INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread
We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.
Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.
Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.
Links, Information and Lore:
http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)
Aero's been sort of silent after someone on the foxdickfarms posted evidence of him molesting an underage on discord. He's moved out of his mom's house and now lives with some tranny named hoverduck(https://steamcommunity.com/id/hoverduck).
Previous thread >>511377
Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.
Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.
He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.
He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.
He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.
Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.
Our favorite originators of cringe.
Imagine trying to get into socialism ideology and you are instead forced to deal with autistic trannies and faggots that force you to suck a nigger dick and have sex with unconvincing traps for diversity, and if you refuse they call you a nazi.
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Social Justice Goblin
>overweight tranny that struggles to walk
>Advocates for vandalizing wrongthink businesses like chick fill A & comic stores that sales comic gate books
>Calls for acts of violence against comic gate supporters
I have a feeling this one might be a future spree shooter.
The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.
This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.
He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.
His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.
Last thread autosaging: >>432567
>Faked suicide attempt at least two times
>Posted julayers on cuckchan
>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality
>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather
>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)
>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny
>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.
>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)
>Was anorexic in high school
>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog
>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her
>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him
AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE
>Sold lingerie pics on her old paypig account
>had a viking funeral for her hamster
Regarding her Paypigs:
>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.
>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her
But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?
>be Brittany Venti
>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream
>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league
>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor
>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)
>kept him as dependent on him as possible
>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook
>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life
>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)
>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet
>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)
>so desperate to replace 4chad she starts dating one of her paypigs and he spergs out in the thread
link to old threads:
Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.
Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.
He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.
The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:
The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE
An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs
Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ
More Introductory Nectar
The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q
The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I
Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8
Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM
Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM
Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs
Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM
Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454
Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg
Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/
Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke
Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans
Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke
Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA
1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028
3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661
4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909
5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169
6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319
7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913
8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816
9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757
10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135
11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223
12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948
13 (gone?) >>291971
14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988
>Site keeps getting ddos'd
>Fatass focuses on streaming and shilling his paypig
Honestly, this is the most fucking autistic thing ever and the dude keeps slurring his words and attempting to be edgy. Combined with paypig and superchat shilling, it's fucking cringe.
Dominique's transition seems to be going well.
Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is an unemployed 31-year-old who's never been to college and still lives with his mother who hates him and father who smuggled cigarettes for a living. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stalkers" have scared him away from multiplayer games. His idea of "trolling" is to tattle on other users and streamers to the mods and hope they get banned, and then when that backfires (as it usually does) he'll start screaming about how the mods/admins are 'unfair.'
He has histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.
FAT MAN IPPO, a largely unknown gem of the internet, is a homeless weeaboo that records various aspects of his daily life and puts them on YouTube. He's blissfully unaware of how dumb he is and has basically no filter on what he'll say or do.
Him fucking with pro-choice/pro-life people at an abortion clinic (and doxing his friends):
Him yelling "hail satan" in a church (and drawing dicks in public bathrooms):
Him getting a house:
Him throwing trash out of his window:
Him getting kicked out of his house (but wrecking it and covering everything in piss before leaving):
Him hanging out with other homeless losers and yelling random anime things:
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.
On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.
ProJared has been outed as cheating on his wife. He cheated on her with one of the GameGrump's ex-wifes. Now people are coming out of the woodwork posting screenshots of his Snapchats nudes he's sent to female fans. I'll try to dump as much as I can find.
You might not know it, but you're looking at genius here. A tactical internet warlord, a powerful schemer and a master of 24/7 operations. David Shittrat is the true mastermind behind Kraut's war with the alt-right that ended two massive communities and is a very smurt boy. Very, very smurt.
