Dinosaurs are real and the Earth is round.

Imagine ripping off Tim and Eric only to get fired from Adult Swim and blacklisted by Tim Heidecker. Uber Cucked.

>It's a Sam tries to convince himself that he's smarter than you episode.

“Hate Most real killers”

DUP….

Who is the Sargon of kino?

Based Franchi

http://www.renegadetribune.com/venom-and-the-normalization-of-cannibalism/

>Cannibalism isn’t the only questionable thing in the movie, after all, from the producer to the director to the screenwriters, nearly everyone involved in this film is Jewish, so it’s going to naturally be full of degeneracy, but the cannibalism is by far the most apparent subversive element in the film. There’s a scene early on where Eddie, under the influences of the Symbiote grows incredibly hungry and seeks out flesh to consume, jumping into a lobster tank and eating the crustaceans raw, because their cooked counterparts disgusted him as their flesh was already dead. Venom is a raw meat only sort of a guy. Now if the scenes of Venom eating people were portrayed as being horrific, then maybe this article would be asinine, and I’d be nothing more than a busy body complaining over lowbrow entertainment being lowbrow entertainment, but the scenes aren’t portrayed as horrifying. They are portrayed as either funny or exciting, but never disturbing. Both Eddie and his ex-fiance Anne discuss how good it felt to be Venom, how good it felt to eat people. Being Venom isn’t something to reject and try to fight, it’s something to embrace and enjoy. The film ends with the line, “The way I see it, we can do whatever we want.” This is the Symbiote talking to Eddie, and Eddie agrees.

Oooof!

From the same faggot that made the 8chan article.

What is the greatest cuckime ever created, and why is it pic related

The girl you will fall in love with (if you're lucky enough to find her) will have had an average of 3 sex partners before you.

imagine to cum inside them

Schwarzer Kaffee Junge

Tick tock Donnie!

Only 11 more days bros

How stupid is the idea of the Prophets?

I mean its the perfect example of writers throwing in stupid ideas to make them look alien, in the end they(writers and the Prophets) only look retarded.

>pleasure what is this

>Time what is this

>Destroy him! Or he will destroy us!

>death what is this

>pleasure what is this

its really hard to imagine anything existing without the concept of pleasure and pain.

>Time what is this

If you don't understand the concept of time you are defective.

>Destroy him! Or he will destroy us!

>death what is this

The literal fuck?

1) if you understand the concept of stooping to to exist you understand death. do your retarded

>death what is this

Makes you look retarded

2) HOW? Are you implying you the Prophets can not die?

Rating 10/10 on the absurdity pure TV bullshit.

>LOL, can you believe he doesn't listen to nigger music, snort condoms or eat tide pods? WHAT A BOOMER. I bet he's never even ironically had butt sex yet either.

>Look at this OLD MAN trying to hold a job, what a LOSER.

TV PLEBS BTFO

UH, THIS IS TVMERICA

Do you think I have a chance with her now?

Anyway post movie about love.

>>>/pol/12288597

Holy shit was this bad. Who the fuck greenlit it? A reminder to avoid all capeshit like fire.

Prove me wrong.

protip: you can't

Which movies would these young ladies enjoy?

More Than Half Of The Last Jedi Trolls Are Bots

Goblin Slayer General. What are some other kinos with autistic mc?

Peter jackson is about to uncuck history

Might as well make a thread on all the shows.

Live shows of the Super Jr. Tag League

Oct. 16: 5:30 EDT, 4:30 CDT, 2:30 PDT

Oct. 17: 5:30 EDT, 4:30 CDT, 2:30 PDT

Oct. 26: 5:30 EDT, 4:30 CDT, 2:30 PDT

Oct. 27: 5:30 EDT, 4:30 CDT, 2:30 PDT

Nov. 1: 5:30 EDT, 4:30 CDT, 2:30 PDT

The rest will be put up after the shows.

POWER STRUGGLE

Nov. 3: 4:00 EDT, 3:00 CDT, 1:00 PDT

OH SHIT, all /ourguys/ met up!

What went wrong?

Ughh… Just die !!

Kinos about saving your land?

