INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
Alternate names include
Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞
Internet Bloodsports Megathread
We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.
Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.
Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.
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Old thread hit limit:
Chris is getting banned by the last remaining people online who weren’t trolls and had tolerated his presence and he’s now reduced to white knighting for a guy who’s had a decade-long reputation for creeping on underage girls at cons and spouting homophobic slurs.
-Is Barb a Highlander who will live forever?
-Will Chris’ creditors ever figure out a way to get their hands on his eBay money?
-Will Chris’ head explode when the Sonic Movie is released?
-Will Chris ever make his Twitter public again?
-Will an Idea Faggot ever get Chris’ attentions who wants to make him drop the tranny bullshit?
-How long before 0def44 shows up to shit up the thread by telling us 63 times to ignore Chris?
Aero's been sort of silent after someone on the foxdickfarms posted evidence of him molesting an underage on discord. He's moved out of his mom's house and now lives with some tranny named hoverduck(https://steamcommunity.com/id/hoverduck).
Regarding her Paypigs:
>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.
>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her
But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?
>be Brittany Venti
>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream
>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league
>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor
>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)
>kept him as dependent on him as possible
>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook
>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life
>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)
>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet
>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)
link to old thread:
After Ross, Jim and Kumite bring to us another cringe autistic pedo.
And like Ross, he tried to PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD everyone on a live stream just to play an smug autistic role. Any anons have more autistic things about him?
Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.
Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.
>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him
>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts
>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.
>Mark is banned from twitter again
>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row
>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry
WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"
Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.
He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.
==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)
>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.
>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.
>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)
>Made three new youtube accounts.
>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.
>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.
>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs
>Announced he was rebranding to Eggbong
>Announced he wasnt rebranding and he'll always be Britbong (still streams under the username eggbong because he has no choice)
>Dressed up as a clown for Halloween to own an old man he stole a girl from in Second Life 4+ years ago.
>Left Stream.me, protesting against their services, to stream on Mixer
>Left Mixer, complaining about their strict TOS to stream on Dlive
>Left Dlive, protesting about their lack of respect to stream on Mixer
>Left Mixer, due to them rejecting his partnership application to stream on Stream.me
>Had less than 100 viewers
>Announced he was taking a break from streaming because Mixer refused to give him a partnership.
Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)
Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)
Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)
Previous thread >>511377
Quick summary on what makes Bob a /cow/.
Bob is a neckbeard that sees himself as part of the liberal elite when in reality he's a useful idiot.
He thinks anyone who doesn't share his views are morons that shouldn't be allowed to vote.
He considers the working class stupid and unnecessary in current year.
He thinks being right wring is the same thing as being evil.
Quinton got his start on YouTube by ripping other YouTubers off, but what sets Quinton apart from other trendies is how much of a douchebag he is towards his ideological opponents. Quinton is a huge crybaby, bully, coward, and autist that still lives with his mommy. Over the course of a few month he has….
>Inserted his politics into non-political videos
>Agreed with the MSM by calling PewDiePie a Nazi
>Wished death on his political opponents
>Got mad at PewDiePie for inviting a controversial figure on his show who was not really that controversial.
>Distorted the audio on purpose on one of the SOTY videos he went on just so people would not hear his bogus points.
>Went on EmpLemon's show only to cry himself to sleep
>Made an unfunny joke on JonTron 2 years late after JonTron apologized for his racist comments
>Defended MunduneMatt from "evil trolls" back when MunduneMatt was falseflagging videos
>Attacked his former fans on Twitter.
>Backstabbed one of his best friends on YouTube, Turkey Tom, for being mean to Enter despite being caught spamming comments about how Mr. Enter is a Comicsgate moron much prior.
>Attacked his fans or ideological opponents just to gain some monetary gain with the algorithm
Video about Quinton's time on EmpLemon's podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPSzDRKtIo
Turkey Tom's video on him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RulFhC5k5fs
SOTY Rebuttal Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW-x5Ml1MM0
stop bully peoples you shit 8chan cow i alwayse hate 8chan cow and the peoples not a cow
How long until this guy goes full Kraut and Tea?
Seriously, he went from troll to SJW YouTube commentator and now he makes videos trying to disprove memes like in the video
Also Hbomberguy thread
Read the title you stupid faggot
Give me an advice to find girlfriend in simple way.
One more thing listen you idiot from /pol that you got wrong building. I don't even live in that building. Lmao this is not my house hahahahahahaha.
I couldn't figure to get girlfriend myself in simple way.
Everything is fucking possible.
Self-explanatory and by popular demand.
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Whatever happen to those pre-Chris-Chan lulzcows like Jessica slaughter and pool closed granny? Only pre-Chris-chan lulzcows I keep track of was coppercab. He transgender now.
Anyone know why the website was down eealrier?
Fatty's already in Baltimore rubbing up against other patrons of the con. Let the cringe begin!
Can we have a "Rick & Morty" show/fanbase/creators thread?
(the Mr. Metokur video thread doesn't count because nobody is using it to talk about rick and morty)
R&M fans are the new Steven Universe fans. I'm calling it. And the show's creators are worse than Rebecca Sugar and her crew of degenerates.
