Nerve Center

>2019

>Still can't make a girl with a computer

This what they took from you.

>AEUUUGHHHH

Unexpected Twists

>Brie Larson has a flat a-

LOL

Was it kino?

https://invidio.us/b98Z1ogS3HY

how did he get away with it?

Repeat after me

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

yikes. she finally has hit the wall

Classic animation before "anime"

>grows up and watches adult swim. Everyone has the same "anime" face. Even in the cool original non series movies. Finds older movies from Japan, faces are unique.

It's an extension of the style and substance of the movies as well so the newer shit is vapid and shallow.

So what are your favorite older animated movies with stand alone plots?

Holy crap Lois, its Sneed from Sneeds Feed n Seed!

CIA & State Department at Awesomecon

Will they make an outdated Bane reference?

Avengers Endgame: Dr. Strange's Insane Plan from InfinityWar to Endgame

https://ydraft.com/avengers-endgame-dr-stranges-insane-plan-from-infinity-war-to-endgame/

The Orville Season 2 Thread #2

Since last one is at bumplimit and we can't have STD staying on top.

Last thread >>28217

>lusts after a woman who rejected him for his entire life but still desperately slurps poz loads from her cunt at the first opportunity and raises her bastard AIDS baby

>heartbroken by her death despite the fact that she was clearly using him and exposed him to HIV

What was his problem? Was he fucking autistic?

Iron man and black widow die permanently in endgame

hapas are superior

Zach here, daily reminder to all cumskins

>this is your average star wars fan

Why do wh*te people do this?

.

WE

Tony Stark Dies in the End

AVENGERS END GAME

Tony Stark uses the Gauntler to defeat Thanos, but dies in the process. Saved you $14. You're Welcome.

Gahoole's Bald Spot

OH NO NO NO NO

>dumb whore runs up to Vader squirting her juices on his nice cape

>Vader getting sick of that shit real quick

>puts the vapid creature out of her misery

<twitter thots cry over dead fictional thot

<Vader is now the face of Star Wars incels world wide

I have no words to describe the emotions I'm feeling right now. Humor? Joy? Anger? Indifference? Some sort of cocktail of schadenfreude and disgust is my best bet.

<she protected her account in the middle of archiving

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Avengers: Endgame

Are we done with the capeshit for now?

Logic hole in Return of the Jedi?

According to Screenrant it is Luke`s fault that Palpatine returns in Episode 9 (and there is a logic hole in Return of the Jedi)

https://screenrant.com/star-wars-9-original-ending-emperor-force-ghost/

Can somebody explain their thought process? According to the EU, most Sith Lords don't return as force ghosts or if they return they have far less power

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Force_ghost

what ever happened to blissfag?

General Nit-Picking Thread

In Voyager season 1 episode 1 there's a fire in sickbay, why didn't the computer erect a forcefield to suffocate the fire like in that TNG episode with the Irish http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Up_The_Long_Ladder_(episode) ?

/got/ s08e02 Thread #3

Last one hit bump limit

>We need maisie williams but not a weird looking goblin

>Say no more fam

Miss me yet?

>I want moooooore

Women 🙄

why are american cities so soulless? is this lack of good looking, soulful cities the reason of why american cinema never had a movement like the french new wave or italian neo-realism?

Episode 9 Trailer

Palpatines behind it all

You can't make this shit up

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

General Grievous

>tfw this guy could've been the Thrawn of the prequel era, with bonus Jedi-destroying skills

Just rewatching the 2003 cartoon hurts, knowing that he went from a genius strategist and ultimate Jedi-killing machine to a complete disappointment.

Makes it even worse now that it is no longer canon, and the wheezing loser of the CGI Clone Wars show is the "real" Grievous. Shit, they even lowballed Dooku in that show.

I like him having four arms, though. That was a cool addition. I liked him using his legs in combat too, though. Imagine, six limbs, each a potential weapon.

Is there an end for this?

