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INTERNET BLOODSPORTS - THE ULTIMATE, BLOOD SOAKED MEGA THREAD, FINAL EDITION

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∘9

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Nicholas Fedorov/Aeromatic/Foxworth/Stimp (Thread #10)

>>509612

Aero's thread has been dead for a month or so after he released a pastebin 'apology' for /cow/ but now things have slowly heated up again after he betrayed Chijo. Aside from that he's pretty much been doing the same shit he always does. Living w/ mom, buying dumb Japanese electronics/knickknacks and uploading MS Paint drawings.

Dobson #3

Previous thread hit bump limit >>287410

New anti-drumf comics made are attracting a new audience, and even more detractors. How long do you think this is going to last?

Hey Julie!

It doesn't get any fresher than this. Meet Julie. She made her first ASMR video today. Her quality is pretty decent from the start and she's SUPER CUTE! 1 subscriber and 11 views. 1 comment and… I THINK IT MIGHT BE JUNKS!!! Can we save her from the absolute pyro?!

Josh and 1776 Hosting

Someone posted the IP range and a really basic scan for 1776 hosting in the last nool thread.

>> https://8ch.net/cow/res/416324.html#q537627

The thread immediately got derailed by a fuck ton of Donny / Eddie gay porn crap and also pushed over the bump limit. Nothing to see here guys!

ALSO, Josh created a bunch of Donny Long gay porn sites and spammed threads about them into the catalog.

Josh lurves his hosting company. He's not at all sensitive. Sharing a classic picture of Josh he loves to say thanks for the gay porn.

We now have a way better technical dump on 1776 hosting over on JBMT. Thanks to our mystery moderator gel-aive for getting it started.

www.goatse.info

Its all ogre.. Delicate Raindrops

Press F to pay respects.

Kari/5/Serife Thread: Serife is a Kauffir

Old thread is eight bump limit, so here goes. It gets bombarded by Eddie Long autist anyway

Serife thread Six: Serife is a kauffir edition

Serife is a Known lulzy turkroach sperg who argues with 12 years olds over fictional characters. It Got banned from DeviantArt before for shitspewing with children than

This turkroach sucks at video, cries hacker when it is losing. Actually dumb enough to get PSN account hacked twice

This moustache sporting Turkroach is 28 years old in 24 septemper

<It's interests includes

BRETS DOLLS

CHINESE HOT WHEEL CAR KNOCKOFFS

UNDERAGE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

BEYBLADE

LITTLE BOYS

ALL THINGS HARAM

This sperg is the definition of autistic kid revs a bleyblade in distance and product of Turkroach incest.

Social crap for cocks mining

DeviantArt: https://kari5.deviantart.com/

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrNk3KbYHTl7mS5VLnTLAWA

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/serifemeryemisik

KH13 Account: http://kh13.com/forum/user/58976-serife-isik/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serifeisik/videos/all

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/serifemeryemisik/

dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/powerichigo

Petition: https://www.change.org/p/square-enix-petitons-to-square-enix-make-me-and-sora-as-a-canon-couple

FUN SERIFE ALIAS TURKROACH FACTS

>Overweight

>Serife is so retarded that parents don't want her to breed

>Is muslim and listens to haram, anime and video games

>Bathes three times a week

>Is a certified pedo

>Is /cow/'s personal mascot

>Coined the term GARGE BARGE

>Severe Autism

>Lied about epilepsy

CONFIRMED IP ADDRESS, SEND PACKETS

>87.49.146.238

Timbox Thread #7: The Autism Strikes Back

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/513100.html

After a Tim-wannabe (Why you'd want to be one i don't know) nearly locked the last thread, we're at number 7. But going back to Tim, he's still being a total faggot. But he's back with a new idea: The Lord of the Atoms! (another bullshit Dexter's Odyssey clone)

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

Club Rift

Let's talk about how based he is and share his pics and videos. This top artist is LONG OVERDUE for some well deserved attention from the Hate Dungeon. Share your most based Rift moments ITT.

(no whores allowed)

Lolcows before and after?

Has anyone ever successfully "changed" a cow?

Anyone got any examples?

