Why did it flop?

Why is she so fucking cute?

Why can't Americans into Christkino?

/tv/ Pay for my healthcare!!!

Is this the first marvel capeshit bomb?

You haven't seen the latest Capeshit de la semaine? How uncool and out of the loop are you?

You are not allowed to masturbate to this picture if you mocked her in the past year.

I've been seeing a lot of d&c shilling, particularly towards americans. STOP. we are all white brothers here, all welcome in the ethnostate.

What is your favourite language for the plane scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw

Worst Star Trek episodes?

This masterpiece is from DS9 season 3, episode 8: "Meridian".

Thread in which /strek/ celebrates the return of the greatest currently-running Star Trek series for it's second season.

Just imagine…

The Varg Movie

Who's seen it?

OH NO NO NO

Is it kino?

>'He used my body for his own sexual gratification': The Fast and the Furious director's transgender daughter, 32, accuses her father of molesting her when she was just two years old and claims he would tell her stories of raping women

>Valkyrie Weather made the accusations against her father Rob Cohen, 69, in a public Facebook post

>Weather said she was made aware of the 'sexual assault' by her mother Diana Mitzner, Cohen's first wife

>Weather also accused her father of raping another woman

>Cohen has denied all allegations against him calling them 'categorically untrue'

http://archive.is/wcjye

cytu.be/r/mafiaTV

come join us for booze movies and livechat

stanley kubrick marathon starts at 6:00 EST, showing random shit until then

>MAXIMUM BUMP TOLERANCE EXCEEDED, CAPTAIN!

STD Season One Recap:

Michael Burnham is the greatest starfleet officer in history. She knows literally everything and can solve any problem presented to her with consummate ease and no small amount of condescension. She was adopted as a child by Spock's parents because there were no other foster parents available out of trillions of Federation citizens but those of Star Trek's most iconic character (who never mentioned an adopted sister in 50 years of canon). The greatest starfleet officer in history commits a mutiny which ends up killing her captain and single-handedly plunges the Federation into war with Klingons (who are now bald xenophobes obsessed with racial purity). Instead of serving her lifetime prison term, Michael is recruited as a science specialist on the secretive USS Discovery, the most advanced ship in the fleet which boasts holographic systems that shouldn't exist for decades, and an experimental "spore drive" that can teleport the ship instantly to any point in the galaxy over a "mycelial network" of space mushrooms. They briefly use a giant tardigrade as their navigator until someone found out that the whole concept of tardigrades teleporting via space mushrooms was plagiarized from an indie video adventure game called motherfucking "Tardigrades." Good job CBS.

Among the crew members of the Discovery are Captain Lorca: a no-nonsense hard-ass with a shady past who plays fast and loose with regulations and might be a little too trigger-happy for a starfleet captain. The alien first officer is Saru, who can sense danger and death approaching, and is from a species comprised entirely of betas. Chief Engineer Stamets is in charge of the spore drive and becomes its navigator after the tardigrade is sued out of a job. The medical officer is Dr. Culber who is gay with Stamets and is currently deceased and/or a spore ghost inside the mycelial network. And then there's Tilly: a hyperactive, overweight, autistic ensign completely unsuited for service on starfleet's most advanced, experimental starship, but is nonetheless inexplicably part of the command track program. God save the poor vessel that sees Tilly as her captain. There's a bunch of other characters that make up the bridge crew, but they're so poorly developed that most viewers don't even know their names. There's also Tyler who is a Klingon double agent / love interest for Michael Burnham, but nobody cares.

Anyway, a bunch of stupid nonsense happens and eventually we find out that Captain Lorca is actually from the Mirror Universe (which absolutely nobody saw coming because the writing in this show is just so fucking clever) and needed the Discovery's spore drive to get back home. Mirror Universe antics ensue, but eventually Lorca is killed and Burnham "saves" the Mirror Universe version of Georgiou (her dead, mutinied-upon captain) who in this reality is the Emperor of the Terran Empire, a Hitler analogue, and an actual cannibal. When the ship makes it back to its own reality there is a convenient time jump wherein the Klingons are about to win the war, but Michael Burnham the greatest starfleet officer in history with aid from Space Hitler avert disaster at the last second. For her "heroics," not only is Burnham's punishment for MUTINY, MURDER, and WAR commuted, but she's reinstated at her full rank and joins the Discovery crew full time. As the ship flies off to pick up its new captain, they are intercepted by the USS Enterprise, Christopher Pike commanding, just in time to bilk CBS All Access subscribers into re-upping their subs based on nostalgia lenses alone.