Weekly Film Club:High Plains Drifter (1973)

>In this Western, a drifter with no name (Clint Eastwood) wanders into a small town, where his gun-slinging abilities are in high demand. When the drifter rides into Lago, he is met with incredulity and disapproval by the townspeople. But once he shows his skills with a pistol, the locals realize he may be able to help them fend off a band of criminals who have been terrorizing the town. He agrees to help the townspeople, but does so with his own secret agenda.

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:5cecd3529997d0831bdd6f1e5cde414cad116f68&dn=High.Plains.Drifter.1973.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.trackerfix.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.me%3A2750&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2710

NEXT WEEK'S THEME IS: RIOTS/CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE

New Japan thread till an anon makes a thread about road to dontaku

Here's some news:

"Hiroshi Tanahashi has suffered an injury to his left elbow, and will not be participating in the Road to Wrestling Dontaku Tour (beginning April 13) or Wrestling Dontaku itself (May 3-4), it was announced today.

Hiroyoshi Tenzan will also miss the same dates as he recovers from a knee injury.

Both wrestlers will undergo evaluation and rehabilitation, with no set return date confirmed as of yet."

Tits are the choice of white men.

How would you react if your baby was a dwarf?

Photomorph Thread: Episode II

Since the last thread has almost reached the bump limit, I'd thought I'd start a new one. You know the drill, but for those who don't:

>Let's share some non-SW pics or shitty dank memes and whatever, and then we'll try to photoshop photomorph them to fit with SW.

New MrE

MrE disects the Androgyny Act

and exposes the cabalists behind it.

Who should play Johnny Cage in an IRL adaptation which is about the man who plays Johnny Cage in universe?

HE'S GONNA SAY IT

SOMEBODY HAS TO STOP HIM

FBI tracks down guy from 8Chan and intimidates him. Free speech is over in USA.

What the fbi think of my jav webm?

Because /tv/ don't like them.

She broke the hearts of millions….

>tfw you will never live in the mountains of Montana while plowing your hot blonde cartoonist wife while making thought provoking, politically incorrect comics that the globalist elites don't want you to see

Louis's Show

>Be me at 24 Years old

>Big Louis Ck Fan

>See Louie shug on some dirty greasy pizza when I'm walking down the street and say "heeey Louie"

>He doesn't respond and looks away

>" I am a big fan man"

>He comes in angrily poking his finger at my chest and responds " Listen you fucking white piece of shit do you think I'm gonna bother wasting my time on you huh huh???????

>Louie I….

>Don't Louie me you European devil bag of dicks, look at that black guy over there HE'S WITH ME,that juicy muscular black guy Big Jay and his yummy delicious big black cock which hes gonna give me the BLESSING of putting it in side of my mouth and I'm gonna waste time with you?

>Hehehe whatever man

>Louie drops his pants*

>Yo BIG JAY FUCK ME FO SLAVERY

>He fucks Louie doggystyle while he spanks his own ass saying " I'm a dirty little white boy"

>His show is still kino

>Louie Louie louis

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

post your face when this wins the academy award for best picture

I watched it. It was SO bad how dare you make me waste myt ime like this Yakuza give me my hour and a half back! The only part that was even remotely acceptable was the Presence short. The rest was all style and no substance DEEP and lame 80's animation. I'm sure nostalgiahomos would love it though.

Please recommend more like Maquia in the future thank you.

Star Wars - Clone Wars

The only good Star Wars cartoon that there's ever been.

俺はレイヴンちゃんがココナッツ中出しを取っているながら、レイヴンちゃんのアヘ顔をみるがほしいです

NIGGER

Elsa

Will she be naked in Frozen ll?

what do you think her braaps smell like?

Daily Reminder that Pedowood is Not a Meme

Maisie Williams is a real life example of a mindfucked sex slave, groomed by Jewish producers in Hollywood. She's fucked a million Big Harv's, and one day she'll OD on drugs and people will pretend to be surprised.

MK Ultra is real!

HAHAHAHAAHA /tv/ BTFO ONCE AGIAN

OH NO NO NO NO!

