Nerve Center

Terry A. Davis

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS - THE ULTIMATE, BLOOD SOAKED MEGA THREAD, FINAL EDITION

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Hot Josh Cocks as he Spergs About his Disintegrated Family

Huge Josh cocks today as he over-shares info about the total destruction of his family. It was triggered by Sam Ambreen, a Cow targeted by Josh. She has been sperging on Twitter about the new foxdick-doxing site. https://archive.fo/ibCWJ .

With his typical lack of discretion this has caused Josh to release massive cocks revealing all about the disintegration of his family and badmouthing his wealthy aunt. Cap left, source - https://archive.fo/j8Qsa .

He is also missing the point. I am pretty sure that his enemies realise that much of the damage is done. They intend now to do to the families of people like Ethan Ralph and Geth https://jefferybmoontalk.com/showthread.php?tid=11.

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #8)

Previous thread >>499354

Aero has been hoarding paypigs lately. He's currently spending all of his time sleeping, buying junk on Noppin and swindling money from dumb Discord trannies so he can afford it because his mom won't pay for his scrap metal addiction anymore.

As far as public-account cocks goes he's only doing art and occasional music, and even deleted his "weird side of YouTube" cocks and is replacing it with anime artwork.

Chris-Chan recent meltdown at #Toomanygames

Chris-Chan #Metoo saga coming soon?

>Convention security were forced to confront Chris-Chan after he started trying to grope/kiss the female Attendees

>Chris-Chan got into a Muslim praying pose as he tried to ignored attendees and security alike

>It been speculated and rumored for sometime Chris-Chan might become Muslim after showing interest in Islam

>People at the con ignored Chris-Chan until a jontron cosplayer called security again believing Chris-Chan was hurt or something

Could we see a sex offender saga coming soon? Or will Chris-Chan get arrested for trying to join Isis?

Lexi Poll ASMR

Alright guys, calm down. I know, she's the hottest asmr-ist.

Nature Flight

Interesting experiment: watch this video and measure exactly how far your dick crawls into your scrotum.

SJW FRANNIE'S COMING FOR YOUR GUNS

https://www.instagram.com/franwards/

Recon:

Half-dyke liberal pro-Antifa feminist soygirl at Mount Saint Mary Academy of Little Rock, Arkansas, with a brother who was a DL faggot and a school bully. Mother was writing love letters to students on the backs of drawings of particular male students. She likes the feeling of girls tongues in her pussy while she gets fucked in the ass. The girl's a textbook Social Jewstice Whore.

[DOX REDACTED]

Kari5 Thread #2 - I am ban you edition

>27 year old accomplished artist, only paralleled by the grandmaster CWC himself

>creates deep, thought-provoking cinematic masterpieces

>conjures unique and dynamic characters from her genius minds

>surrounded by a harem of adoring husbandos

>currently engaged in a passionate romance with the strapping young Shu Kurenai

Come and explore her glorious empire.

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

Previous Thread

https://archive.is/hRxXd

Momokun

I know moomookun is a cow, but is she a lol/cow/?

Ephemeral Rift thread

I know that he's a commie and a weirdo, but I can't help but like his ASMR videos.

Maple ASMR

shitskin tranny confirmed

Doxing Day! Josh Moon exposes the alleged CWC blackmailers

It has begun!

https://foxdickfarms.net/threads/joshua-wise-nathan-boyd-the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/

Request thread

Did your favorite ASMRtist private a video, delete all their videos because of creeps, or get flagged down before you could download your favorite video for yourself? Request it here!

Pelagea ASMR

She is not shy for close-ups, a dark eye beauty indeed.

Dobson #2

Old one reached the bump limit. Dobson's been busy bitching about Cuphead fans on twitter because he hates being reminded that the game's difficult for some reason.

Darya Lozhkina ASMR

How does the Hate Dungeon feel about her?

Did she had an old thread (can't find it anywhere)

TBQHF this video is the first one where i felt tingles in a long time.

Plus she looks like Amy Adams… that's always a plus.

Mysterious MrEnter Thread 2

Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.