>The only reason to watch American Housewife.

First round begins tonight at 9.

Can Killer Kelly knock off the iconic Meiko Satomura?

>If you think the word “legend” is thrown around too loosely, just know this: Meiko Satomura, the 23-year ring veteran who faces Killer Kelly in the opening round of the 2018 Mae Young Classic this week on WWE Network, is, by any standard, a true legend of the ring.

>A master of “Joshi Strong Style,” the dangerously skilled Satomura looks to show the world what all the hype is about when she steps in a WWE ring for the first time in her decorated career. Hoping to rain on her parade, however, will be double-tough NXT UK Superstar Killer Kelly of Portugal. Kelly knows all too well that a victory against Satomura wouldn’t only propel her to the Second Round; it’d instantly establish Kelly as a force to be reckoned with.

>Can Killer Kelly notch the biggest win of her career against the final boss of Japanese women’s wrestling? Or will Satomura move one step closer to adding the Mae Young Classic trophy to her long list of accolades?

Wales’ Tegan Nox flies back into action against Chile’s Zatara

>After a torn ACL kept her out of action in last year’s Mae Young Classic, Welsh sensation Tegan Nox looks to make up for lost time when she makes her WWE Network debut against Chile’s Zatara.

>Nox, aka The Girl with the Shiniest Wizard, is renowned for her match-ending knee strike, the Shining Wizard. Although the native of South Wales boasts an impressive high-flying attack to go along with her vicious strikes, Zatara may be one of the few competitors in this year’s tournament who can match Nox’s hard hits and aerial offense. The masked luchadora is also unrepentant when it comes to the tactics she uses, subscribing to the belief that the end always justifies the means.

David vs. Goliath comes to life as Lacey Lane collides with Vanessa Kraven

>It’s hard to imagine Lacey Lane drawing a more daunting opponent in the First Round than “The Mountain” Vanessa Kraven. Simply put, the ill-tempered powerhouse from Montreal is everything that Lane isn’t.

>Standing 6-foot-2, Kraven has the obvious reach and strength advantage over the 5-foot-2 Lane. And whereas Lane, a product of The Dudley Boyz’s wrestling school, has competed professionally for less than three years, The Mountain brings more than a decade of ring dominance to the tournament. Yet, for all the size and experience she gives up to the hard-hitting Quebecois, Lane brings a thrilling, daredevil in-ring style that has already earned her an NXT contract.

>Can Lane rise to the occasion in her uphill battle against The Mountain, or will Kraven chop down Lane en route to progressing to round two?

New-attitude Rhea Ripley faces NXT newcomer MJ Jenkins

>After making a splash in the inaugural Mae Young Classic, Australia’s Rhea Ripley returns to tournament competition to face new NXT signee MJ Jenkins in the First Round.

>Ripley has undergone a severe attitude change since last year’s event. Gone is the smiling, excitable Superstar who was just looking to make a good impression. She no longer tries to hide her surliness or her sneer. The audacious Aussie has always been athletic, but now she pairs her freaky strength with a mean streak, trashing opponents like they’re somebody’s unsuspecting uncle who just stumbled into a mosh pit.

>In contrast to Ripley’s rough and tumble ways, Jenkins is smooth and sleek inside the ring. A protégé of WWE Hall of Famer Johnny Rodz, Jenkins is a colorful and charismatic burst of energy, and nothing would kick-start her WWE career quite like winning the Mae Young Classic.

I might be a normie pleb, but I watched these two films on Netflix and they are terrific imo. What are some other kinos with heavy themes of death and morality?

So I recently finished rewatching Amok Time, and I recall hearing Spock explain to Kirk that the pon farr is part of an ancient tradition that comes even before the time of Surak. This got me wondering about the Romulans, whom we know left Vulcan during the Time of Awakening. Is it possible that the Romulans still wrestle with the pon farr, and that they might retain some of the same Vulcan traditions for dealing with it? What else do the Romulans and Vulcans continue to share in common with one another, in terms of culture and tradition, if anything at all?

