Nerve Center

9mm bullet ricochets off armadillo and hits shooter's mother-in-law

>9mm could’ve even kill a armadillo

>Comments full of butt hurt 9mmfags

Oh no no no no

shouldn't it be called Alien vs Alien? they're both aliens.

Dominion 2019 Thread

June 9th



Jon Moxley vs Shota Umino

Satoshi Kojima vs Shingo Takagi

Yoshi Hashi and Jushin Thunder Liger vs Minoru Suzuki and Zack Sabre Jr.

Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, and Ryusuke Taguchi vs Jay White, Chase Owens, and Taiji Ishimori


Tomohiro Ishii vs Taichi(c)


Guerillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa) vs Sanada and Evil


Will Ospreay vs Dragon Lee(c)


Tetsuya Naito vs Kota Ibushi(c)


Chris Jericho vs Kazuchika Okada(c)

Bella Thorne Shares Nude Photos On Twitter After A Hacker Threatened To Release Them

I only found these three following pics via an image search for “Bella Thorne nude photos Twitter”, are there more?

June 15, 2019

Bella Thorne shares nude photos on Twitter after a hacker threatened to release them

(CNN) Bella Thorne shared nude photos of herself Saturday after she said a hacker threatened her with them.

"For the last 24 hours I have been threatened with my own nudes," the 21-year-old actress, model and singer wrote in a note posted on Twitter alongside screenshots of text message conversations with the alleged hacker, who said he had pictures and videos of her.

"I feel gross," she added, "I feel watched, I feel someone has taken something from me that I only wanted one special person to see."

Thorne said she was releasing the pictures because "it's MY DECISION" and "NOW U DON'T GET TO TAKE YET ANOTHER THING FROM ME."

"I can sleep tonight better knowing I took my power back," Thorne wrote. "U can't control my life u never will."

CNN called the phone number of the alleged hacker, which appeared in the screenshots, but has not heard back.

It was just last year that Thorne revealed she was physically and sexually abused as a child.

She's the latest celebrity to have her privacy violated as a result of hacking. Several years ago, a slew of famous women – including Jennifer Lawrence, Aubrey Plaza and Kate Upton – had their private photos hacked and shared online.

"Just because I'm a public figure, just because I'm an actress, does not mean that I asked for this," Lawrence told Vanity Fair at the time her photos were shared. "It does not mean that it comes with the territory. It's my body, and it should be my choice, and the fact that it is not my choice is absolutely disgusting."

Chad Stahelski


>chad aesthetic

>square jaw


>alpha male

>good looking

>decided action films in the modern age were shit

>goes on to make 3 films of arguably the greatest action series in western cinema

>literally called Chad

this guy is a meme right?

>apply to job

>buy new tuxedo

>spend hours preparing

>nervous but excited

>interview goes great

>can you start monday?

>y-y-y-yes of course!

>*door swings open*

>*enter tainted goblin*

>lol xddd if's dusf a frank bro, your dusf gof drollzed and will be unemfloyed forevah!!

>never apply to a job again

Tarantino's Trek

>Tarantino's a big TOS guy. He loved Abrams' 2009 reboot. His pitch is a big scramble of stuff he loves about TREK.

>Movie is basically STAR TREK: GENERATIONS 2.

>The stars would be Chris Pine, William Shatner, and Patrick Stewart. Essentially it's R-rated STAR TREK AVENGERS.


Fan Projects

What are some good SW fan projects to get your SW fix since Disney sucks dick? I found this fan film a few days ago and was wondering if there are others like it.

He's still wearing that fucking shirt.

Why do girls pretend to like surf?

WWE June 2019 Megathread:Summertime edition

Heyman announces Lesnar will cash in on Rollins this Monday

>After Brock Lesnar learned about the one-year clause in the Money in the Bank contract, the question on everyone’s mind was when The Beast would make his move. Now, Paul Heyman has put the matter to rest: It’s happening this week, and it’s happening against Universal Champion Seth Rollins.