Soe ASMR

what happened to her?

https://www.youngleak.com/soe-asmr/

Zachary Keith Hasbrouck

/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and nigger dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.

Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)

Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.

Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.

Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.

Main letterboxd account:

https://letterboxd.com/itskino/

Youtube account:

ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg

IMDb known accounts:

https://archive.is/1t9WP

https://archive.fo/EYOzy

Livejournal account:

http://archive.is/N7fJB

http://archive.is/dKz8X

http://archive.is/QczKZ

Reddit accounts (banned):

/u/half-bloodprince

/u/emmastonecantact

Previous thread hit bump limit: >>319092

Currently active at >>>/tv/1212561

Equilibrium ASMR "A Ginny Always Remembered Her"

Well, nothing new for her. but I guess that panic and borderline personality disorder is take's the told on her. and a lot of big issues just now. it seen's never gonna happens to equilibrium asmr. people are waiting for her new content. she make's a big lie on her statement on her video. at least i see All of her video's.

The remastered video quality colors are looks better to see it with you're own eye's.

I Love it with new remastered video high quality of TECHNICOLOR that person made.

now let's look back of ASMR she made wonderful video that made us with experience.

with her, She was going through a lot already, but her dream was to make it big on YouTube and just make content that made people happy and relaxed.

if people wanted sure you're own comment or post a pictures of her.

we would like to see it. just to keep for her Memories alive and well.

ASMR Mamá Susurros

M-mommy…

Catplant

Can't stop masturbating to her

TheOneLilium

HNGGGG

theASMRalpaca

There is more … Somewhere …

Rogers new Sugar Daddy

Well didn't take long for Roger to get a new Sugar Daddy.

Timbox Thread #5: Autistic sjw edition

Timbox Box Thread #5: Autistic Sjw Edition

Tim is still crying over his dead Asian bitch on DA, but when he isn't sperging over Ashi, he's drinking the Sjw Kool-Aid screaming how Trump and /cow/ are ruining his life (He's tied /cow/ to the Alt-right like a stupid autistic fuck). Tim's brothers and the Anytown guy still make little appearances with his brothers calling us blackies or some other racal slur (lol). DA is still Tim's little haven, but when he gets caught stealing other people's stuff, he cries like a bitch.

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

tumblr: https://projectdinosaursnstuff.tumblr.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

https://archive.is/tok3S (Thread #4 archived)

The Fighting Game Community

We had a thread on the fgc last year, and with all of the shit going on it's been a fucking ride this year:

>Capcom announces MvCI

>Game flops

>Capcucks are going out of their way to attack sites or sub-threads like /r Kappa with shit posts while Eventscrubs defends Capcom with one shitty article after another

>Guys in the SoCal fgc scene like Justin Wong, James Chen, and Filipino Champ make asses out of themselves defending Capcom

>SFV is still shit

>Namco announces Dragon Ball Fighter Z with Arcsys

>Then announces season passes and disc-locked cocks

> /r Kappa is still on suicide watch (lol)

>Despite sales, Tekken 7 came out as a shitty game, and it's first dlc is a fucking joke.

>Harada and Mike Murray flipped out on people who criticized them or Tekken and it's boring competitive scene (spoiler: The Koreans win 99% of the time)

>Arcsys announces a Tag game that uses Persona and BlazBlue

>It also uses RWBY, and Arcsys players are already dreading the RWBY fags ruining their scene

>The NRS scene is finally seeing how sjw cunts and ESPORZ scum like Richard Lewis are ruining their scene

>Richard Lewis is a dick to everyone, and blocks people on Twitter when he's triggered or doesn't get a big check for MUH ESPORZ

>No one plays Injustass 2 anymore because the game is shit

Other shit:

>Lowtiergod made some fat, sjw-cosplay bitch named Momokun upset when he said she was an ugly cow.

>He then made a video that shits all over her (it got removed from Youtube).

