Nerve Center

MIKE

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MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ONE

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D….

MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WE HAVE FALLEN BEHIND /LEFTYCUCK/

Y'all niggas need to step yo game up.

Are there any other Asians here that get mad when you see an Asian acting like a white person? I drives me up a fucking wall. There is a way Asian people are supposed to act and everyone of us knows it(even though the bananas like to play dumb) but they completely disregard it, completely disregard the traditions and expectations of their ancestors. And for what reason do they spit in the faces of their ancestors? Not for any noble reason, like helping others. Not to pursue the truth or find spiritual enlightenment. No, nothing like that. They do it just so they can fit in with their stupid white friends. And even the white people get uncomfortable seeing Asians embarrass themselves by putting on a phoney white facade. Even they feel embarrassed for you. Other races get a pass for acting like white people because without white people the other races would have nothing and be nothing. But we were able to build and maintain a civilization and culture equal, if not superior, to the white people's without having to suck at the great white tit like the other races did. It is insulting to throw all that away just so you can feel like you fit in with the white people. Your ancestors went through unimaginable hell to pass down their genes and their way of life to you and you can't show even an ounce of filial piety? You're a joke and an embarrassment to your people. Just the bananas in this shitty movie.

>the left can't m-

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

What are /tv/'s favourite science-fiction movies?

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

what are some kinos about videogames?

ITT Music videos with aesthetic

Good looking actresses

There was infograph that got gradually added to a year or so ago, but the anon/anonette that allegedly created it said she deleted it due to lack of interest. Even so, there weren't any names on the infograph so it was borderline useless unless you knew who was on it.

What I'd like to know is what does /tv/ consider an actually attractive actress? And I mean from every country and every time period. Even if it's an obscure Giallo from the 60s and it featured a knockout of a female lead, I'm interested. I'm trying to build an alternative list on what I feel is the Top 50 - 100 most attractive for every year since WW2 finished, outside of what all the kike-owned rags want us to think. I have a lot of names already, mostly from the 90s onwards, but I want to leave no stone unturned for when I unveil said list a few months from now.

I'll start with one that not many would have heard of before; Nicola Peltz.

>inb4 (((jew)))

Yes I know she's a kike, but she's fucking hot, that you can't deny. Would take her as Wonder Woman a million years before that ugly plank Gadot.

This may be my favourite diss track of the year. These guys fucking destroyed KSI. This is the most brutal rape I've seen outside of hentai.

Crypt had the best verse, no surprise there.

Star Trek Discovery Season 2

The absolute state of Star Trek.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Character posters are out.

Who would you cast in a live-action adaptation of the 50th anniversary edition of The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn with a new foreword by Jordan B. Peterson?

GAY TRANDOSHANS IN SPACE

FUCK THE PREQUELS, AMIRITE?

SWTOR

So /sw/, I know that not everyone here (or anywhere) is fond of Star Wars: The Old Republic, and many recognize it as one of Bioware/EA's many examples of greedy corporate douchery and also the Revan character rape (among other things). But still, its the only major SW MMO out there and it has a shit ton of content, and I thought it would be nice if we had a thread specifically about SWTOR in hopes that maybe we could play together, form our own guild or just help each other out with stupid missions. The game is not as hard as it used to be sadly since they nerfed it by adding difficulty bullshit and even a single player can do a heroic mission by themselves as long as they have decent armor and a healer. But still, we could get together and kill world bosses and whatnot, or just harass other players and hope we don't get banned… If not, just call me a faggot/SWTOR shill and we'll just pretend this never happened.

RIP Adam Sandler 1966 - 2018

Best Sandler movies thread

(Not many people know yet)

Movie Battles II

Monday 9pm GMT there will be a Movie Battles II server up for the /SW/ community. Chat, fight, capture objectives and duel on the "Best Star Wars game of all time!".

Movie Battles 2 is a free mod of the game; "Jedi knight: Jedi Academy". It can be downloaded at www.moviebattles.org, it requires a copy of Jedi Academy (JA) to play. You can use the steam version or GOG version of JA. It runs around £7 on steam, but if you can't afford that or simply don't want to give Disney your money the pirated GOG version works just as well (or so I'm told).

Monday 9pm MovieBattles II; /SW/'s server. See you there.

Password will be revealed in this thread 1 hour before startup.

