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Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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If you could've saved an ASMRtist and make her your wife who would it be?

>starting a family with amy

>coming home from work to see her waiting with your kids

>eat dinner alone browsing the internet as they watch TV

>have sex after putting the kids to sleep

>waking up next to her warm body


Germans always show their true colors eventually


Can we talk about this fucking retard?

>Kick your friend (mumkey) out of the procastinators show (which was part of his income)

>Mumkey tries to clear things by telling his version of the story on why he is not going to be in his shitty podcast

>Be sloppy at explaining the whole situation but tries to be mature and neutral in the whole thing

>Digibro loses his shit

>Namedrop the username of the person that is going to replace mumkey in the show he got kicked out of, who is supposedly digi best friend and has high anxiety but still didn't give enough of a shit to edit out of his video explaining how he is going to get replaced and shittalks mumkey

>Mumkey is the one that goes on a crusade in youtube comments and twitter about why you shouldn't harass his replacement, digi doesn't seem to care

>Gets pissed that mumkey doesn't want to do mumkey own podcast with him after that

>Digi Trashtalks some of mumkey fiends that had nothing to do with the whole thing, about how they are all trolls and how they harassed him and his best friend (which I remind you didn't mind to namedrop him)

tl;dr: Fire your friend, trashtalk him for trying to explain the situation, get offended that he is not going to work with you in his projects, namedrop your best friend with anxiety problems in the middle of a shitstorm, etc.

And that was months ago, I don't know what this retard has been doing lately but apparently he has been involved into more shit:

Can someone give me a quick rundown on his latest shenanigans?

Jewish Thot Glow has crossed the whore Rubicon

Report the shit out of that video!

CWC: A E S T H E T I C edition

>>625592 is autosaging so here we go with a video.

ok which one of you fuckers did this?


Vice segment on ASMR and /asmr/


@ 24:33

Here is the (((Vice))) "journo's" twitter:

I will allow ONE thread for Guybi's dox and connections to scams like BH only. Shills for her get immediate b&. It's obvious she's connected to a lot of shady jew shit since she's the "face of ASMR."

AftynRose ASMR

Three ugly witches video is out.

Kill yourself, Homor/Alt-right e-celeb DOXED, isn’t even white

>Andrew Anglin is the public face of the Daily Stormer, a Nazi blog that openly called for another Holocaust and has urged Nazi skinheads to take up arms against Sargon.

>The SPLC is trying to sue him, but he is apparently not in the country, and most of his entourage is pseudonymous.

>One of the most vile among them goes by Eric Striker, who we’ve discovered is Joseph Jordan of Queens, NY.

>Most of what he writes for the Daily Stormer is targeted towards Sargon.

>He believes that everything from trade unions and the pornography industry are part of a vast Jewish conspiracy that he advocates solving through genocide.

>He lives in Flushing, Queens with his parents.

>Jordan was on Antifa’s radar for being a founding organizer of the Queens chapter of the Greek Nazi party Golden Dawn.

>At that time he was photographed at demonstrations and posting on Facebook as “Boseph Bordan” about the campaign by fellow Greek immigrants against them.

>Over the past few years, Jordan dropped clues on podcasts and forums that lead us to confirm he is Striker, one of the vilely anti-Semitic contributors and administrators to the Daily Stormer and the Right Stuff, and possibly still a flag waving member of the Golden Dawn.

>Jordan lives in Flushing Queens, with his parents, Mabel and Jose.


Other people were doxed in this as well, but they’re not (currently) worth the time. What else can we find on Joseph Jordan and how can we chase him offline?

Also, a big fuck you to Sargon for locking the previous thread. Fucking kike faggot nigger. Fuck you. Fuck

Mark Mann

Delicious julay waiting to be ejected.

If you remind him of his dead mom, he will ban you, if you post his nudes, he will also ban you.

If you call him a nintendo incel paypig, he will permaban you.

It's fucking amazing that someone with so much potential is left unjulayed.

Kiwifarms autism

It has gotten to the point to where foxdickfarms is not just as autistic as the people they target but ruining the act of laughing at cows for the rest of us

>Chris is OUR COW and only we can julay him!