>He made some people realize Momokun is a horrible sjw-shitbag and a fat, ugly bitch

>Lowtiergod is still a faggot who jerks off to animal torture

>Cabbagepots finally told someone Gigamaidens is dead after getting ridiculed out of /v/

>Is now being a faggot on Twitter if he isn't pissing off communities like Capcom Unity, Eventscrubs, and SRK

Mike Ross got fed up with the fgc and ESPORZ, so he pretty much left Gootecks behind. Guys like Geoff the Hero and James Chen became Sjw cucks, and Marn is a confirmed sexual predator who threatened his female employees with their jobs if they didn't date and fuck him (He pretty much said this shit on a video with Ross and Gootecks). Smash players are still the Rapefugees of the fgc, and still ruin events with their autism (there's some drama over some faggy controller that makes older players sperg out).

Yet More Amew

FRESHER AMEW INBOUND

Previous Amew: >>105041

Michelle Perez

This one is a goldmine. This /cow/ makes moviebob look sane.

Digibro

Can we talk about this fucking retard?

>Kick your friend (mumkey) out of the procastinators show (which was part of his income)

>Mumkey tries to clear things by telling his version of the story on why he is not going to be in his shitty podcast

>Be sloppy at explaining the whole situation but tries to be mature and neutral in the whole thing

>Digibro loses his shit

>Namedrop the username of the person that is going to replace mumkey in the show he got kicked out of, who is supposedly digi best friend and has high anxiety but still didn't give enough of a shit to edit out of his video explaining how he is going to get replaced and shittalks mumkey

>Mumkey is the one that goes on a crusade in youtube comments and twitter about why you shouldn't harass his replacement, digi doesn't seem to care

>Gets pissed that mumkey doesn't want to do mumkey own podcast with him after that

>Digi Trashtalks some of mumkey fiends that had nothing to do with the whole thing, about how they are all trolls and how they harassed him and his best friend (which I remind you didn't mind to namedrop him)

tl;dr: Fire your friend, trashtalk him for trying to explain the situation, get offended that he is not going to work with you in his projects, namedrop your best friend with anxiety problems in the middle of a shitstorm, etc.

And that was months ago, I don't know what this retard has been doing lately but apparently he has been involved into more shit: https://youtu.be/50-VDQj465Q?t=2927

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his latest shenanigans?

The Shadman Hate Brigade

>be an artist who's drawn controversial cocks for years

>suddenly now he's a problem

>somehow get a trolling forum to reeeee about you

>BAN HIS TWITTER

>HE NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED

>ARREST ALL THE LOLICON

It's fine if you just dislike what he draws or just reasonably dislike him as a person, but this is just beyond overboard.

Unintentional ASMR

Post your favorite unintentional non-ASMR channels. For me, Jared Taylor and his use of "huwhite" always gives me some tingles.

>inb4 BoB RoSS

Meta Thread

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‣ 8archive is NOT being fixed. You can test it at https://beta.8archive.moe. I consider it our most important asset, so I'll continue to badger its handlers.

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Fifi Blyad aka ValeriyaASMR

https://youtu.be/ibIXj_nvGoo

BE CALM WITH BECCA

She posted another bikini haul guys!

Eating videos are ruining ASMR

Let's talk about "mukbang" or eating videos. Eating videos are ruining the ASMR community because they enable lazy content creators, just record yourself eating some food and boom, done.

How to get a girlfriend? I don't have an one

NEED GIRLFRIEND.

TELL ME A SOLUTION TO GET GIRLFRIEND IN A EASIER WAY.

I AM ASKING THIS BECAUSE IN INDIA IT IS VERY THUG TO GET GIRLFRIEND DUE TO FUCKING SOCIETY REASON.

I WILL GO OUT ONCE I GOT GOOD ADVICE.

I WILL HAVE SEXY GIRLFRIEND NOT JUST FOR SEX AND I WILL CARE, TALK AND SHARE TO HER. SHE WILL DO THE SAME THING TO ME.

Based Mods

Just Autosaged my thread >>126675 for no good reason.

gb2/pol/ if you have a problem with white dicks cumming for brown chicks.