STD Season Two status:

Captain Pike takes over the Discovery and we find out starfleet gave him an urgent mission to discover the source of seven mysterious red energy bursts that appeared all across the galaxy. For reasons that will most likely make no logical sense, these seven bursts along with a cosmic entity called the "red angel" have driven Spock to commit himself to the loony bin. The only person who can save him and unravel the mystery of the red angel is his estranged adopted sister that we've never heard of in 50 years of canon, the merry mutineer Michael Goddamn-Fucking Burnham. It's whispered that Michael did something to Spock in their childhood that traumatized him so irreparably that they haven't spoken to each other since, but the show won't just come the fuck out and say what it was, because the hacks that write this shit either don't know, or are second-guessing the likely faux-incest storyline that literally everyone could see coming.

In conclusion, fuck this show and anyone who says "Oh, it's not THAT bad" because, yes, it fucking is.

OH NO NO NO

are jedi meant to be the jews?

Does anyone find it weirdly contradictory that the Federation had a death sentence for going to the Talosian's planet because they were afraid people would obtain their technology and become addicted to it. Then a few decades later the Federation develops their own eerily similar technology and puts it on all of their shiny starships?

what was their fucking problem?

So is there an image which better summarizes the Disney purchase of Star Wars than this?

have you celebrated the fact that Emma Roberts has returned to her natural hair color?

>in b4 blackedposting

who cares, she was playing pretend for a film. still better than macarena gomez. literally a goddess and BO for /bestemma/ is going to resent his rash decision. his board has died.

What the fuck happened?

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.

Looking for:

>a rough number of people interested

>opinions on 1 or 2 films

>opinions on voting (whether it's popular vote or 1 vote 1 chance in a randomiser)

>initial film (I'll default to a random film in my collection if no one has a better idea)

Additionally, if someone wants to set up a stream for the film, that'd be cool, but not something I will be offering to do myself.

Before anyone asks, no, the 3rd post at the top is not implying all waifufags will be banned on sight, but hopefully it doesn't get to the point where it truly bothers anyone.

If you have any ideas you don't want to post, I also set up an email at FilmFag@protonmail.com (click Anonymous at the top for it) which I'll check every so often. I won't be using a trip.

>I live on the planet Earth

>My high fantasy story which I am writing shall be set in the world called… Middle-Earth.

Bravo

This is my kino list for Idolposter and Raven.

I'm not allowed to post here. I don't know who is behind this but fuck you, I will find a better place.

Here my kino list

A scene at the sea

Kids return

Hitcher

Le feu follet

Le samourai

City hunter with jackie chan

Patriotism Aaron Embry

Witness

A Prayer for the Dying

Animatrix beyond

Sayonara

What planet do these people come from where it's somehow "not cool" for a man to cold-approach a woman on the street? This absurd sex-negative society fantasy must be a wet dream for /pol/ and /leftypol/ alike.

This is a pathetic attempt at social engineering if I've ever seen one. If anything, it's only motivating me to cold-approach women more.

Who was in the wrong here?

Who's pumped for Captain Marvel? Can't wait to see it opening weekend. Saving up my NEETbux so I can give them directly to Brie Larson.

By 2020, China will be the dominating force in cinema. What can America do to stop the yellowing of modern film?

You're not allowed to post Ryan Gosling or Robert De Niro.

Miles McInnes ATTACK Alex Jones on Infowars

>theres treasure in anon's pants and we're gonna get it!

the secret of having genuine relationships with people in the style of films is drinking 3 shots of whiskey per day. share your life pro tips here

I need some more hyper violent martial arts movies.

I’m on a kick antipating John Wick 3. Rewatched The Raids, Man of Tai Chi and I finally got around to watching Marantau and Ong Bak. Anything you guys could recommend?

Reminder

Derek Cho is having a really bad day. After being unjustly fired from his job, he discovers that the law firm's building is under quarantine for a mysterious and dangerous virus. Chaos erupts throughout the office as the victims of the disease begin acting out their wildest impulses.

SOUND DROPS TWO TIMES FOR 30 SEC EACH FOR SOME REASONS

No one cared who I was til I put on the noose.