>Following the McMahon family’s opening of an executive review to determine Lesnar’s punishment for “disrespecting” the Money in the Bank contract, Paul Heyman went on the offensive, declaring that his client would take a proactive rather than reactive strategy and would cash in on Rollins this Monday.

>There is still some suspense at play here. Heyman did not specify when The Beast would be cashing in, only that it would occur between the hours of 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. ET, "at a time of [Lesnar's] choosing." Still, that doesn't mean the title is Brock's for the taking. Rollins is one of the only men to crack the code of defeating Lesnar, and with the champion at least having some specifics to work with, his chances of a repeat are higher than Heyman and Lesnar are likely willing to admit.

Not dead yet

>WWE Super ShowDown will play host to a first-ever battle between The Undertaker and Goldberg, but both Superstars have been conspicuously absent since the match was announced. That’s fixing to change this Monday when The Last Outlaw rears his head on Raw just days before the bout. What he’s going to say is anybody’s guess, but tuning in will be essential to anybody wondering what’s on The Phenom’s mind … and, of course, whether he ends up having some unannounced company …

Roman Reigns to team with The Usos to battle Drew McIntyre & The Revival

>Roman Reigns’ rivalry with Drew McIntyre has fumed ever since WrestleMania 35, while The Usos and The Revival are just getting started. This Monday night on Raw, the two grudges will collide in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that pits Reigns and his twin cousins against McIntyre and the cocky “Top Guys,” who are already one-up on The Usos following a victory two weeks ago. Which team will walk out of Raw with bragging rights?

These colors don’t run

>Last week’s Raw brought with it the grim news that the injured Rey Mysterio will be forced to surrender the United States Championship, as a separated shoulder will prevent him from defending it. Samoa Joe, understandably, is licking his chops and for a very specific reason: The Samoan Submission Machine has already announced he’ll be waiting for Mysterio’s abdication to take back what he bolieves is rightfully his following a controversial loss at WWE Money in the Bank.

Ladies first

>Lacey Evans cast aside her partnership of convenience with Charlotte Flair on SmackDown LIVE when she got into a post-match brawl with The Queen, though that could end up being a bit of a double-edged sword for The Sassy Southern Belle. On one hand, now she has Raw Women’s Champion Stone Cold all to herself and as good of an opportunity as she’ll ever have to relieve The Man of her last remaining title. On the other hand, Evans now has no backup against The Irish Lass Kicker, and with Lynch having formed something of an alliance with Nikki Cross, that could leave Lacey down a man — so to speak — as she makes her move. Time will tell if her strategy pays off or if Evans has made a grave tactical error.

So who were the victims of Jew Wario? I know one has been outed and I don't know who that is but who were the others?

Comment on the last film you watched.

Old one is too long already, and 3 years old >>6630

What was the last thing you watched, and what did you think of it?

>tfw 12 core/24 thread amd cpu coming out so I can finally transcode a kino while playing vidya


Elsa should take off all her clothes. She should take pride in her natural naked state. She'd finally be free.

Kinos about this aesthetic?

Actors Who Took the High Road

I am going to feature some living Actors that I enjoy with Films and TV that I enjoy, the focus being actors that shunned the degenerate lifestyle. Now there is no real criteria but its only men to prevent waifufagging. Without further ado our first feature someone everyone should be at least familiar with: == Kyle Machlahan ==

>Scottish, Cornish, German

>Married Once

>Lynchs Muse

>Hot Wife

<Only 1 Kid

<Banged Lara Flynn Boyle and let her make adjustments so that Cooper didnt bang Audrey

Some of his Kino Achievements include: Twin Peaks, Blue Velvet, Showgirls but did you know he was also in Portlandia of course you did, Inside Out and the Flintstones? But more esoteric is his series of videos he does of his dogs with his wife "Mookie and Sam He also owns a winery "Pursued By Bear"

This concludes my Book Report tune in next time Im gonna discuss Gary Oldman.

