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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Brittany Venti: New Boyfriend Adventures

Regarding her Paypigs:

>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.

>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her

But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

>so desperate to replace 4chad she starts dating one of her paypigs and he spergs out in the thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

link to old threads:

>>773507

>>605183

Jinx Camgirl

New thread

Is this just kiwi farms?

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.

Soe ASMR aka Dude That's Lewd ASMR

Im a newfag and I keep seeing Soe posted around here. Does anyone have an archive of her? There are only like two videos of her floating around on Jewtube

CC mad because of asmr

https://crystal.cafe/b/res/35035.html

This is how roastie looks when her smv drops because of literally anything. Similar reactions to guys buying sex dolls.

Yumi jimmi nudes

Anyone got vids?

psychetruth

everyone's favorite creepy sex cult is having a hard time on patreon. they have an open survey up on their patreon page, maybe help give them some suggestions like finally showing them titties or doing some erotic asmr

Audio Only ASMR

A thread for audio only channels. Many great creators are often overlooked because they lack sexy patreon photos, livestreaming, and merch. There are lots of creative and talented people making quality content that deserve some recognition. Post great audio only channels and let's show them some love. Instagram models not allowed.

Enjoy this wholesome prison camp roleplay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbcoNMKN5ZE

Ironybros & Prince Hubris

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 48: Short Men Can't Meme

Last thread hit bump limit, you know the drill.

Bonus Resources:

ED Article - https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Manlytears

Foxdick Thread - https://tinyurl.com/yyk42lan

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore. His idea of "trolling" is to tattle on other users and streamers to the mods and hope they get banned, and then when that backfires (as it usually does) he'll start screaming about how the mods/admins are 'unfair.'

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

If you missed last season simply view it.

HISTORY

Thread #47: >>814281 (Archive: http://archive.is/Gj9no)

Thread #46: >>613531 (Archive: http://archive.fo/GaXDz)

Thread #45: >>517411 (Archive: http://archive.fo/cZxiL)

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

ばかなんす

Anyone got more on this thot?

RIP ProJared

ProJared has been outed as cheating on his wife. He cheated on her with one of the GameGrump's ex-wifes. Now people are coming out of the woodwork posting screenshots of his Snapchats nudes he's sent to female fans. I'll try to dump as much as I can find.

YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS

>The dodgy, vulnerable fame of YouTube's child ASMR stars

< Right now, children are filming themselves chewing, whispering and tapping to give their adult audience an ASMR buzz. The Chinese government banned them, and PayPal blocked their payments, yet some still earn thousands. But at what cost?

http://archive.is/AEjr3

newfag board can't take the heat

sup /cow/. oldfag here

I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats

before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:

https://archive.is/CW9dh

https://8ch.net/v/res/4321904.html#q4321904

https://8ch.net/b/res/3088010.html#q3088010

https://8ch.net/mod.php?/operate/res/24862.html

and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in http://www.hitbox.tv/video/552631

ASMR Network

This girl is persistent, putting out a new video every day

Alexander Gordon Jahans #15 - ESOTERIC TIL I DIE edition

Also know as: Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans, Alasdair Jakes, Not the Farsh-nuke.

Jahans is an artificially testosterone-fuelled obese NEET cannibal fetishist who hilariously virtue signals about all the usual SJW shit in order to hide how disgusting he is from his non-existent audience and imaginary friends.

He has deleted much cocks, added some more and is intermittently creating and deleting still more. His primary vehicle since the shutdown of Tumblr Porn is using Twitter to retweet porn, S/M fetish shit and thirst on thots and camwhores.

The Four-Part Jahans Documentary:

The Sins of the Son https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-l15dW9JcE

An Englishman on Holiday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ekWgz3VYs

Jahanquisition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIPyoAilW_0

Boyfriend Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMtZCjtuYcQ

More Introductory Nectar

The Next Generation Revolutionaries: Alexander Jahans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRbFpps7_2Q

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRqQFxqw-I

Fashy Gainz EP10: Jahans Level Motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4otmzisxn8

Alexander Jahans: Diary of a madman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Esoteric Revelations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWIEana3jQM

Emperor Jahans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqABF-TNEEs

Alexander Jahans joins the Alt-Right: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcN0IWu7nXM

Discord Interviews with Jahans (2016) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KZH9heM454