TheOneLilium ASMR

what a waste of potential and she's "only" 30

Meta Thread

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ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

"ASMR - Hit me baby one more time!"

Gina B. G. Lupica

To gina's rep here:

GET A JOB, YOU RACE MIXING JEW

Angelica ASMR

FRESH ANGIE (SPEAKING FRENCH)

Las thread (110729.html) auto saged. Enjoy!

Prim ASMR

>tfw no QT sister

White Rabbit

Is she white? Is she a rabbit? This Sicilian cutie makes decent, consistent content, but still doesn't have her Silver Play Button. In the spirit of trying to purge the old and create new threads for ASMRtits that we never talk about, I give you Ella. I like her videos and she gives me tingles, but there's a slight hollow echo to her audio that I wish she could fix. What do you anons think of Ella? Are Sicilians white?

Here's a video with her doing a fake French accent. Girls with accents always give me tingles. Why is that?

Bryce Cherry/ Dev-Catscratch

*http://dev-catscratch.deviantart.com

*https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/bryce-cherry-dev-catscratch.17621/

*https://www.youtube.com/user/RoundupResistance/videos

Meet Bryce Cherry, he's a 30 something autistic Aussie from Rockhampton, Queensland.

He wants everyone to accept him and be nice to him because he has autism, despite the fact that draws children's characters in a sexual manner, steals from other artists, uses fetish pictures for activism, and about 10 years ago, he was arrested for threatening to blow his school, but he was declared to mentally disabled to stand trial.

Angry Joe

Recently 7 peso Pablo posted a meltdown video full of strawmaning where he claims BFV flopped because the fans of the franchise are conservative misogynists. I never disliked him that much but it seems he just ascended to lolcow status now.

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=f4IxlTXAz4I&t=2s

Geekthulu

An exceptional Individual who Raided /cow/ when his dox were posted to a thread. Rather than report them like a rational person, he went on the war path, organizing a group of people to raid /cow/ in an attempt to bury them.

Appeared on Failure's Morning Kumite attempting to "confront" a group of people who he claimed were all responsible, shouting at them and pointing fingers until eventually he was conclusively proven wrong and spent the remainder of the stream sulking while Failure got shitfaced.

Hbomberguy

How long until this guy goes full Kraut and Tea?

Seriously, he went from troll to SJW YouTube commentator and now he makes videos trying to disprove memes like in the video

Also Hbomberguy thread

About how long does it usually take an ASMRtist to start showing her slutty side?

Also post slutty ASMR pics

Asmr2n4

shes getting better lately

i think its only a matter of time now

Ocean Heart AKA Danielle Maitreya AKA nuts

She's baaa-ack.

Old thread >>134553

Best Jellybean Thread

Jellybean Green has been consistently making videos for 4 years. Good content, wide variety, and over 250 videos, yet she's still under 75k subs. Well known for being one of the nicest and most helpful creators in the ASMR Community. Wife, mother, friend, and always gets involved with charities and fundraisers. Say nice things about the Best Jelly.

(not to be confused with kpop skank Jellybeannose)

based asmrtists

is there anyone more based than this lad

PayPal lowering the hammer on ASMRtits 2: women's anguish version

NAZIS ARE WEAPONZING MYSOGYNY!

ASMR IS A NICHE FULL OF FEMALE CON ARTISTS, E-PROSTITUTES, AND DRUG ADDICTS

Thread I summary:

>Something fun seems to be afoot. Sharon Glow is "this close to losing her shit" about Paypal freezing the accounts of asmttits. https://twitter.com/sharondubois_/status/1037984213272879104 What's her face, Creative Calm, has been frozen, as well as Ashley Marie and Scottish Murmurs.

>/asmr/ thot-slayers schadenfreude intensifies

>E-whores mad they might have to ask sugar daddies for raise in allowance; proceed cry to Twitter and their orbiters

>FrivviFox and her beta army go on mass DMCA takedowns of video's about her murdering Tori

>Frivvi's DMCA takedown notices proven fakes

>Autism activated

>Anons do research

>Karuna, Glow, Frivvi making thousands of dollars a month

>Evil "Nazi weaponized misogyny" reaches blood hatred

>Endgadget reports on and screenshots /asmr/

>War declared on ASMRthots

>You are here.