>Null (site owner) is white knighting for Chris hard (he even came here on got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD)

>Him and his mods dox people who try to hurt his special little cow

>Site is a huge circle jerk where they think they are special and only they are allowed to laugh at people and in the "right way" by arbitrarily saying they are doing it more morally than other trolls

Brittany Venti Thread: New Information regarding her milking her pay pigs

link to old thread



>has a dedicated core following of beta orbiting paypigs

>you will quickly notice only the same names donating money to her

>her entire "business" revolves around julaying these cucks

>barely even does youtube videos anymore (which are just taken straight from her streams)

>her past streams are all hidden behind a paywall on gab

>discord also has a paywall, you have to provide her with yet another monthly wage to get one that

>her discord is ruled by a tyrannical furfaggot tranny (Luna) that will literally FINE you for completly arbitrary reasons

>yes, apparently she decided that the giant circlejerk that she created in her discord, is actually worthy of being julayed

>so she fines people to give her yet even more money, so they can stay in their friend simulation

You will just know how absolutely cancerous 4chan discords are. Now imagine being such a greedy whore that you actually monetize that shit.

Not even to mention the absolute inhuman reaction she had to getting 75,000+ in donations from a single guy. Compare her reaction to Jessica.

No wonder her boyfriend turned crazy, if Brittany can't even show genuine happyness about someone donating that huge sum of money to her.

Quick Rundown:

>be Brittany Venti

>basically a female basement-neckbeard NEET, who can't do anything except stream

>meet an attractive Aryan through HWNDU, who is WAY above her league

>bipolar, disgusting hoarder with cringy internet humor

>extremely jealous, ruined her bf's potential career (he had to quit college for her and isn't allowed to get a job, because she was so clingy)

>kept him as dependent on him as possible

>apartment is full of clothes she orders online, catpoop in her bed, doesn't clean anything, doesn't cook

>bf describes the time with her as the absolute lowest point in his life

>because she only eats takeout food and doesn't clean up, she even has a cockroach infestation (a cockroach appaered live on stream)

>think that it was smart to talk lies about her bf on the internet

>he goes into ralph's chat and reveals it all (the links are the recordings)


Hey anons I'll be willing to try to be your friend it will be a strict 1-on-1 friendship, I want the same thing as you, I do have a few expectations (it's most about the kind of friendship itself) though and I'm not sure if we can become friends, if you don't mind this don't hesitate to contact me, my email is

I'll explain to you how I feel about this in more detail when we have talked for a bit. I'm also curious if you have any expectations (just tell me per email). You surely not just want any friend if you could choose, you want some probably which you share hobbies with and which has a character similar to you, don't you? Maybe this doesn't sound like much, but I think it absolutely could meet that if you can meet mine and we could become good friends or whatever you had in mind when talking about friends. Email:

I'll reply as soon as I can to emails (even if this post is old, I'll still read my emails for it, it isn't just a throwaway.) Sorry for not being cow related.

Pastel a Cute

New Princess Pastel thread mein lieblings!! ♡♡♡

Previous: >>>/asmr/121058

( )_( )


How do we actually fuck some of these bitches

It's generally understood that people who do ASMR aren't right in the head. And it seems like ASMR is turning women into literal whores (or releasing the whore out of them). To me there are some clear psychological issues that can be attacked, but I haven't heard of anyone doing it yet. So how does one actually fuck an ASMRtits? Not a relationship (though you can put that type of advice in here).

Pls go easy I'm a /newfag/

Hungry Tits the Scammer

A bunch of guys decided to crowd fund Hungry Lips in order to get a custom video out of her.

She promised them this and that, spent a while delaying it and then produced the following piece of lazy garbage, effectively giving them a $800 YouTube video

Head shaving

Why am I seeing head shaving videos on pornhub lately? Some of them don't even feature nudity. And how long until this makes it to ASMR? Jibby shaving Sharon's head for Xmas?

Cartoon reviewing community

Quinton the soyboy


>SJW, feminists and soyboys still salty about Jontron wrongthink

>Jontron still a boogeyman in the ((youtube)) cartoon reviewing community

>Quinton can’t make a video without Lecturing his fan for toxic masculinity and problematic behaviors for making fun of the Irategamer in the past

>Quinton makes Mr enter look like a bodybuilder by compassions

What’s funnier literal faggots like Quinton of the cartoon review community will removed comments and disable ratings when people try to debate him. Can’t someone explain to me why and how the cartoon reviewer community making Mr enter looking less faggoty recently?