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXcwRbDqblg

Jahans links

Blog and Fiction http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/

Twitter https://twitter.com/farshnuke

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) https://www.facebook.com/farshnuke

Facebook Fanpage https://www.facebook.com/AlexanderGordonJahans

Youtube channels

Main Channel https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke

paypig https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc7k2OmGmyu7Ny1kDTIgFvg

Alex Vents https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvdMxpvCCo1LA3kLlpf_xRg

Punditry https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hQX87BCRV8xMZ-OWk3rsw

Scripted Videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC36Bsgey3YwAqR6Gd88N_oA

Audiobooks https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNIHwG80mzrfNAb2XqhhV2w

Previous threads

1 http://archive.is/fRbw2 >>204028

2 http://archive.is/wpMkV >>228717

3 http://archive.is/gao1O >>241661

4 http://archive.is/AhHjl >>246909

5 http://archive.is/JsYNs >>251169

6 http://archive.is/lRHTp >>254319

7 http://archive.is/WQmng >>255913

8 http://archive.is/NwW0h >>257816

9 http://archive.is/gBhyn >>261757

10 http://archive.is/8oIv3 >>273135

11 http://archive.is/FwHSH >>279223

12 http://archive.is/MfpAH >>286948

13 (gone?) >>291971

14 http://archive.is/9Vzhm >>302988

15 http://archive.is/gbxlw >>228717

S'Arais/Tristan Anderson Thread 3: At least I can make fun of myself

Right, while I'm having the rare, fleeting moment of me actually being human, let me put these up here so I can't avoid them, and so I can't destroy them when I inevitably go back to my standard cyclical behavior.

Proceed to laugh at me and my autistic furshit while I have a moment of humanity.

I'm not the one who was constantly shilling 4chan on cuckchan, though. And I'll continue to defend Evolve (but not 2k's monetization and actions) to the death.

Oh well, at least I've found something that lets me comprehend reality a bit better.

If you really want to make use of my autistic mary-sue though, just ask and give me an idea, I'm sure we can collaborate on the damned thing and make it less autistic garbage, whilst still keeping to the general concept of the character and getting rid of the mary-sue bullshit cards and making it something more worthy of H.R. Geiger, H.P. Lovecraft, and John Carpenter.

Or don't, and continue to assume I ever thought i was a xeno IRL, that's cool and funny to me. It's all inevitable in the end, meaningless in the end, and all I can do is scream into the abyss.

Delusional gay interracial fart fetish porn enthusiast pleads on Youtube to star in gay fart porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

On this channel this black guy has uploaded videos almost daily where he pleads and begs for anyone to help him get into the gay fart fetish porn industry in videos starring white guys. He also rambles on about other weird ass, probably schizophrenic shit: "I have a fart fetish of white guys. Blonde hair guys smell like chicken cream, red hair guy's smell like buffalo BBQ cream, and dark hair guys to me smells like beef cream."

This guy is definitely a cow, but please don't go A-logging him. By all means go through his channel and gawk a bit (as I have and he truly is legit), but maybe there's some way we could help him out… I genuinely believe him that his life's ambition is for a white guy to fart on his face and maybe if this shit gets viral'ed his wishes will become realized.

Bambi is my stripper name

Look at all the (nobody) giving her money. Amber, come back to /asmr/ we promise to be good this time.

Timbox Thread #9: It’s the fucking ninth one.

Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;

-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi

-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018

-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.

-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.

Links to more information on Timmy;

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.

Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page); https://8ch.net/cow/res/595614.html

Cvnka's channel

This girl's voice sounds so monotone and deadpan but i enjoy it a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJWDSjVBrmIj5gDEZMtw3lQ

CWC breaking news

Old thread is around 10 posts from autosaging and this is big. So new thread

PREVIEW VIDEO ON NEW CWC DOCU.

MEAGAN CONFIRMED???

Erik "Tazman" Mokracek Thread

Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is someone who is below Chris-Chan levels of IQ. Erik "Tazman" Mokracek is a nostalgia fag who obsesses over children in children's cartoons that no one has heard of.

His major waifu is a one note character from an obscure 80's cartoon. He owns a fictional company called Classix which is his own Sonichu but unlike Sonichu he does not put any effort in actually making anything.

