Nerve Center

Brittany Venti: Herding her Paypigs that are completly obsessed with everything she does

Regarding her Paypigs:

>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.

>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her

But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

link to old thread:

>>605183

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

ambs ASMR

Making a thread for her since she uploaded a new video recently.

She seems to enjoy showing her nipples in her Try On Haul videos, which is nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Ztd9lkpDI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEZ4Sq7H01c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xMfz02idaw

Busy B ASMR

Wow looks like the pure waifu decided to use some boobage to make her number of views and subs explode.

inb4 500k views, if not more.

>Guys!! We’re almost halfway to reaching our goal for the 3DIO! This is so exciting 😁💓 If you wish to donate, here’s the link: https://www.gofundme.com/6rbm3uo?pc=ot_co_dashboard_a&rcid=0a9d5dd00aeb410d9ca502f9221666ec

I guess she really wants her 3DIO, she must have realized what it takes to succeed in that business and she's impatient to lick some ears.

Return of Trout and Tears

The unofficial thread for the return of the reigning Queen of Internet Bloodsports, Trout and Tears

After being humiliated completely and utterly by everyone and conclusively proving himself to be unreliable and a liar, Kraut has decided to return to YouTube, attacking Moleman9000, Aydin and the Alt-Right. In the video, he claims he was a good boy who dindu nuffin and now he's going to restart his war on the "alt-right trolls" and fix everything.

Also, Kraut may be paying for view/like bots. So dig for evidence of that.

THIS ISN'T NOT A JEWTUBE THREAD. DO NOT LOAD THIS FUCKER UP WITH A BILLION REPLIES AND IMMEDIATELY MAKE A NEW ONE. NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN YOU PUSH SHIT OFF THE CATALOG TO MAKE THE SAME FUCKING THREAD OVER AND OVER.

The once and future IBS Queen has finally returned. Now it's time to laugh as history repeats itself.

Asmrbyfascutie - two girls, 1 binaural mic

>tfw her most popular video is when she's with her prettier and hotter friend

Hold her fams…

For the Oldfags

How's it feel that you've been watching ASMR videos for almost 10 years?

Hapa Elise

She is now in the second half of her 20's!

When you realize that most ASMR is just witchcraft

Why are you letting spells be cast on you desu?

Monica Rial will sue you - #KickVic scandal

Seems there's a bit of controversy in the anime dubbing community. At the request of Monica Rial and several of her co-workers, Vic Mignogna has been FIRED by Funimation for harassment. What kind of harassment? What were the actual details? Nobody knows because she refuses to say anything. Several people have even accused Vic of touching underage children… only to have to claims immediately debunked, but what REALLY matters is Monica and her friends' extremely unspecific claims of some kind of general wrongdoing that you should be very upset about.

Now, things are getting SERIOUS. Monica Rial has been accused of lying about Vic to get rid of potential competition at convention speaking roles, to boost her profile or just because she doesn't like the guy, which is totally untrue and you can tell because her behavior is so logical and genuine!

But our girl, our REAL LIFE Bulma Briefs (an anime character whose most notable accomplishments are being born to a rich family and being the wife of an important person) is taking any flak! She's getting POLICE and LAWYERS involved, and if you tweet the wrong thing at her, you're going straight to jail! She's gonna put you in INTERNET JAIL for CYBER CRIMES!

So whatever you do, definitely don't tweet mean things at her. Don't call her a liar, don't accuse her of making shit up for attention and sympathy, don't tweet stupid memes and silly garbage at her just to make fun of her, DON'T tell her she's a terrible voice actor and only gets so many big roles because of nepotism when she has all the talent of a 4Kids dub actor after a crack binge, and whatever you do, DEFINITELY don't tweet at her that Broly has a higher power-level than Bula.

delicate

she cute

The Underage ASMR Problem

Should underage kids doing sucking ASMR be removed from YouTube? So many 12 year olds are now following in ASMRtits footsteps and making videos such as sucking on mics, lollipops, etc. The comments are just a pedos paradise.