Gaming communities, Game companies, and Game Developers

Similar to thread >>290283, this one is more about the video game industry, developers, and gaming communities having their cow moments. Like the last few years, it hasn't been a great year for gaming:

Game Developers:

>Blizzard announced a mobile Diablo game instead of Diablo 4

<And they hired a fucking Chinese company known to rip them off, and throw in shit loads of microtransactions in their mobile games

>Everyone at Blizzcon was pissed, and people who played it said it's a soulless piece of trash

>Wyatt Chen, the guy who ruined Diablo 3 when he was in charge, attacked everyone who boo'd him at Blizzcon

>Blizzard hired Sjw writers and Sjw journalists to attack anyone who criticized their Diablo panel, saying the ones who didn't kiss Blizzard's ass are evil, toxic misogynists

>Everyone is seeing how the company is so out of fucking touch with its fans thanks to the Sjws and the like

>Because Destiny 2 is still tanking despite Forsaken "fixed" the game, Activision-Blizzard said they'll fix the game…by adding more microtransactions to the game.

Moba shit:

>Riot decides to have a panel about MUH DIVERSITY at Pax

<They hypocritically excluded white men at the panel and their event

>Everyone called them out, and it lead to a few Riot employees getting fired

>Riots gets slammed with racism and sexual harassment claims

>Lol is losing players because of Riot's Sjw shit, horrible character updates, and Tencent making everyone miserable.

>Riot went on full damage control in the last few months

>Dota is still losing players thanks to 7.00 and beyond

>Well known team Na'vi didn't even make it to TI, the biggest Dota tourney, and as a result, they kick out Dendi, one of the most "beloved" guys in the community

>Dendi is now a joke in a community

>Puppey, a Eurocuck proplayer, acts like a cunt in Dota events.

FGC/Community-related stuff

>With rumors of Capcom making a real MvC4 the SoCal FGC went full throttle with being apologists, attacking people for MvCI bashing

>Max makes one cock sucking video after another with Max hoping every game company will give him Youtube money and weed for being a kiss-ass, sjwcuck

>Geoff is still trying to ride on DSP's dick like the pathetic Sjwcuck bitch he is.

<Ross went on /r kappa to call the fgc out. Justin Wong and Chen were on suicide watch

<The Fgc now kisses every fighting company's ass even if Bamco does the same thing as Capcom (they announced Tira from Soul Calibur as day-one disc-locked cocks)

>Smash kiddies are killing and fucking with each other over new Smash Bros. reveals with some of them fucking with Wiki pages

<Sakurai is shaking his head in disappointment with the Smash community being this autistic over his new game

Let's try to keep posts about shit happening in gaming communities and developers/companies doing dumb shit like Blizzard and Capcom that's considered lulzy (this isn't a GG thread, so don't get retarded with that shit). We know Mark is a horrible faggot, Reddit is joke for video game stuff like Reset Era, and /v/ is a total shit hole now ruined by Redditors, goons, and creepy faggots.


>Fake Eagles Fan

>Spergs out all the time

>literally cries on camera over the Eagles losing

>Has had multiple incidents yelling at his father on camera

>Got made fun of on ESPN

>Constant drama with other sports fans

>Deletes videos time and time again

This faggot is a cow of possible massive proport9

Timbox Thread #8: The saga continues...

Its been over one year since the ending to Tim's wet dream and he's still bitching of the death of his waifu, and the madness only goes deeper…


ED page:

Tim's "Cwcki:"

Britbongreturns/Eggbong/Manlytears thread 46: Rejected For No Reason Edition

WELCOME TO THREAD 46 - "Rejected For No Reason Edition!"

Short Bio: Dominic "Britbong" Vanner is a soon to be 31 year old who has never had a job, never did schooling after high school and still lives with his parents. He streams every second day for 5-7 hours: a majority of this is now "banter" where he talks to himself and reads chat. After that he will play a couple hours of single player games. Repeated attacks by "stawlkers" have scared him from playing multiplayer games anymore.

He has Histrionic personality disorder and will seek attention in any manner including negative attention. His belief is that being annoying and creepy is "trolling" and will dismiss all negative feedback as "victims" of his trolling. He labels his stalkers "trolls" and has a dedicated army of 5-10 teen bronies and babyfurs who will defend him.

==/cow/Catch-up== (What you missed in the last thread)

>He got back from his Turkish vacation where he shared a bedroom with his parents and made numerous creep-shots of other guests.

>He claimed a photo that showed his ex girlfriend's shoulder as a child was "child porn" and actually contacted Discord's trust and safety council to report it.

>Showed his plushie collection on stream (Two alpacas, Mickey Mouse, and a cat that sings Christmas songs)

>Made three new youtube accounts.

>Played Roblox

>Brittany Venti laughed at him and asked her viewers if they would respect someone who jerks off with their mom's hair tie wrapped around their nuts.