When he is not obsessing over his fictional company. The only thing he does online is act like a creepy pedophile who makes crappy art and videos which he calls masterpieces that feature he fetishes towards cartoon children and cartoon children shitting. He also sometimes likes to talk shit about his own sister behind the computer for no reason at all. His dox is available on the internet so he can easily baited and trolled.

AmIRight: http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/eriktazmokracek.shtml (Archive: http://archive.li/ir4nK)

DeviantArt: https://mollyhaleismyfriend.deviantart.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/VeB0S)

Encyclopedia Dramatica: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Erik_"Tazman"_Mokracek (Archive: http://archive.li/KXP9a)

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/AXtt7)

Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2239609/MGHSHour (Archive: http://archive.is/qGHCp)

LiveJournal: https://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=psxgameworld (Archive: http://archive.li/22s8S)

PhotoBucket: http://s32.photobucket.com/user/CowboyErik/profile (Archive: )

ProBoards: http://tazsnewforums.proboards.com/ (Archive: http://archive.li/2C1JZ)

Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:MGHSHour&diff=842333619&oldid=630317327 (Archive: http://archive.is/pFWLV)

Heh

>"asmrtists" claims to have """depression"""

James Charles

New York is full of shitty people and James is no exception, being the first male spokesmodel for cosmic brand "Covergirl", James Charles is an Americunt makeup artist and is a little cunt like basically every other human being nowadays. Like every other man nowadays, he has a girly like appearance. Openly being a homosexual faggot since 2012, he has a habit on hating straight people.

>Tati Westbrook Drama

Being the egotistical little shit who get's into to much drama, it's no surprised he'd get into a situation that could damage his career. Previously blindly promoting the little shit, Tati Westbrook made a 45 minute long documentary exposing James Charles as the little predatory faggot he really is

He has a kink for "converting" straight guys to pederasty, he uses his fame, money, power and everything he can do to either sodomize then or destroy their live hoods.

Because of this, James trumped ProJared for the most subscribers lost by more than 5 times in the same day .

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=PoVZg4KjRxU

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Thread #3

Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.

Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.

>>>/cow/611005

>>>/cow/692410

CURRENT HAPPENINGS

>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him

>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts

>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.

>Mark is banned from twitter again

>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row

>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry

Lens Licking / Close-up

This video gave me intense tingles and a solid erection even though the audio quality was lacking. Is anyone else into lens licking and close-up videos? I find that extreme close-up videos always give me the best tingles. Seeing a girl 3 feet away on top of her mic might sound "ear to ear", but there's no immersion. When the mic and cam are together and she has to visually lean in like she's really whispering in my ear, it always triggers my tingles. I think this is why I like Softly Galoshes and her cute feminine penis so much. Bekah is good with immersion. Close-up also feels more intimate. I find that most of my favorite saved videos are close-up. I do see how this could be a problem for some though because how would they be able to get their tits on camera? What do you think of in-your-face ASMR, anons?

The Underage ASMR Problem 2

Should underage kids doing sucking ASMR be removed from YouTube? So many 12 year olds are now following in ASMRtits footsteps and making videos such as sucking on mics, lollipops, etc. The comments are just a pedos paradise.

Self Head Scratching/Hair Play

Thread for self head scratching.

None of that waving their hands behind the camera bullshit

Little C

Here we go

Where is my Stephanie thread?

Lolcows in Pokémon community

Lol this guy is cringe af and do a lot of disgusting things in some of the streams

https://youtu.be/tf7bm2JU2lQ

Also he accuses any player better than he of using "hacks"

Sugar Boogerz / Lauren

She's a good girl

Shit Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Pajeets

Remember that poo in the loo who flooded /cow/ with spam because he couldn't get a girlfriend?

He just declared war on /pol/

Buckle up Buckaroos

Gibi ASMR

Why aren’t there any new Gibi threads on the front page of /asmr/?

What happened to Clover?

She is irrelevant now.