FrivolousCux

Look at the new computer Simo built for Lauren. How do you think she showed her gratitude? (hint: ass up, face down).

Chocolat ASMR

>you didn't save any of her videos

Time to commit suicide

newfag board can't take the heat

sup /cow/. oldfag here

I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats

before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:

https://archive.is/CW9dh

https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904

https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010

https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html

and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631

KRIS CHANG THREAD #44

PREVIOUS THREAD ALMOST AT MAX:

>>741485

Chris STILL holds out hope for the merge going down. Some fags on Twitter are trying to convince Chris to consider going on the Dr. Phil show but Chris seems to be listening to his tard handler on this one and is preferring the advice of a furry OC made by a CPA.

-How long before Barb dies?

-Will Chris ever suck a cock?

-When will Chris realize nobody can see his tweets?

-Will Chris be allowed to attend the final Bronycon?

-How will he handle the show ending despite claiming that the actual downies from MLP:FIM told him it would continue for 5 more seasons?

-Will Lukas the tranny ever re-emerge to regale us with more tales of Chris?

-How many posts before d5caf3 (75) shows up to screech relentlessly about how Chris is worse than Satan?

Helo

is this polis?

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nooooooooo

wtf i dieded :(((((

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Nicholas Hazelbaker/ Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #14)

>>605459

Aero's been sort of silent after someone on the foxdickfarms posted evidence of him molesting an underage on discord. He's moved out of his mom's house and now lives with some tranny named hoverduck(https://steamcommunity.com/id/hoverduck).

Heather Feather?

Whatever happened to Heather Feather? She's my favorite content creator bar none. Really miss her videos.

And speaking of, anyone have an archive of her videos just in case? Downloading so many long videos is going to take a painfully long time.

Pic unrelated

wtf

wtfffffffffffffffffff why is polis so racist maybe i should quit my evil job and go become gommunist

How to get a girlfriend? I don't have an one

NEED GIRLFRIEND.

TELL ME A SOLUTION TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN A EASIER WAY.

I AM ASKING THIS BECAUSE IN INDIA IT IS VERY THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY REASON.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT GOOD ADVICE.

I WILL HAVE SEXY GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

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yes helo this is polis what is tha problym???

ITT: People you believe are cows other people don't care about

Read the title you stupid faggot

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Aydin Paladin (Rebekah Ford)

Last thread autosaging: >>432567

AYDIN LORE

>Autistic

>Jewish

>Bipolar Disorder

>Infertile

>Alcoholic

>Hardcore coalburner

>Faked suicide attempt at least two times

>Has GOTIS

>Posted julayers on cuckchan

>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality

>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather

>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)

>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny

>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.

>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)

>Was anorexic in high school

>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog

>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her

>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him

AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE

>Sold lingerie pics on her old paypig account

>had a viking funeral for her hamster

.

shalom

how do you do fellow white people, did you donate money to help Israel fight against Palestinian terrorists today?

t. goldberg shekelman

Catplant

Can't stop masturbating to her

r9cute / tranny shill / mental illness

>HRT Pusher

>Underage trannies

>Pedos

>Cutting

Literally the cancer that ruined /r9k/ and /pol/

David Sherratt, aka Shitratt, Davina, SpinosaurusKin and AlternativeFacts

You might not know it, but you're looking at genius here. A tactical internet warlord, a powerful schemer and a master of 24/7 operations. David Shittrat is the true mastermind behind Kraut's war with the alt-right that ended two massive communities and is a very smurt boy. Very, very smurt.