>> Hail from Captain Pike sir

It's the Enterprise

Who's next?

What are some kinos about perfect waifus?

Everything is Awful

>go to torrent some kino

>see this

WHAT THE FUCK

Get punched /pol/

Finally the adaptation we've all been waiting for.

2018.. I am forgotten…

/tv/ Celeb Waifu Game!

>You say you love me, I say you crazy

>We're nothing more than friends

>You're not my lover, more like a nigger

>You stole my bike when I was ten

How did Anne-Marie get away with this?

Hey, /tv/! What's your favorite episode of Dutch Oven Cookin' with Cee Dub?

Movies about getting investigated and having you and your entire family getting dabbed on by the feds?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Now it's no longer dark. The whole neighborhood is blazing." –George Lincoln Rockwell, "White Power"

ok now this is CHAOS

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

40k

who could pull it off without kikeing it up? I don't trust anyone in hollywood.

New trend after superheroes: Musicians

Just read in the newspaper that they are developing a movie about "Prince's music". It was written that his songs will be strung up on a story that holds them together. The source was Variety, so it could be a rumour, but now that the Freddie Mercury biopic has became a hit, and there is already an Elton John-movie in the post-production stage, I guess a new trend is coming.

>This is what monkey jones actually looks like

WTF ha ha ha

NO WOnder why he wears a monkey mask.

What are some other kinos with this aesthetic?

Its happening

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/956542843744587777

SEVEN YEARS

This movie is pure kino. I have seen it like 20 times and can quote it line by line,

.t rebbit

Road to Tokyo Dome thread

No one made a thread.

What are some ripoffs that are better than the original?

Pic related, star dup btfo

Any sites that can recommend you movies (from a giant database) after giving a couple of similar movies?

There's too much garbage out there, and movies I like now aren't well known. They're gems that I stumble on.

I already know about imdb.

Pic unrelated.

He bought?

Youtube eternally BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It took 6 days for Jewtube to effortlessly defeat Justin Bieber, who had held the record for 8 years.

>Only the third video to breach 4 million dislikes

>Only the second video to breach 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9 million dislikes

>First video to breach 10 million dislikes

>82.10% dislike/like ratio

Childhood is thinking that Hapas are like Junichiro Hill

Adulthood is knowing that Hapas are really like

Brap Kino

What is some true patrician KHNO about Pawgs being sent off to the Bran Barns?

Who do you think will win Miss Universe this year /pol/ /tv/?

Girl Scouts sue Boy Scouts over trademark as boys welcome girls

>The Girl Scouts of the United States of America filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against the Boy Scouts of America on Tuesday, after the Boy Scouts decided to drop "Boy" from its namesake program and start welcoming older girls.

>The lawsuit in Manhattan federal court is an attempt by the Girl Scouts, founded in 1912, to avert an erosion of its brand and membership as the Boy Scouts, founded two years earlier, tries to reverse its own decades-long membership decline.

http://archive.is/eMPlv

Bad Movies thread

What is the worst movie you have ever seen? Not so-bad-its-good-bad, but actually, genuinely bad?

I think for me it was this jewish abortion. The CGI was ugly. It looked like it was made in the 90', but not in a good way. In a cheap, shitty, CGI way. It was painfully unfunny. All of the jokes were either cheap references to whatever culture the food items were from, bad food-based innuendos, and dude weed """""humor.""""" I couldn't even finish it; I turned it off half way through.

1/5, would not recommend.

DO you liek mudkipz

Mad Thad

>be weeb pedophile

>go to prison for being a weeb pedophile

>against all odds, survive and come out the other side reborn as a chad

this man's life is ripe for a biopic

who would you cast?

Jenny new vid is out!

Writing off a week long vacation on her taxes by vlogging about it.

https://invidio.us/watch?v=xrIxGWterYA

Primer

What are your thoughts on this movie? Intellectual gold, or over complicated trash?

After the first watch I was just left totally confused, but after my second watch I really enjoyed it.

Nyanpasu

Was he the original robot?

Have you been practicing this week?

Titans (2018 TV series)

OH NO NO NO

Raven poster should be ashamed for supporting this

>>>/caco/817

Photomorph Thread: Episode II

Since the last thread has almost reached the bump limit, I'd thought I'd start a new one. You know the drill, but for those who don't:

>Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshop photomorph them to fit with SW.