>Stars in the two biggest and well received action movies of the winter

>Is romantically pursued by a black guy in both

>Cucks both characters

Is Hailee /ourgirl/?

DRESSED TO THE NINES

EYEPATCH WEARIN'

FULL ON THE BANDANA

ALL THE GIRLIES BE STARIN'

MCGRIDDLES FROM JAPANESE MCDONALDS SUPER EARLY IN THE MORNING

Post your favorite wrestling themes that are so bad that they are good.

faggot destroys tree and kills bees for globohomo land development.

thoughts?

so this is the guy that incels admire… woah

No pedophile ring

No conspiracy

No real mystery

Get ready to be disappointed.

OH NO NO NO

>1028 days until avatar 3

A mystery man, well-dressed and groomed, older than (You), approaches.

>We’ve met before, haven’t we?

How do you respond?

>“Penny Dreadful,” the Showtime series which ended after three seasons in 2016, is back from the dead. The cable channel revealed plans for a spinoff show — “Penny Dreadful: City of Angels” — in a Monday news release. Showtime said the upcoming program will be a “spiritual descendant” of the earlier series, which was set in Victorian London and featured characters like Dr. Frankenstein and Dracula.

>The spinoff “opens in 1938 Los Angeles, a time and place deeply infused with Mexican-American folklore and social tension,” the network revealed. The show is also focused on “the conflict between characters connected to the deity Santa Muerte and others allied with the Devil.”

>Fans hoping for the return of “Penny Dreadful” stars Eva Green, Timothy Dalton and Josh Hartnett are out of luck, though: Showtime says “Penny Dreadful: City of Angels” will feature an entirely new cast and plots.

>The new show is the brainchild of John Logan, who created and executive produced the earlier show. In a statement, Logan said the program “will have a social consciousness and historical awareness that we chose not to explore in the ‘Penny Dreadful’ London storylines." He added, “We will now be grappling with specific historical and real world political, religious, social and racial issues. In 1938, Los Angeles was facing some hard questions about its future and its soul. Our characters must do the same. There are no easy answers. There are only powerful questions and arresting moral challenges.”

Could be good, I like Natalie Dormer and Penny Dreadful was alright, at least the episodes I saw. South American mythology is ripe for exploration in the same way as gothic horror icons are. The "social consciousness" line has me a little worried though, it could just mean entwining more history with the fantastical elements but equally it could mean "this show is now my personal twitter blog". I suppose we'll have to wait and see. Fingers crossed for some latinas in Day of the Dead face paint

post a better girl than vash

pro tip: you can't

post j-dramas

i want to punch her annoying cunt face

Where are the toilets in Star Trek?

Or have they develop some sort of genetic engineering that means they don't have to shit?

>"Former child star Jake Lloyd has reportedly been diagnosed with schizophrenia and transferred to a mental health facility from prison."

Now that's a neat trick

Shots/stills you like thread.

Old one is too long already, and 3 years old >>6630

What was the last thing you watched, and what did you think of it?

OH NO NO NO

Okay now this is epic

Impressive, most impressive

More cartoons based on jewish fairy tales

EMMA WATSON IS A TRANNY!

DUP BTFO

https://archive.fo/8UC9s

Western civilization is a shit test

ITT: we post objective kino.

Do you think he ever bragged that he was in Jurassic Park?

=THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO=

What happened to humans in Wayward Pines? Abbies are clearly americans 56%ers. But how did they regress to such state? Is the show implying this is the end result of miscegenation or it's all about the climate stuff?

Abbies are stronger "animals" than humans, but primitive.

I realized that while very tiny com-links are everywhere in Star Wars, there aren't any mentions of cell-phones or the like (the difference being you can't dial anyone with a comlink or make a 1 on 1 call, your communication is audible to anyone on that frequency). Only video games that show up are space fighter simulators (which can be repurposed for porn viewing) and playing board games against a droid that is holoprojecting the pieces.

Are there any other real world technology that doesn't seem to exist in the EU? I find the idea fascinating.

http://fractalsponge.net/?p=4224

Fractalsponge is a well known 3D designer who's made a lot of excellent recreations of SW ships from all media. However the fuckers at Disney have actually gone and traced his works for one of their fucking handbooks straight from google images. The absolute state of Yidsney.