He started out internet career on something called "The Autism Forums" where he would talk about how he self-diagnosed himself and told stories about how he tried to fuck a lesbian despite knowing she didn't like men, how he would fight so much with his parents that they'd lock him out, and how everyone at school hated him because he was so strange. At 18, he officially joined the Men's Rights Movement and declared he would never, EVER give himself over to an icky girl who wanted to take his money. Shortly thereafter, he joined the YouTube Atheist movement at the height of it's popularity. When that bandwagon went into decline and GamerGate got popular, David decided to stand firmly against it, taking aim at people like Sargon of Akkad, major "GamerGate" figures and the so-called "Alt-Right." He built up a friendship with such exceptional individuals as HBomberGuy, Kevin Logan and Kristi Winters. This descent into obnoxious SJWism began when Lauren Southern didn't respond to his flirting (seriously) and soared into omega overdrive when David was a part of a scam charity

When Kraut and Tea began feuding with the Alt-Right, David recruited Kraut into a special server dedicated to "taking them down." This is where the story of Kraut's downfall that we all know and love began. Kraut trusted David immensely despite despising him for months prior to this. David is responsible for much of the planning and tactics used by Kraut and his allies, which is why they all failed so horribly. Despite his constant, massive failures and self-sabotages, Kraut is still working with Davina to this day and many of his newer videos credit him as a "researcher." So if you're wondering why the researching in Kraut's videos is so bad, it's because this idiot is in charge.

That's all just the bare basics of it. There's so much more. M.etokur did a two-hour stream on this numbskull. Even Kevin Logan disavowed him. He's a disaster of a human and definitely deserves a thread here.

Nicholas J Fuentes

Nick Fuentes is an ironybro associate from Chicago who first achieved his notoriety when appearing at Charlottesville. Throughout his "career", Fuentes is known for being the ultimate e-grifter, julaying paypigs from 4/pol/ by jumping on whatever is popular on it. From Ron Paul style libertarianism, to unironic magapeding, to (most recently) Yang Gang shilling, Fuentes is a whore for money. With no real job prospects, Fuentes has been reduced to live-streaming in his mother's basement to his small cult audience every weekday. Recently there has been trouble in paradise; Fuentes cancelled Friday call-in shows due to getting fucked with by callers and proceeded to delete his discord. This, combined with the self-destruction of the ironybros and the ever present threat of a shoah does not bode well for poor Nicholas.

Scottish Murmurs ASMR

I really enjoyed this, the closeup and accent is perfect

ALONE ON A FRIDAY?

God, you're pathetic.

CHRIS CHAN THREAD #43

Old thread hit limit:

>>709792

Chris is getting banned by the last remaining people online who weren’t trolls and had tolerated his presence and he’s now reduced to white knighting for a guy who’s had a decade-long reputation for creeping on underage girls at cons and spouting homophobic slurs.

-Is Barb a Highlander who will live forever?

-Will Chris’ creditors ever figure out a way to get their hands on his eBay money?

-Will Chris’ head explode when the Sonic Movie is released?

-Will Chris ever make his Twitter public again?

-Will an Idea Faggot ever get Chris’ attentions who wants to make him drop the tranny bullshit?

-How long before 0def44 shows up to shit up the thread by telling us 63 times to ignore Chris?