Keroro Friends thread 2

Because last thread hit the bump limit it deserves new one.

THIS THREAD ISN'T JUST ABOUT KERO, OTHER IMPLICATED DOGFUCKERS PROVE LEGITIMACY OF THE LEAK, PICTURES AND EXISSTENCE OF THE GROUP

Involved people

EliteKnight

Ember

>GlowFox

https://archive.fo/CGAKi

>Sephius https://www.furaffinity.net/user/SephiusRivendare/

>Pakzyo.

https://twitter.com/pakytodingo?lang=en

cocks to follow

Goodnight moon

Previous thread >>138028

ASMR-related sins/confessions: Part Deux

confess it, son

previous >>>/asmr/96869

Kero the Wolf

Kero the wolf is a furry jewtuber with 108k subscribers.

Recently another member of (((the furry community))) collected info on him that exposes him as not only pedophile and a zoophile but also as a necrozoo that throat fucked his dying dog

Lucy ASMR Whispers

"Oh. Hi there, anon. Like what you see?"

Introducing a Gwen Gwiz clone with less than 1k subs. Say hello to Lucy Ann Brown. This new ASMRtits is ready to be praised by thousands of thirsty betas. Everything from her ASMR channel, vlog channel, social media, and Patreon are already in place. She's open for business! Dangling this delicious piece of fuck meat into the dungeon will ensure that her channel either gains traction or she deletes herself. What do you lads think of Lucy Ann?

Bright Greyfu

Behold the perfect ASMRtist

>no fashion hauls

>no slutty camwhoring

>no slutty offline pics

>no coalburning

If anyone knows Elsie-chan, please tell her anonymous is in love with her.

RaffyTaphyASMR

true one

S'Arais AKA Tristan Anderson thread 2

Autist has currently almost spammed the last one to death.

https://archive.fo/mmNxA

http://steamcommunity.com/id/SArais

https://steamrep.com/search?q=http%3A%2F%2steamcommunity.com%2Fid%2FSArais

https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=518266&s=72926d3f52ef2032dcfd76f2705fb96f

Here's the skinny: S'Arais is an extremely autistic vorefag, fat fetishist furry who can't stand when people make fun of him and refuses to take any advice whatsoever. He's gotten banned on several websites for several different reasons. He was recently banned from /v/ for acting like a sperg in their Doom threads.

He'll enter this thread and spam it just like he did the last one.

Eggbong/Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 45: Holiday Creepshot Edition

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Trannytears

https://manlettears.com/

Thread #44: >>484580 (Archive: https://archive.fo/vClFP)

Thread #43: >>448515 (Archive: https://archive.fo/GzHzP)

Thread #42: >>427008 (Archive: https://archive.fo/1nfvm)

Thread #41: >>397982 (Archive: https://archive.fo/Y6VQi)

Thread #40: >>392362 (Archive: https://archive.fo/fvyoM)

Possible PIcture of Jim

Possible PIcture of Gabe, is this true? I can't find other sources for this picture

Goodnight Moon

Cutie

Previous thread >>135359

WhisperingJane ASMR

Christiane

Unintentional ASMR

Post your favorite unintentional non-ASMR channels. For me, Jared Taylor and his use of "huwhite" always gives me some tingles.

>inb4 BoB RoSS

ASMR Attack

Why is she not more popular? She's cute. She's friends with Rapunzel Ann, so she might be red pilled. She's trad looking and not a degenerate, as far as I know. Creating for four years, but only 21k subs. What is Sarah doing wrong? What could she do better?

High IQ Cross Dresser General

Anyone else watch this fucker? I love him and his quick British wit. Anyone notice how emo he gets in the comments? Super diva. Shows off his tits as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBOqA5iYgE

Mysterious MrEnter Thread 2

Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.

The ASMRCast

Welcome to a place for people with ASMR to get their tingles! We cover Gaming ASMR, Real Life ASMR, Audio Only ASMR, Experimental ASMR & so much more! Wont you stay a while and listen? :)

Stefonknee The Cringe "Queen"'s Phone number!