If any anons want to discuss their own heroes go ahead

Celebrities so disgusting they make you barf

Women who are unironically ugly with no charisma and low IQ who ruin movies just by being in them. Bonus points if you know for a fact they get roles by sleeping around. I'll start. Seperated by race

white (most likely jewish)

>Jessica Chastain

>Olivia Munn

>Jennifer Lawrence

>Anna Kendrick

>Anne Hathaway

>Vanessa Hudgens

>Jessica Biel

>Margot Robbie

>Mindy Kailing


>Tessa Thompson


>Lupita Nyong'o

>Danai Gurira

These are the people killing your movies guys. Say something awful about these disgusting slags.

>tfw there will never EVER be another good historical epic film

Kino about black on black Violence

Here is a picture of Emma Stone and her Oscar. Why doesn't Emma Watson have an Oscar?

Sharks swim around the world, ergo it is not flat.

What's the best movie about Anne Frank?

Are any of them accurate to her sexual preferences?

>tfw Best Emma

Lovecraftian horror

No soy, no gore, just something so disturbing and psychologically unsettling you almost can't look at it straight on without risking your sanity

>pic related


>Nintendo just won E3

>((Mark)) already on a banning and deleting spree because he hate banjo and Kazooie

Oh no no no no

>they predicted it

Was Tom and Jerry based?

I like the b-grade sci-fi slop I find on Netflix. Its comfy and fills time as I lie in bed. This movie was really bad but who cares, yet Hillary Swank being in slop like this is amazing. Is she the hard up? Is Netflix paying so much?

Scenes from your Life

Depicted through cinema.

Was the Iron Chancellor the OG Big Guy?

>6'3" tall

>wore a ~mask~ big mustache

>had a master plan (to unite Germany)

>manipulated a small guy (Napoleon III - 5'4" tall) who thought he was in charge of European affairs

>edited the Ems Dispatch to rise the fire (both among the German and French population)

We should do a historical investigation to check if the Plane Scene dialogue wasn't present during the surrender and capture of Napoleon III at Sedan. I wouldn't be surprised.

WTF Nolan???

seriously how the FUCK did Nolan figure that this would be tasteful?

Your mamma's series.

HBO's explicit teen drama Euphoria features over 30 penises in the first episode.

OY voy Godzilla king of monster a flop goy!

== Only watch Disney and marvel

Movies! ==

Is this the start of an epic new kino?

imagine if zach was born female like this hapa, I would cum buckets


This is my childhood. My childhood are faggots band :'(

>he doesn't like Bubblegum Crisis

Was it anikino?

Why are the main female characters in TV shows always such annoying cunts?

Why didn't Carly walk around naked with her shoes on?

Terminator 6

They somehow made the impossible and turned Terminator into pure distilled soy

Razorcuck btfo on Blade Runner 2049

also blade runner thread

ITT post G4 kino

Kike and kikey cringe at Rick and Morty

>Even Justin is aware

Kino, pure kino

What's /tv/'s favorite Batman film?

Now that /strek/ hates TNG, how do you feel about TOS

Does the original series still hold up or are you guys going to hate it too?

Photomorph Thread: Episode II

Since the last thread has almost reached the bump limit, I'd thought I'd start a new one. You know the drill, but for those who don't:

>Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshop photomorph them to fit with SW.

Alex Kurtzmann Fired? Star Trek Picard, Discovery &amp; Tarantino Updates

Is there a fate worse than being a showrunner for modern Trek?

>discovery was a bomb

>last movie was a flop

>picard show in trouble

the fact that they have to make a picard show and go back to the original timeline after they botched every attempt post into darkness is telling

Why doesn't he just make Television and Movies?

Downloading Films off Raiplay

How do I download films such as this off raiplay?

Pic related is another one I want to download as well

Weekly Film Club: George of the Jungle 2

>Guileless, feral man-child George (Christopher Showerman) is back living in his African home with his bride, Ursula (Julie Benz), and their son, George Jr. (Angus T. Jones), but the family is called back to the United States to help an old friend. While they are in Las Vegas, Ursula's old beau, Lyle (Thomas Haden Church), and her mother, Beatrice (Christina Pickles), conspire to keep her in "civilization," while engineering the destruction of George's jungle habitat.