Couldn't the entirety of Looper have been avoided if Joe had just adopted Cid instead of running away in a golf cart like a little pussy? Unless he pulled some Darth Vader-type shit I see little reason as to why his adopted son would ever betray him. And when older Joe cleans house, there'd be no danger for Joe to live a public life once more. Literally nobody could tell anyone that Joe let his loop run, since they're all fucking dead. And good luck trying to send even an army of Gat-Men towards the trio; Cid would murder them with his TK before they could so much as prepare to attack.

why is she obsessed about anal sex?

"The first thing you need to know, all I have on under that costume is a thong. They brought them in on my first day, like, 'Here are your thongs,'" he said. "I had serious misgivings – would my arsehole ever be the same again? But I had to get used to it. Even though I was thinking no way, no way!"

>666 days until avatar 2

Why isn't she a nudist?

YELLOW VEST LIVE

Today Macron gonna kill everybody

Live

Multi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ykp4UWCWI

>Ruptly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFT7CmBRhxg

>Update

>>>/dempart/13287

Let's just binge watch old redpilled Tom and Jerry episodes

WANTED

Lana del Rey's ass was stolen!!!

I actually like this character

BRENDAN IS FUCKING BACK

Here we go! Submit your favorite /film/s for the 8chan Top 250. We'll use this thread to discuss films that should and should not be included. Generally we want the list to reflect the nature of this board, so let's try to avoid mainstream titles. If you liked a recommendation from an old thread, or if you have a new suggestion to add to the list, now is the time to speak up.

https://letterboxd.com/8chanfilm/list/8chan-top-250-films/

https://letterboxd.com/8chanfilm/list/8chan-favorite-shorts/

Accepting banners here

I wish normalfags had never discovered anime…

Are upskirt scenes Kino?

why was this film greenlighted at all? one of the cringiest and stupid movies I've ever seen. What a fucking retarded idea

>tfw cinema shaped my taste in women when growing up and now I can’t get rid of the fantasies not matter how many redpills I take

Did cinema destroy your life? When you think about it, society went to shit at the same time cinema happened

what the fuck

http://store.steampowered.com/app/815040/Star_Trek_Adversaries/

Any kinos about the good goys winning in the end?

http://archive.is/SO55z

Chantal Akerman has passed away. I've only seen News from Home and Hotel Monterey but I appreciated her unique style, even if it required patience.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/07/arts/chantal-akerman-belgian-filmmaker-dies-65.html

http://blogs.indiewire.com/criticwire/chantal-akerman-pioneer-of-feminist-and-structuralist-film-is-dead-at-65-20151006

What's interesting about her personality is how she rejected the title of feminist film maker even though everyone wanted to put her in that box. Most obits you'll read today are quick to include that label in their descriptions of her. I remember hearing that she did not like doing "women's film festivals" and preferred regular festivals instead.

> I won't say I'm a feminist film-maker ... I'm not making women's films, I'm making Chantal Akerman's films. (London, 1979)

Damn, in the future mostly mutts and niggers will survive

NOOOOOOOOO

ITS JUST SATIRE

YOU WERENT SOPPUSED TO LIKE FASCISM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE

IN THIS EPISODE

>CIA discovers /unna/

>hothead cooks breakfast for /leftypol/

>fucking wypipo still rob injuns

kinos about finding that your whole life is a lie? other than the matrix

Can /tv/ recommend any kinos about making things right?

>Democratic Sens. Kamala Harris (Calif.) and Elizabeth Warren (Mass.), who are both running for president, have reportedly said they support reparations for black Americans affected by slavery.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/430999-warren-harris-back-reparations-for-black-americans-affected-by-slavery

Why did the Jedi Order forbid romantic love and sexual attraction? This rule literally led to their destruction.

That episode where he gets molested really contextualized his interactions with women in The Big Bang Theory.

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

I'm thinking /ourhapa/ Keanu Reeves in makeup.

I see a lot of other boards have this to keep it from becoming too dead. Post ITT whatever your thoughts may be on random wrestling bullshit that crosses your mind. Also a good place to discuss smaller promotions or feuds that dont really deserve their own thread.

Iizuka retirment show Febuary 21st 4:30 EST/ 3:30 CST/ 2:30 MST/1:30 PST

Honor Rising showings

Feb. 22nd 4:30 EST/ 3:30 CST/ 2:30 MST/1:30 PST

Feb. 23rd 4:30 EST/ 3:30 CST/ 2:30 MST/1:30 PST

KInda like this.