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no cocks, just past bump limit

>>913 Beal Pkwy NW

>>Suite A-1017

>>Fort Walton Beach, FL 32547



Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 41: Red Rocket And Hair Ties Edition

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>No future prospects of ever being invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened. (

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: ( Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned grεmlin.

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Look at me, I'm so beautiful!


Last thread is about to enter autosage.


Chris' latest financial saga is in full swing. He's sold most of Cole's comic collection, a bulk of his toys, and even managed to sell his class ring to someone who might rape his mouth at bronycon. Chris is now selling his collection of hand drawn pornography for a cool grand and the fucked up thing is that he'll probably find a buyer. How long until Chris breaks down and sells the holy grail of Christory, the autism papers?

Gwen Gwiz

Gwen "I don't use my tits for views" Gwiz is the best asmrtist. I love her for her quality content and definitely not because every second video is a saggy tit bikini haul

Adam Sessler: Code Cocaine

Adam is going full retard. He's burning bridges.He's playing the oppression card. He's probably cutting a line with a rolled dollar as we read and type. It's time to go all 12 inches deep into him

Jonathan Ross autism


Threads #3

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This general is for potential lolcows who both swing right and haven't earned a place in the catalog.


Moleman9000 / ResonX / Gabe Navarro

Registered Republican, autistic brother of Dave Navarro, and /cow/ alumnus infamous for his Nava-Verse “comics” and sperging the fuck out on several wikis. No longer enters our bullying lair.

Davis Aurini

A gay cowboy with a skull fetish who scammed gullible GamerGate people out of thousands of dollars and then got upset when people realized he wasn’t as good of a film maker as he thought he was. His two best/worst works are “Lust in the Time of Heartache” and “The Sarkeesian Effect”, er, sorry, I mean “Immersed in Subversion”.

Matt Forney

Human tub of lard “alpha” with a blog, who can’t stop listening to Peter Sotos or getting his Twitter gassed. Intimidated by Antifa faggots on videotape. Hangs out with the likes of “Sarkeesian Effect” creator and GamerGate sperg Davis M.J. Aurini.

Goyim Goddess / Sinead McCarthy

Sinead is a white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and feminist that believes mesas are all that is left of trees, and that what we know of as trees in this day and age are actually frauds put there by das Juden. She is notable for her song parodies, which are a mixed bag in terms of quality, and for getting into a shouting match with Evalion and her “Autism Crew”

Glenn Beck

Glenn is a perpetually butthurt cuckservative who smothered Cheetos all over himself during a mental breakdown he had over Donald Trump while trying to look like he was “making fun” of Trump. Formerly hosting a radio show and a Fox News program. He is the target of mockery in just about every political circle ever, and is a living meme.


By posting in this thread, you pledge allegiance to the JIDF, SRS, SA, CTR, TRS, T_D, Antifa, /intl/, /leftypol/, and all future boogeymen. Praise Kek!

Pastel Cutie

I real like her aesthetics, I wish she had more vids


This thread is for the most pathetic people that can be found on the chans. Because they largely share their userbase, they can share this thread as well.

>>>/r9k/ is a /b/-like board on both 4chan and 8chan where each post is forced to be unique. It started as a board for clever people to find ways to break the bot in typical /b/ fashion, but has devolved into a board for aspiring school shooters. It has been split several times over feuds between its castes: for example, >>>/soc/, for people who want to climb out of their rut; >>>/adv/, for people trying to lose their wizard powers; and Wizardchan.

Wizardchan is a longstanding source of /cow/'s amusement, given that it's a chan for virgins. It is also one of the most easily trolled fora on the Internet; if you post as a namefag about trolling Wizardchan in this thread, you will become their boogeyman for the next six months.

Incels, or "involuntary celibates," are the Reddit branch of the faggot tree. Their former home, /r/incels, was infamously banned from Reddit in November, which led to their angry, autistic posts leaking out from Reddit into the rest of the Internet.

By visiting any of their boards, it is all but guaranteed that you'll find something laughably pathetic on page 1.


God, you're pathetic.

Meta Thread

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/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

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‣ 8archive is NOT being fixed. You can test it at I consider it our most important asset, so I'll continue to badger its handlers.

‣ VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of /cow/ at >>>/newspaper/365.

Board Information for Oldfags

1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it.

2. Homor, Mujahideen911 and I are /cow/'s volunteers. Anything illegal violates 8chan's global rule and thus can be handled by global volunteers.

3. The board is being indexed by Google, so oldfags and lolcows should find us eventually.

4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel, but most chatting is currently in #ncr.

Andy Warski Dedicated Thread: #1

With the advent of recent events, it's clear Andy "Call me low-iq I'll fire you" Warski deserves a thread in his own right.

Joshua Moon Thread X: The Return

Hot null cocks today. Dude spergs out about a lot - white nationalism, depression, tips his hand about the financial situation, depression, dogs and also depression.

put this man on suicide watch



OLD THREAD: >>87795

Samantha Wheeler Bradley

this fat,ugly bitch cons people on the internet for gifts and money

her sob story is she's been raped and abused (nope never happened) and she has adhd,bi polar and mpd (nope con)

she cons people to buy her games on Steam, put money in her PayPal and buy her things WoW.

no one has done anything until now because she mentally abuses and uses her former victims to the point they just run.

She's too lazy to work so she spends her days sitting on the internet conning people to pay her rent etc.

the bitch tells people she's a trans male (depends on her latest victim though) vampire/dragon/cat hybrid. not joking

this con artist bitch needs to be stopped. 1 of her victims she conned for 9 yrs. sick bitch

Her emails:

Hyper-Christian Scam Artists "Purity Sinners"

Purity Sin is an obnoxious lolcow with no less than five youtube channels featuring herself all of which have no real views or traffic

She took over a Five nights at freddy's cloen called Five nights at treasure island which is based on a creepypasta called Abandoned by disney. She crapped on all the fans of the game by starting to insult them and take away all the things they liked in the game. she blocks anyone who disagrees with her and cries a lot threatening to delete the game many times because peopel said stuff she didnt like.

she is a professional Victim who is holding the poject hostage from all the people who lied it because she wants to get more attention on herself.

here is their websites below

the most recent thing is that this woman started talking shit about the guy who wrote the creepypaster her game is based on who is named Slimebeast

slimebeast answered it bac in his own videos but their kind of long

if you cant see them all see the last one most of all.

this was the respond from Purtiy Sin and her people below

again i will say the last video is most importat to watch

The purity sinners are Sonic the hedgehog OC fans and Bronies by the way based on what i can see in their streams and talk one of their staff has sonic as his icon

they turned off comments on videos because people were saying too much against them like anita sarkeesian or whatever else. I know she is a tired point now.

what do you guys think? can we stock up on a lot of milk i think so.

sorry for my language but i mostly lurk because i don't want to embarass myself with bad typing sorry


Chris is already starting to crack from the pressure. He's responded to the trolls angrily for the first time in years. His autism is slow draining him.