Delicious brown girls

Brown girls do it better

RoseASMR

Truly a goddess in disguise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfc0ogRvPU

Goodnight moon

Previous thread >>115816

FINALLY PICTURES OF PPOMO'S FACE!

https://twitter.com/ppomodolii/status/992125692673310720

Asian ASMR only

I'm tired of wh*te girls shitting up the board with their sluttiness, this thread is for all Asian ASMR content creators.

Everybody's invited except anti-Asian people.

One of my favourite videos of Dana

>you will never marry Dana in her cute Hanbok

some weird gibi stuff

http://togina.blogspot.com/ ←– this is like a weird lesbian-esque type of thing

lol idek

sounds like her girl got cucked

Cyberdeamon531

OK, /cow/. We have another speedrun tranny at our hands. Meet Cyberdeamon531 who failed to speedrun classic Doom 100% for years, got banned from GDQ for wearing a MAGA hat and later from virtually everywhere on the Internet for being a disgusting pervert.

>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read >positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

from:

>Just more Twin-Headed desecration to start off the 2nd part of the stream, this time finally tearing it in half, and literally spitting all over it, smiling with glee at the betrayal of her most loyal and dedicated viewer. Fatigue sets in around the 10-hour mark, and she resorts to humping pillows and simulating masturbation (more on that later) for jollies… By this point, the run is going so badly that even one of the site staff members enters the stream to make fun of it. Cyber responds in turn by gleefully revealing her detailed masturbation charts, over 2 years of daily totals, and reveals payment plans should her viewers wish to "partake" in the chart's ongoing construction. The staffer seems rather worried by this self-exposure, and understandably leaves immediately.

>By this point in the night (or morning, as the case was), Cyber's groggy state led to her being exposed in her own right. While fumbling for an analogy about why she wasn't winning the game, she decided to begin flipping coins. Sadly for her, her technique is objectively wrong, flipping the coin with her index finger as opposed to her thumb, like every other person in the world. In typical Cyberdemon fashion, she doubles down, and insists every member of chat is in the wrong, berating them for close to half an hour. Never one to back down, Cyber proceeds to literally masturbate on stream in order to somehow prove a point.

>The lowest ebb was yet to come, as while in a fervent haste to read positive comments, she mistakes a comment as backing her up, and reacts by pulling out her dildo and "fucking the chat" in the ass. Unprecedented exposure, and one she'll likely never live down. Indeed, it seemed to have sapped her energy (despite using numerous Catalyst Gaming Mints for energy boosts), and she soon slumped into semi-consciousness on her bed. The inevitable happened around 20 1/2 hours in, and she fell asleep, and indeed fell off her bed, leading to a very odd sleeping angle. After numerous startled wakeups, more collapses, a declaration that "this is epic" and pained moans, she eventually collapsed onto her PS2's reset button, and turned the stream off after 21 hours.

from https://archive.fo/BfDq1

recent meltdown over getting banned from /v/:

https://archive.li/c1rOU

twatter:

https://twitter.com/pizzaparty531

Steemit:

https://via.hypothes.is/https://steemit.com/@cyberdemon531

Thought slime

Oh this one needs to be julayed!He thinks that Antifa are good guys and will diminish and dismiss any and all bad things they do. He deletes the comments of people who disagrees with him faster than Kristi Winters.

He even thinks that Sargon is a conservative. if you can call Sargon that then you must be really far to the left.

RIP cumskins

Discuss this video.

Gimli ASMR (aka Gina Lupica)

stale: >>119520

Let me educate you guys about Parasocial Relationships / Parasocial Interactions:

> PSI is described as an illusionary experience, such that media audiences interact with personas (e.g., talk show host, celebrities, characters) as if they are engaged in a reciprocal relationship with them, and feel as though a mediated other is talking directly to them. PSI can be developed to the point where media audiences begin to view the mediated others as "real friends".

> Parasocial relationships are one-sided relationships, where one person extends emotional energy, interest and time, and the other party, the persona, is completely unaware of the other’s existence. Parasocial relationships are most common with celebrities, organizations (such as sports teams) or television stars.

