Nerve Center

4Chan User, Bianca Devins, Murdered By Boyfriend, Brandon Clark

If you haven’t heard of this name yet, then here it is. Alleged 4Chan user, Bianca Devins, was just murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She is said to have been murdered by her boyfriend, Brandon Clark. She was a resident living in the city of Utica, New York. Keep reading for more details.

Bianca Devins

Now if you don’t know this, then Bianca was a popular Instagrammer. She had over 35k followers and had the bio “fake internet girl”. She was allegedly a 4Chan user. For those of you who don’t know what 4Chan is, here you go. 4Chan is basically an imageboard website which was created by the famous hacker group, Anonymous. Or better known as Anon. Bianca was an active user of this website. She kept her social media account alive.

Dormin/Dorkmin/Msogg/Jacob Powell

Dormin (Real name Jacob 'Jake' Powell) is the owner of a discord server called The Archive.

The Archive is host to a myriad of degeneracy. Traps, faggots, pedos, furfaggots and ethots, all degeneracy under the sun happens on the Archive. Dormin spams invites for the server on halfchan r9k (and 8chan /furry/), Dormin seems to have ambition in making The Archive the premier 4chan discord under his control, this is stated as he has in the past, has launched raids on competing discord servers who are also advertising on r9k.

Dormin has been reported grooming underage girls on the archive and soliciting sexual images from said underage girls, one of which has been documented below.

He has drinking as well as mental health issues and has recounted on The Archive committing a potential felony with a firearm at 15 years old.

Dormin is an orbiter who rampantly blogposts himself to his tranny harem on The Archive while drunk, in his ranks, Dormin has recruited Pedophile furrys who have admitted to having sexual relations with underage minors. He solicits all the ethots in his Discord, underage or not, for sexual material, Dormin has reposted sexual images which he has solicited from women, which in his home state of California is Illegal.

The Archive which he owns allows child pornography to be posted and encourages it, he has stated (documented) that quote “yeah pedophiles arent normies so they can stay”

It is also rumored he is somewhat of a closet Bisexual, he claims to be in control of an E-Harem, a private discord full of trannies and e-thots (documented).

Dormin has treated the internet as a teenage girl treats her journal which is fitting since this is where he brags about grooming underage girls, solicits nudes from girls trannies and traps alike as he's sexually deranged. Even going so far as bragging about his mental health issues he's recounted these tales while sometimes brandishing a firearm he claims his police officer father owns. Or from his job as a security guard.

Dormin (Jacob Powell) is a degenerate committing degenerate acts, who hosts a forum of abject and abominable degeneracy, all sanctioned by him and his inner circle of sickos.


Name: Jacob Powell

Age: 18

Occupation: Security Guard

Marital Status: Single

Address: 10800 Oakton Way, Rancho Cordova, California 95742 (resides with father)

Religion: Jude ✡

Online accounts:

Discord: Dorkmin#9681


Reddit (lol):



Roblox: msogg

Twitter: @GGDormin, @msoGG


Snapchat: jake.1919


What think about this?

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition


Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads: (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

#asmr #pelagea


Puffin ASMR

What does your asmr archive look like?

Mine is a 500go file that auto update itself when a new vid of my girls comes out. Am I the king of the incels?

E-girl Bianca murdered by an orbiter

not really asmr related but still relevant


Have you herd the news of the recent 4chan happening?

Btw I saw the murder pic but I can't bring myself to save it to post it here. fuck.

>"Bianca Devins, a rising social media personality who amassed more than 30,000 followers on Instagram under the username @escty, has been trending on social media following reports of her murder. The 17-year-old egirl and 4Chan user was reportedly murdered by another 4chan user, who is believed to go by the name yesjuliet on Instagram."

Cloveress continues to be a mess

New Chris Chan thread : Final Bronycon Edition

Old thread is 2 posts away from bump limit:


The final Bronycon is approaching quickly, mere weeks away at this point. Chris has confirmed he has his ticket locked in for the weekend but also admits that his original plans to share a hotel room with friends (most likely Sarah and Steve, the fags who bought his Switch) fell through after they got sick of his bullshit and ghosted him after he ignored them.

