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ASMR Music

Does anyone know of any good artists or music that incorporate ASMR elements in their sound? Embed related, especially at 4:00

Rumblings of unrest at r/asmr

[Meta] Why was the post of ASMR Darling surpassing Maria as the most subscribed removed?

The mod said they'd leave it up but locked yet now the whole post is removed.

Possible beginning of an Arab Spring at Reddit.


New Pelagea thread, because she loves you.

Previous: >>47154





She's petite and sexy and should be worshipped. Everything goes, dump what you have!

>tfw you find perfection

I just wish she'd give up the gaymur gurl shtick and do gf roleplays


In short: this man had a white father and an Asian mother, and he proceeded to blame every problem after that on his mixed lineage.

Ignore the minecraft footage, it's just filler.


>5 years passed, since he became a big lolcow on the internet (even though he was already a cow before SA and other sites like Youtube brought him up)

>He lost his gig with Brental Fuck, and Brent Black admitted he's a waste of money on Youtube

>Has been caught plagiarizing or stealing one picture/ip after another

>Ex-girlfriend is finally done with him

>No one wants to hire him

>Can't even sell commissions anymore

>Moved back to his parents' home, and works at his dad's place (so much for that secret art gig)

>Patreon he started 2 years ago has ultimately failed (He went from having 50 supporters to 22, and is probably below $50/month)

>Constantly makes an ass out of himself on Twitter by retweeting sjw/anti-Trump stuff, defending scumbags like Alison Rapp, or trying to bully people like Robin William's kid to get attention from his Sjw overlords Anita, Brianna, and Zoey.

>Art continues to get worse

>Made a Youtube video about the new Zelda being problematic, and disabled ratings when nearly all of Youtube calls him out on his sjw-leftist bullshit.

That's our Dobson!

Reminder that Chris Chan and Tim B^Uckley have made more money through their shit than Dobson will ever make in his lifetime. It never ceases to amaze me how Dobson keeps ruining his own life.

Alexander Gordon Jahans #11 - The Ethical Cannibal Edition

AKA Gordon Jones, Gordon Jahans, Farshnuke, Farsh-nuke, GAK Jahans

Alexander Gordon Jahans is a 25 year old NEET, leftist/regulated capitalist/anti-fascist hater of the alt-right/misogynist feminist, fiction writer and cannibalism enthusiast from Woking, England. For more than 10 years he has been making YouTube videos in which he yells at his webcam for hours on end, and has published over 28 straight days of monologues on his fetishes and obsessions. He has Kallman's Syndrome (failed to enter puberty), and began taking testosterone injections which transformed a strange lesbian-looking boychild into a hulking monster prone to rage and sometimes violence.

Jahans Links:

Main Channel (


Blog and Fiction (

Twitter (

Main Facebook (mostly public but commenting is friends only) (

Facebook Fanpage (

Jahanism Fansite (

Other Channels (mostly abandoned/unused):

Alex Vents (

Punditry (

Scripted Videos (

Audiobooks (


If you're new to Jahans, WATCH THESE FIRST for an overview.

The Ovenmen on Esoteric Jahanism

Discord Interviews with Jahans

Discussing Jahans with Black Adam

What's Da Update? (The Latest)

> An endocrinologist informed Jahans that his pain and exhaustion was not because of disease but because he's morbidly obese

> He has given up on his diet because of "stress"

> Vaguebooking about people (family most likely) that tried to help and how their help put him in shit even though they went through shit to help and so fuck those people

> Casa Jahans is on the market and being actively shopped to buyers

> Jahans is in trouble with Universal Credit (UK benefits/welfare) because he keeps missing appointments

> Jahans is attending Nine Worlds Convention with his remaining NEETbux

Previous threads

1 >>204028

2 >>228717

3 >>241661

4 >>246909

5 >>251169

6 >>254319

7 >>255913

8 >>257816

9 >>261757

10 >>273135

Jonathon Ross

So basically ummm basically he's going to jail

I don't understand the hate softlygaloshes gets on this board.

what did he do to you to deserve all the hate?

