and paypig. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right?

Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying.

fujoshi's wet dream of a comic

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/secrets-at-blackpoint/list?title_no=178572 ← this one is especially fun to fuck with, because you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc.

https://tapas.io/series/Secrets-at-Blackpoint

youtube

https://youtube.com/channel/UCZDZIusEK0zghLUGPuODDTA

e begging accounts

https://www.paypal.me/therobotspa

https://www.paypig.com/therobotspa

https://ko-fi.com/truemoodproductions

https://www.ebay.com/usr/truemoodproductions ← buy her useless household shit

https://www.redbubble.com/people/truemood?asc=u ← get her shitty art on a shirt, sky's the limit when you don't give a fuck

twitter

https://twitter.com/truemoodpro

https://twitter.com/SecretsatBP

instagram

https://www.instagram.com/truemoodproductions/

https://www.instagram.com/therobotspa/

bumblr

http://therobotspa.tumblr.com/

https://truemoodpro.tumblr.com/ ← pretty inactive, but exists anyway

dumbcane84.tumblr.com ← side blog, eye cancer inbound

reddit

reddit.com/u/therobotspa ← not as interesting, but exists anyway

Jonathan "JY" "Female Ballsack" "Bonding over period stuff" Yaniv

Jonathan Yaniv is a pedophile tranny who recently achieved notoriety for suing 30 women for not waxing his lady nuts and therefore oppressing him and denying him his human right to smooth balls. A quick google search used to bring up pages of creepy chatlogs where he harassed fans of this one singer and creeped on people about what to do if he saw girls changing their tampons haha how awkward haha. Ever since his history of pedophilia and stalking came to light, he's been going into overdrive DMCAing everywhere that mentions him by name or hosts evidence of his fetishism. Rumor has it he dropped one of the suits after a lawyer threatened to use his old chatlogs as evidence.

Article from some random site that covers the basics:

https://www.redstate.com/alexparker/2018/11/08/jy-lawsuit-human-rights-tribunal-brazilian-wax/

Belle Delphine's alogs

Damn do these guys sperg hard. I'd imagine most if not all of them are other, less attractive, less obsessed over e-thots.

Britbong Thread 49: Transition Update

Dominique's transition seems to be going well.

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

Summary

Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is an unemployed 31-year-old who's never been to college and still lives with his mother who hates him and father who smuggled cigarettes for a living. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stal­kers" have scared him away from multiplayer games. His idea of "trolling" is to tattle on other users and streamers to the mods and hope they get banned, and then when that backfires (as it usually does) he'll start screaming about how the mods/admins are 'unfair.'

He has histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stal­kers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

History

Thread #48: >>874680 (Archive: https://archive.is/dd0NO)

Thread #47: >>814281 (Archive: https://archive.is/Gj9no)

Thread #46: >>613531 (Archive: https://archive.is/GaXDz)

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: https://archive.is/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.is/vClFP)

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Thread #3

Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.

Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.

>>>/cow/611005

>>>/cow/692410

CURRENT HAPPENINGS

>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him

>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts

>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.

>Mark is banned from twitter again

>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row

>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry

Brittany Venti: Everybody is Britbong

Quick Rundown:

>Be Brittany Venti a low I.Q cocks leech

>Basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream and steal cocks from /pol/

>Meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>Extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>Apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catshit in her bed, doesn't clean anything and leaves the trash to pile up and apparently the apartment is full of cockroaches (she showed one on stream)

>Her ex describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>Lies about everyone who has ever rejected her (especially her ex)

>Her ex goes into jcaesar187's stream and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

>So desperate to replace 4chad she starts dating one of her paypigs because no one outside her paypig circle wants to fuck her.

>Venti caught defending herself in her own thread see

>>920166

>Venti is currently losing viewers at a rapid rate despite the e-celeb guests she has on her streams she practically begs to be on

>Constantly proving herself to be a hypocrite while she attacks others for her own behavior

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

link to old threads:

>>901796

>>773507

>>605183

Bathtub ross thread

(Can't find any images of ross's face, so here's an image of the man who brought him to our attention) What happened to ross? Lets talk about ross.