Okay! so 4 chong fucking failed me, lets see how Infinity chan does! Thanks to us sharing a mutual membership to a fetish site, I have managed to acquire this piece of human waste's phone number they so dumbly posted a few months back! I'm not sure if it is still their number but it can't hurt to try to let the people have a voice to show how they feel about this pathetic subhuman, waste of space! If you don't know who it is, I'm sure someone will explain it in the thread or at least provide links to a page that can. Don't let me down like 4chan! I'll be watching!

Mommy ASMR

any older women asmr channels?

for mommy purposes

Maddox / George Ouzounian Thread 2

Old thread reached bump limit >>231513

Maddox has some fresh julay being pumped.

>Shows up on Doug Tenapels's stream

>Admits he crossdresses and pretended to be a girl to get Asterios fired

>Calls his former fans pedophiles, racists, and said he's glad they hate him

>Vouches for MundaneMatt falseflagging people

>Tried to play a sympathy card by bringing up his sister killed herself because she's gay

>Bashes religious people in front of Doug, a devout Christian

>Has a meltdown on stream because superchats are making fun of him, begins calling everyone a stalker

>WHAT KEEPS ME GOING IS MORAL CLARITY

Hermetic Kitten ASMR

The best witch on the Interwebs.

SILF - spic I'd like to fuck

Pastel a Cute

4th Princess Pastel thread mein lieblings!! ♡♡♡

( )_ ( ) [\ _ /]

☆☆ ☆ \(=^w^.)/♡\(●w●=)> ☆☆☆

Previous Thread: >>>/asmr/112301

Lexi Poll ASMR

Alright guys, calm down. I know, she's the hottest asmr-ist.

MC Clover

She's an ASMR artist, not a hoe anons.

Asian ASMR only

I'm tired of wh*te girls shitting up the board with their sluttiness, this thread is for all Asian ASMR content creators.

Everybody's invited except anti-Asian people.

One of my favourite videos of Dana

>you will never marry Dana in her cute Hanbok

Conservative lol-cows

I would love to know what you all think of these Alt-lite, zionist, kosherservatives who support all things Israel.

The Turkey Tom Hatedom Thread

Tell me some reasons why Turkey Tom deserves any hatedom on YouTube at all.

Those that hate him drink soy for a living and are obvious lolcows that need to be julayed for the lulz.

Just look at PieGuyRulz. He is fucking soyboy who only watches SpongeBob and loves to get cucked by his mom.

FUCKING PLEBS!!!!

Terry A. Davis

Can we have a thread about this man?

I've heard anons say that he is an MKultra victim, or something similar. That his use of the word nigger looks planted, and that his schizophrenia was caused.

F IN RIP

fluesterschmeterling

german

russian

look what keith ellison does...

and we are being manipulated by democrats over 35 year old made up bullshit about kavanaugh… smdh.

veil asmr

Pretty much an unknown. Going 2 years strong with only 3k subs. She has no social media. No patreon. No paypal. No custom vids. She shows her eyes. She shows her mouth. Never both at the same time. I really think she does it for fun and a creative outlet. I like her videos because they're so lo-tech that they have a 2012 feel to them.

Con Artist FrivolousFox aka Lauren Delgado

no cucks allowed edition

I'm in a good mood

Trips and I reveal my ASMR waifu

FantasyASMR

>I live in Australia, and though I've never punched a kangaroo, I HAVE been bitten by a dingo.

Grapes LeafASMR

nice little whore just discovered, has potential

MaraiAsmr

Anyone have any marai asmr patreon videos? This is all I managed to get

https://files.fm/u/g64h9rzq

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: Convert or Die Edition

>Sargon goes crying to every msm outlet and faggot e-celeb that will listen about how he was locked out of his gmail account for 8 hours

>Warski gets a strike preventing him from streaming for 90 days, gets it overturned almost immediately

>The Bloodapalooza turns out to be a spergshow of highest order. No refunds.