Jim's ASMR from the Heart

The Pen is mightier than the sword. When the pen cannot write, there is seriously a dangerous situation for society. By removing the ability for individuals to be heard. Humanity is left in a precarious position. People need a place to express themselves freely. It seems that few places on Earth are left for the expression of individuals. America's left. Perhaps a few more places. When the president of the United States of America needs to remind of the nations of the dangers that come from censorship. There is a big problem. This means that there already exists a problem. In the past there have been trials by the press, and Congress. Not too long ago Hollywood had a blacklist based on political viewpoint it did not require a conviction in court to be on that list. In fact when this particular pen was manufactured. There were hearings in American Congress to determined who was a Communist. These hearings are a sad part of the history of the United States. The Congressman McCarthy became Famous and a household name from these hearings. Many people that did not deserve to be blacklisted were hastily added to these lists. Entire families were refused work because of this. It is a shameful time in American history. A time I hope will not be repeated. writing in whatever color is available. Letting our freedom ring out loudly and clearly so as not to stifle the independence of our great nation is a fundamental right that Americans own! Taking ownership of our rights as citizens of this great nation is part of the national experience. It is a right not a privilege to be able to put words on paper, then share that paper with other people in our country. Even in other places around the globe that desperately need the freedom to be heard. It is not a right to have the opportunity to put your thoughts on paper and share them in many parts of the world. Those of us that do have the right, have a moral/ethical obligation to express these rights for those that don’t have the right. Many places on Earth only a privileged few speak out about their opinions. The majority is silenced. Giving these silenced members of humanity a place that they can write their political speech without fear, without penalty for having controversial views. Expression of controversial viewpoints are the most protected rights that Americans have. There are actual American battle flags with words. Words and wording such as “Don’t tread on me.” American soldiers had fought and died underneath these words. These days American soldiers still fight, and they still die. These rights remain rights because of their willingness sacrifices. These men and women are generally looked down on by the elitist mentality of some of the world's ultra wealthy individuals. Some of these folks that have accumulated more than most others will ever think to imagine to have. Some of these people control the ability period of the ordinary common man to communicate. When they have risen to the level that can actually stop those of different political opinions from expressing themselves, the temptation to do so must be incredibly enticing. Yet controlling a library in some cases the only library available comes of the certain amount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU1xA40em8Y

Please share, because Jim is being shadow banned everywhere.

The Slums of Elwood

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/

This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.

On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.

You've been granted the opportunity to have sex with an ASMRtist

Who is she?

>littlecloverwhispers

&gt;pic related

These two girls each set up an ASMR channel. Which one gets the most subs?

how big is cleavage a factor in success?

Quite Sprite ASMR leaked nudes

http://dupose.com/quiet-sprite-asmr-nudes-leaked/

I really feel this needs its own thread.

These photos were taken from an undisclosed Tumblr account from "several years ago" (at least that is what I've read). I went on her YouTube page, she seems completely oblivious to the leaks as of right now.

I wasn't expecting to ever seen nudes of her. I must say I'm shocked but not surprised.

Antiporn

Antiporn Red Pills

卐 - Jews and the Porn Industry

—————————-

> Nathan Abrams on Jews in the Porn Industry

http://www.jewishquarterly.org/issuearchive/articled325.html?articleid=38

> The Jewish Masters of Porn

http://jewishfaces.com/porn.html

> Pornography, sex slaves, prostitution… Why are these businesses dominated by Jews?

http://hugequestions.com/Eric/TFC/the_pornography_business.html

> Jewish Porn Star James Deen–“The Jews know we’re better than everyone else. That’s all that matters. It’s true. We’re the Chosen People. It’s a fact.”

https://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/the-jewish-porn-star-next-door/

> Interracial Porn Isn't Profitable

http://www.tradyouth.org/2015/02/interracial-porn-isnt-profitable/

>Jewish Professor of American History at Aberdeen University in UK, Prof. Nathan Abrams. He boasts that Jews were the driving force of the modern pornographic industry and that their motivation is in part to destroy Gentile morals.

http://davidduke.com/jewish-professor-boasts-of-jewish-pornography-used-as-a-weapon-against-gentiles/

Anti-Porn

>https://archive.is/bVdt6

> Neural Correlates of Sexual Cue Reactivity in Individuals with and without Compulsive Sexual Behaviours

http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0102419

> Brain Structure and Functional Connectivity Associated With Pornography Consumption

http://archpsyc.jamanetwork.com/article.aspx?articleid=1874574

> Brown University: Pornography

http://brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/sexual_health/sexuality/pornography.php

> The Social Costs of Pornography

http://www.internetsafety101.org/upload/file/Social%20Costs%20of%20Pornography%20Report.pdf

> The Effects of Pornography on Individuals,Marriage, Family and Community

http://www.scribd.com/doc/23930556/The-Effects-of-Pornography-on-Individuals-Marriage-Family-and-Community