> Parasocial relationships expand the social network in a way that negates the chance of rejection and empowers individuals to model and identify with individuals of their choosing who naturally elicit an empathic response. For some, the one sided nature of the relationship is a relief from strained complementary relationships in their real life. Parasocial relationships are cultivated by the media to resemble face-to-face relationships.

The youtuber/streamer girls are basically psychology majors. They mentally take advantage of their sad users. Dude has a pathetic desk job, and almost hates life. No one talked to him at work, no one talked to him at lunch, and now he's home. He logs in and some beautiful girl just screamed his name and is over the top excited to see him. She's the first one to ask how his day was. She's the only one who seems to care. Anyone who thinks they can just show tits on cam and make 50K a year is a damn fool. You gotta play mental games with these guys. You have to do contests, promotions, have a leaderboard of your favorite users, etc, etc, ETC.

This is what Gibi is a natural at.

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 44: TransitioningBong is Not a Hobby Edition

Britbong seems to be at the lowest point in his "career", barely breaking 150 views anymore. He has to wear sunglasses to hide the fact he cries all day... Is this the end of transitioningBong?

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/ (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/A4j5Z6w

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

https://pewtube.com/user/britbongreturns/3q1JC5g

Previous threads

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Thread #39: >>379634 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Nb9S9)

Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Bright Greyfu

Behold the perfect ASMRtist

>no fashion hauls

>no slutty camwhoring

>no slutty offline pics

>no coalburning

If anyone knows Elsie-chan, please tell her anonymous is in love with her.

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp

Last thread >>492943

New cocks are arriving so you can ignore/mute Chijo's attention whoring.

Aero is currently building his new chan imageboard 9800chan and is in a romantic relationship with segfault. He's also buying more expensive junk on Noppin and was allegedly raped (according to him) by a former enabler of his who showed up to his house the day after he was DOXed by /cow/. The alleged rapist is currently happy to answer any questions you might have, so if you're interested in that add him Von#7777

Discord: aeromatic#0001

Rizon: #9800chan

https://twitter.com/aero0879

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBqM1esJEqGpKyFQb4f-zBw

New Cloveress

Time to start over, past is the past. What is next?

Seafoam Kitten

Seafoam: Autistic Fidget Toys Edition

MovieBob Thread

Haven't had one of these in a while…

Basically, Bob is pretty much in full self destruct mode ever since Trump won the election. Every day he goes off on massive genocidal Twitter rants about how people who think differently to him should all be killed so that America can move toward his idea of a progressive utopia. It's getting to the point where even the SJWs are turned off, with Susan Arendt (Bob's former Escapist editor and noted massive SJW herself) publicly criticising him.

With Dobson being banned from Twitter for saying Trump needs to kill himself, I figure we can get this fucker banned, at least temporarily. Then we'll really see some shit

why do these thots keep insisting that ear eating isn't a sexual thing?

Surely nobody actually believes this? Surely everybody understands the only reason why men watch women lick 3dios but not men lick 3dios is because it's an inherently sexual thing and it would be gay to let another man lick your ears?

Gwen Gwiz

Gwen "I don't use my tits for views" Gwiz is the best asmrtist. I love her for her quality content and definitely not because every second video is a saggy tit bikini haul

Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard #14: "lol pedo satanist" edition

PREVIOUS THREAD (#13)

>>282400

https://archive.is/sUQI3

NEW TO THE RIDE?

Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!

https://pastebin.com/XxLm69Uv

https://archive.is/jL5KY

PREVIOUSLY

Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

https://pastebin.com/9R3TPM8b

https://archive.is/btY3L

LINKS

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

http://lily-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account)

https://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.)

https://www.paypig.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

https://www.youtube.com/user/Ripsdowny/videos (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.)

http://stockholm.wikia.com/wiki/Stockholm_Wikia (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use archive.is to look through the archived pages)

https://www.blogger.com/profile/07653704687298343366

http://rather-vocalized-illusion.blogspot.com

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/JerryPeet

https://www.youtube.com/user/RVIGaming/videos

https://twitter.com/ValkyrStudios/with_replies

Jerry CAN be prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

While Jerry has come more out of shell and has admitted some really embarrassing and incriminating things without deleting them recently, precaution is still advised. If a new video is uploaded, try to convert it to a webm (low quality/res video is fine as its largely audio-based) or a streamable video. If all else fails, hooktube it. At least then he's only going to ever earn less than a cent from ad revenue even if 100 people click on it.