>Watched Chaturbate with his stream and rebroadcast a man drilling a dildo up his ass.

>Got permanently banned 6 times from StreamLabs

>Announced he was rebranding to Eggbong

>Announced he wasnt rebranding and he'll always be Britbong (still streams under the username eggbong because he has no choice)

>Dressed up as a clown for Halloween to own an old man he stole a girl from in Second Life 4+ years ago.

>Left, protesting against their services, to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, complaining about their strict TOS to stream on Dlive

>Left Dlive, protesting about their lack of respect to stream on Mixer

>Left Mixer, due to them rejecting his partnership application to stream on

>Had less than 100 viewers

>Announced he was taking a break from streaming because Mixer refused to give him a partnership.


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Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 44: TransitioningBong is Not a Hobby Edition

Britbong seems to be at the lowest point in his "career", barely breaking 150 views anymore. He has to wear sunglasses to hide the fact he cries all day... Is this the end of transitioningBong? (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

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Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 43: Catfish Catcher Edition (work in progress)

Final call between manlet and catfish:

Final call between manlet and catfish (manlet edit):

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Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 42: Becoming The Meme Edition

>30 year old british NEET living in moms attic.

>Is 5'4", was never able to disprove this fact

>Earned himself a lifetime-ban from Youtube, Twitch, Twitter. Blames Internet-Illuminati.

>Was never invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>No future prospects of ever being invited to the Baited! Podcast.

>Eternal feud against all other Second Life Youtubers. Eternal feud against Commentary Community.

>Miraculously still has a fanbase. Notable members of BIDF (Britbong Internet Defense Force): JMAA "The Onion-Eating Cyclops", AlexJapanKid "The Ageplayer", Jammku "The Shame Of E-Sports" (RIP), Deplorable "The Lobotomized Sidekick"

<If you're a TRUE FAN, turn away now, or you'll be branded a FAKE FAN.

>Caught sexting with a tranny. Pretends it never happened. (

>Plays SL socially. Pretends he doesn't.

>He loves to banter. Don't make fun of him or he will report you. Don't use his footage or he will DMCA you. You did it to him so he is justified in doing so.

<Has already B,T,F,Oed you by you reading this. You mad.

>Got cucked twice by his own moderation team (Caroline went with Applechild, Summer went with Eggman).

>Doesn't believe in the concept of "male friends". Hunts down every female on his discord.

<Wouldn't have gone on Baited! even if he had been invited, anyways.

>Looking for a girl friend, please apply: ( Don't apply if 29+, black, you had a black bf in the past. Vagina is optional.

<Boyd tried to lick a girls tummy once. Please everyone, look at Boyd.

>Allegations of crossdressing.

<Stop stawlking him. You're obsessed and jealous.

>Earned himself 40+ threads, ~10 wordfilters on /cow/.

<If you made it this far, you already turned grεmlin.


Empty Hero - When JMAA Fugged TrapBong

The Family Cuck'Tendies - I'm Sorry Miss Vanner

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KoP thread #2: Homor won't save u

Let's get it on going again. An exceptional KoP thread

Eggbong/Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 45: Holiday Creepshot Edition

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alwaysslightlysleepy archive

Does anyone have her GWA archived and saved anywhere? I'm an idiot that kept prolonging downloading them.

newfag board can't take the heat

sup /cow/. oldfag here

I think /intl/ is, itself a cow. I guarantee that every single time they are fucked with, they will burst into treats

before agreeing with me, I present to you this evidence which you should peruse at your leisure:

and obviously scoots agrees in his stream thing from earlier, about three quarters in

Asian ASMR

Let's put all chinks, japs and gooks in one thread so the yellow fever won't spread to the rest of the board.

Suna hit 1 mil subs.

Ppomo got fucked by Jewtube algorithm.

ASMR YouTube Rewind 2018

I cut out the ASMR part for your convenience to save you from sitting through an 8 minute social justice infomercial. Vid related.

Congratulations ASMRtits. ASMR made it into this year's Rewind. Who is it? It's a bunch of gook gamers smacking tuning forks and gongs. It's some Vietnamese guy who plays first person shooters and can't even speak English and has less subs than Darling smacking a giant metal sphere with a fucking hammer. Then there's a trio of faggots that sneeze on a mic. Cut to next scene.


Not a single real ASMRtits to be found anywhere and their representation of the genre was totally wrong. If this mingles your tingles or leaves you feeling butt hurt, go smash the dislike. The ratio is looking beautiful so far. We're almost at a million dislikes. The comments are golden. Viewers are absolutely shitting all over YouTube in the comments for pushing their agenda.