How will it all go down? Will he molest someone in a public restroom? Will Hirtes actually show up as he claims to harrass Chris IRL? Will he sperg about the dimensional merge? Attack the creators of G5 MLP for ignoring his pleas to continue the show for 5 more seasons? During the closing ceromonies of the weekend will he lose it?

Post your predictions here gentlemen.


New thread, foxdick farms thread hit the bump limit:


Looks like a foxdick mod got doxxxxxxxxxed and now the faggots from the farms are here running damage control.

Mumkey Jones/Tyler Miller/Vincent The Atheist

‘’’Mumkey Jones: the new ProJared’’’

Earlier this month, Mumkey Jones (real name Tyler Miller) released a video where he admitted to cheating on his girlfriend of two years and tried to justify it by saying he was “in a bad place mentally” because his jewtube channel got removed. He also said that he had a drug addiction which he was taking care of and he and his gf were undergoing couples therapy.

Kind of a shitty thing to do, but at least he came clean about it, right?


It turns out that Tyler was being a dishonest prick. As Mrmetman’s video shows, this nigger spent the whole video either lying to the audience or telling half truths, leaving out information he knew would make his audience turn on him. Here’s a quick rundown of just some of the points made in the vid:

>Tyler’s main source of revenue wasn’t his jewtube channel, it was his paypig, which was making 2k a month at its peak.

>Tyler was never addicted to anything other than alcohol; he did acid with his sidehoe once and smoked THC from time to time but that’s it

>most fucked up of all, Tyler wasn’t just cheating on his girlfriend of 2 years with any random chick; he was dating a babyfur pedophile who called herself LiuTheKitty

Liu had previously been an emotionally abusive relationship with a fifteen year old named Dylan that she met on discord (because of course the babyfur uses discord). Admittedly, Tyler didn’t know that Liu had been in a relationship with an underage teen, but he did know that she was a degenerate furfag. So still, that’s fucked up.


Mrmeatman actually ‘’staged an interview with LiuTheKitty’’ where she talked about all the messed up shit he did while they were together. Here’s just some of the stuff that he did. While Liu might be a degenerate scumbag, that doesn’t make anything Tyler did less shitty.

>Tyler was a degenerate who loved getting tied up in bed. The first time him and Liu fucked, he got her to tie him to the bed while they were both tripping on acid.

>Tyler encouraged Liu to make a trip to his place in North Carolina. Liu didn’t have the money, so Tyler promised to pay for a train ticket to NC. This pennypinching nigger wouldn’t even pay for half the fair even though he was making a shitload on paypig.

>Tyler didn’t like condoms, so he fucked Liu when she came over to his place. Liu admitted that she was nervous that she might’ve gotten pregnant and Tyler responded by saying that she wouldn’t be allowed to leave him if she got pregnant.

>Tyler threatened to kill himself multiple times as a way to make her stay with him.

>After the two broke up, Tyler slid into her dms begging her to not fuck her new boyfriend like the pathetic beta male he really is.

He was actually messaging Liu while mrmeatman was interviewing her. Jesus tapdancing Christ, what a faggot.




A new life

Elise Asmr is now in Korea, would like to pursue studies for a PhD in applied linguistics

Jinx ASMR #3

New bread.


Social media addict, third-rate science fiction writer, open mic comedian, dimwitted #Resistard, fatass in denial, drunk, and literal cuck…

Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. If not there's some backstory to cover, but I'll do my best to bring you fine gents up to speed.

In his own words:

<Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Lucy is back boys

She knows what kind of content gets views…

Jinx Camgirl

New thread

Audio Only ASMR

A thread for audio only channels. Many great creators are often overlooked because they lack sexy patreon photos, livestreaming, and merch. There are lots of creative and talented people making quality content that deserve some recognition. Post great audio only channels and let's show them some love. Instagram models not allowed.

Enjoy this wholesome prison camp roleplay.

Lolcow Casualty List 2019

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison



David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis


Clairetato Hartley


Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro


I'm obsessed with some ebegger pls go after her: Super re-run edition

>Be Dominic Vanner

>A attic-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream and steal cocks from 4chan and other cocks creators.