>> Hail from Captain Pike sir

It's the Enterprise

In Voyager season 1 episode 1 there's a fire in sickbay, why didn't the computer erect a forcefield to suffocate the fire like in that TNG episode with the Irish http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Up_The_Long_Ladder_(episode) ?

"I.C. Wiener?" Aw crud.

I thought we gonna have a thread like this. Buckle up for my hot takes:

- most of the dialog on ST is really clumsy and I find this to be irksome. While there are certainly good monologs, dual exchanges in ST always feel awkward and awfully infantile. It's like every character is constantly in exposition mode and the audience is never required to pick up on clues.

- Let's be honest, besides very fee exceptions like "The Visitor" most of the non-story episodes of DS9 are a snoozefest and filler. There is also zero exploration despite the station being situated next to a wormhole carrying them to the other end of the galaxy.

- despite being a boring movie, ST:TMP was the most Trekish movie, especially with its aesthetic.

- there is never going to be another "real" Trek series, ever. DS9 and even VOY despite its flaws were the last ones. This is because of the industry. Shows these days are all about "personal drama", superficial core issues, Chinese fortune cookie wisdoms in dialog form, massive pressure to have the ratings after season 1, constant SJW quota fullfullment, fast pace so the consumerist audience doesn't get bored. The only chance ever for another decent Trek series would be a completely independent project, non-profit, with crowdfunding. However, you'd catch Aids nonetheless due to the retarded Trekkie community, which would have the main influence over the show.

- post-First Contact uniforms are the best ones. DS9 would be way more enjoyable from the beginning if Avery Brooks shaved his head and got that uniform from the beginning.

- Also, Avery Brooks is a horrible actor.

- despite being left-liberal in tone, there are plenty of episodes that are quite American with neoconservative undertones. In the Pale Moonlight is basically a justification for a false flag to start a war. Old Klingons resemble the Japanese. ST VI was about the end of the Cold War with the Klangs selling out their own country for a Pizza Hut like Gorbachev.

Was it kino? Will it ever get a remake? When will they allow the incestuous undertones to finally blossom into a full-on relationship? When will they completely retcon the two plot events that ruined the show? Can anyone answer these questions for me?

#Resist

#ImpeachSnoke

In the episode Mr F, Bob Loblaw was the one who told Micheal that the mole's name was a "Mister F." He also mentioned he got the lead from the FBI. At the same episode, Tobias talks with a CIA agent, who wanted to reveal his identity. He whispered that he was CIA in Tobias' ear but he mistook it as CAA. In that sense, could Loblaw mistook the MRF as Mr F?

Be honest.

Would you?

Dr. Pavel, I'm nBo

>Cuckime

Knowing this is the Human Holocaust, how would Holocaust Man hero custome look like as a final product?

Please repost this on /co/

Nobody cared who I was until I had a victory royale

So is he a peadophile or what?

When did you outgrow this Chinese drivel? What made you give up on it and find a better way of spending your time?

Did you realize that anime is incredibly subversive and many white nationalists and national socialists have been completely consumed by it? "Protect western culture by promoting Asian culture in the west".

REV UP YOUR ENGINES

Go, Teen Titans, go!

not an organized shilling campaign

Can we get a list of the good stuff from the new canon?

Thus far I've found nothing except the mobile game Force Arena, Rebels/Clone Wars, Thrawn Novel, Tarkin Novel and the Quinlan Vos novel

I love anime

Only goons don't like anime

He a good boy, he dindu nuffin

yup

Woman hate thread.

MGTOWs only

Post whores getting what they deserve. Post woman hate films.

Why is every tread so freaking specific that it can only garner 8 replies before dying?

Can we get some freaking generalized threads that allow us to discss multiple movies in a genre? can get some fucking horror threads? can we have waifu contest threads? Can we have threads about best cinematograhy and how to replicate it? Can we have draw threads? can we tak about Burn Notice, The Duece, Entourage, Korean dramas, Can we talk about David Boreanez in Seal Team. Can we do more besides react to every new trendy thing and being all vanilla Basic Bitches, while at the same time not turning nto fairies who shit on anything popular because it's "le reddit? Can you fuckers show some nigger class and quit being all gay and shit about shit?