Britbongreturns/Manlytears thread 27: Try hard but still come up short Edition

Be on the lookout for Tranny and the Britbong Internet Defense Force (BIDF) samefagging and attempting to slide the thread. If you're a current or former friend of Britbong and have cocks and/or stories to tell, come on down and give us the skinny.

BREAKING NEWS: Dominic has been outed as a plush humping transsexual furfag!

Be sure to remind him of this whenever he posts. In other news, Dom tried to censor his thread:



For those who missed the debate between Tranny and Killdeer/Kopy, it can be viewed here:

Previous threads

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Britbongreturns/Tranny cybersex screenshots:

Threads on other boards and lolcow sites (archive:

Encyclopedia Dramatica pages & Other Social Links (archive:

Other links!AYRF0ISA!BKxW2PVkMrHyT6wWtrwD8gMqW7D6FeCo2VVMn9dEkdA - Assorted soundclips of Tranny and his right hand toe sucker Bungie - Tranny's mom's work information (She's a dance instructor,!sNRkhJpT!XOJFZeU42jQnbXLhIsboRQnguDfwzSyynV40LIF2NGY - Leaked chat logs from Tranny's skype group!tYY1HIAD!_9xY_fcQtBmauL4KhhgLvfXV0xZhxZJLtvtgqGuYoPg - Uncensored Youtube streams of an unhinged Trannytears

dropped hard

Kf continued

Old one hit bump limit so here we go

gay popular skyrim modder removes mods because of DRUMPF

Exchange was between him and some ledditor.

Leddit thread discussing this

Gigantic faggot

Zoe Quinn: ~Not a Girl~ Edition

Previous thread: >>206839 (

When we last left Blowey Zoe T. Quinn (born Chelsea Van Valkenburg) she came out as ~not cis~, hopping directly onto the transtrender bandwagon, as well as claiming she got PTSD from GaymerGate harassment. (PTSD Post) (Gender Post)

On top of this she is now posting on new social media site "Mastadon" and trying to get in with the mods, presumably so that she could ban all people who make fun of her, which she didn't get to do back on twitter.

Twitter: @UnburntWitch




her asmr is god tier

anyone have a pic of her whole face?

I found a thing

Lips chick


Lucy changes the name of her channel after realising 'InnocentWhispers' is the least appropriate name possible


Sucking Dick Simulator

Jerry "Lily" peet #13: lol mommy issues edition




The quick rundown: Jerry is a transtrender canadian youtuber who spergs about the characters and themes of MLP and Steven Universe in relation to real world 21st century politics. If that wansn't laughable enough, he's also a long running cow for other reasons- His "nuanced" approach to politics and life situations that are retarded at best and sociopathic at worst, his fetishism for lesbians, trannies and fanfics about adopting children for the sole purposes of raping them (all three of which are frequently featured in his terrible "literature") and his inability to treat his friends like actual human beings.

New to these threads? Need a refresher on whose who? Read the FAQ pastebin:


The amount of stuff going on with Jerry recently can't even properly fit into the OP's limit anymore! Here's a pastebin containing the last threads highlights:

LINKS (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!) (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account) (wordfilter breaks this link, but this account seems to be inactive.) (Kill as of Dec 3, 2015 when Jerry tried to cover up several pages that admit that Stockholm is a pedo fapfic. Use to look through the archived pages)

Jerry is prone to deleting shit that can be used against him very quickly!

To counter this, Use and turn on that pesky adblock. If a video is released, download it asap and convert it to WebM (low resolution and video quality is fine as most of his videos are are audio based)

If you want to archive a post found on Jerry's tumblr, move to the top right of a post until you see a folding animation and right click to copy the URL, then add "/embed" at the end of the copied URL. You can then easily archive it via Be sure to also screencap! (/cow/ archive of Jerry's old videos, long abandoned.)