The setup is perfect. Sweetheart. Check. Angry. Check.

We need a villain that will get in Chris' way and attempt to steal his sweet heart. We need another Cash.

It can be done with work

Punished chris will once again see the light

Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto

Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm because of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.”

“How do you mean?” Callie asks.

“Well,” she says, adjusting her glasses a bit, “The parade has been over since noon, and there isn't anything else to do in the city tonight.”

CWC Facebook Secret Club?

-Picture related, Marvin

I've heard of some strange rumors about an inner circle on foxdick Farms basically being all his Facebook friends, filtering all internet communications to him and controling his live in the background.

Namely that Kim Wilson is actually a faggot called Marvin from foxdick Farms. He's unemployed and is an alcoholic. He's the one who started the tomgirl idea and encouraged Chris to pursue transgenderism.

Whenever Chris talks to someone, he runs it by his Facebook friends. Despite preaching non-trolling/leave Chris alone, they're actually the ones controlling his life and some of them (like Alec) legitimately despise Chris.

Alec apparantly especially hates Chris because he can walk while himself is paralyzed.

Is that true? the only info I've found is from there where one of his facebook friends call Kim Marvin and an another of his friend deny that Kim is Marvin.

Wings of Redemption/Jordie Jordon

This fat autist use to be one of the big CoD Jewtubers way back in the day, but he has pretty much gone rock bottom and is prime for julaying.

>Throws controllers around when he gets mad at games.

>Gets very mad when you give him life advice.

>Gets pissed when you mock him about how he sucks at video games.

>Claims that Call of Duty literally ruined his life.

>Only plays video games anymore,because it makes him money.

>Very easy to get a reaction out of him.

I believe these videos can speak for themselves.

Maddox / George Ouzounian

Maddox before becoming a Podcaster was great, unfortunately when you try and make yourself a "brand" and become the next Adam Carolla, you lose most (if not all of what makes you great).

2014-2016 Biggest problem in the Universe Sperg outs

Maddox starts a podcast with none other than the only other troll that can match his callibur of trolling; Dick Masterson, author of 'men are better than women.'

Biggest problems in the universe: Maddox's autism begins: Maddox, rather than playing the character we all know and love, forgets he's a comedian and begins having layers of autism show through.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-6 Maddox defends herpes (34:45) this isn't anything until it was found out later that his current girlfriend might actually have herpes and thats why he's white knighting.

After a while Dick Begins trolling Maddox whenever he wins. Forces Maddox to watch a minute of titanic every time he loses. Starts beating Maddox with problems and Maddoxs keeps bitching that it is not a contests. The autism on maddox's behalf only ramps up but I will put some more notable examples.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-30 Despite bring in pedophilia as a "problem", Maddox defends pedophiles.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.comepisode-45: Maddox after spending most of the podcasts life pretending to be a smoth ladies mans doesn't understand how a penis injury works. This will give was to the running joke of "bags of sand", a refernce to the 40 year old virgin because whenever Maddox tries describing sex throughout the whole show, he is always off and describing things no one can relate to. He also shows he is a complete idiot who fell for the MARS ONE scam and believed it was legit and was ready to give money.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com0episode-80: Maddox comes out as anti-Trump shitting out all of the [current year] talking points you'd expect.

2016-current year The Best debate in the universe:

When biggest problem ended, there was controversy due to Maddox thanking everyone except Dick, and refusing to even speak his name. It was known things ended badly, it was leaked by private convo that Dick told some random fan that Dick and Maddox aren't friends. He does the show for money and fans, and Maddox cuts out so much cocks that it pisses him off.

Dick handles it well. Praises Maddox, says it ended due to "Artistic Differences" and that some of the tension on the show was real. (Make sure it is Episode one in link)

Meanwhile, after killing the Podcast; Maddox started going crazy with the Ban hammer. Anyone asking about dick, mentioning Dick or saying Maddox's new show sucked was banned on all forms of social media.

As a result of this the two started two competing podcasts. Dick hit major patreon bank because of how Maddox handled the break up.

(any mention of this to Maddox will get you banned)

And because Maddox gets pissy, Maddox deletes the entire BPITU site. However Dick makes a back up copy

Maddox then had the podcast RSS and itunes feed redirect to HIS new show

Dick talks about his dissatisfaction with shit Maddox is pulling. Says he wanted to end things professionally, starts shit talking Maddox.

Maddox Brings Back the site after Dick goes public about the conversation he had about deleting all the old work and Maddox blocking him like a bitch. Maddox claims he took down everything for "cyber security" purposes. Then gives away bonus paid episodes for free.

Dick gets pissed about the bonus pay episodes being given away for free because he was giving away his cut of those episodes as well. Continues to shit all over Maddox.

Maddox's podcast starts strong, but slowly goes down the toilet in quality.

It comes out that all guests that go one Maddox's show or get a program on his network have to agree to never appear as guests on the Dick show.

Finally, Maddox responds (see video)

Basically it boils down to a "it wasn't artist difference", then at the end of the video he says that there were artistic differences. He then tries to make it sound like Dick is a pro-rape maniac and Dick maintains a Rape list (a rape list on 1 of 2 unofficial 8chan boards). Maddox has of course blocks all rating and comments on this.

He also has been banning people who remind him in his 1st book he gave detailed instructions on how to commit sexual assault because "C is for copping a feel"

He has been hamming up the anti-rape virtue signaling as well. He is in full DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING damage control mode. this image has been getting DMCA'd on Imgur


>Maddox used to be the king of shit talk, now he spurgs out, throws tantrums, virtue signals and deletes fucking everything.


From the depths of cuckchan's /toy/ rises another lolpig. Meet peon, another /toy/ shitposter. He has some unhealthy obsession with some toy robot called Drossel and just acts generally unhinged.

His dox exists -somewhere- apparently if that means anything. Something about a guy who tried to help him stop being insane, got sick of him, and posted it.

And if Greg was any indication, this autist will probably come here to bring love, julay, and joy to the people of /pig/. So be ready.