If the federation is such an enlightened utopia why did one of her colonies degrade into a sate where planet wide roaming rape gangs made the rules the moment the replicators started malfunctioning?

Scarlett Johansson

>I mean I'm not… I'm not a nudist you know by nature.

What did she mean by this?

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yup, that's me in the front. You're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation…

Ship Thread

Alright faggots, it's time to discuss our favorite ships/fleets/manufacturing companies.

What's the best

<FIGHTER

<BOMBER

<ACE

<CAPITAL SHIP

<FLEET

<COMPANY

TheSavior

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9l3Vy1m2-fAlJ9mxNKjygA

i made a youtube account and subscriberd to our lord and overlord gahoole. within a hour i was subscribed to by this creep who has a strong dislike for gahoole and wants to get him deleted. others have too. uhhh who

lads, i'm bored. i know on the old board, someone brought up the idea of us re-visiting the EU and doing our own shit, i'd like to attempt to revitalize that idea and form our own comprehensive EU, by picking and choosing the best stuff, leaving out the silly nonsense, and continuing any unfinished storylines, and maybe create some new ones too.

now first, we'll have to compile a definitive list of what's to be our canon. the old rule was that until george made something that would override it, it was basically canon, unless it was like a comic or video game, those were non-canon from the start. however, some of the very best eu material is either a comic or game, so that rule is gonna go out the window and we'll fit in shit where we see fit. also, in the case of say general grievous, we'll obviously go with the shuttle crash and shit like hypori and 2d clone wars (personally i think there exists a possible balance of the 2d and 3d shows).

i know i'm asking a lot since we aren't a very active board, but the last thing i want to do is post this on a pleb board like /tv/ or a pleb fan site like theforce.net, though i'm sure they would be helpful to some extent, i wouldn't want them to have any form of final say or anything.

so, who's down?

Welcome to /sw/

The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction to the board, but can also be used for suggestions, board news or anything you might like to share.

Tips:

• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for live chats and watching SW videos (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We have our own Star Wars encyclopedia covering all pre-Disney media, the SW Holonet. Feel free to check it out and contribute: http://swholonet.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Main_Page

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share what we know.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here. Just don't post CP and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.

Wrestlemania week thread

Thread dedicated to all the other events over mania weekend besides the big one itself and g1 supercard since that deserves it's own thread. Haven't been watching or participating/making NJPW threads since I wagecuck 1st shift and can't stay up to neet hours anymore So if you wanna find something to watch or attend live like I will be doing for the week look through here and see if anything looks good to you

WILL THE INDIE SHOWS BE MORE CONSISTENT THAN WWE YET AGAIN?

WILL CODY AND THE CUCKS SURPRISE SHOW UP TO ONE OF THESE SHOWS FOR A MATCH?

WILL NXT BE THE BEST SHOW OF THE WEEKEND AGAIN?

HOW WILL THE INVISIBLE MAN'S DEATH AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF THE CLUSTERFUCK MATCH???!?!

Here are a few of the events going on over the week all times are EST

4/4 (Thursday)

>Evolve @ Noon (wwn or woootube)

>Bloodsport @ 4 pm (fite or woootube)

> wXw @ 4 pm (wwn or woootube)

>wrestlecon supershow @ 7 pm (no livestream)

>Impact wrestling @ 11 pm(free on twitch lol)

>DDT @ 8 pm (wwn or woootube)

>AIW @ 11 pm (fite or woootube)

>Kaiju Big Battel @ Midnight (wwn or woootube)

4/5 (Friday)

>Chikara @ Noon (fite and woootube)

>WWN supershow @ 3 pm (wwn and woootube)

>Revpro @ 3pm (fite and woootube)

>Blacklabel pro @ 3:30 pm (fite and woootube)

NXT takeover New York @ 6:15 pm (network and woootube)

Joey Janela's Spring BREAK 3 part 1 @ 8pm (fite and woootube)

>Joey Ryan's penis party @ 8 pm (not sure if streaming

>Blackcraft @ midnight (fite and woootube)

4/6 (Saturday)