If this post gets more than 100 posts with at least 55 unique ids I'll cum in my own soup and eat it

DRAW A SCENE FROM A MOBIE

and anons embarass themselves by not knowing it. I'll get it rolling with a gimme.

/pol/ face when Trump and brett kavanaugh get impeached

Dracula

>wife sudokus

>vlad wants to sudoku

>priest says nah bro its a sin youll rot in hell your thot wife is in hell

>vlad fucks up church

>stabs jesus statue

>jesus statue bleeds

>vlad takes cup and drinks the blood losing his mind completely

>becomes a vampire

Every other Vampire Story

>I love you bite my neck

ITT: Greatest Actors of all time

Did he do anything wrong?

Elliott Rodger kino

Genuine question. What are some animes that involve anime girls farting? When a girl is comfortable enough in herself and her surroundings to relax and rip ass, my dick is hard as a rock. She's exposing herself and putting her dignity at your mercy. Brapime, if you will.

>BREAKING NEWS: Several feared dead as helicopter and plane collide in mid-air over Rothschild family's Buckinghamshire manor house

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5093089/Helicopter-plane-crash-mid-air-collision.html

Bane?

>went to see venom 3 hours ago

>spacecraft crashes with no survivors within the first 3 minutes

Best timeline

How do we fix women, /r9k/?

Does it deserve a motion picture adaptation?

Really makes you think

MOMMY

How do you go from this

Now this is кино

First picture of the live-action show only on the new Disney streaming service.

It's a black girl, right?

Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshoop photomorph them to fit with SW.

Is this lolikino?

ITT: We take the plane scene and replace one word at a time.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They're not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And why would I want them?

They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get them on board, I'll call Ittin!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists Smee, Maimen, Dr Pavel-Heer, Button Lee, Juan Ovyu.

First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?

He didn't fly so good. Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plan.

At least you can talk. Who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pulled that off, would you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course. Dr Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours; we had to find out what he told you.

Nothing… I said nothing!

Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your plan?

Crashing this plane… with no survivors!

Mayday, mayday, mayday…

(No! This can't be happening… I'm in charge here!)

No! They expect Juan Ovas in the Wreckage Brother.

Have we started the fire?

Yes, the fire rises.

Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear… that comes later.

Bravo Nolan

Why would someone shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane anyways?

Because why not? Give forth everything you've got, old and new, art and reactions, smutty or classy, everything.

What's the Cutie Honey of Internet Bloodsports?

https://invidio.us/watch?v=9g5knnlF7Zo

Is there anything more pointless than these shot for shot remakes of 90s cartoons with inferior art direction and miscast actors?

Kurt's gotten some heat for being boring and his only story angle so far, the bastard mulatto mutt son, falling flat on its face. Daniel Bryan has been pretty useless since Miz was moved out of SD and couldn't feud with him, and may be leaving for something that lets him wrestle. Who should replace them as brand GMs?

THEY LIVE 2

https://movieweb.com/they-live-2-john-carpenter/

Who could pull it off? I'm assuming Carpenter won't direct it.

>It's over

what did he mean by tihs?

So, is this show completely dead now? I used to really like the old seasons, but it's been going downhill for a while now. This current season is just complete SJW trash not a single laugh from me thus far.

Gahoole General Thread

ITT We post all things related to gahoole and gahoole kinos

Another migrants wave headed for Europe.. oh, oh no no no no no

What do you think his favorite anime was?

Now THIS is KINO!!

What does /tv/ thinks of this?

HOLLYWOOD AND SJW BTFO FOR GOOD

Percolatrice I love you be my wife.

Hello /tv/, i've watched a lot of martial arts action films (well pretty much all of them, actually) so i'm here to share what I think are the 50 best martial arts fight scenes in movies. I'll be starting at 50 and will countdown to #1, doing about 5 every day. Some films you'll inevitably know, but hopefully you'll learn about some of the rarer ones. You'll also be happy to know no Jew-produced film made the cut. If this doesn't get any interest then i'll just start a blog instead or something.