We got an ED article
We got two active threads on foxdickFarms
https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/dan-harmon.35369/
https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/the-rick-and-morty-fandom-and-haters.35075
Fun facts about the fanbase:
1. Sent death threats to the staff because they hired female writers
2. Started nation wide riots because of sauce
3. One chick traded her car for a packet of sauce
4. Every fan is a cringelord from r/atheism who is either a middle schooler who thinks he's a genius or a grown man too old to be obsessing about cartoons who also thinks he's a genius.
Fun Facts about the creators:
1. Dan Harmon is an autistic manchild and alcoholic who blocks everyone on twitter, probably thinks he's Rick, lost an argument with a McDoanlds employee on twitter and had to resort to threatening to block her and is a literal sperg (seriously he self diagnosed having Asperger)
Here's a video of him screaming at a room full of people that they should go out and stab Trump voters for being nazis. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKvsLLfRpLs)
2. Justin Roiland once got caught DMing underaged girls on twitter. (https://steemit.com/television/@jmillerworks/justin-roiland-creator-of-rick-and-morty-is-a-pedophile%7Cin)
3. One of the feminist writers they hired ended up writing a self insert character into the show so she could use it to beat Rick in an argument (in the show's cannon Rick is the smartest man in the universe and the smartest version of himself in any universe).
So can we please talk about this?
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
Reddit accounts (banned):
Previous thread hit bump limit: >>319092
Currently active at >>>/tv/1212561
Guys I need your help as toxic hate mobs unleashed by jcaesar187, YellowFlash, The Quartering, Geeks + Gamers are attacking defenceless and marginalised PoC and the LGBTQ+ Community.
Anyone who has been targeted by Comicsgate, Animegate, Gamergate or any of these other Vic Mignogna supporting assholes needs to call their local PD right now and inform them of a potential swatting risk. Please be proactive and protect yourselves.
This is the lefty cow thread, post your best stuff related to leftists. The main pasture should be our retarded cousins, leftypol and leftpol, but that's only one pasture, resetera, plebbitors spreading their cancer elsewhere, and general lefft wing salt is always welcome, god knows there is plenty of it
Literally the cancer that ruined /r9k/ and /pol/
>I block people on ze twitter because zey make fun of me on ze pooblic spez
He is a butthurt faggot. You can call me a shill or what not but you know deep down inside that JF is a butthurt faggot. I don't support the Money Badger's narrative against him, I don't think he is a pedo who rapes autistic children, I just think he is a cuck.
This forum is pure autism. So much soyboy bs. Fuck these cucks.
hi lolcow i'm a 18 year old partially socially inept guy that's been struggling with anxiety and panic attacks which gets triggered by flashbacks from the absolute cringeworthy and sperg shit that i used to do from ages 4-14 which has fucking ruined me the past 2 years. I remember being a complete psycho throughout elementary school but had friends probably because i was always taking the "lead". In 8th grade a friend of mine that was in 10th grade at the time was a huge mlp fan and this was the time dubstep was in, so he got me into finally watching the show after he showed me MLP dubstep which I enjoyed. I started sperging about it to family members and a couple friends, two of which actually ended up watching the show. There's too fucking many other memories that's been wired into my brain that i just don't want to talk about. I feel like killing myself when I'm alone because this is the shit I think about constantly and just zone out.
to sum up i'm a weird fucking cunt and i imagine myself being the kind of guy you guys mock.
My question is why do you people bully weird people over the internet? I'm not saying this because I'm going to be a whiteknight or anything, I want to know the motivations for what you do, why you think it's funny to mock people in such a way.
I can't bring myself to even fucking comprehend or understand why you even see this shit as funny. I just think of it as either sad or insanely cringeworthy but I feel too fucking bad for the individuals that I'm nice to them or just don't talk to them (irl) or don't care.
I get anxiety from this site because I don't understand why a person can be so cruel to someone that's never done anyone harm and think it's funny.
Our favorite Laotian-descent Neo-Nazi necrophile has been interviewed for the first time:
For those of you out in Rio Rhinelander:
>appears to have grown up relatively wealthy
>extracurricular activities include RPG clubs, school theater, et cetera
>attended Coe College for creative writing
>a former mod of TwilightSucks under the name BlondeGuardian
>developed a Nazi fetish as far back as 2007
>necrophiliac who loved to depict herself fucking corpses and writing necrophile erotica
>was banned from Deviantart for anti-LGBT comic
>befriended numerous edgelords, including Slavros, Torture-Device and some tumblrites who helped her hatch the planned massacre
>disliked by fellow Fascists. Lindsay was involved romantically with the IronMarch owner Alexander Slavros (Alisher Mukhitdinov). Despite the fact the love was wholly unrequited, Slavros played along for a ruse.
>An IronMarch user notified Lindsay that Slavros planned to break up with her during a Skype group call; she was hysterical. She contemplated (possibly threatened Slavros with) suicide. The separation left Lindsay irreparably damaged