Online accounts can be found here:

Some info from the Greg thread:

>And yeah, Vince/Vlad/Peon is a roflbull if ever there was one. He literally keeps his piss in bottles IIRC. Don't have any pics sadly; can anyone help a fellow /pig/boy out?

>Peon recently showed up on Sideshow Freaks (forum mostly devoted to 1/6 Sideshow Collectibles, Hot Toys, etc figures and statues) and started shitposting in the various SHF general threads.

Sadly he didn't present much in the way of fresh cocks, just straight copy-paste in a longer form of his usual /toy/ posts.

>This faggot.

In love with a toy robot.

Lives in a shit hole house, much like Greg and Chris-chan. Total 'sperger King.

Famous for starting fake 3A, "Space Opera", "Fantasy Movies", and other types of annoying troll threads on /toy/

>Yeah. Saying we shouldn't sexualize [Drossel], that she was pure, and he loved her so much that it hurt when people did bad things to her.

People used to draw pix or take pix of Drossel being tortured, and he'd be practically in tears.

>I know his real name is Vince. Somebody doxxed him on another chan. Somebody who'd been trying to counsel him, and help him get real help, who'd basically had enough.

Wish I could find the Vocaroo he did, begging everybody not to be mean to Drossel.

Also he claimed to be a nazi/white supremacist.

The attached webm came from a Vince thread from.. last year, I think? But yeah, for a while Vince would post a Drossel thread everyday "to please her/make her happy" or something weird like that.

God, this kid's ugly. He does not rock the buzzcut well at all.

More links:

I tried posting this thread earlier but I think 8ch ate it. If that old thread comes back, feel free to can it, mods.

Total Biscuit Thread

Total Cancer's had it, folks. He's nearing the end


As awful as foxdick Farms was, it did serve as my go-to place to keep up with the antics of ADF the fat disgusting Potato Man. Anyone know what IT has been up to these days?

ITT: Cows You Miss

This guy was like the goldmine of autism. Press f to pay respects.

RationalWiki Thread

Y'all guys think RationalWiki can get its own thread? Couldn't find any, so, yeah, let's go!

Nobody explains them better than ED:

a few examples:,_but


So Willie Bush, AKA Disco Ricky is probably the most based black man of our generation. He has singlehandedly exposed the KKK regional conspiracy based out of the American South and has therefore been targeted by them and the rapist whoreniggas they employ. Willie Bush has been exposing the KKK and their pet nigger monkey chimps on youtube for multiple years now via revolutionary conflict style confrontations in which he walks up to agents on the street and exposes them, camera in hand, for the whole world to see.

but we have a problem.

disco ricky is in jail right now.

some time in late march, he acquired a prop gun with which he aimed at a passing KKK member's head. a jogger across the street got footage and submitted it to the police. The Malcolm X of our time now rots in jail awaiting trial on bail.

as of right now there is a gofundme campaign to free him which has only raised $32 of the required $2650 required to free him. this tiny amount is unacceptable and so i turn to the cow board with my arms outstretched. please help to free this man. without him on the streets, the KKK are able to carry out their malicious operations unopposed from Indianapolis to Miami. With your help, we hope to change this. god speed, and thank you sir.

Nu Wu

Old Brianna Wu thread is autosage >>202129

Ol' Johnny Flyntstone is on a rant about spacex trying to nuke earth with moon rocks and why the government needs to give him money to campaign

God, I hope he wins, he would be so hilarious in office

Bryce Cherry/ Dev-Catscratch




Meet Bryce Cherry, he's a 30 something autistic Aussie from Rockhampton, Queensland.

He wants everyone to accept him and be nice to him because he has autism, despite the fact that draws children's characters in a sexual manner, steals from other artists, uses fetish pictures for activism, and about 10 years ago, he was arrested for threatening to blow his school, but he was declared to mentally disabled to stand trial.

Nasim Aghdam thread


Crazy Iranian vegan who epicly failed at shooting up Jewtube HQ. She seems like a truly exceptional individual. Follower of Baha'i religion:

>teaches unity and equality of all

>governing body located in Israel

>rejects nationalism and racism

>literally seeks a "new world order"

>pushes for a worldwide auxiliarly language such as (((Esperanto)))á%27%C3%AD)á%27%C3%AD_Faith_and_auxiliary_language#/search

Nasim Aghdam vid backups:

Kurt Eichenwald: Tentacle saga -Act 2, Jim, king of the mega alt right trolls!

I'm surprise that no one has made something for this faggot.

As a recap for those that don't know about him or haven't kept a log on this neurotic fuck.

>He was contributor to TIME

>In the early 2000, it was revealed via WikiLeaks that he ran a child pornography site

>Hold a grudge against for WikiLeaks for year to come

>TIMES would like you to remember they had nothing to do with it, despite knowing about it and funding it.

>Kurt will send his lawyer to sue you, if you forget to mention that he saved those kids by running a pedo site.

>Becomes a pariah, fast forward to the elections and he's forgiven by trashing Trump.

>Become a darling once more.

>Then the infamous "I was watching tentacle porn with my son" event happened.

>Thanks in part to a sharp eye shit poster for catching this and pin pointing the work in question.

>It had no tentacle.

>Then another incident occurs, involving flash gifs, his "wife" take over his twitter to announce he had a SEIZURE.

>This is also event is also comes into question

>Kurt has a habit of lying, alot.

>The man that sent him the flashing gif get sue

>The court dismiss it.


>As vendictive as ever, Kurt is still pursuing it.

>Nothing happens for a bit, just Kurt lying and having minor sperging moment.

>Get involved in a minor fued between a tranny hooker and US veteran over comics and the tranny wishing that the veteran would have die.

>Kurt white knights the Vet get shit on by his core audience and the Vet because he know about his pedo, I mean saving children timeline.

>Kurt threatens to sue the Vet because of his opinion on him.

>Someone tip off Jim about Kurt.

>Jim does what he does best but find that this rabbit hole doesn't end with bike pumps shove up someone ass.

>Kurt is doing preemptive damage control

>Now Jim facing some deep state and the threat of a lolsuit

Forgive me, if my English is shit, I'm deaf and not a burger.


An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

Antifa General

Since they've proven themselves to be quite retarded, let's discuss Antifa.

In general, they're far-left street hooligans and LARPers at best, and low level terrorists at their worst. Social Justice Warriors before the term even existed.