>GCW Presents ‘Orange Cassidy is doing something or whatever… @ Noon (fite and woootube)

>WWE hall of fame @ 7 pm (network and maybe woootube)

G1 Supercard @ 7:30 pm (Honor club, ippv, njpwworld, woootube

Joey Janela's Spring BREAK 3 part 2 THE GREATEST CLUSTERFUCK ™ @ Midnight (fite, woootube)

Avengers spoiler salt mining

/tv/ pick up the slack and get spoiling, missing on the biggest salt mine of the decade

Short Pasta:

Tony Stark Dies, Cap goes back in time

/film/ request

Does anyone know where I can watch La nuit fantastique? It isn't on thepiratebay and I really want to see it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0041705/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Teegee Wu Joshi Pro Wrestling

So following up on previous posts on /tg/'s gamefinder and /wooo/'s board activity. I'm looking for a few brave souls to play pretend wrestling with. The end game hopefully producing something that is replay worthy. All signs point to a text based game here (or if we get chased off to /quests/) and really I'm looking for the creative/booking/angle ideas as much as individual OC wrestlers.

>>>/tg/416559

>>>/wooo/140866

We're still in the planning phase at this point. We basically need two things at this point. The very initial promotion details and the RPG we plan on using. We have a couple of options for the rpg side of these exchanges. At this point I'm taking the GM's role (both in game and out of game) but I am open to suggestions on the RPG front (it's important we get a system everyone is comfortable with because you will have to use it resolve in-ring action at least maybe more depending on the system.

>The Promotion

We're a Joshi Wrestling Promo out of Japan on the smallest of the small scale. This means a lot of local halls/festivals/Bingo/lack of anything besides a ring, girls and a PA really. We need about 18-20 Joshi's (maybe less) and a promotion name. At the moment I'm planning on each player to be running 3-4 Joshi's each. In addition we could use an announcer/helper per player (or you can reuse a Joshi).

>The System.

I'm looking for something that's fast and light and we have a couple of options. I'll list them here (books I can actually send out if needed). I know there will be a few I miss because they are not in my personal collection. if someone else can provide them, please do so. So the contenders:

>World Wide Wrestling, a genre savy and system light take on the wrestling industry.

<Pros: Light system, easy to learn, very clear about outcomes and models some of the "backstage" of wrestling, getting over, getting heat , etc.

>Cons: Apocalypse World Engine, Pretend Simulationists/Actually Gamist gameplay.

>Squared Circle Wrestling, a made with love d20 conversion

<Pros: Fairly well defined system, obviously made by a fan

>Cons: Levels, obviously made by a d20 fan

>Know your Role, The Branded OGL D20 conversion

<Pros: Announced by Jim Ross and examples people actually know, d20 system

>Cons: Levels, d20 system.

and some oddball choices

>Maid (or in the original weeb Maido), a silly anime harem based game

<Pros: Lots of tables and uniform options

>Cons: The Joshi harem fighting for the audience (I mean masters) attention might be a touch on the nose

>OVA, an anime simulation engine

<Pros: Light, easy to understand game that aim's to generate "Tv worthy" content right out of the gate

<Cons: No wrestling support/awareness. Would be easy to modify but it very much would require people "colouring within the Joshi lines" to really shine.

A certain amount of name/avatar fagging is going to be inevitable with this and if this is against board rules, I am asking for a one thread exception. At this point lets throw some creative promotion ideas, talk system a little and possibly begin throwing around gimmick ideas.

Board Activity

I see a lot of other boards have this to keep it from becoming too dead. Post ITT whatever your thoughts may be on random wrestling bullshit that crosses your mind. Also a good place to discuss smaller promotions or feuds that dont really deserve their own thread.

/sw/ Reaction Images

Sorry for such a shit tier thread but can we get a /SW/ reaction images thread going?

MIB: International

>Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith don't want anything to do with this flop franchise

<Uhhh… just put some capeshit actors in there

Closeted Transkino

This is a man right? I don't care how much extra testosterone sheboons are supposed to have, there's no way that any legit female could have a face like that. Post other obvious trannys ITT.