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, you can get the permalink move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. From there you can then easily archive it via archive.is. Be sure to also screencap.

http://www.dailymotion.com/Slanderousarchive (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jerry_Peet

https://lolcow[DOT]wiki/wiki/Jerry_Peet (foxdicks wiki page on Jerry, probably your best shot for finding reference links)

Fast ASMR

So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

Metokur

Newfag here, why is he considered reddit now?

Angelica ASMR

FRESH ANGIE (SPEAKING FRENCH)

Las thread (110729.html) auto saged. Enjoy!

Hbomberguy

How long until this guy goes full Kraut and Tea?

Seriously, he went from troll to SJW YouTube commentator and now he makes videos trying to disprove memes like in the video

Also Hbomberguy thread

Zoe Quinn: ~Not a Girl~ Edition

Previous thread: >>206839 (http://archive.is/tkv6j)

When we last left Blowey Zoe T. Quinn (born Chelsea Van Valkenburg) she came out as ~not cis~, hopping directly onto the transtrender bandwagon, as well as claiming she got PTSD from GaymerGate harassment.

http://archive.is/lkEOK (PTSD Post)

http://archive.is/ZizaM (Gender Post)

On top of this she is now posting on new social media site "Mastadon" and trying to get in with the mods, presumably so that she could ban all people who make fun of her, which she didn't get to do back on twitter.

Twitter: @UnburntWitch

Tumblr: http://thezoequinn.tumblr.com/

Mastadon: https://mastodon.social/users/zoequinn

Vietcong Cutie [Elise ASMR]

New Elise Thread.

And new vid. very cute tbh

+

Confess your ASMR related sins, anons

Goblino squad discord drama

https://ghostbin.com/paste/u93ea

A collection of a-logs for the IBS crew are melting down because an autistic french tranny can't play world of warcraft with his internet friends.

AndreaASMR

Any fans of Andrea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzL5XLI3kSY

Rebecca Cohen

This woman is all kinds of Lonny tunes. Not only is she one of those Feminists that go ape shit when they see a woman who chooses to not be a Feminist. She thinks that anyone who isn't on the left is Stupid and evil.

Johnston Blackhorse: Furry Pedo Artist

Sorry if I'm shitposting. I just wanted to introduce this guy to /cow/ since I've never seen him mentioned here. He makes Shadman look respectable.

Name: Johnston Blackhorse

AKA: BAWK, R34ROX

furry/anime artist on probation for downloading CP and drawing loli

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bawk/

https://www.deviantart.com/johnstonblackhorse

> Around 4 years ago, his GF found his stash of anime/furry porn art on his PC, she threatens to report him to the Feds and dumps him. Thinking that his life is fucked now, he decides that he may as well go browsing for real CP on the net cuz he plans to become an hero anyway.

> Moron does get partyvan'd for the CP. Court determines that his cartoon porn stash wasn't illegal and he wouldn't have been arrested for it, but all that CP browsing he did is illegal. D'HOH!

> FF two years later and he gets out on Probation. Starts drawing loli again. PO visits and asks if he's been gud boy. Moron shows him the loli stuff he's been drawing. Moron goes back to prison again.

> FF another couple of years and he's let back out a second time under the restriction not to even look at any porn at all. Check out his blog and determine if he's been following the rules or not.

http://johnstonblackhorsetheoneandonly.blogspot.com/

So, does this guy qualify as cow-worthy?

who is this?

who is this? I see him posted everywhere on 8chan as the perfect encapsulation of /leftypol/, and it's kinda true lmao

Defining Real ASMR

One problem with the ASMR community is that it has become diluted over time. When it began, it was pure ASMR, but over time, became co-opted by the sex industry. Let's settle, once and for all, the difference between real ASMRtists and those who use ASMR to sell a sexual product for money. There are some that don't fit into either category, but I will get to those.