The state of (((/asmr/)))

One question… why are you paying these roasties attention and not running them out of these fucking fads?

Maria is the perfect woman


Isabel Imagina-hnnngg

Come have a seat & discuss this ASMR smokeshow

Keroro Friends thread 2

Because last thread hit the bump limit it deserves new one.


Involved people






cocks to follow


A callout video from the man himself.


Another slut for the road

Seems very innocent, but a whore, i''m sure, lurks within

holly asmr tits

holly asmr posts clothing shit to her second channel now

Seafoam Kitten's ASMR

Just dropping a few customs. Tim and Justin you cucks!

MGTOW lulzcows

Raging Golden Eagle

>Proud sexual deviant weeb Who reviewed a sex doll on YouTube

>A MGTOW activists who campaign for men to fuck dolls

>Admits to flooding random boards with MGTOW shills that decry anti-MGTOW persecution

>not only Name dropping 8chan on his videos

>He demands 8chan implement down voting system for shadowbanning

>Might’ve moved to third world nations for underage prostitutes

Look at the comments on his sexdoll review video. It’s a goldmine for cringe and possible future lulzcows.

ready to...



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This general is for potential lolcows who both swing right and haven't earned a place in the catalog.


Moleman9000 / ResonX / Gabe Navarro

Registered Republican, autistic brother of Dave Navarro, and /cow/ alumnus infamous for his Nava-Verse “comics” and sperging the fuck out on several wikis. No longer enters our bullying lair.

Davis Aurini

A gay cowboy with a skull fetish who scammed gullible GamerGate people out of thousands of dollars and then got upset when people realized he wasn’t as good of a film maker as he thought he was. His two best/worst works are “Lust in the Time of Heartache” and “The Sarkeesian Effect”, er, sorry, I mean “Immersed in Subversion”.

Matt Forney

Human tub of lard “alpha” with a blog, who can’t stop listening to Peter Sotos or getting his Twitter gassed. Intimidated by Antifa faggots on videotape. Hangs out with the likes of “Sarkeesian Effect” creator and GamerGate sperg Davis M.J. Aurini.

Goyim Goddess / Sinead McCarthy

Sinead is a white nationalist, conspiracy theorist, and feminist that believes mesas are all that is left of trees, and that what we know of as trees in this day and age are actually frauds put there by das Juden. She is notable for her song parodies, which are a mixed bag in terms of quality, and for getting into a shouting match with Evalion and her “Autism Crew”

Glenn Beck

Glenn is a perpetually butthurt cuckservative who smothered Cheetos all over himself during a mental breakdown he had over Donald Trump while trying to look like he was “making fun” of Trump. Formerly hosting a radio show and a Fox News program. He is the target of mockery in just about every political circle ever, and is a living meme.


By posting in this thread, you pledge allegiance to the JIDF, SRS, SA, CTR, TRS, T_D, Antifa, /intl/, /leftypol/, and all future boogeymen. Praise Kek!

Seiphus Rivendale is a Dogfucker

Seiphius Rivendale is a dog fucker and his husky can be seen in these videos being forced to drink his piss.

It’s time for us to dox cashmoneyglock &amp; Ulfric

These are their associated accounts. Tl;dr they’re a bunch of anti-Trump shills and lowkey hate good guys like Nick Fuentes, from what I know. It is our duty as /cow/nogs to dox them and chase them offline.

Kill yourself, (((Hômôr))).


r9cute / tranny shill / mental illness

>HRT Pusher

>Underage trannies



Literally the cancer that ruined /r9k/ and /pol/

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Ethan Klein


>Married to a jew from Israel

>All Catholics are evil goym

>The police is an army of evil trained to kill

>John McCain was a good boy cuz he defended Obunga

>What's this? Youtube comments that disagree with me? Better delete them!

>First video in three months is an ad for his game

>You don't like my podcast? Fuck you goym, you are just a troll

>literally Reddit

H3H3 and Ethan thread

We have to dox cashmoneyglock &amp; Ulfric

These are their associated accounts. Tl;dr they’re a bunch of anti-Trump shills and lowkey hate good guys like Nick Fuentes, from what I know. It is our duty as /cow/nogs to dox them and chase them offline.

Kill yourself, (((Hômôr))).


Dox this Pajeet spammer

This pajeet spam 8chan /pol in numerous more times.

He spam with "I will be back because I want a girlfriend"

Dox him and find him.

We must try to find his parents.