>The Video Anon continues to tease us with his lack of a completed video

>Jim turns up the gas on the the facebook pedo ring

>Sargon has an event where paid actors mob him on stage and hand him an Antifa flag: idpol PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

>Sargon's capture of the ANTIFA flag provides memetic energy, MSM proclaims him to be alt-right

>Vee and JF battle on Twitter and stream over a period of several days, Gypsy kicks himself at one point

>Sargon and (((Halsey))) have a friendly chat, agree that there's no European culture, Sargon goes off in the comments

>Kraut gets one of his conversations leaked where he cries about losing to the altright.

>Godwinson crashes the liberalist beer hall putsch

>After Sargon steers away from true liberalist principles, Andy starts Liberalist Canada, which carries on true spirit of liberalistism. Anyone worth anything disavows Sargon and joins in.

>Andy copyrights Liberalists™. Sargonites (formerly known as Liberalists) meltdown. Liberalist International in official pro-white grassroots movement.

>Count Cuckula tries to steal Andy's Liberalist joke "he he we're on it too"

>Vee literally losing his shit with Andy

>Godwinson rapes Vee in a debate

>Sargon considering a gofundme for a lawsuit against Andy

>Godwinson shoahs his Youtube and Twitter

PLAYLISTS

THE KRAUTISM SAGA

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4MaM5qG8grKGwn7Rk8BQSib

The Individual Rises: The Cult of Liberalisticistism

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPRZGlNwfN4Oa7J2LC24Khno0XEhINk5W

Carl's CV

https://pastebin.com/BZWARqTu

Heather Feather

OLD: >>95860

Video N E V E R edition

JewTube™ Rational™ Skeptics™ Community™ Thread #9: SARGON THE SALESMAN EDITION

PREVIOUSLY ON THE JEWTUBE SKEPTICS

Jun 2017

>Rage after storm(ex-septic) makes video titled race is real

>Andywarski, KrautandTea, Someblackguy, Jeff Holiday & Kisara host livestream bashing her and jerking themselves off

>The following day kraut tweets to kippercentral(Rage's boss) telling them "you might want to look into the views of one of your contributors"

Sept 2017

>Kraut begins a video series "debunking" race realism

>Prominent alt-right ACADEMICS RESPOND! and destroy his arguments

>This continues for a few months

Nov 2017

>Kilroy begins around now, a "free speech conference"

Dec 2017

>Leaks from kraut's "Academic" discord server, released by Edgy/JF/guardian "dedicated to debunking race realist claims" show that the server was aiming at doxxxxxxxxxxxxxxing

>Kraut and Jeff Holiday try to pretend they didn't know what was going on

>Further leaks show they are lying cunts

>Kraut in contact with NYC journalist I wonder why, after bashing them repeatedly in the past for their shitty reporting

>Zeph turns coat

>Andywarski disavows and begins his march towards auschwitz 2.0, this time with real gas chambers

>Jim notices the shitstorm and makes his video series, ep 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpi4ymzvyo

>Sargon gains his new title: The stepfather This later gets upgraded, see below

>Kilroy dies around now, they begin to remove people on the alt right from their conference but still keep their names and faces on the website to sell tickets

>DesTINY begins to sperg out(more than usual) and starts talking about "Ethical CP". Yeah.

>Kraut's use of vibrating nipple clamps, BDSM fetish, having his dick split by him fucking up with an axe, dick kicking fetish and politician mother all disclosed to the public

>JF calls out zeph for his girlfriend asking him to fuck, he responds by saying "I don't care if she's banging other guys, we don't have a sexual connection, we have an EMOTIONAL CONNECTION"

>Jim sends an army of autists to tell hasbro that andy is coming to kill them. Adam Racewarski is born.

>Kraut leaves the internet saying he turned into a monster

>JF gets into a twitter argument with desTINY, desTINY slanders him, JF prepares to sue

my daddy is a rube.

hey daddy there is a new pic of eddie and that don't look like athens… looks like BH. well must be photoshop. ;) rube.

eddie dzial cream pie

poor girl gets a delicious hot load!

RoseASMR

Truly a goddess in disguise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDfc0ogRvPU

Seafoam Kitten

FRESHEST NORA

Now in 1080p60 HD!!!