There are two sides to the ASMR community, and ASMRtists fit in either one of two categories. There are real ASMRtists, who make ASMR videos, and there are sex sellers who make sexual videos using the name of ASMR to make it seem more legitimate, but it's not ASMR.

Anyone who specializes in ear or microphone eating, or mouth sounds videos, is a sex seller, not an ASMRtist (Frivolous Fox is a well-known example).

Anyone who makes primarily fetish videos, is not an ASMRtist, but a sex seller (examples include Fairy Blossom and Lisa who used to be an actual ASMRtist).

Anyone who flaunts their sexuality in almost every video to get money is a sex seller, not an ASMRtist (eg. Palegea, Valeriyla or however the fuck she spells it, Hungry Lips. Cloveress and so many others).

There are some oddball others who don't make sex videos or ASMR videos, like Angelica. People like her make vlog or normal speaking videos, and use the name of ASMR to get a bigger audience.

There are those that straddle the fence between making legitimate ASMR videos and serving a different ultra-nerdy fanbase of geeks (such as Gibi). Girls like her make real ASMR when they feel like it, and make fan-service geek videos the rest of the time (dressing up as silly video game characters and other juvenile things).

But the real ASMRtists are people like Prim ASMR, Goodnight Moon and Moonglove (even though she's no longer active).

Feel free to list more ASMRtists in this thread, if you so wish, and tell us in which category you believe they belong in.

Either:

A) Actual ASMR

B) Sex Seller

C) Oddball

or ones that might straddle the fence.

DISCLAIMER: There are many who will cry "You can't decide what ASMR is; it's different for everyone! What's not ASMR to someone, might be to someone else!" These people are usually trying to justify their personal fetishes as ASMR either to deceive themselves or others.

MADISON'S EPIC THREAD OF EPICNESS

Move over Pelagea! The ASMR Community™ has a new model and she's not just any model. She's former PLAYBOY MODEL MADELON JEANNE CULLEN! Armed with a master's degree in psychology and 34DD tits, she rode the cock carousel in Las Vegas till getting knocked up and hitting the wall. Now, this sexy 32 year old milf is back in Tennessee, figuring her life out. She's knitting hats on Etsy, playing Fortnite on Twitch, and whispering in your ears and shit. Be sure to download everything while you can.

dumping in 3… 2… 1…

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 39: New OP Edition

https://gab.ai/Britbongreturns

https://stream.me/britbongreturns

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened.

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: https://britbong.com/girlfriend-application (https://archive.fo/XjgJe) Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past or if you have snapchat/instagram. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned troll.

Previous threads

Thread #38: >>357467 (Archive: https://archive.fo/9cBZq)

Thread #37: >>331112 (Archive: https://archive.fo/JXlnN)

Thread #36: >>318343 (Archive: https://archive.fo/iSeha)

Thread #35: >>310484 (Archive: https://archive.fo/srLgb)

Older: https://p.teknik.io/Simple/Csg9K

French Nip ASMR Fuyu a cute!

cute

CUTE!

Relax BO she's 21.

HAHA HE'S A NIGGER!

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Heather Feather

OLD: >>95860

Video N E V E R edition

1488 GET

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4JbWSwUWew

WhisperSweetie (The tits)

Anyone remember her?

One of the originals, content was shit but had a triumphant rack

Jewish Twitch Thot Glow

Randomly swiping through tinder and this came up

Carl Benjamin

I Iove Carl Benjamin aka Sargon of Akkad. His soft voice lets me melt away and makes me want to shove my hard cock in his tender mouth. I want to come into the room while he is lying in his bed, writing down his thoughts. Then I pull down my pants and show him my erect penis. Aroused he starts to move his pen down between his legs while I walk towards him. I join him in the bed. With a powerful thrust my cock speeds in his boipucci. 'AAAHHHH,' I scream and pull my penis out. Blood is starting to imbue the entire sheet. 'What is it?!' he screams. Only then he realizes what has happened. In my hard penis there was his pen, which he shoved in his soaking wet hole.