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS:Con Men & Grifters


Second edition, here we talk about her, she's perfect and beautiful

Cuba Groping Jr.


Grabbing women's breasts at a night club is now illegal or something?

Sounds like a (((Hollywood is Purity))) LARP.

Too BTFO To Be Incel

Finished watching it. Here's my overview/explanation if you aren't gonna watch it yourself (You should if you don't have a more valuable use of your time)

>First episode establishes our first main character - Martin Jones, a Hapa dirty cop. His partner Larry (a nigger) is killed by some spic named Jesus, who was avenging his dead druglord mother. Martin calls up "Damian" - A black gang leader who Martin used to work for/works for. Damian doesn't know who Jesus is and assigns Martin a target. Martin also fucks a 17 year old yuppie girl (Janey) to the sarcastic objections of her rich father (Theo) Larry's hwyte GF tries to blackmail Martin for drug money by exposing his statutory rape to the cops and Martin just tells her "no" like a chad. Damian and his crew find Larry's GF and beat/rape her because she owed them money or something. They give Martin a gun and give him the choice to "put her out of her misery" or not. It's not shown whether Martin kills her.

>Episode Two establishes our second set of main characters. Jesus (who is the nephew of Don Roberto, a cartel leader in mexico) arrives in Mexico after killing Larry. He meets Don Roberto (who is crippled and has a colonoscopy bag), Miguel (The Don's son), and Yaritza (A mystic that the Don supposedly found in the desert). The cartel and the Mexican police maintain tepid peace because of Roberto. Miguel wants to declare all-out war on the Mexican police force, and is hoping his father dies soon. During a game of police vs. cartel soccer, Roberto suddenly dies. The police captain comes to Roberto's funeral and extends peace to Don Miguel. Miguel doesn't respond. Later, the entire police force is captured by the cartel and executed by Miguel and Jesus.

>Episodes 3-5 focus on Martin. He is promoted to his Department's Homicide unit as a Detective. He also continues his job working as a hitman for Damian. Investigating the murder of a pedophile, Martin finds the suspect is another hitman, named Viggo. Viggo works with Diana, a victim advocate and mystic. She supplies him with information about pedophiles, molesters, and rapists. Martin and Viggo begin to work together as hitmen. Martin's coworkers at the PD are all childish assholes who he ignores. Damian assigns martin a new target, a korean guy, but suspiciously gives almost no reason for the hit. Martin tracks down the korean guy and questions him, which reveals he owes Damian only $8k. Martin and the korean go to the asian mafia to get the money. Hideo Kojima cuts a finger off the korean with a katana and gives him the money. Martin returns to Damian with the korean and the money and requests that he doesn't work for Damian anymore. Damian negotiates with Martin and finds him more "moral" targets. Martin is assigned to kill two rape pornographer brothers in New Mexico. He drives down to New Mexico and tracks the targets to a local bar. He fraternizes with the targets until they bring him to their "studio" to film a porno. As Martin is about to get derobed, he kills one of the targets and a slut before sweeping the studio for the other. The other target seemingly fled the studio. Martin returns to his car, where the second target jumps out and starts shooting. Martin books it and the second target follows in an electric car, in a chase that lasts 8 hours. Eventually Martin and his pursurers are in the desert. The second target uses the last of his ammo to fire at Martin. The electric car's battery runs out, and Martin uses the opportunity to reverse and ram the second target, severely injuring him. Right before Martin kills him, the second target tells him about some girl he has locked up in the desert. Martin forces the target to lead him to the girl, who is buried in a ventilated coffin. Martin forces the target at gunpoint to dig the girl out with his bare hands. Just as he finishes, the target rushes to stab Martin with a switchblade and fails, getting shot. Martin tries to comfort the girl, but she takes the dropped switchblade and stabs him in the side. Martin crawls away.



There can only be one

If you were going to disconnect your internet tomorrow and never use it again what media would you take with you? You can have 1 TV series, 1 movie and 1 album.

I assume none of you watch TV any more

He can't do it alone!

Four Mega-Franchises and a Woke Lecture Die at the Box Office

>This weekend’s box office wiped out two franchises, cemented the failure of two others, and mercy-killed one of those woke entries only pompous critics adore.