Last thread won't bump

BR 2049 ASMR

why the fuck there is no proper "Joi" character ASMR RP yet.

what's wrong with the girl creators?

whose ASMR is the closest look-wise to the actress who portrayed the character?

and which ASMR girl do you think would do a decent job RPing the character ?

The ASMR milf

patreon incoming

TerreItu ASMR

HELLO.I'M SORIN AND IN THIS CHANNEL IM GONNA DO ASMR VIDEO IM ROMANAIN KID AND I DON'T SPEAK SO GOOD ENGLISH

Drunk Giant Turkey Eats Your Ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBUoIIbF8mU

Eating videos are ruining ASMR

Let's talk about "mukbang" or eating videos. Eating videos are ruining the ASMR community because they enable lazy content creators, just record yourself eating some food and boom, done.

Where is my Stephanie thread?

MILK

More of this goddess

tenderloving ASMR

Well, she did it again. This girl has been brainwashed beyond repair. What a sad case.

Why are women the easiest to manipulate into following the elite's agenda?

eyes

here are some eyes of some good people that make asmr

Purging /asmr/

If the Jew had it's way, darkweb wouldn't exist all these boards would be deleted. Say what you want, cry all you want there's no more Jew shilling here. The recent Glow and Friv attacks on this board and anons ended my patience and willingness to overlook the whores. Anons know there are better channels out there, most of them smaller. Interesting smaller channels like Tyla's and even mid-sized channels like Soe were "run out of the business." Yet the same top 10 ASMRtits are always getting bumped and shilled everywhere across social media. They are glorified camwhores. Glow's and Friv's orbiters raiding the board and spreading it across JewTwitter because BV and I kept the previous BO's stance of less moderation. Not anymore. Jew whores are purged. The same 10 ASMRits have been shilled and bumped for years, and now their shills have directly shit on infinitychan.

Bob Ross

To honor ASMR's unintentional founding father, Bob Ross, post your favorite painting videos or ASMRtist tributes ITT.

Robert Norman Ross was white, not a jew, and an American hero. The son of a carpenter and a waitress, Bob was poor. His love for pets and animals kept him entertained as a kid. Bob dropped out of high school to help his father's carpentry business. At the age of 18, Bob joined the United States Air Force where he confirmed that he was a bad ass and rose to the esteemed rank of Master Sergeant and served as a First Sergeant till retirement. Bob mastered his craft by painting beautiful shit in Alaska on his lunch breaks to sell for extra money. He secured his existence with one son. He married twice, but couldn't get his second wife knocked up. After 20 years of kicking ass, Bob said he "would never yell or raise his voice again" and chose to spend the rest of his life creating peace through painting. Bob eventually got cancer and kept it a secret from his fans and worked till he couldn't work any more. He got one more waifu before finally dying of his secret cancer on the 4th of July like a fucking bad ass while fireworks were going off. Most of his family, friends, and audience didn't know about Bob's cancer till after his death. If you don't like Bob Ross, you're a faggot. Press F to pay respects. Linked video is "Bob Ross: The Happy Painter - Full Documentary" from his channel, if you'd like to learn more about this extraordinary man.

CWC: New Thread

Continued from >>519199

Chris and Barb's death was in question. How long will chris survive alone? Any guesses on where he'll move after the house is foreclosed?

WhisperAudios ASMR wants to talk about your period

Alternate title: Girlfriend Simulator Pretends Other Women Actually Watch This Shit

Male Ear Eating

To welcome all of our new woke mgtow faggot comrades who are tired of female whores and looking for some REAL MAN ASMR, I've got just the thing for you. When MEN GO THEIR OWN WAY, it doesn't mean you have to give up having your ears eaten. Get your dicks out, or your dildo to peg yourself with, for some real ear eating.

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

BIG GABEN IS WATCHING YOU

Darya Lozhkina

WTF???

Is this it chief?

Top tier asnr or what m'lads?

She is a dog btw

theASMRalpaca

There is more … Somewhere …

Rapunzel Thread

Chads only

Anybody got that vid where she flashed the cam by accident?