Not me…

We are drawing/tracing every 6th frame from the plane scene to make an animated version. This set of frames will cover from the 2:00 mark ("No one cared who I was…") to about 2:15 ("For you.") of the plane scene.

How can I participate?

1) Find a frame that you would like to draw, e.g. frame 1944.

2) Search the thread to see if anyone has claimed that frame already ("ctrl-f #1944").

3) If it is not claimed yet, post in the thread to reserve it by writing, e.g. "I claim #1944" - make sure to include the pound sign ("#") so that everyone else can ctrl-f and know that it's claimed!

4) Once you have drawn the frame, upload it to the thread and/or website (preferably both), and post in the thread that it is complete: "I have finished @1944". Again, including the @-symbol is important so we can track which ones have been completed.

5) Make absolutely sure you claim and post completion of your drawn frames - if you upload to the website or thread without noting it, someone else will probably grab your prize.

Guidelines for drawings

1) Colour - All frames must be in greyscale. If you post a coloured image it will be converted to greyscale in the final video.

2) Shading - do your best to match the shading in the original frame. If you are doing a line drawing, at least set the background to not be pure white (pick a grey that sort of matches the video) as this will otherwise cause a flickering effect.

3) Quality - you don't have to be an expert to join. Tracings are 100% accepted and approved! Please just make sure that the drawing shows a reasonable mirroring of the actual position of characters/objects in the real frame.

Photo-manipulations: applying a filter, 'cartoonifying' the original frame, etc. will generally not be accepted - it is meant to be a drawing project. However in some cases if everyone likes it we will get it on board (e.g. in the old thread somebody did a DOOM photoshop).

A list of frames is available at the website (becquerel.sdf.org) and I will be posting them ITT as well.

>tfw no qt iranian gf to escape from LA and the bogs with

Kinos about n00bs?

This was once considered widly funny to homo sapiens for a few years

I had something like this happen to me once but i had no choice! I have high functioning autism in 2012 after i graduated my grandparents were so sick that I had to go to the store to get them something and my uncle was unable to go so i got in my grandma's car that has a handicap license plate to go to the nearest grocery store and what happened I parked in the very first front space that had the handicap sticker everybody was very nice to me but one second this security guard that looked liked negan from the walking dead a bit he saw me walked up to me 50 miles fast and asked what am i doing I said im I'm getting some things for my grandparents he asked why I said they're sick and I need to take care of them and he said oh okay so what the hell are you doing in the handicap space I said well officer i have a license plate that had the symbol so he looked at it and he grunged at me and said well young man you dont look handicap to me explain it to me why you think you are a handicap and I explained everything to him that im autistic and i have misunderstandings and sunlight bothers my eyes when I walk far away and he said now you listen to me just because you're high functioning autistic doesn't make you a handicap what part of that do you not understand i said well I'm sorry officer i didnt mean to I'm just trying to take care of my only grandparents am I in trouble he said well you will be if you dont get out of this handicap space and park all the way in the back and what he did he almost pulled his nightstick and his cuffs out and I said okay officer i understand and he pointed and yelled out loud GOOOOOO!!!! So i did what he told me then i was able to get what I needed for my grandparents and my god I almost cried in the store and everybody saw what happened but when I came back home my two grandparents and uncle came out and asked what happened my sweet darling I told them what happened and they shattered their eyes and hearts and said oh come here it's okay and we all hugged and cried and my uncle said well my boy you did the right thing for doing what he said or you wouldve been in trouble so we went inside our own home to be together I mean man they were so worried and glad that I was back home i was still upset for what happened that day I have been insulted by a security guard just because i was autistic and over a parking space and years later a old mexican american girlfriend that knew me since 2007 heard of what happened to me got worried and concerned about me and she hugged me so tight and kissed me and said its okay my sweet little boy there's nothing wrong with you you are what you are I'm proud of you your grandparents are proud of you and we have been together since then living and caring each other! So yes i was almost treated like this scene! :(

Fresh kino boys

>Dude vapes LAMO

South park still as topical as ever.

>tfw ywn be a goblin leader

>tfw ywn lead a group of goblin pirates

>tfw you haven't raped any women

>tfw you haven't killed anyone in a month