>Spent last decade begging on 4chan

>Closet is full of women's clothes he orders online


>your gay lol

>Brobably something went wrong at birth :DDD

>have sex sweaty

Dominic my man this isn't healthy

All me lol:





Etika Thread

Actually what the fuck is going on with this retard, didn't see a thread talking about this, want the thoughts of /cow/.

Violetta ASMR

Another russian babe who makes some nice live streams

Trannies lolcow general

I know this board is now just about bloodsports or something hot and "new" that Jim or Josh said

But I want for some time a thread only about small trannies which are not relevant enough to have their unique thread, but have potential.

Drallasta for exemple deserve some special attention again.

pic is /trannypol/ mod than is part of cuckold and interracial discord servers

Post any tranny you see online who deserve to be here.

Lily Whispers

Can someone tell me what the fuck she is talking about?

"Life Update". Yeah, right. All she does is shill her shitty products. What a lying cunt.


I think it’s time for a new Gibi thread. She looks really fucking hot in her latest video.

Timbox Thread #9: It’s the fucking ninth one.

Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;

-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi

-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018

-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.

-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.

Links to more information on Timmy;


ED page:

Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.

Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page);

VidCon 2019

It's VidCon time, niggers! Is your whisper waifu going to VidCon this year? Erin kicks things off with her big announcement that she'll be a featured creator on this year's panel. (This is not a Goodnight Moon thread.) Post VidCon related faggotry and ASMRtit's announcements in this containment thread.

VidCon 2019: July 10-13 Anaheim Convention Center CA

The Underage ASMR Problem 3

*old thread about to hit bump limit*

Should underage kids doing sucking ASMR be removed from YouTube? So many 12 year olds are now following in ASMRtits footsteps and making videos such as sucking on mics, lollipops, etc. The comments are just a pedos paradise.

Lina joins the darkside

Lina Beana Unrated - more intimate, sensual, suggestive content:

Meta Thread

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Board Information for Oldfags

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4. #/cow/ on Rizon is the "official" IRC channel. enig closed #ncr because Donald Trump was elected. No, I don't understand that either.

Dude That's Lewd ASMR (aka Soe ASMR)

New thread

Anon oc!mCp1CQ6Z!dCYGZlfOrmW0NWpnNtsgZP1r8mx4z0xYxrLZ1xslA1M


Phantasm deserves his own thread. He's literally on a banner on He's a cow that frequently posts on >>>/4chon/

Catplant thread

Catplant, mentionning KKK in one of her recent vid.

thot of the year and defender of the white race !

I do not think she did not though about it, maybe for the lulz, idk.

13:50 time in the youtube vid

Nigel and Patrick

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course.

"I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. "

"If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course."

"As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course."

"I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. "

I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.

Ironybros &amp; Prince Hubris

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.

Bathtub ross thread

(Can't find any images of ross's face, so here's an image of the man who brought him to our attention) What happened to ross? Lets talk about ross.

Nicholas Hazelbaker/ Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #14)


Aero's been sort of silent after someone on the foxdickfarms posted evidence of him molesting an underage on discord. He's moved out of his mom's house and now lives with some tranny named hoverduck(

Vivi Alto la creatura

Anybody like her? She has a nice voice and serves as good fap material when needed.

Emanuelly Raquel

this girl awesome

Where’s the Peas and Pies?

Patreon kicked her out months ago so’s got nothing, and she dropped YouTube after losing advertising.

The stuff I have is good, but I’m looking for more.

Prim Anal ASMR


Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Thread #3

Previous thread reached bumplock, now including /v/ and their pedo movement known as gamergate because they whiteknight for this fat faggot.

Catch up on the lore of this fat fuck here.




>Mark fucked up a resetERA dig and alerted them of his presence, resulting in SJW faggots bullying him

>Gamergate mad that the UN is proposing making countries ban loli, one user has suicidal thoughts

>Mark once again goes on a massive banning spree, this time banning alternatives to /v/ because he can't stand on his own merits.

>Mark is banned from twitter again

>Gamergate accomplishes nothing of note for the 4th year in a row

>Unofficial gamergate leader Acidman outed as a furry

ambs ASMR

Does anyone have an ambs ASMR torrent? Our lord and savior Gyrus released them before when she would private all her videos seemingly every few months before coming back but he won't share it anymore since it came out she was underage in all of her videos except the last one she did before her current (most likely permanent) hiatus.