For those of you blessed without the knowledge of these idiots, I'll fill you in. Militant Anti-Fascism, colloquially known as Antifa, exists almost exclusively in Western countries where open hostility towards right-wing politics prevails. Arguably, the movement started in the Anglosphere during the late '60s/early '70s, where some of the oldest precursors to post-war Anti-Fascism took root. Historically, Antifa was and still is tied to Punk subculture (especially Anarcho/Crust Punk), with the Anti-Nazi League's Rock Against Racism offering a platform for the youth. They earned favorable press from the '80s through the '90s when White Nationalist skinheads were public enemy #1. Their public brawls with Nationalist organizers and Neo-Nazis earned them street cred.

The movement was put more or less on life support during the Bush years when the fever pitch of patriotism swept the country following 9/11. About the only sign of vitality Antifa had during those years was the protests and shows Punks organized to spread their message. And then, they curiously went silent during most of the Obama years. Their inactivity allowed the Alternative Right to take root and become the internet presence it has today.

Now with Trump's victory, they're back and about as shrill as ever.

A big tl;dr on Anti-Racist Action about nails it:

Most relevant passage:

>the main appeal of [Antifa] is that it lets activists engage in anti-social acts of violence and vandalism against private people and property under the cloak of moral idealism. It seems improbable that a person with high self-esteem, talent, and good prospects in life would choose [Antifa] activism as a lifestyle or as the most meaningful way to improve the world. These young activists seem to have concluded early that their prospects in life were minimal, and that [Antifa] terror was the only way to give their lives meaning. They find significance in lashing out.

Side note: CRASS, frequently considered the seminal Anarcho-Punk band, didn't approve of the antisocial violence endemic to Antifa. The song "White Punks on Hope" reflects this.


/tv/ sperg that goes around challenging Zach and waifuanons on /tv/ to fights

Total Cancer loves tranny cock

Total Cancer got really mad that someone at Coxcon for asking if traps are gay so he had the guy thrown out and called him "transphobic"

Is TB a lolcow yet? Since Trump won he's been more nutty then he used to be. His twitter rants can be pretty funny to laugh at. We already know he's a literal cuck and left wing pussy.

>He yelled at his wife for not voting for Hillary

>Disowned Jontron for standing up against SJWs

>has said openly he's not okay with free speech

>added "hate speech of any kind" should be illegal

We have to have more on him.

Soulbrothanumber3/Macks Eff


Soulbrotha is a fairly small, but infamous youtuber. He does video reviews, skits, abridged series, and advice for being a screenwriter and filmmaker. He is well known for doing a few Arthur parodies (currently deleted) and advice videos regarding sound equipment. The latter have been praised.

Soulbrotha is one of the best examples of an A-log. He despises youtube movie reviewers like Nostalgic Critic and YMS. Now that in of itself isn't that bad, but he is in the same creative rut as they are. He unironically does abridge series, reviews, and parodies just like the people he mock, but ironically, even worse.

His opinions in his reviews vary from outright shitty to misinformed. His humor reveals tons of bitterness to stupid youtube/imdb commenters. He also has a very strange obsession to things from the late 90s to the early 2000s. They get referenced nonstop, and some of the shows he abridged come from that time era. He makes tons of videos on Gen 1 pokemon too. He is stuck in the past just like other spergy cartoon reviewers. Honestly, he comes off as an insecure faggot who was bullied/mocked by anime fans for liking sports and hip hop.

He does target other lolcows like BenTheLooney and Mr.Enter. However, a lot of his fanbase act exactly like them putting Soulbrotha on a higher pedestal. A lot of them are shills who pay for episodes of his abridge series. No joke. Sometimes he sells his series on VHS tapes. Ironically, he has a very controversial view on fair use, but does all of this anyway. He also tells people to create, but all the stuff he does are copywritten, or rely on references.

He also has tendencies of being an SJW too. He once called Sargon an Neo Nazi, gets offended by iDubb's use of the word nigger, and called Tarantino racist over something he completely missed the point on. He also got really worried of his fans objectifying Avril Lavigne after someone made a joke about it. Ironically, when Etanthe3rd/Kawaiidesunigga came out as trans, he completely ended the friendship. Good friends with Hbomberguy

He is a potential lolcow for the most part, as a lot of it is subtly present in his style.




Jerry "Lily" peet #13: lol mommy issues edition




The quick rundown: Jerry is a transtrender canadian youtuber who spergs about the characters and themes of MLP and Steven Universe in relation to real world 21st century politics. If that wansn't laughable enough, he's also a long running cow for other reasons- His "nuanced" approach to politics and life situations that are retarded at best and sociopathic at worst, his fetishism for lesbians, trannies and fanfics about adopting children for the sole purposes of raping them (all three of which are frequently featured in his terrible "literature") and his inability to treat his friends like actual human beings.

New to these threads? Need a refresher on whose who? Read the FAQ pastebin:


The amount of stuff going on with Jerry recently can't even properly fit into the OP's limit anymore! Here's a pastebin containing the last threads highlights:

LINKS (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!) (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account) (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.) (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use to look through the archived pages)

Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

To counter this, Use and turn on that pesky adblock. If a video is released, download it asap and convert it to WebM (low resolution and video quality is fine as most of his videos are are audio based)

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. You can then easily archive it via Be sure to also screencap! (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

Anthony Aguilar / ForNoGoodReason #4


The last thread was derailed at the end by numerous spammers/wannabe-liquids/b8ers that resulted in some people responding and making all discussion grind to halt. This (((coincidentally)) started the same day Anthony's "rift" group started to collapse, suggesting it was a failed coverup. Just report it and move on.

Last thread



Anthony Aguilar is a 37 year old autist who lives with his mother. Online he goes by "ForNoGoodReason" and aspires to be a brony drama reporter, uploading videos which are like Drama-Alert except if keemstar was replaced with a slow and monotonous autistic voice whining about the horse-cartoon community, had zero production skills, and captions/images riddled with spelling and grammar errors.

Aguilar first came to peoples attention when he started complaining about how /cow/ was making fun of Jerry Peet (his "personal punching bag" in his own words), which in turn was followed up by threatening to make videos on /cow/ and its posters if they don't go on his podcast because he got called a moron. He was promptly laughed at and a thread was made on him, which he then attempted to raid with his friends by spamming furry and MLP pictures. After the raid failed, Anthony then claimed to be "8 chans no#1 cow" and a "cow king".

Despite his threats that he'll make people "stand in line with the others", sometimes to literal children, Anthony is also a huge fucking coward. One of his most notable incidents involved a failed attempt to fight MisterMetokur/Internet-Aristocrat for making fun of inflation fetishists of all things, only then to pussy out of a metokast that had been arranged between the two.