Punjabi the Pussy Slayer

Times Up Sweetie

>CBS Paid Actress Eliza Dushku $9.5 Million to Settle Harassment Claims

>In March 2017, Eliza Dushku, an actress known for her work on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” signed on to play a major role in three episodes of the CBS prime-time drama “Bull,” and there were plans to make her a full-time cast member.

>Her time on the set began promisingly. The show’s star, Michael Weatherly — a mainstay of CBS’s prime-time lineup for 15 years — seemed friendly. And a producer and writer on “Bull,” Glenn Gordon Caron, told Ms. Dushku she would be more than a love interest.

>Then came a series of comments that made Ms. Dushku uncomfortable. In front of the cast and crew, Mr. Weatherly remarked on her appearance, and made a rape joke and a comment about a threesome. Shortly after Ms. Dushku confronted the star about his behavior, she was written off the show. She believed her time on “Bull” came to a sudden end as a result of retaliation.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/13/business/media/cbs-bull-weatherly-dushku-sexual-harrasment.html

Rian Johnson still making movies, /tv/ utterly destroyed

Tweet from Rian Johnson: Knives Out is on it's last week of filming right now. That means soon Rian will be able to focus mainly on writing his Star Wars trilogy full time as he edits and finishes Knives Out for release.

TV BTFO

>harry potter

Netflix’s Best Days Are Over

>Netflix crashed 36%

>Netflix will lose a lot of its best content… and potentially millions of subscribers who switch to Disney+.

No no no no no

https://www.forbes.com/sites/stephenmcbride1/2018/12/10/netflixs-worst-nightmare-is-coming-true/amp/

Has this ever been done? Straightening out kinos

Are there any kinos where a faggot and a dyke are friends and decide to fuck as a way to parent a child but in the middle of it they discover they're "making love" instead of just "having sex" and that the only true form of love is heterosexuality, changing their lives forever and never looking back?

I bet it has happened at some point in history even if it's rare and even a naive concept. Closest things I can think of are these two. I haven't seen them but I know they feature a fag finding that there's nothing like straight romance. One straightens out, the other doesn't.

MODS!

Filter "kino" to cunny, it'll be sooooo funny x3

Lets be honest here….

>God tier

>Gandalf, Legolas, Aragorn, Galadriel,Tom Bombadil

>Dumbledore, Snape, Hermione, Dobby, Fawkes

>More than decent

>Bilbo Baggins, Boromir, Sam, Gollum, Theoden, Faramir, Eowyn, Gimli, Treebeard, Haldir

>Mad-Eye Moody, Lupin, Firenze, Mcgonagall, Sirius, Hagrid, Harry Potter, Luna, Neville Longbottom, Fred and George

>Shit tier

>Frodo Baggins, Arwen, Eomer, Merry, Pippin, Lord Denethor, Elrond*, Isildur

>Ginny, Cho Chang, Ron Weasley, Barty Crouch Sr, Cornelius Fudge, Cedric Diggory

*half-elf, half-man - all excuses about "being there the day men failed"

Is Amy Schumer the most astroturfed celebrity in history?

"Sonic the Hedgehog" Motion Poster

Why has God abandoned us?

8chan Top 250 Films

Here we go! Submit your favorite /film/s for the 8chan Top 250. We'll use this thread to discuss films that should and should not be included. Generally we want the list to reflect the nature of this board, so let's try to avoid mainstream titles. If you liked a recommendation from an old thread, or if you have a new suggestion to add to the list, now is the time to speak up.

https://letterboxd.com/8chanfilm/list/8chan-top-250-films/

https://letterboxd.com/8chanfilm/list/8chan-favorite-shorts/

Was Mr. Freeze the original Baneposter, back in 1997?

He certainly wasn't a hothead.

TOR Separatist Canon

I know that we already have an 8canon thread, but I feel like it's purpose is for us to iron out more general concepts and ideas and extremely specific cases like the Korriban posts.

ITT we'll be trying to fix The Old Republic as well as set up a new timeline of events that actually fucking makes sense.

Specifically, we'll be looking at

>the mandalorian war and the cause of it

>the Jedi civil war that followed

>the interwar period inbetween the First Galactic War

Captain Marvel 2nd Trailer

You said this would fail /tv/. It's looking surprisingly epic. Looks like you're wrong again and marvelkino is going to continue.