Britbongreturns/MrBTFO/Manlytears thread 47: Rise of JMAA Nation

```WELCOME TO THREAD 46``` - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

If you missed last season simply view it.

HISTORY

Thread #46: >>613531 (Archive: http://archive.fo/GaXDz)

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: http://archive.fo/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Supporting White Only ASMR Artists

Do you ever feel ashamed for watching non-white ASMR artists when theres beautiful Aryan women out there making great content? I like some Jew Pig Sharon Dubois myself, and latte, and ting ting. Some white women who are great would be Darya, old Darling but not so much new, Whispers Red, Scottish Murmurs, Rapunzel, Valeriya, Gentle Whispering. I just feel bad when I put on an Jew Pig Sharon Dubois scalp massage when shes brown. The gooks too, theyre both good at what they do but its supporting another race with your time.

/4chon/

Phantasm deserves his own thread. He's literally on a banner on 4chan.org. He's a cow that frequently posts on >>>/4chon/

Ironybros & Prince Hubris

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.

Source???

Anyone have the source for this? Apparently it's gibi making out with another girl.

Soulbrothabumbuh3 / Max "Macks" Field

Last one hit the bump limit >>298119

http://archive.is/LALBZ

Last thread we saw some info dredged up about Macks' old forum, CombustingHerpes, his past in the commentary community as PimpinFishtix, and got a glimpse into how pathetic his irl life really is.

Since then he's continuing to make self masturbatory cocks about Bitcoin and voice actors. A lot of drama's died down since nobody's cared enough to plagiarize him lately.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=GgyjHnZjnx8

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Df2FyQHswSA

Macks:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0BNMeyXj5EtqrkIp6VpZFQ

https://twitter.com/SoBroNo3

https://www.paypig.com/SoulBroNo3

http://www.cinematography.com/index.php?showuser=69465

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur35659275/

https://www.castingcall.club/m/soulbrothanumbuh1

https://soundcloud.com/soulbrono3

https://sbn3.bandcamp.com/

https://www.youtube.com/user/SoulBrothaNumbuh4

https://www.smashcast.tv/SoulBroNo3

What's been more interesting as of last thread was Macks' cast of supporting characters. Let's run down the list of everyone.

Jason "Mild Cheddar" Vilchez

Former YouTube Pooper who now makes the most tryhard comic of all time called Garage Band. Known for fighting with Benthelooney, though he's acknowledged the thread and said he made up with Ben. White knighted Macks on KF. Admitted to being a literal special ed student.

Relevant Links:

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-13833.0-13861.6

Nick "OMGTSN" Smalley

Another YTPer and pedophile who threatened to beat up a minor if she didn't fuck him. All traces of this have been scrubbed from the internet but circumstantial evidence suggests it happened. Still appears in SoBro's videos.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-11349.0-11423.100

https://twitter.com/omgtsn

https://www.youtube.com/omgtsn

https://soundcloud.com/omgtsn

https://www.facebook.com/smalley47

Moss

Twitter bitch boy who brags about being blocked by Psychicpebbles and whines about everything being racist. Carbon copy of Macks at this point.

https://www.facebook.com/torby.davis

https://twitter.com/theinternetmoss

Dreux Ferrano Jr. / DruoxTheShredder

Failed voice actor, unfunny comedian, anime dubber, fat. Has 24k subscribers but videos average 200 views. Whiteknights Macks.

https://www.youtube.com/user/DruoxTheShredder/

https://twitter.com/durawks

https://www.linkedin.com/in/dreux-ferrano-jr-7b428721

http://www.voiceoveruniverse.com/profile/DreuxFerranoJr

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4675253/

https://soundcloud.com/dreux-ferrano-jr

https://www.instagram.com/durawkz/

Other characters tangentially related include:

Hbomberguy who made a video and a tweet in support of Macks

https://8ch.net/cow/res/320129.html

Clay Claymore, some kid who makes shit videos on the cartoon community and sucks Macks off 24/7 (his Twitter has since been suspended)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNUaZV8G_9ntqql0_lgFkTw

NefariousBanana, some socialist furry

https://twitter.com/NefariousBanana

Oliviathe3rd / Etanthe3rd / MixMasterOlivia was thought to be a major target too but he showed up in the last thread to dish out some deets on Macks. Apparently they don't talk anymore.

http://archive.is/LALBZ#selection-25171.0-25307.404

And now a question I posit to you; how long until Macks gets #MeToo'd? He seems like the type to have more than a couple skeletons in his closet.

1488 GET

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4JbWSwUWew