He started out internet career on something called "The Autism Forums" where he would talk about how he self-diagnosed himself and told stories about how he tried to fuck a lesbian despite knowing she didn't like men, how he would fight so much with his parents that they'd lock him out, and how everyone at school hated him because he was so strange. At 18, he officially joined the Men's Rights Movement and declared he would never, EVER give himself over to an icky girl who wanted to take his money. Shortly thereafter, he joined the YouTube Atheist movement at the height of it's popularity. When that bandwagon went into decline and GamerGate got popular, David decided to stand firmly against it, taking aim at people like Sargon of Akkad, major "GamerGate" figures and the so-called "Alt-Right." He built up a friendship with such exceptional individuals as HBomberGuy, Kevin Logan and Kristi Winters. This descent into obnoxious SJWism began when Lauren Southern didn't respond to his flirting (seriously) and soared into omega overdrive when David was a part of a scam charity
When Kraut and Tea began feuding with the Alt-Right, David recruited Kraut into a special server dedicated to "taking them down." This is where the story of Kraut's downfall that we all know and love began. Kraut trusted David immensely despite despising him for months prior to this. David is responsible for much of the planning and tactics used by Kraut and his allies, which is why they all failed so horribly. Despite his constant, massive failures and self-sabotages, Kraut is still working with Davina to this day and many of his newer videos credit him as a "researcher." So if you're wondering why the researching in Kraut's videos is so bad, it's because this idiot is in charge.
That's all just the bare basics of it. There's so much more. M.etokur did a two-hour stream on this numbskull. Even Kevin Logan disavowed him. He's a disaster of a human and definitely deserves a thread here.
This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.
Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.
Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.
>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him
>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts
>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.
>Mark is banned from twitter again
>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row
>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry
He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.
Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.
He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.
It gets worse (or better).
This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.
Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.
He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.
Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.
Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.
Smiley is known for his many suicide attempt by hanging, cutting, and sometime "wizardy" operation. His latest wizard suicide was him trying to "duel" people using magic.
[8:56:17 PM] Fringe Wizard: I am alone in the woods right now and the fucking coyotes are somewhere to my left but they STILL won't attack and eat me.
I wonder how no one noticed this guy even though he had a thread in kiwifarms.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1462323576 (← him trying to kill himself)
https://youtu.be/ptWVe1DSM3U (← a video of him dancing)
Where did this fat fuck run off to now? I can't find his youtube channel
New York is full of shitty people and James is no exception, being the first male spokesmodel for cosmic brand "Covergirl", James Charles is an Americunt makeup artist and is a little cunt like basically every other human being nowadays. Like every other man nowadays, he has a girly like appearance. Openly being a homosexual faggot since 2012, he has a habit on hating straight people.
>Tati Westbrook Drama
Being the egotistical little shit who get's into to much drama, it's no surprised he'd get into a situation that could damage his career. Previously blindly promoting the little shit, Tati Westbrook made a 45 minute long documentary exposing James Charles as the little predatory faggot he really is
He has a kink for "converting" straight guys to pederasty, he uses his fame, money, power and everything he can do to either sodomize then or destroy their live hoods.
Because of this, James trumped ProJared for the most subscribers lost by more than 5 times in the same day .
Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;
-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi
-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018
-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.
-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.
Links to more information on Timmy;
Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.
Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page); https://8ch.net/cow/res/595614.html
toiletfan1 is a channel of over 5000 videos of a prepubescent boy flushing and inspecting toilets of various makes and models.
In the "Channels" tab of toiletfan1 are dozens of similar channels all centred around footage of flushing public toilets and urinals.
sup /cow/. oldfag here
I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats
before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:
and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631
Self-explanatory and by popular demand.
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Read the title you stupid faggot
Previous thread hit bump limit >>287410
New anti-drumf comics made are attracting a new audience, and even more detractors. How long do you think this is going to last?
Last thread hit bump limit, you know the drill.
ED Article - https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Manlytears
Foxdick Thread - https://tinyurl.com/yyk42lan
Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore. His idea of "trolling" is to tattle on other users and streamers to the mods and hope they get banned, and then when that backfires (as it usually does) he'll start screaming about how the mods/admins are 'unfair.'
He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.
If you missed last season simply view it.
Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)
Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)
Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)
Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)
Old thread is around 10 posts from autosaging and this is big. So new thread
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