AftynRose ASMR

Another thread for her

1776 hosting update and shekel grab

our initial attacks on 1776 were quite lulzy and we were only hitting josh for 2 hours at a time but it rekt his shit. the initial tooling we used was a set of layer 4 attacks at around 10 GBPS. our BTC appeal has brought in over $330 so far (check the wallet 1EQjvJT6C9ZmyLQm2BnG1RUEaanMhF5L8b). so we bought a new setup, which can do 24/7 attacks at nearer 50 GBPS.

suddenly it stopped working, except for a few brief moments at a time even though we are attacking 24/7. we even tested our gear on a few random charity websites just to check we were not being scammed but we totally rekt that shit.

given josh's ancient equipment, its not just his ninja configuration skills. we think he is paying for colocrossing's packet scrubber. that will stop most layer 4 DDoS attacks but starts at $1000 per month. he was probably thinking he could afford it for 2 hour periods but we are hitting him 24/7 now and we believe it is costing him.

http://jefferybmoontalk.com/showthread.php?tid=392

not resting on our laurels though. we now have a zero-day.

for a long time josh has hidden kf behind cloudflare and a tor onion service. shame we now have a *layer-8* tool we are perfecting that will turn his various reverse proxies into our weapons. we'll also be using the tips given by members of this forum. (thanks to the user nsa by the way, they are welcome on jbmt anytime).

your money is being well spent u gib more shekels pls? i haz posted sexy bar code!

Peaceful Mind

I've always liked this channel, but I think it's slowly dying. This creator is very talented with her make-up, costumes, art, scripts, sound, and editing. Her singing is angelic if you're interested in hearing it. For many small channels, you have to wonder if stagnant growth, idea fatigue, lack of feedback, finally leads them to lose interest or give up. I like this girl. She's not been a beggar or a whore, but she lacks "the look" to draw a crowd. Feels bad man. Is it shilling if I post her here or would the Hate Dungeon have pity on her and breath some new life into a dying channel?

Creative Calm/Lucy

I know she isn't very popular around here but please…if anyone has anything on her PLEASE SHARE!!!!

Her body is a fucking 10, m8s

TirarADeguello

Cthulhu will Rise

Who are gud ASMR gurls to follow

I haven't posted here in a year or so, but in that time, Heather Feather, Cutebunny992, and SoftAnnaPL are all gone. All I see left are whorbs, camwhorbs, and escorts. Are there any gud gurls left making actual tingle focused asmr videos? These current whorbs are just disappointing ;_;

Equilibrium ASMR a Singer and Songwriter?

Wow I didn't even know, she a singer was she a songwriter ETC.

Is that why she lost her job because she was doing something crazy dark place called cam porn? she was fired or terminated from her job because that?

I'm so Confused please help us out for a bit.

That's a thread of the Day.

That Matty thread.

It really puts things into perspective when a real man like Matty felt that he finally made it to the big leagues when the world famous "Hate Dungeon™" finally recognized him. That's the reality that male artists have to put up with. We never notice these people and it isn't fair that they don't get a slice of our autism in their life. I don't even know if Matty is a spic or slant, but his mom might be dying for real. Matty deserves a thread here just as much as any other whore. Let's throw some money at this dude. Is his dick yellow or brown? Who knows. All that matters is that it isn't white and he's not a woman, so he can't be a whore. If Matty could deliver a suck and tit fuck JOI with a plastic dong, then I think we could find it in our hearts to save his mother's life. Get your tits out, Matty. I'll get out my wallet. Let's do this shit for your mom.

Matty's patreon can be found here.

https://www.patreon.com/mattytingles

Wandering Whispers

Does anybody else like this Viking? Reads nordic stuff, loves nature, drinks mead from a horn, epic beard. He's a BIG GUY. For you. He's been at it for 3 years and at 11k subs and only one $1 patron, he sure isn't in it for the money. I wonder if he's into Odinism.

ASMR BIRTHDAY LOAD

ALRIGHT ANONS WHICH ASMR SLUT GETS THE BIRTHDAY LOAD SUGGESTIONS, POST FAVORITE IMAGE YOU LOSE IT ON

please

How come no one here appreciates my threads? :(

Whispers In Chaos

Peggy Liddell