I stupidly downloaded a Gyrus torrent of hers before but ended up deleting them when she came back to save space because I assumed I could just get them from him again when she inevitably disappeared again in the future. Welp.

Where is my Stephanie thread?

Miscegenationist Fast ASMR


Weep for the future. Weep for us all.

1488 GET

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.

"The Greatest Story Never Told"

Zachary Keith Hasbrouck mk.II

Our favorite autistic hapa spends more time on /tv/ than ever before where his posts are now tagged "Zach" and threads anchored, instituting a zoo-like policy to observe the retard in his natural environment.

Previous thread >>375302


Did she have a mental breakdown or something?

she's still so beautiful wtf

Crazy Lilium

She said she's considering having kids. At first I thought I hope her fag doesn't shoot blanks but then I remembered she's a complete and utter lunatic. Either way, she just had another mental train wreck and she doxed herself. Show program.

Gibi Thread

What does her butt smell like?

Quinton Reviews - Crybaby Soyboy Reviewer who Rips People Off

Quinton got his start on YouTube by ripping other YouTubers off, but what sets Quinton apart from other trendies is how much of a douchebag he is towards his ideological opponents. Quinton is a huge crybaby, bully, coward, and autist that still lives with his mommy. Over the course of a few month he has….

>Inserted his politics into non-political videos

>Agreed with the MSM by calling PewDiePie a Nazi

>Wished death on his political opponents

>Got mad at PewDiePie for inviting a controversial figure on his show who was not really that controversial.

>Distorted the audio on purpose on one of the SOTY videos he went on just so people would not hear his bogus points.

>Went on EmpLemon's show only to cry himself to sleep

>Made an unfunny joke on JonTron 2 years late after JonTron apologized for his racist comments

>Defended MunduneMatt from "evil trolls" back when MunduneMatt was falseflagging videos

>Attacked his former fans on Twitter.

>Backstabbed one of his best friends on YouTube, Turkey Tom, for being mean to Enter despite being caught spamming comments about how Mr. Enter is a Comicsgate moron much prior.

>Attacked his fans or ideological opponents just to gain some monetary gain with the algorithm

ED Page:

Video about Quinton's time on EmpLemon's podcast:

Turkey Tom's video on him:

SOTY Rebuttal Video:

The Slums of Elwood

This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.

On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.

YouTube and Your Privacy

YouTube just added a new feature that I'm sure all ASMRtits will enjoy. Location markers! I only noticed this happening today. Not sure if it's automatic or by choice, but it's something you might want to be aware of. Facebook and Instagram have been doing this for years. I've only noticed it on a few videos so far.

Yes. A thread died for this.

Is this just kiwi farms?

This is foxdick farms 2: electric boogallo and yes I am severely autistic pls don't internet bully.


Anyone else download whole youtube channels and re upload them to their channel unlisted? Just in case they delete their channel. I download all videos then add them to a playlist that is also hidden.

Asmrbyfascutie - two girls, 1 binaural mic

>tfw her most popular video is when she's with her prettier and hotter friend

Hold her fams…

Rachel Tries ASMR

So I found this file (Rachel Tries ASMR [ASMR Gum Chewing] [mLbNlthCnsc]) in the vola several months ago. The girl is cute af and I wanted more but searching the channel name, video title, or video ID gets zero results. It appears to be from a deleted channel I've unfortunately never heard of beforehand and I've been waiting for something to pop up somewhere but nothing has.

Anyone have more on this girl or more of her videos?

Help me, Anon. You're my only hope

I'm looking for the anon who posted this screenshot of their ASMR archive. I also archive ASMR channels (over 400 GB worth so far) but ASMR Bubbles was one of the channels I was too late on, and they appear to have archived her. I managed to snag 7 of her videos re-uploaded to other channels but I don't know if that's all of them.

Anon, if you happen to see this, let me know. We could talk on here or we could move to ProtonMail or Discord or something. But I'd love to see what else you have.

ASMR Donuts

There was an ASMRtist called ASMR Donuts who was great but nuked her channel after a super short-lived ASMR career because autists on this board scared her off. I can't even remember what she looked like anymore, but I remember she was one of my new instant favorites. Did anyone ever manage to download anything of hers?