The face of the Jew

Notice the face, never neglect it. You will realize that there will be a bunch of faggots here that will claim I am a kike shill. They are Collett shills. They are friends of jews.

fav feet

Which asmrtist has the nicest feet in your opinion?

NEW KIWI FARMS THREAD FAGGOTS

Anyone know why the website was down eealrier?

Heathered Effect

Another model doing ASMR

ASMR Mamá Susurros

the guy paid 200 dollars, would you do the same ?

Is this true, lads?

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What does /cow/ think about columbine69 aka "School Shooter"?

He's basically a twitter edgelord who is obsessed with school shootings (has written 20 shitty albums under the name School Shooter). He's obsessed with twitter and posts non-stop, having gathered a massive following of incels. He is a NEET college drop-out who has lived with his parents for 2 years shitting his pants and doing nothing but posting on twitter and making music. He's currently being sued (I think for copyright infringement) and so he constantly shills his shitty cassettes.

Twitter account: twitter dot com/edgytryhard

Stream: twitch dot tv/columbine69 (he streams daily at 4pm EST)

pic related, him

Lisa Hide thread

Lisa Hide thread http://wetmeets.com/lisahide

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Thread #3

Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.

Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.

>>>/cow/611005

>>>/cow/692410

CURRENT HAPPENINGS

>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him

>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts

>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.

>Mark is banned from twitter again

>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row

>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry

Nathan Larson

Nathan is a pedophile who is running for congress in Virginia. He has no job and lives with his mother, smoking weed and watching CP all day. He is open about his desires for impregnating his daughter (who is being raised by his ex wife's parents). He spent some time in prison for threatening to kill Obama.

His life is a trainwreck and we can all watch it happen. He runs several websites and usually posts under the name Leucosticte or Lysander.

https://www.incelocalypse.ru

https://www.propedofront.ru

https://www.nathania.ru

https://www.nathanlarson.ru/

https://www.kingswiki.ru/

Here's an article about him:

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/06/01/pedophile-white-supremacist-congressional-candidate/663215002/

young asmr girls

what are some good young girls who do asmr?

Creativecalm

Lucy (CreativeCalm) gives an 8chan shoutout in her latest video. I'm guessing everyone finished milking and fell asleep before they got to the credits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDhMEy1NU8&t=959s

How do we actually fuck some of these bitches

It's generally understood that people who do ASMR aren't right in the head. And it seems like ASMR is turning women into literal whores (or releasing the whore out of them). To me there are some clear psychological issues that can be attacked, but I haven't heard of anyone doing it yet. So how does one actually fuck an ASMRtits? Not a relationship (though you can put that type of advice in here).

Pls go easy I'm a /newfag/

Unintentional ASMR

Post your favorite unintentional non-ASMR channels. For me, Jared Taylor and his use of "huwhite" always gives me some tingles.

>inb4 BoB RoSS

Timbox Thread #9: It’s the fucking ninth one.

Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;

-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi

-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018

-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.

-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.

Links to more information on Timmy;

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.

Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page); https://8ch.net/cow/res/595614.html

Applemilk1988

Any idea what she's been up to?

Aftyn Rose

Share her videos faggots, you know she hates that.

http://dupose.com/aftynrose-asmr-reading-to-you-video/

gay discord ops

Hey lads, learned about a guy called Carl from my friend group basically he's chris-chan and I wanted you lads to take a look. A discord filled with furries, pedos and furry-pedos. He's known for being a basement dwelling 19 year old pedo who never leaves or showers and shits his pants on regular basis which his mother picks up form the pile of garbage he nestles himself in…also he has a roblox girlfriend who's 12 when they met: https://ghettogaggers.com/svbRvE7

FringeWizard/Smiley

He goes by the alias Smiley or 'Fringe Wizard' and ran an imageboard website called Fringechan.