>We’ll start with Men in Black: International, which is doing even worse than those already-dire predictions of $30 million. Deadline reports this stinker will open to a pathetic $25 million, which is less than half of what all three of its predecessors opened to. Even the 22-year-old original launched with $51 million in 22-year-old dollars.

>As I mentioned in my review, MIB4 has no swagger, no sex appeal, and no laughs; just a confusing story, bad special effects, and a bland leading man who is treated like an imbecile because he’s white and hetero and we must now grovel before the woke.

>This is the second franchise Hemsworth has helped destroy by allowing himself to be publicly emasculated. The first was that dreadful Ghostbusters remake.

>Samuel L. Jackson’s Shaft had been projected to land in the $15 to $20 million range. In the real world it crash landed at $8 million.

>Well, for whatever lunatic reason, Warner Bros. decided to turn a 48-year-old franchise built on grit and testosterone into a lame family sitcom.

>The original Shaft, the 1971 masterpiece that currently sits at number 59 on my list of the greatest American movies of all time, personified cool, sex, masculinity, and what it means to be one man against the system. And while I’m as much of a purist as any rabid movie fan, that doesn’t mean I’m unreasonable. For example, John Singleton’s 2000 sequel/remake, which is also called Shaft, is pretty freakin’ great.

>But when I saw the trailer for this-third-movie-called-Shaft — you gotta be kidding me. This is like turning the James Bond franchise into a musical, or Tootsie 2 into a psychological thriller, or Caddyshack 3 into a monster movie

>There’s a fan base for this brand. Back in 2000, Shaft opened to $22 million and I would have happily stood in line to watch Roundtree take his iconic character into 2019, but that trailer was flat-out depressing.

>Another bomb is Mindy Kaling’s Late Night, which was sold as woke-female-of-color-lecture, because we all go to the movies to get talked down to. Oh, wait — actually we don’t, which is why, like a third-wave feminist on her honeymoon, this wide release is just lying there and not doing anything with a pathetic $4.5 million opening.

>Rocketman is officially toast. In its third weekend, the Elton John biopic has grossed just $65 million. What was supposed to be this year’s Bohemian Rhapsody will make about a third of that blockbuster.

>And then there’s Dark Phoenix, whose feminist superpower is the ability to kill a beloved, 20-year-old franchise. With a second weekend collapse of 77 percent, X-Men 10 will sit at a measly $50 million after ten days — which means it will not even clear $100 million domestic and possibly gross less than $200 million worldwide. That adds up to another $100 million loss.

>Woke killed the summer box office.

>Yep, Trump broke Hollywood.

>Man, I miss T&A.

Chernobyl (2019)

>Chernobyl is a five-part historical drama television miniseries created and written by Craig Mazin, and directed by Johan Renck. A co-production between HBO and Sky UK, it depicts the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of April 1986 and the unprecedented cleanup efforts that followed. It features an ensemble cast consisting of primarily European performers, led by Jared Harris, Stellan Skarsgård, Emily Watson, and Paul Ritter. The series premiered in the United States on May 6, 2019, and in the United Kingdom on May 7, 2019.

Now that the series is over and all five episodes have aired, what did /tv/ think of this historical drama? Was it kino? Was it woke?

Sofia Coppola

Is this her magnum opus?


Too Old to Die Young


Recommendations Thread

Post your ten favourite films and others in the thread give you recs based upon that list.

In no particular order:


>Parsifal (Syberberg)

>Nostos: The Return

>A Canterbury Tale

>The Leopard

>Die Nibelungen

>The Plea

>Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors

>Picnic at Hanging Rock

>Marketa Lazarova


Post your /film/ related webm here!

OC is best … but share any clips that you find mindblowing, funny, bizarre, unique, etc.

I think the only limit imposed by the site is that files must be < 8 MB.

Plane scene

>go to /bane/

>want to watch plane scene

>nothing! I found nothing!

Well congratulations! You got yourself the plane scene. Now post every time in this thread when you watch it.