Furthermore, he was cucked at a bronycon orgy by his own best friend, ToonKriticY2K, with a woman Anthony was dating who defrauded his own community out of 7,000 bucks and he personally believes SJW's don't exist because "SJW meetup illinois" didnt bring up any yahoo or google search results.


Much like the Jerry Peet thread, there's too much to fit into the OP. This ghostbin contains everything I would've added but otherwise couldn't:

LINKS (the video where he "proves" SJW's don't exist) (horse news article on Anthony, recommended reading to newcomers!) (Go to 8:46 to watch Anthony get PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD) (a list of his sock accounts) (his dox) (ED article on Anthony)

>>262677 The current Jerry Peet thread (as of writing)

Change the Channel

Frederik Knudsen is doing a good stream about it, watch this

David Hogg: AKA Patrick Bateman's son, The REAL Parkland Shooter, "I don't like talking to women"

>took advantage of his friends' deaths for popularity and to push a political message

>"owns a business", made retarded youtube videos with gigantic "DAVID HOGG DONUT STEAL COPYRIGHT" watermarks about boogie boards

>90% chance he is a crisis actor and/or sociopath

>Elliot-Rodgers-tier personality

>avid redditor

>probably closeted homo

>probably framed Cruz right after committing the shooting

>couldn't read till the 6th grade

M712 / Streamfag

Shills his shit constantly

Shit himself live on the kumite

Like a low-cost Bryan Dunn

Homor, do your fucking job

We have three "alt-right" threads that are totally not made by leftykike goons, neither is anywhere near the bump limit to justify the others' existence. Do you job.




The "Alt-Right"

This has gone from being funny, to being kinda scary to being a fucking cringe fest. They have a black guy LARP as the fucking president of their country. I know that Tyrone takes viewer submissions, so one of cuckchan or plebbits "Kekistanis" are feeding him this drivel.

Twitch ASMR THOT Amouranth

Amouranth has big white tits.



"A sufficiently beautiful woman can have the intelligence of a chimpanzee and still do well in lilfe."

"My son was a beautiful woman."

/pol/tard hate thread

Post screenshots of /pol/tards talking dumb shit

Halfchan cringe /pol/ and edgy 8chan

Cringe alt right and /pol/ thread

Post lols and cringe about any right wing groups or members

doxxxx of /pol/tards are also welcome

Discord screenshots

Foxworth is back, now as a trap?

Foxworth/Stimp aka Nicholas Fedorov is a long-time lolcow you should be familiar with from his famous waifu pictures, but you may be asking "what is he up to now"?

Well the answer is soliciting money from his twitter followers/fans and using it to buy crossdressing gear. As well as taking pictures of himself in it and a host of other lulzworthy autism.

You heard me right, he's apparently a 'trap' and identifies himself as an "LGBT for Trump" according to some posts on his twitter (Now removed likely)

Now, on top of that he apparently sends RAT spyware to his 12 year old FANS simply because (according to him) he hates 95% of his viewers and goes on spergy rants about them all the time.

The reason I started this thread is because Foxworth has been trying to cover up ALL of his tracks and ANYTHING from the past which he doesn't like. Including getting the foxdickfarms thread about him taken down (A thread which was around since 2015). He actually got the thread removed right when they started discussing his trap phase and other new discoveries. Basically the only thing left you could find on him was his severely outdated ED page (which he tries to get pulled down often) but it doesn't cover any of his new cringe.

There is a compilation of some of his "trap" tweets on imgur but I'm sure there's probably much more out there.

If somebody made a new foxdickfarms thread to document this new autism it would likely result in a lulzy sperg reaction, or even tweeting his deleted tweets at him would cause massive butthurt.

MAGA and 4chan cringefest

Post /pol/, /tv/, r9k and r/The_Donald cringe memes and screenshot

>lol so ebin and edgy

Right wing lolcow general 3

Seeing as how general 2 is starting to hit around 409 replies and is starting to die off it seems time for a new general.

Previous threads



PelageaASMR - Least she isn't Kittywhore

Another thread for our lovely Pelagea who for some fucking reason has thread after thread hit that bump limit with 0 fucking things of worth said but at least she isn't Kittywhore

What has this ASMR board become?

Why are the so many @holes against these content creators? So much negativity toward people who want to create, trying to bring them down and even impacting their lives.

Cloveress, Frivolous, Glow, Ginny, Darling, Little Dove, Jellybean and the list go on…

Please don't use the weak "Scammer", "Reddit" or "White Knight" BS, I need a real legit argument that shows that you think before you write.

Styxhexenhammer666 is Running for Governor of Vermont

Tarl Warwick,otherwise known as Styxhexenhammer, has announced that he will be running for Governor in Vermont. Seems like he might have what it takes to be a politician. And by that, I mean it appears as though he was recently grooming an underage girl on Facebook and YouTube.

Junks strikes again

ASMR Amanda's channel is blowing up but looks like Junks FNDO got on there early and has sick desires fulfilled :-(

#ChangeTheChannel/Nostalgia Critic

Looks like after various (((events))) such as #MeToo and shootings, Channel Awesome will have their own after ex-employees have finally come out on past experiences regarding work relations, experiences, troll, and other charges/allegations brought out against the Walker Brothers and Mike Michaud.

Archive of Twitter posts mainly by Obscurus Lupa

https://www.resetera.comPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/the-long-drama-of-channel-awesome-doug-and-rob-walker-and-ceo-mike-michaud.29873/

Details of what went down:

MarzGurl on CA's reaction due to #ChangeTheChannel

KoP thread #2: Homor won't save u

Let's get it on going again. An exceptional KoP thread

Goodnight moon

New thread

Frivolous fox nudes

For the ones who dident get a chance to see yet. You can share if ya have any yourself O:

Yumi jimmi nudes

Anyone got vids?

Lord Elthibar

So recently there's been a sperg out with this Christcuck autist.


>High Autism

>Takes everything literally

>Close to being the next CWC.

He was famous enough to get an ED article but it needs updating.

He's an incredibly conservative Christian and cuckservative and recently the right-wing of DA is even trying to abort him. He started to get really infamous after two trolls who also claim to be channers started fucking with him: CutestSith and Nazi-Lesbian.

The real autism started around last December. Where it seems Nazi-lesbian found out he wrote child porn in his crappy self-insert fanfics where he ships himself (who is 23-4) with Merida without aging her up. This caused that fanfic to get deleted causing him to re-upload. Then it got reported again resulting in a suspension for CP.

He came back around January 20th and he was not happy to say the least. He made a new account called Missouri Patriot in an attempt to get rid of the trolls but his style of autism was so unique everyone saw through it and he later admitted it was him.