Now, despite being connected to both imageboards and wizardry, Smiley actually refers to himself as a wizard in the traditional sense.

He believes in what he calls the "Astral planes" and follows numerous texts of Occult teachings, conspiracies, and fringe magic. This isn't just your everyday yogi or guru following a religion, no, Smiley is taking the most batshit insane paranormal practices and forming his entire life and site around it.

It gets worse (or better).

This is combined with the fact that he believes wholeheartedly in the internet ideology of "redpilling" and incorporates this with his teachings. However he isn't just taking the National Socialist ideas from it, he's buying all the extremist /pol/ memes from it as well and spews them throughout his posts as absolute fact.

Smiley will often refer to himself as "green-pilled" instead though because he felt the typical red-pill image was not enlightened.

He's an internet Nazi and a magician in real life. He hasn't given up any of his previous crazy beliefs, he's just expounded upon them.

Smiley knows very little about the world. Unlike Chris however it's not because he's exceptional, he deliberately refuses to because he cares little for the material world. And he also claims that he's trying to access the "akashic records" for all knowledge.

Smiley lost Fringechan due to him not paying for the host and moved to >>>/fringe/ . Fringechan was created again under new ownership(Aplam) who offered smiley the role of being a moderator in the board, smiley sperged and fought people who supported the idea of going to fringechan by calling them "shills". He got demoted from his mod role and sperged again in fringe's IRC.

Smiley is known for his many suicide attempt by hanging, cutting, and sometime "wizardy" operation. His latest wizard suicide was him trying to "duel" people using magic.

[8:56:17 PM] Fringe Wizard: I am alone in the woods right now and the fucking coyotes are somewhere to my left but they STILL won't attack and eat me.

I wonder how no one noticed this guy even though he had a thread in kiwifarms.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1462323576 (← him trying to kill himself)

https://youtu.be/ptWVe1DSM3U (← a video of him dancing)

https://www.youtube.com/user/FringeWizard

He frequents >>>/fringe/ and >>>/4chon/

email: FringeWizard@gmail.com

Ginny Whispers

Happy Birthday Ginny!

Quite Sprite ASMR leaked nudes

http://dupose.com/quiet-sprite-asmr-nudes-leaked/

I really feel this needs its own thread.

These photos were taken from an undisclosed Tumblr account from "several years ago" (at least that is what I've read). I went on her YouTube page, she seems completely oblivious to the leaks as of right now.

I wasn't expecting to ever seen nudes of her. I must say I'm shocked but not surprised.

Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath Inteviewed

Our favorite Laotian-descent Neo-Nazi necrophile has been interviewed for the first time:

https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/episodes/lindsay-souvannarath-2

For those of you out in Rio Rhinelander:

>appears to have grown up relatively wealthy

>extracurricular activities include RPG clubs, school theater, et cetera

>attended Coe College for creative writing

>a former mod of TwilightSucks under the name BlondeGuardian

>developed a Nazi fetish as far back as 2007

>necrophiliac who loved to depict herself fucking corpses and writing necrophile erotica

>was banned from Deviantart for anti-LGBT comic

>befriended numerous edgelords, including Slavros, Torture-Device and some tumblrites who helped her hatch the planned massacre

>disliked by fellow Fascists. Lindsay was involved romantically with the IronMarch owner Alexander Slavros (Alisher Mukhitdinov). Despite the fact the love was wholly unrequited, Slavros played along for a ruse.

>An IronMarch user notified Lindsay that Slavros planned to break up with her during a Skype group call; she was hysterical. She contemplated (possibly threatened Slavros with) suicide. The separation left Lindsay irreparably damaged

Report the swine- Sophie Fucking Michelle

This is not your waifu. She is a money-grabbing bitch that preaches hypocrisy. This twat was stupid enough to go on this morning and tell them how she makes £60k a year and how she was close to giving up at 30k subs as her channel was 'going nowhere' and has now made a right cock of herself on twitter, again proving she is only in it for the money. Making herself look the victim once again after being called out by creepy jeepy, saying she makes videos to fund her degree (which is a shitty acting course that finishes in a few months). FUCK OFF SOPHIE. Pls report the shit out of her. Thank you.

Remove Kabab ASMR = Best. ASMR. Ever.

Sk sk sk sk sk sk sk sk sk

Now with Fashwave!

Robert Wayne Stiles aka Natalie Stiles aka Rotten Robby

What happened to our favorite lolcow?