Donald Drumpf KKK no fascist USA

What did he/she mean by this?

25 april soon

Don't cut your eyes Gahoole.

Jurasic park

did anyone else notice that sekiro has autism

>runs around like naruto

>no emotions

>obsessed with being a ninja to the point that he ran away from home to be one

>when the doctor waifu is hitting on him he is completely oblivious

>manlet

>repeats exactly what people say to him in the form of a question

>oftentimes won't even respond when someone asks him something

>ultra-dedicated to being a ninja like some aspie

sekiro truly is an autism simulator…

>citizen kane was cheap and 2001 was trash made by a hack

Jesus Christ Nicolas

When I watched Godzilla vs Mothra as a kid, the Shobijin gave me a feeling that I would only be able to identify later in life as arousal.

I want to stick a little Asian girl in my pocket and rub her on my dick.

>81 years young

>directed Alien Covenant at the age of 79

How does he do it

Weekly Film Discussion

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.

Looking for:

>a rough number of people interested

>opinions on 1 or 2 films

>opinions on voting (whether it's popular vote or 1 vote 1 chance in a randomiser)

>initial film (I'll default to a random film in my collection if no one has a better idea)

Additionally, if someone wants to set up a stream for the film, that'd be cool, but not something I will be offering to do myself.

Before anyone asks, no, the 3rd post at the top is not implying all waifufags will be banned on sight, but hopefully it doesn't get to the point where it truly bothers anyone.

If you have any ideas you don't want to post, I also set up an email at FilmFag@protonmail.com (click Anonymous at the top for it) which I'll check every so often. I won't be using a trip.

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF

qtddtot - Questions that don't deserve their own thread

What species is the alien rebel in the Starfall illustrations supposed to be?

How does a watch company make a political show that's more sophisticated and objective than anything made by a tv network?

ITT: Songs that when performed on karaoke by a character prove that you're watching Pure Kino™

What did she mean by this?

The era of baneposting is over. Jokerposting's time is now.

The Future of Capeshit

with Marvel basically ending this weekend, what is the future of Capeshit? Full-tilt sjwism? Wakanda and Captain Marvel forever? Or will there be a cold turkey cessation of capeshit, no more capeshit movies?

Gahoole suicide in 3 hours

Watch the live here

https://youtube.com/channel/UCzaFDfOGjcb9ldL0eHGwgAQ

Game of Thrones Thread

Now with 10% more filler

What are some kinos about the fertile crescent?

>The Fertile Crescent is a crescent-shaped region in the Middle East, spanning modern-day Iraq, Israel, Palestinian Territories, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, and Jordan as well as the southeastern fringe of Turkey and the western fringes of Iran.[1][2] Some authors also include Cyprus.

Rocketman (2019)

>we want the Bohemian Rhapsody audience

>Not only ((/co/)) thinks the Joker and Detective pikachu will flop

>/co/ already celebrating joker and Detective pikachu flopping

Why is /co/ stupid?

http://boards.4channel.org/co/thread/107186153#p107186256

Alternative /b/ board: /b/ 2.0

I've made a new /b/ alternative. It's been tried before, and now is the time to do it again.

I have recently reclaimed >>>/b2/ and it's open for business.

The idea is that it's like /b/ but without the retarded arbitrary moderation. Only the global rule will be enforced.

That means unlike /b/:

-YouTube embeds are enabled

-Ability to delete your posts

-TOR posting

-Ability to force anonimity in your thread

-Dice rolling

-Uploading PDFs and SWFs

-Oekaki drawings

and much more.

So come on over and give >>>/b2/ a try. Thanks.

was it autism?

Grass is Greener Documentary

Wow, i'll definitely be watching this. I've been waiting a while for some real ones to expose these lying ass cave beasts suckas who banned a harmless plant because a couple brothas were keeping it real. Stay woke /tv/.

It Was Extremely Jewish

>ywn watch these at 144p in 2002 again

Degeneracy just isn't fun anymore:^(

Fucking Groce

How do you want your new Bond villian fam?