Any movies with juicy jewcykino?

Heathcliff>Garfield

He's also the original

>Alt-right Nazis are openly supporting vaping

Fuck you trump support Nazi get punched

LOL

Why is French film so degenerate?

MOUSED.COM

Anyone know any good movies about alternate history, preferable about events that happened 200 or more years ago

Hey anons I'll be willing to try to be your friend it will be a strict 1-on-1 friendship, I want the same thing as you, I do have a few expectations (it's most about the kind of friendship itself) though and I'm not sure if we can become friends, if you don't mind this don't hesitate to contact me, my email is yuu@firemail.cc

I'll explain to you how I feel about this in more detail when we have talked for a bit. I'm also curious if you have any expectations (just tell me per email). You surely not just want any friend if you could choose, you want some probably which you share hobbies with and which has a character similar to you, don't you? Maybe this doesn't sound like much, but I think it absolutely could meet that if you can meet mine and we could become good friends or whatever you had in mind when talking about friends. Email: yuu@firemail.cc

I'll reply as soon as I can to emails (even if this post is old, I'll still read my emails for it, it isn't just a throwaway.) Sorry for being unrelated to tv

Kinos about enlightened liberalist leaders falling into the darkness that is the alt-right?

This is the story all about how

My plane got twist turned upside down

so lets take a little flight

just sit right there

I wanna hear about your masterplan in the air

Star Wars Vidya

Let's have ourselves a Star Wars vidya thread.

What are your favourite SW games?

What are your least favourite SW games?

If you could make any game in the SW universe without any restrictions, what kind of game would you make?

And why will the VR game suck so much?

I keep fantasizing I'm living in nazi occupied territory and I'm hiding some 10/10 jewish girland basically she has to fuck me. I'd be "raping" her every night. Although there's no active resistance and I'm very polite I am abusing her vulnerability and know it. I know in different circumstances she'd want nothing to do with me. But I have genuine feelings for this girl. After some time whenever I ejaculate inside of her I can't help but whisper "I love you". I would die for her perfectly content, especially with the thought of me seed being inside her. Over time she learns to love me. Every evening she is waiting for me and we fuck. I want to get her pregnant so bad. I don't have some sick perverted fetish of wanting a Jewish child but this girl is perfect. I want our genes and our destiny mixed forever in a child whatever his/her ethnic tribe might be I don't care. In my fantasies I do get her pregnant.

My escapist masturbatory fantasies don't go further than that. Usually I've cum by this point.

Pic somewhat related, has similar romance plot and I've fapped to it dozens of times.

Make me a Vol

I'm a critically acclaimed comedian who posts only /tv/ only when not on stage or in the cuckshed. I won 6 Emma awards, I'm the only real Louie around. I like this board and I'm disgusted by what it's become. Make me a Vol so I can sticky all blacked and cuck threads, you can't do it on your own Gahoole.

Nearly entire board is too white

I'm a busy guy so contact me at louisck@louisck.net or drop by my West 12th Street apartment.

BrightBurn trailer - new James Gunn anti-capeshit kino

>What if a child from another world crash-landed on Earth, but instead of becoming a hero to mankind, he proved to be something far more sinister?

Really makes you think

What's the chicken and waffles of television and film?

What did they mean by this?

Darth Vader's soldiers killed Luke's parent figures.

Darth Vader personally killed Luke's best friend from home.

He tortured Luke's sister.

He tortured Luke's new smuggler best friend.

He cut off Luke's hand.

Despite knowing all of that, Luke decided he was going to risk his life to convert Vader back to the light, and he succeeded.

A couple decades later, his nephew, someone he had seen grow up from childhood, thinks some dark thoughts and Luke can't handle it.

>girls fresh out of college starting their career

>camera pans New York or LA skyline

>wooooooooooooooo NY/LA ooooooooooooooooooooo

>shows them toasting shots

>slutty dancing with some random chad

>"i'm a female against the male-centric world."

>"where have all the good men gone?"

Darth Vader (2017) Comic

Issue 8: Sheev attempts to teach Vader a lesson, to use his emotions, but to use them wisely. He warns Vader against letting himself be controlled by his feelings, otherwise his lessers will become his masters.