People started fucking with him for writing CP and he kept changing his claims either saying he did age her up and the trolls were bullies or that "it was okay for that time period" sending conflicting messages and even saying that he did not know that CP laws and rules for DA applied to literature.

However the great sperg out was recently during a hit piece on the Irish shown above. He somehow thought the trolls fucking with him were Irish despite there being no evidence for this. So then he went on an autistic sperg fest against the Irish and sent it to DA's political group expecting praise.

Instead he got trolled the all living fuck with people making fun of him for his overly-dramatic piece.

It recently got deleted since he claims one, one single Irish person now send something nice to him and he's chill now. No one is buying it.

And to show another example of his amazing feats of Autism in this thread

He calls the Irish weak and cowardly and praises about 30,000 of them dying. Then later int hat same thread he calls that same person totalitarian because they made fun of him for being so autistic.

Misc: We do have some info on him

His name is Michael Klein and he was born on February 9th 1993 and lives in Springfield Missouri.

He's apparently studying at a Christian university in that city.

Contact here.

He has a Jewtube account where his actual voice is so whiny and high pitched compared to his tough guy persona he tries on DA. He makes Pooh adventure-esque videos where he inserts himself and random Disney characters into other Disney shows in the same style as the Pooh's adventure's tards.

Bright Greyfu

Behold the perfect ASMRtist

>no fashion hauls

>no slutty camwhoring

>no slutty offline pics

>no coalburning

If anyone knows Elsie-chan, please tell her anonymous is in love with her.

Close Encounters of the Sexual Kind

Anyone ever got close to well known or lesser known ASMRtists? Not asking for proofs, just stories of any sexual or intimate encounters you may have had with them online or offline.

Also do any of you think ASMRtists are the equivalent of alpha women? They know how to carry their femininity so well, it's disturbing and so attractive. If I met a girl like that IRL, don't you feel like you would be betabuxed by her?

Most of them aren't even attractive, average looking at best, but their sensuality is overpowering.

Frivolous Fox

I know I'm a little worthless leech but would you like to become my Patreon friendo?!


Anyone got more?


So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

Left Wing Lolcow General - The Reality Edition


This is the lefty cow thread, post your best stuff related to leftists. The main pasture should be our retarded cousins, leftypol and leftpol, but that's only one pasture, resetera, plebbitors spreading their cancer elsewhere, and general lefft wing salt is always welcome, god knows there is plenty of it

Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard #14: "lol pedo satanist" edition




Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!


Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

LINKS (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!) (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account) (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.) (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.) (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use to look through the archived pages)

Jerry CAN be prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

While Jerry has come more out of shell and has admitted some really embarrassing and incriminating things without deleting them recently, precaution is still advised. If a new video is uploaded, try to convert it to a webm (low quality/res video is fine as its largely audio-based) or a streamable video. If all else fails, hooktube it. At least then he's only going to ever earn less than a cent from ad revenue even if 100 people click on it.

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, you can get the permalink move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. From there you can then easily archive it via Be sure to also screencap. (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

https://lolcow[DOT]wiki/wiki/Jerry_Peet (foxdicks wiki page on Jerry, probably your best shot for finding reference links)

/BYBS/ and Joachim's Breakdown

Joachim's Official Lore.

>Joachim claims to be a white supremacist while he has a mexican boyfriend.

>Joachim's name derives from the Hebrew >Yehoyaqim (יְהוֹיָקִים) and means "raised by Yahweh"

>Joachim has anger problems.

>Joachim can't spend a day without screaming to his microphone.

>Joachim used anonymous boards to launch himself as a e-celeb.

>Joachim is a normie pretending to be an old fag.

>Joachim claims that he doesn't browse /pol/ anymore.

>Joachim hides from Chris Hansen.

>Joachim's previous job was native american nob polishing.

>Joachim doesn't want to be a leader, he just wants to make things and hurt people.

>Joachim likes to roleplay in discord while he hides in the bathroom in his workplace.

>Joachim wants to turn /bybs/ into a gay multicultural TRS.

>Joachim disavow the official /bybs/ discord just to reavow again and then disavow.

>Joachim considers Jeffstiny, a neet weeaboo, his rival.

>Joachim's biggest enemy is AnalVape.

>Joachim made his own discord server because everyone laughed at him.

>Joachim lacks self awareness and is turning himself into a potential lolcow.

>Joachim will ban and block everyone that laughs at him.

>Joachim says that anime is degenerate while he watches anime.

>Joachim orbits roasties and give them mods in hope to get some e-pussy

>Joachim vapes irl and vapes e-dick.

>Joachim was friends with Geekthulu. Was.

>Joachim knows when you talk shit about him. He'll call you on your phone.

>Joachim's friends are all minorities.

>Joachim wants to fuck Nikiboo's neghole.

>Joachim fucked a midget.

>Joachim is a degenerate advocating for traditional family values.

>Joachim will scream to your ear if you smear his name.

>Joachim takes his "internet career" very seriously.

>Joachim fears Qwaffen, a fucking autist in the internet.

>Joachim's best day of his life was when he appeared in the Kumite.

>Joachim won't doxxxx himself to demonstrate HardCarlos that he is right.

>Joachim has lost every single debate since february 21 of 2018.

>Joachim has spend more than $400 dollars in the Kumite.

>Joachim acts tsundere towards the official scholar.

>Joachim is everything wrong with bloodsports in a nutshell.

>Joachim denies writting his own pasta.

>Joachim will be like britbong in 5 years a failed youtube career, lonely and bitter.

>Joachim lives rent free in everyone's head.

Girlfriend? Girlfriend? I really need it.

My girlfriend must be taller, stronger, westernised, age from 18-28, intelligent, femdom, must hold neutral political view, awesome, sexy and must working on a job.

Solution to find a girlfriend in a easy way.

Girlfriend? I need hot sexy awesome girlfriend

Give me a solution to find a girlfriend in a simplest another easy method.

You all are different. Help me don't be like /pol.

Remember I am not left or right wing.

I am lonely and need a girlfriend.

I will go out once you given a correct advice

Korinefag 4chan autist

This guy calls everyone Zach who makes a harry potter meme thread apparently and posts his screencapped images dozens and dozens of times on. Might go by the name korinefag, could be someone infamous on /tv/ for years. If you don't know there are a ton of Harry Potter related threads that pop up all the time and this guy actually thinks it's all one person. He seems to police the board, posting archive captions of things he thinks are spammed, the kicker is he spams these images and is a hypocrite.

He also creates template threads and has posted them for years. Gets upset about anything that is popular and calls everything numale on a superhero board. If you search korinefag it goes back a while.