> Porn, Novelty and the Coolidge Effect

http://yourbrainonporn.com/porn-novelty-and-the-coolidge-effect

> Porn Stars without Make-up: Death of the Illusion

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/33-startling-photos-of-pornstars-with-and-without-their-make#.dsYORdANA

> Physiological and Psychologica Effects of Modern Day Pornography

http://yourbrainonporn.com/physiological-and-psychological-effects-modern-day-pornography-2013

> Philip Zimbardo TED Talk: The Demise of Guys

http://www.ted.com/talks/zimchallenge

> Gary Wilson: The Great Porn Experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTD_itXrR6E [Open]

> Adolescent Brain Meets Highspeed Internet Porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvyejdlmKpE&feature=youtu.be [Open]

> Viewers of Pornography Have a Smaller Reward System

https://www.mpib-berlin.mpg.de/en/media/2014/06/viewers-of-pornography-have-a-smaller-reward-system

> Adult Film Performers Transmission and STI Prevelace

http://www.aidshealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Adult-film-poster-STD-Prevention-2014.pdf

> The Documented Effects of Pornography

http://forerunner.com/forerunner/X0388_Effects_of_Pornograp.html

Unintentional ASMR thread #2

Previous thread - https://archive.is/Ckrjc

delicate

she cute

fav feet

Which asmrtist has the nicest feet in your opinion?

Aydin Paladin (Rebekah Ford)

Last thread autosaging: >>432567

AYDIN LORE

>Autistic

>Jewish

>Bipolar Disorder

>Infertile

>Alcoholic

>Hardcore coalburner

>Faked suicide attempt at least two times

>Has GOTIS

>Posted julayers on cuckchan

>Likes loli porn, scat and bestiality

>Larps as a pagan and claims that Odin is her 45th great-grandfather

>Larps as a scientist (she has no publications)

>Doxed herself in a debate against Destiny

>Claims that Kraut gave her a neurodegenerative disease and that she is in a wheelchair since then.

>Compulsive Liar (lied about the wheelchair, her tits on cuckchan, her Jewish ancestry, her published research and so on. She also tried to erase her coalburning past from the internet)

>Was anorexic in high school

>Treats her people horribly. Treated the guy that ran her Discord in a way you wouldn’t treat a dog

>Started to cry when Kraut rejected her

>Mistreated her main contributor on the paypig and said horrible things to him

AYDIN SPECULATIVE LORE

>Sold lingerie pics on her old paypig account

>had a viking funeral for her hamster

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ASMR Maddy

This thot is pretty good at ASMR…

alwaysslightlysleepy ahead of her time

audio-only nsfw asmr easy money on patreon

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=15772662

https://www.patreon.com/MoshiASMR

https://www.patreon.com/BethyVA

RoseASMR

MUH FUCKING DICK

Ho Fo Sho

Giant dump for her giant dump

Meet Missy!

Melissa Bryan is an EPIC lolocow and drama queen who's been at this longer than a lot of you people have been alive! She spends all of her time trying to drum up business as a psychic medium but couldn't tell if she was on fire by the smell. She spends the rest of her time screeching about how de-stalkers are going after her. She's approaching her 100th podcast on Speaker where she has exactly four followers. I think she needs some love, don't you?

Lucy is back boys

She knows what kind of content gets views…

BBC ASMR

This is unexpectedly good . . . male asmr voices just give you those feels and tingles that a female couldn't. STRONG no homo

Brittany Venti: Herding her Paypigs that are completly obsessed with everything she does

Regarding her Paypigs:

>You will notice how it's always the same people that donate. Luna (one of her mods) posted her earnings in the last thread.

>He shows that streaming as a girl, basically means to completly julay a very tiny minority of Freaks that are completly obsessed with her

But tick tock … how long will the paypigs support Thots? What will happen, once the money runs out?

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into jcaesar187's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqLTOIwD6i8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDaMJxnD3D8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwk8ydIzjM

link to old thread:

>>605183

HAHA

I knew this girl was a total roastie when i saw her first video.

Post lewds and flame

Is anyone on her patreon?

Anything work it on there so far?

When you realize that most ASMR is just witchcraft

Why are you letting spells be cast on you desu?

ITT: People you believe are cows other people don't care about

Read the title you stupid faggot

ASMRuby

Did she have a mental breakdown or something?

she's still so beautiful wtf