It's Happening, CWC's new sweetheart

Mr Chris(tine) has found someone he proclaims to be his sweetheart. this woman's name is Jessica and she and him have a Facebook relationship, he confirms this on his YouTube. He is now taking a new anti-troll stance and promises to protect her from trolling. what is happening these days, am I right?

a new saga


That CGI webcartoon produced by Rooster Teeth had opened the door to many an autist and SJW since late 2012, especially on Tumblr. It's no MLP/Sonic/FNAF, but there's a treasure trove of autism to be discovered.

>LGBT sperging, with all the lesbian ships and tranny headcanons you can think of

>they're obsessed with making the characters minorities, especially Blake the catgirl, because her color motif is black

>they're also obsessed with making the girls all really buff

Isabel Imagination

Desperate old cat-lady.

Older Sister ASMR

Anyone know some good older sister-yonger brother ASMR?

chocolat asmr

yo, got any other pics of her?

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't fucking matter if he's not even active anymore.

The images and memories are still there. People's lives have been fucked up including my own.

And despite my fucking multiple, hundreds of warnings to you that ADF WAS NOT FUCKING FUNNY you still did jack shit, you continued making more and more threads, adding to your ADF Wiki, somehow damn sure you found the new Chris-Chan.

To be honest, if you didn't think with such damn certainty you had found the new Chris-Chan, I wouldn't have cared that much.

But still, photograph after photograph. Every scenario, made me much more angry.

The fucking man can't even stay put and basically travels between Portland, Oregon and Oakland, California every day because nobody could leave well enough alone.

Maybe ADF would still be in Philadelphia, where he belongs, if you people hadn't interfered with him, trying to make him the new Chris-Chan, because he wasn't.

Now, whenever I see a picture of him, I am sent into pure rage, I fucking hate him that much.




Old threads are gone. Time for a new one

I am 99.6% european

98.5% northwestern european

36.8% british irish

34.3% german french

27.4% broader northwest european

0.4% Broadly Middle Eastern & North African

Some Unassigned DNA 0.1%

Maternal Haplogroup H

is she /ourgirl/?

YouTube's "Rationalist™ Skeptic™" Fuckwits

By popular demand, this thread has been changed from a Kraut & Tea thread to a thread about the general stupidity and silliness in the so-called "Skeptic Community" on YouTube.

AthiesmIsUnstoppable, Armored Skeptic, etc. If they're a YouTube "skeptic" and they're acting like a retard, they belong here.

jamie leigh fischer

youtuber jamie leigh fischer, in the monarch problem with her handler husband dillon fischer is the lolcow of all lolcows…


Thighs are the new tits!


Who did this?

Anyone but Jellybean

ASMR is Awesome

ASMR is Awesome responds to recent criticism concerning her video with 200k views that features cleavage as a thumbnail.

Rubber-necking: The unofficial official Quite Sprite appreciation Thread

She was shit-tier in her first few vids, but she's really got it down these days. All glory to she of the wobbly neck!

ASMR XUAN: Imperium Master Race

Chinese /ASMR/ alongside most Eastern /ASMR/tists are god-tier. ITT please post your favorite waifus preferable low sub count so that I can subscribe and masturbate to them.

Mysterious MrEnter Thread 2

Since the last one went to shit and just reached the bump limit I decided to make a new thread. Enter is still a shitty reviewer.

I'm fat

Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal




Have you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!

Swallow the brown pill today! Red pills are for fedora fucking wearing faggots, blue pills are for the ignorant masses. Ignore the other le epin /pol/ maymays, this one is the readl deal

Change Is Coming, she says.

This bitch is buggin', right?

By the way, I almost threw up when she said how old she was going to turn by the end of the month.

4chan Tom Green raids

what happened to all the Tom Green raid videos from back in the day? Is there an archive somewhere?