The Pirates of Dark Water

Why does everything good get cancelled?

Everyone seems to love this show but I watched the first two episodes and it seemed like generic haremshit. Does it get better later on?

WW1 Kino


They making a sequel or what?

Is it kino? It is!

Mark Hamill Schools ‘Embarrassment-In-Chief’ With History Lesson From 1787


Reminder there is nothing more American than shitting on your sitting President

when is this gonna be in guardians of the galaxy?

Kojima the movie critic

He does a better job than any of those "professional movie critics"

This is chinese anime.

As in from China.

Apocalypse now

I kind of like these guys' take on some of my favorite movies of the 70s and 80s. In a music video. Featuring Trump. LOL or what? :D

Who took the photo?


>Internet commenters are criticizing Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for an Instagram photo he posted of his daughter, Jasmine, swimming in the pool.

Disney's Star Wars theme park

So yesterday someone sent me a link to a news article revealing that Disney's Star Wars park will be opening on the 31st of May. I am shocked they finished that crap in just 3 years. I thought it wouldn't open until 2023 or so. So how much will it suck? If it was rushed this fast, I'm not sure what to expect.

I saw only like one picture and it looks like nothing from the movies. Just what the fuck is it?


I can't find the title of this movie, all I have are these webms.

Anyone know what it's called?


Right now.

Who will play them in the inevitable biopic?

Watchmen (2009)

>In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it.

Why can't any other capeshit flicks come close to this film's level of quality. It looks good, it sounds good, and it makes you think. So why do /co/cksuckers hate Zack Snyder so much when he's given them the only super hero film worth watching?

Jennifer's Body (2009)

>A newly possessed high school cheerleader turns into a succubus who specializes in killing her male classmates. Can her best friend put an end to the horror?

So why didn't she show her tits?

Why does Ahsoka walk around naked? Is she some kind of nudist?

Was he a white supremacist?

Game of Thrones

What was the meaning of Gregor Clegane, the Mountain, Ser Robert Strong, the Enormity that Rides?

What was he?

Blade Runner 2077

Can't believe a second sequel is already coming out.

>tfw we live in the time of the kinopounder

kinos about this feeling?

I've been marathoning Blue Velvet for the last few days. I'm about 40 minutes into it. Should I finish the marathoning right now?

What is your honest opinion of Nolan's movies?


#MEtoo general

>Funimation whole legal defense is throwing #KickVic voice actors under the bus

Is #Kickvic the biggest failure of the #MEtoo movement?


What does Hollywood mean to you?

What is your immediate reaction?

If you are new here

Don't trust Ravenn poster. He's a real pedophile.


cordup btfo

Game of Thrones (2011-2019)

Now that it's all over and the dust is beginning to settle, what does /tv/ think of the television series which will go on to define the 2010s? It spanned an entire decade and captured the imagination of the whole world, for better or for worse, this show will be remembered.

Personally I think the first season is the only one which was actually kino, while 2-4 were okay but even then they were beginning to show signs of what was to come. Considering that this was the first thing David Benioff and D.B. Weiss actually ran themselves, it's really not surprising they would make mistakes. They were the producers, the writers, and sometimes the directors, and before this they had never even made a short film. I always hated how characters would be recast, settings would be visually retconned, and the overall visuals never really remained consistent. But I can't say it's the worst show ever made.

I think in the end it will be remembered as a pulpy sword and sorcery story that tricked the majority of people into thinking it was something deeper up until right before ended.

Welcome to the N.H.K. (2006)

Based on the novel and manga by Tatsuhiko Takimoto, this show gives us a glimpse into the life of Tatsuhiro Satō a 22-year-old NEET living in early 2000s Japan. This is probably the most popular piece of media about a NEET ever made. Chances are if you're browsing 8chan you've already watched it. So the real question is, /tv/, how long until Hollywood gets their claws on this thing and makes a live action Netflix series starring Jaden Smith as Sato, and Elle Fanning as Misaki? I give it a decade at most before we hear that someone has bought the rights.

The Hummingbird Project (2019)

Pretty okay.