Issue 10: Vader doesn't heed Sheev's lesson. He allows Jocasta Nu to make him mad. First she exposes that he's Anakin Skywalker to the clones (whom he kills as a result), and then she taunts him of Sheev wanting to train other students. As a result, he loses himself in his feelings and does exactly what Jacosta Nu wanted of him: to kill her, so she can't expose her secrets to Sheev, and even to destroy the knowledge on force sensitive children. A weak old lady, Vader's lesser in every way, became his master. Sheev's warning made manifest.

This is one of the best mini-arcs we've had, let's be honest. I really like how the relationship between Sheev and Vader is being portrayed, here. In the EU, Vader was little more than an emotional bitch with Stockholm Syndrome toward Palpatine. Here we see Sheev and Vader have mutual respect for eachother, and Sheev even treats Vader like a genuine friend, even while maintaining the sharp edge of a Sith by constantly pushing and testing Vader not to grow complacent. Vader has massive flaws, but he's never weak or whiny. He makes mistakes, but he doesn't lose sleep over mustache-twirling evil Emperor doing something that challenges his morals. In fact, in this portrayal we see how Vader is more mindlessly destructive than Sheev is, which makes perfect sense, since Vader still has so much more to learn and ultimately fails at doing so.

I'll just come out and say it. The portrayal of Vader, and Vader's relationship with Sheev, is better in this Marvel comic than it is in the Dark Horse comics.

Star wars revisionism.

I feel like I'm being gaslit on Star wars so I thought I'd ask if any one else felt the same way. I've been into nerd shit since the early 90s. I remember Star wars being a flash in the pan where no one cared much about it. The movies came and went as popular things do, games sold okay and books sold to the nerd crowd. It was a series which nerds kept afloat but it wasn't something colossal. It was no bigger than Nightmare on Elm Street or Friday the 13th. Big for it's time but nothing sustaining it.

The special editions were announced and made out to be this huge deal. Star wars was going to be back in the cinemas again and it was SUPER HYPE EPIC. But very few people gave a shit. They did okay and the nerd crowd went. It wasn't anything big. It definitely wasn't a legendary return or anything like that.

Then the prequels hit and episode 1 was every where. People went nuts for it because it was the real kick off point for CGI. The story didn't matter, people went for the effects and to enjoy the universe/darth maul. People didn't bitch or say it was bad because it fulfilled it's goals as a 90 minute CGI fest. Pod racing was cool, Maul was cool, Jedi were cool. Even the fish segment was considered pretty awesome.

Attack of the clones came out and it did okay. It wasn't any where near the hype of episode 1 but it was still hyped up. People went to see it to see more Star wars and be entertained with special effects again but special effects weren't as unique as episode 1s so it kind of slid down the hype a bit. People's biggest complaint was the movie ending just as the war kicked off.

Episode 3 didn't generate any where near as much hyper as episode 1 but it outdid episode 2. People wanted to see the jedi fight and while it was more of a "I'll pick it up on DVD" movie it was still well received.

A few years back I stumbled across the RLM videos tearing the prequels apart and it was news to me that people didn't like them. They had been pop corn flicks at the time and liked the same way Antman is now. It was like a whole revision of history was happening because people on the internet made shitty videos about them.

Now I look at the hype around old star wars and I see it being made out to be this HUGE EPIC TOTALLY DEFINING SOCIETY franchise that I never saw at any point up until TFA was announced. It influenced special effects with both trilogies and lead to many knock offs but it's a lot like Jurassic park in that aspect. It's visually impressive pop corn fodder not 24 hour a day pride parades in disney land.

Shows with confusing theme songs

What the heck Is the theme for English dub of detective Conan suppose to be about?

What is this from?

Saw it on /v/

How did they get away with this?

What's the Ferrero Rocher of television and film?

Make me a Vol

I'm a NEET who's on /tv/ nearly 24/7, I actually watch movies, I started OINK posting, I started Lucas posting, I like this board and I'm disgusted by what it's become. Make me a Vol so I can clean up this shitshow, you can't do it on your own Gahoole.

Nearly the entire board is off topic

I use a VPN so tell me how I should get in contact with you or the board owner to become a vol.

Will this old fart ever finish what he started?

What is the penultimate cuck-kino?

Bad Times at the El Royale

Anyone seen this flick?

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