Lens Licking / Close-up

This video gave me intense tingles and a solid erection even though the audio quality was lacking. Is anyone else into lens licking and close-up videos? I find that extreme close-up videos always give me the best tingles. Seeing a girl 3 feet away on top of her mic might sound "ear to ear", but there's no immersion. When the mic and cam are together and she has to visually lean in like she's really whispering in my ear, it always triggers my tingles. I think this is why I like Softly Galoshes and her cute feminine penis so much. Bekah is good with immersion. Close-up also feels more intimate. I find that most of my favorite saved videos are close-up. I do see how this could be a problem for some though because how would they be able to get their tits on camera? What do you think of in-your-face ASMR, anons?

Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard #14: "lol pedo satanist" edition




Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!


Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

LINKS (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!) (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account) (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.) (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.) (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use to look through the archived pages)

Jerry CAN be prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

While Jerry has come more out of shell and has admitted some really embarrassing and incriminating things without deleting them recently, precaution is still advised. If a new video is uploaded, try to convert it to a webm (low quality/res video is fine as its largely audio-based) or a streamable video. If all else fails, hooktube it. At least then he's only going to ever earn less than a cent from ad revenue even if 100 people click on it.

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, you can get the permalink move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. From there you can then easily archive it via Be sure to also screencap. (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

https://lolcow[DOT]wiki/wiki/Jerry_Peet (foxdicks wiki page on Jerry, probably your best shot for finding reference links)

Return of Trout and Tears

The unofficial thread for the return of the reigning Queen of Internet Bloodsports, Trout and Tears

After being humiliated completely and utterly by everyone and conclusively proving himself to be unreliable and a liar, Kraut has decided to return to YouTube, attacking Moleman9000, Aydin and the Alt-Right. In the video, he claims he was a good boy who dindu nuffin and now he's going to restart his war on the "alt-right trolls" and fix everything.

Also, Kraut may be paying for view/like bots. So dig for evidence of that.


The once and future IBS Queen has finally returned. Now it's time to laugh as history repeats itself.

Dead ASMR youtubers

Post videos of ASMR whose creators don't live anymore

Sarah Jacobson/ therobotspa/ truemoodproductions

Sarah is a 21 year old, NEET in the barest sense of the word, nonbinary "youtuber". She makes vlogs that are rip offs of other equally shit youtubers, like shane dawson and jenna marbles, and calls them original. She feels the need to grab a fucking camera when leaving the house, because that's the most action packed part of her week. She brings toys that literally nobody remembers out with her in public, just begging for that sweet attention.

While already wasting precious cyberspace with her low effort videos, she makes a comic featuring a gay, underage, interracial relationship called Secrets At Blackpoint.

Any comment that isn't patting her ass or sucking her dick is considered "toxic" to her fanbase, and she goes on to REEEEEEE about it on her echo chamber of a twitter. Apparently, blocking all the haters is an accomplishment to her, and her merry band of spergs of a community. Then again, when one is as massive of a vagina as her, things like this matter. Any negative comments are attacked by her army of equally retarded and incompetent 12 year old fans. When you close yourself off in a bubble, with nothing but trash youtube, and kids as interaction, she has no understanding as to how the real world works, so imaginary internet points are important to her.

She tries her hardest to stay relevant by hopping along with now dead trends, such as 80's, vaporwave, lo-fi, and kidcore.

Because mommy and daddy stopped giving her handouts, she also spends a great portion of her time e-begging over paypal and paypig. She now lives in a 10x12 room with her dad, and her brainless mongrel of a rabbit. Wowee, look at how successful her job has gotten her. Living the dream, am I right?

Point is, I think we have a potential fat heifer ready for julaying.

fujoshi's wet dream of a comic ← this one is especially fun to fuck with, because you can make a burner account with 10 minute email, and wreak havoc.


e begging accounts ← buy her useless household shit ← get her shitty art on a shirt, sky's the limit when you don't give a fuck



bumblr ← pretty inactive, but exists anyway ← side blog, eye cancer inbound

reddit ← not as interesting, but exists anyway


God, you're pathetic.


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