Joshua Conner Moon / Null New Cocks and Financial Ruin

I am one of the group known as the legion of doom. Recently josh asked for help running a VPS company, so one of us posed as a supporter and had the attached exchange before josh figured it out.

foxdick farms is being heavily infiltrated. there are a lot of us around josh now. josh is really like a new CWC. he is $5,000 in debt, his family hate him and he is surrounded on the one hand by trolls manipulating him and on the other by friends of vordrak.

the trolls of course dupe him into continuing his autism palace. dynastia and co are burning up nullies life and chances and even in his current state, he still does not realize it.

Joshua Fairweather, Lord of the Betas

Joshua wants to know "Why am I such a loser?" Discuss.

How is this shitshow with Effinrawz gonna end?

Will someone an hero before this is all over?

Shoot the Shit Internet Police





Hello Anons! Meet Pam and Rick of "Shoot the Shit" a Hillbilly Twincest super cow! I don't even know where to begin with these idiots. First off they claim to be rich, like millionaire rich. They claim to be educated, like Harvard, they claim to have a son who is a lawyer, works for the internet police and if you talk bad about them they will put you in jail!

There is so much julay here. Not only with them, but their fans as well. Dare I say this, but I truly believe we may have a twincest CWC on our hands. YES these guys are close I mean REALLY close this brother sister duo talk about sex with each other a LOT! The brother often talks about having sex having his sister sniff his fingers. The sister also talks about having orgasms with her brother. These two freaks are what COW is made for! I cannot believe they haven't been posted here yet. They have live streams almost nightly around 9pm EST, and just wow the shit that comes out of their mouth. Both have about 4 teeth between the two of them.

They are also both on welfare, one is already on ssi and the brother is applying for ssi, yet they get sometimes around a thousand dollars a night in super chats, when they throw a friend under the bus. I am sure ssi knows nothing about.

These degenerates are some of Rossville, GA's finest. Also the lady PAM claims to have worked for CPS, YES that is right she likes taking people's children and if you have kids and something bad to say about her, she claims to know a few connections in every state and if she cannot have you arrested, she will have your kids taken! So you better watch it!

They are also friends with Anonymous, so if you are not good be prepared for a good ol 1337 HAXOR to get that ass!

Their list of friends are also an endless supply of julay like one called Truthfully Trisha Live, HOLY SHIT, when I say crazy this bitch is REALLY fucking crazy and will cut anyone who messes with her beloved Pam and Rick!

Pam has also went to jail for trolling a kid that was in her care thus making her lose her position as a foster parent, losing that sweet sweet state money making her file for disability. Her brother Was also accused of touching a child, the one she beat to keep quiet. Later the next day Pam was found posting on Twitter that if anyone found out about her brother it would ruin them, when they seen it wasn't private, it was removed and two minutes "OOPS we were hacked".

Anytime anyone messes with them too much, Oops, they are a hacker and their cyber police son is coming for them.

So like I said there is so much I have even broken the ice, but this for sure is a fucking SUPER cow.

The truth is though they are just two hillbilly fucks who like to bully people and use lie after lie to look badass and scare smaller unsuspecting YouTubers who thought they were friends.

If you Anons here want more I got more a LOT more!

Below: After ol Ricky was accused of being a pedo someone claimed to have seen him on some kind of court this, Pam thinking she was sending a mail posted this, Of course when you accidently post incriminating evidence BLAME it on the Haxors!

She also claimed Haxorz hacked the Mugshots website and put this up, lmao


So a few days ago, Jim finally confessed why he opened up the patreon. Apparently he is very I'll. So ill, he cannot work. How long do we have him for?

New girl

Check em

payton asmr fap challenge

list time when payton made you bust a nut


Goodnight Moon ASMR

Old thread hit bump limit, here's a new one.


Looking for ASMR focused around darker themes. Occult, post-apocalyptic, paranormal, psychopathy, etc.

Goddess Gibi

>that short hair

holy fuck


Cloveress ASMR

>tfw you couldn't save her

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Ardra ASMR

Hurrah hurrah! Our favorite weirdo-turned-normie has returned!