Kari5 Thread #2 - I am ban you edition

>27 year old accomplished artist, only paralleled by the grandmaster CWC himself

>creates deep, thought-provoking cinematic masterpieces

>conjures unique and dynamic characters from her genius minds

>surrounded by a harem of adoring husbandos

>currently engaged in a passionate romance with the strapping young Shu Kurenai

Come and explore her glorious empire.




KH13 Account:





Previous Thread

Betting Pool

How many days/weeks/months until Jim starts shitting all over these faggots? Winner gets a screencap to jizz onto.


Can we talk about this fucking retard?

>Kick your friend (mumkey) out of the procastinators show (which was part of his income)

>Mumkey tries to clear things by telling his version of the story on why he is not going to be in his shitty podcast

>Be sloppy at explaining the whole situation but tries to be mature and neutral in the whole thing

>Digibro loses his shit

>Namedrop the username of the person that is going to replace mumkey in the show he got kicked out of, who is supposedly digi best friend and has high anxiety but still didn't give enough of a shit to edit out of his video explaining how he is going to get replaced and shittalks mumkey

>Mumkey is the one that goes on a crusade in youtube comments and twitter about why you shouldn't harass his replacement, digi doesn't seem to care

>Gets pissed that mumkey doesn't want to do mumkey own podcast with him after that

>Digi Trashtalks some of mumkey fiends that had nothing to do with the whole thing, about how they are all trolls and how they harassed him and his best friend (which I remind you didn't mind to namedrop him)

tl;dr: Fire your friend, trashtalk him for trying to explain the situation, get offended that he is not going to work with you in his projects, namedrop your best friend with anxiety problems in the middle of a shitstorm, etc.

And that was months ago, I don't know what this retard has been doing lately but apparently he has been involved into more shit:

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his latest shenanigans?

Zachary Keith Hasbrouck

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.

Ghostposts in 4plebs (

Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.

Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.

Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.

Main letterboxd account:

Youtube account:

ZMAN - YouTube:

IMDb known accounts:

Livejournal account:

Reddit accounts (banned):



Previous thread hit bump limit: >>319092

Currently active at >>>/tv/1212561

Chronorin/Audimated thought

This guy I had to share. Calling this guy a partisan hack would be a under statement. Here's some samples of his crazy views


Non-ASMR girls who you want to jump into the ASMR bandwagon?

doesn't matter if they are popular already or not that widely known.

Mine is vid related, kek

Maria, Genital Whispering

Thought slime

Oh this one needs to be julayed!He thinks that Antifa are good guys and will diminish and dismiss any and all bad things they do. He deletes the comments of people who disagrees with him faster than Kristi Winters.

He even thinks that Sargon is a conservative. if you can call Sargon that then you must be really far to the left.

I need a girlfriend? How can I find one

I am stalking those woman.

Some of those woman friend in Facebook accept my fake account so I can stalk them.

Stalking woman is good even on public.

Please give me an advice how to get a gf that should be bigger, stronger, an awesome and beautiful in an alternative and easy way.

This time you /cow give me a proper advice.

One more thing.

I am an atheist.

Hates left and right wings.

Hate stupid liberal.

In my state beef is legal.

I love meat.

I don't worship any animals.

I hate cow because they sucks except for giving julay

PPOMO is glorious.

MGTOW lulzcows

Raging Golden Eagle

>Proud sexual deviant weeb Who reviewed a sex doll on YouTube

>A MGTOW activists who campaign for men to fuck dolls

>Admits to flooding random boards with MGTOW shills that decry anti-MGTOW persecution

>not only Name dropping 8chan on his videos

>He demands 8chan implement down voting system for shadowbanning

>Might’ve moved to third world nations for underage prostitutes

Look at the comments on his sexdoll review video. It’s a goldmine for cringe and possible future lulzcows.

I know one of you have to be a patron, any more karuna nudes? her tits were kinda disappointing but she has a nice muff.

Asian ASMR only

I'm tired of wh*te girls shitting up the board with their sluttiness, this thread is for all Asian ASMR content creators.

Everybody's invited except anti-Asian people.

One of my favourite videos of Dana

>you will never marry Dana in her cute Hanbok

We got a live one folks

Apparently JohnnyNeptune found his way to /tv/


This is even better than Zachary, he's a documented /r9k/ cow and probably an even more autistic one. Have fun.

1488 GET

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"


Aftyn Rose thread since there doesn't seem to be one


I boosted the bass on the audio since she's retarded and turns the bass rolloff on.

ASMR Leidy

She's pretty cute, good asmr too

Israeli jew Tom Grauer and his pedophile Daily Stormer spinoff

This jew is running a DS-like blog where he rants about "Legalization of Rape, Pedophilia, and Child Prostitution." Absolute LOLCow material.

His post titles sound like Robert Putnam on a bad day, including:

>The FBI Should Just Send All Teenagers to Jail and Be Done With It

>The Reason You (the Puritan) Support “Abstinence” is Because You’re a Faggot

>Suggestion for the Puritan Americans: Invade Mexico and the Philippines and “Fix” their Ages of Consent

>Nerds Should Get Laid or Else There Will be Strife

>Teenagers are Slitting their Wrists and Shooting their Brains Out Because of Pedohysteria

>The Best Child Porn is Girls Masturbating Alone to an Orgasm

>I Hope Trump Did Have Sex With a 13-Year-Old

>The Police are Eating Donuts and Watching Child Porn

>Teen Pregnancy Has Collapsed Because of Conservative Dipshits Who Hate Nature

>Had George Orwell Written “1984” Today, He would’ve Been Called a Pedophile and Linked to Pizzagate

>At the Age of 23 I Still Fantasize About the Teenage Sluts I Went to School With

>First Wave Feminists Were Lesbians, and If They Existed Today, They’d be Posting Cat Pics on Tumblr and Singing Songs About Castration

>Michael Jackson’s Pedophilia Makes Me Enjoy His Music Even More

>I Praise The Works of Robert Heinlein Even Though I Haven’t Actually Read Them

>The Problem is Not That Teachers and Students Have Sex With Each Other, But That They Don’t Have Nearly Enough Sex With Each Other

>Make Testosterone Great Again (By Legalizing Rape)

>FBI Agents Will Literally Transform Into 8-Year-Old Girls to Seduce and Subsequently Incarcerate Pedos

>Napoleon is Being Raped in Hell by Liliths With Flaming Vaginas

>There is Something Salutary About Fertility Goddess Worship

>Cheer Up, MGTOWs: Absolute Femicide is Not Implausible if Ancient Astronauts Were Real