MadThad gets out today


Will he revive his twitter and his youtube?

Did he learn his lesson from spending time in the slammer?

Will he go right back in after leaving a usb full of cp in the library?

or will he fade into gentle obscurity and never come back to the internet?

Lens Licking / Close-up

This video gave me intense tingles and a solid erection even though the audio quality was lacking. Is anyone else into lens licking and close-up videos? I find that extreme close-up videos always give me the best tingles. Seeing a girl 3 feet away on top of her mic might sound "ear to ear", but there's no immersion. When the mic and cam are together and she has to visually lean in like she's really whispering in my ear, it always triggers my tingles. I think this is why I like Softly Galoshes and her cute feminine penis so much. Bekah is good with immersion. Close-up also feels more intimate. I find that most of my favorite saved videos are close-up. I do see how this could be a problem for some though because how would they be able to get their tits on camera? What do you think of in-your-face ASMR, anons?

Chris Chan: Redux

Last thread is auto-saging

Currently the merge is supposed to happen, hope you guys are ready.

Goddess Angelina

Goddess Angelina announces upcoming asmr clip on twitter

Karuna Sotori ASMR

Her move to Patreon and doing erotic ASMR is a lucrative business and easy money.

Darya Lozhkina

Do we have a Darya thread? Now we do.

Totally non-sexual, totally not using her body for views. btw that wig really emphasizes how unattractive her face is. :0

S'Arais AKA Tristan Anderson thread 2

Autist has currently almost spammed the last one to death.

Here's the skinny: S'Arais is an extremely autistic vorefag, fat fetishist furry who can't stand when people make fun of him and refuses to take any advice whatsoever. He's gotten banned on several websites for several different reasons. He was recently banned from /v/ for acting like a sperg in their Doom threads.

He'll enter this thread and spam it just like he did the last one.

Ironybros &amp; Prince Hubris

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.


>Treats his fans/supporters like shit

>Can't code for shit

>doesn't spend as much time on him game as claims to do (shown by his twitch streams)

>Sperged out in front of the creator of SkullGirls after he had given him criticism on a past game project

>Has made made multiple posts on both 8chan and 4chan jerking himself off about how "uncucked" his game is

there's a bunch more things that this man has done but I'd say his a pretty noteworthy lolcow

ASMR's Thot 25 Tournament

Here is the tournament chart of where things currently stand:


The first four matches feature women who are in the elimination bracket, which means they already have one loss in this tournament. This is a double elimination tournament, so another loss for these women will eliminate them from the tournament for good. Very simple: the winner moves on; the loser is eliminated.


The women featured in the following four matches are still undefeated in this tournament. The winners of each match will advance to the Winners Semi-Finals; the losers will be dropped down to the elimination bracket, where they will face the survivors of Round 3 of that bracket.

Furry Watchdog

a nice site got posted about the sick fucks in the furry fandom.

Daniel P. Lyons

Dudes of all teenages, meet Daniel P. Lyons. This guy is a doozy, he's an adult, yet he acts like a kid. He is known to make a webseries known as "The Rodfellows", which is a half-assed ripoff of another webseries known as "The Bedfellows" and feels like something straight out of the creator of Greeny Phatom's ass, here is some of the episodes of this quote unquote "webcartoon"

Gi's Very Big Belly:

When Kids Get Mad:

The Chocolate Cookies:

But that's not all, he told someone on a public Google+ post that he jacks off to inflation fetish art and inserts his fatty fetishes into his webseries



FurAffinity (where he posts his fetish shit):

Discord: DLEDiscord#3736

neo nazi scum @ GAB

wow… GAB wants trump there. NO WAY.

pic related

does doing a kissing video make you a sellout

Jonathan "JY" "Female Ballsack" "Bonding over period stuff" Yaniv

Jonathan Yaniv is a pedophile tranny who recently achieved notoriety for suing 30 women for not waxing his lady nuts and therefore oppressing him and denying him his human right to smooth balls. A quick google search used to bring up pages of creepy chatlogs where he harassed fans of this one singer and creeped on people about what to do if he saw girls changing their tampons haha how awkward haha. Ever since his history of pedophilia and stalking came to light, he's been going into overdrive DMCAing everywhere that mentions him by name or hosts evidence of his fetishism. Rumor has it he dropped one of the suits after a lawyer threatened to use his old chatlogs as evidence.

Article from some random site that covers the basics:

Lily Whispers

Can someone tell me what the fuck she is talking about?

"Life Update". Yeah, right. All she does is shill her shitty products. What a lying cunt.