So what do you guys think about Fast Asmr?

Is Hailey gone?

It's been a month since WhisperingRose's whiny cry for attention and channel deletion threat. I never liked her and I don't follow any of her social media or patreon or anything, anybody have updates? Despite loathing her I'm curious to see how the thing turns out.

Best Cartoons Ever Made

Rank these shows from best to worst, these are my favourite cartoons from my childhood


who get playing?

p.s best game ever made…

Aaron Renk, "The Burning donut"

Aaron Renk, also known as TheBurningDonut, is a 37 year old jobless furry/MLP-anthro artist who lives in a van (until recently he was living with his parents).

He's also a notable asskisser of his friend/fellow lolcow ForNoGoodReason. In fact, Aaron tried to raid /cow/ over the then newly-created thread on FNGR, which went about as well as you'd expect. As it turns out, being a fucking autist and spamming MLP image macros was only the most recent of his spergpouts.

As an example, a couple of years back someone on /v/ spotted Aarons van, which they then took photos of and posted to a thread, to which Aaron promptly starting crying about it on his livejournal and on the /v/ thread itself (attacking "4 can" for making humanity look bad), alongside sperging over another incident around the same time after a bunch of schoolgirls laughed at him for being a fat loser on a BMX.

Aaron also seems to be completely irresponsible with his money, deciding that sonic the hedgehog t-shirts and bikes are more important than moving out, paying off fines and college loans, or even buying a pair of pants. This is probably why he has to e-beg on gofundme and youtube for a job.

He also hates war films (and the police) because someone stole $400 worth of videogames from his locker whilst he was in the army and was dishonourably discharged for not keeping up/refusing orders.

Aarons sperging on /cow/:









>>188095 / / / / (Van/BMX sperging) (Aaron is too poor for "evin afford a fuckin pair of pants") (War is hell!)


Codycoyote64/Cody "Mr. Nintendo Edgeworth/Travis "Mr. Nintendo" Roberts/Travis is a local shitposter, namefag, and fanboy on 4chan /v/ who shills and white knights Nintendo constantly while calling fans who criticize the company as "Pretendos".

People found his accounts when he posted a screencap of own his Miiverse posts frequently to let his presence be known and through that people discovered more of his accounts one after the other.

Aside from 4chan /v/ he's also disliked on Nichegamer where he can be found white knighting Nintendo and supporting the take down of fan creations in the comments section.



Yep, this fucker.

For those who don't know, he's a soyfaced autist with an obsession with "strong womyn" violently attacking men who hit on them while they proclaim their guilt(Perhaps a fetish of his? He'd might get Very Angry if people made that accusation). He's got a webcomic consisting of this same scenario drawn in slightly different ways at least dozens of times, and he frequently argues in the comments with people that tell him off.

He's also apparently a 'berniebro', if you go by his twitter feed. Not a Hillary fan at all. Given his views, accusations of misogyny could be as effective in fucking with him as they were in pissing off redditors when /pol/ used them to consensus crack during the election.

Think we could get /pol/ to Ben Garrison her like they did with Sarah Anderson? It's got proven effectiveness in extracting cocks, and this guy's much more angry and mentally unstable than some thot making the sixmillionandfifth generic webcomic about 'adulting'.

Heather Manatee Feather

Old thread hit shitpost limit. >>>/asmr/52846

Your dick? Jessie ASMR

thick hair


threemilk T

why there's no new Agasa thread? what happened to the Agasa-fags?

new Agasa thread

last one


She noticed me lads!

【Japanese ASMR】

does anyone know the name of this girl? she deleted her channel a while back and i can't remember her username or find archives of her vids anywhere

Tamers12345 #2

And you think hitting the bump limit gives you the right to end my thread? It's rapeing time white man!

>tfw no Asian ASMR gf

she's fucking cute. she also live stream al most 24/7, kinda crazy.

too bad she speaks chinese, japanese is a lot more comfy to my ears.