>Joseph Stalin was Not Only a Scholar But Also a Gentleman, and a Much Better Human Being Than Lavrentiy Beria

>Judith “Freakshow” Butler’s Agender Agenda is Factually Wrong: Only Words Have a Gender

>They Called Me a Pedophile So I Became One

>As a Pervert I Support Anime, Albeit I Don’t Watch It Myself

>I Looked Into My Crystal Ball and It Showed Me Anders Breivik Converting to Islam

>It Will Be Really Funny When The Jews Build The Third Temple

>Groping is Not an Olympic Sport But It Should Be, and Larry Nassar Deserves a Gold Medal

>In This Hypothetical Future I Fantasize About, There Will Be Fewer Schools and Fewer Prisons

>If Someone Should Support The Colonization of The Universe, That is Pedophiles

>As Leader of The Men’s Movement, I Declare That The Definition of The Word “Gentleman” is Now “Rapist”

>If Austin Powers Had Mojo He’d Fuck Teenagers Rather Than Old Slags

>Santa Claus is Real and He’s a Time-Traveling Pedophile

>Blue Knights Should Anally Rape Seth MacFarlane on Live Television to Prove a Point

Looks like he's growing a cult around himself with their own autistic terminologies. That is his blog:


Introducing Kari5

>26 year old womanchild DA user and YouTuber

>rages at "da hackers" and anyone who criticizes her

>makes cwc tier art

>cosplays as her Call of Duty OC

>has many 2D husbandos

>ships herself with Sora (from Kingdom Hearts)

>rages at anyone who ships Sora with anyone else

>has "100 milon [sic]" babies with Sora

>made a petition to include herself as Sora's cannon love interest for Kingdom Hearts 3

Other links:




KH13 Account:





Who remembers this nigga Casey? Nigga look like dr eggman now lol


Jim hasn't made vids in a couple of weeks, posted pic related on his patreon.

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Angry Grandpa/The Green Family

I think these guys officially qualify as lolcows now. Yes, their videos are fake but they have done enough legitimately dumb shit and so much drama surrounds them that I think they deserve a thread.

Michael Green/Pickle Boy/Kid Behind a Camera

> Was the one who had the original idea to film his bipolar dad having fits to make money

> Dropped out of high school and talks shit about people who go to college

> Has been exploiting his father’s death since December by making clickbait videos

> Has been on a diet since 2012 but has somehow only got fatter

> Started dating his girlfriend when he was 23 and she was 15

> Thinks that he’s a rapper. Releases cringe worthy songs all the time that his followers praise.

> Employees his fatass friend to moderate comments but if he doesn’t they’re universally negative

> Has been confirmed to buy likes for his channel to keep the dislike bar down.

> If someone starts talking shit about him he won’t hesitate to lawyer up and use his money to intimidate them

Charlie Green Jr/Charlie Chill/Charlie Travelz

> Angry Grandpa’s first born son

> He’s constantly fucking up and doing dumb shit so he’s the most entertaining of the lot

> Has currently been traveling across the countries staying with random AGP groupies

> Last year the entire family disowned him and started a targeted smear campaign on him

> Claimed that he hit Michael’s GF

> Claimed that he tried to give his nephews weed and beer

> Claimed that he tried to rape both of his sisters when they were teenagers

> Michael’s friend drove to South Carolina and tried to fight Charlie, cringe ensued.

> Randomly gets drunk an live streams telling people the truth about AGP and the other people.

> Takes Angry Grandpa’s urn with him to random places.

> Lived with a family in Maine for like 3 months, left them, and instantly started talking shit about them. Where he works, where he lives, etc.

>Has been to jail several times for not paying child support

> Has been known to flirt with underage fans on twitter

Isaac Guest/Be Our Guest

> Michael’s fatass friend

> Claims to make a living off being a rapper

> Is really Michael’s salaried personal troll

> There’s audio of him threatening people who made negative videos about AGP

> There’s a lot of rumors about how he got his pretty hot wife while being ugly and fat

> His wife recently left him because in her words “He’s obsessed with Charlie Green”

> Is the guy who drove to SC and tried to fight Charlie. Charlie is like 300 pounds lighter than Isaac though so the “fight” was laughable and mostly just consisted of Isaac huffing and puffing in circles while Charlie called him a fatass.

> According to his wife’s mom, he’s physically abusive.


> AGP’s friend/neighbor/drug dealer

> Was a character in the videos, but is apparently actually psycho

> Had a falling out with the Green family last year and told a bunch of secrets

> Mostly obvious shit like Grandpa being a racist

> Went psycho and threatened to kill Michael and Bridgette. They had to hire armed security.

> Claims that someone was threatening to hire a hitman to kill her. Could have been true since Isaac is a thing and that seems like something he’d say.

> Fat and white trash.

 Lives off SSI

> Recently reconciled with Michael because he needed someone to fill Grandpa’s spot.

> Has an ongoing feud with Charlie.

Bridgette West

> Michael’s girlfriend

> Fat

> Camera man of the series

> Everyone hates her. Before moderation most of the comments were calling her annoying

> Refuses to have anything below her head filmed cause fat

Charles Green/Angry Grandpa

> Fucked up guy, but a legend.

> Racist. Hates Mexicans and Arabs.

> Lived off welfare the majority of his life because lazy

> Legitimately bipolar.

> Some of the rage videos were real. They couldn’t afford his medicine back then so when he started going off Michael would just turn the camera on. You can tell the difference in quality when he started acting.

> Is directly responsible for people like Boogie2988 and FatBoyGetDown becoming popular

> Recently died of Cirrhosis

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 39: New OP Edition

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened.

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: ( Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past or if you have snapchat/instagram. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned troll.

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Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive:


Michael J Hirtes

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and

Known Google:


Other info databases:

https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} ( Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} ( Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} ( Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} ( Created: 6/13/2017


CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} ( Created: 6/24/2017


Michael J. Hirtes

505 S 6th St Apt 608

Council Bluffs IA 51501-6438


> Trolling the kumite in Jewtube Thread #191309

> Anon claims to be going on to fuck with Tonka

> Faggot is crossfaded with his camera on

> Tonka mocks him

> Kumite chat raids /cow/

DSP/SOK thread

Can we have another one of these?

Terry A. Davis

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.


This guy is an FTM transgender deviantART user who is notorious for joking about rape and making a rapist OC who everybody loves while having an incredibly young fanbase.

Here's his dA and Tumblr accounts:

Here are some journals explaining the drama: