Nerve Center

Hello. I'm a journalist for a small east coast publication.

Full disclosure: I'm writing a piece on why so much extremism and antisemitism originates from this board. Any thought/comments would be greatly appreciated.

Asian Hookers

Every city with over 10000 people has at least one. Has anyone been?

For once, please help instead of just shitposting

I'm an old hat at PC repair. A little too old, I don't have much experience with new Linux systems or with Windows 7 and 10.

I just got a job doing tech support and PC repair.

Where's a good set of tutorials I can skim through to get myself up to date?

Where were you when you realized...

That Conservatives are such cuckolds that the literal founder of (((communism))) supports gun rights more than they do?

Hansen Wreckage





Endogenous Special Rivalry

Hey /b/, what are some rival species within the same genus?

We need to discuss the significance of dysnomia's absence

Jimmothy "Jim" Watkins completed the hostile takeover of 8chan with the vision to somehow make Dysnomia an owner of a main legacy board. When you look at Dysnomia, what he's done to this website he's changed everything. And as we celebrate his brilliance as you read Dysnomia's posts what a classical human being he is. It was 201 years ago today that Beethoven's symphony #3 in E flat ushered in the age of Romanticism in music. And when I see Dysnomia's influence I think of the age of Romantics. This guy has got it all. His shitposts flow like Lizst from the piano yet resound like Wagner. Jimmothy rightfully recognized the ability in Dysnomia. But what I wanted to talk about here today is what Dysnomia is actually doing to combat the cephlapod people. Obviously the cephlapod people phenomenon began in the Sea of Japan and Pacific ocean shortly after the nuclear bombs dropped on Japan. The only people who picked up on this outside of Japan are those who are true scholars of anime, who recognize morse code blinking in sami creating one coherent message about the prevalence of cephlapod people through all of the studio ghibli films. Anyone with the awareness to be aware of the problem recognizes the importance of it but then what has dysnomia been doing on 8chan the last few years? Dysnomia, true to his namesack, has become the modern King of Distortion. Yes he has sat on the thrown of the element of Distortion and travels its' warrens freely. All of the seemingly random happenings on this board have been his experiments in distortiong reality. This gives Dysnomia a legitimate weapon that he can use when combating the cephlapod people, with his ability he can essentially mulligan his way out of almost any situation with the cehphlapod people. If he is about to lose a hand he can simply flip the table over, he is not chained to the conventional rules of engagement. However he can't do it himself and there will be collateral damage. In my experiments I have found that the best way to prepare for the ultimate conflicts supporting our fearless leader is to prepare to withstand the distortion. While our King of Distortion can manipulate and shift reality one can withstand and recover from the shifts more quickly by manipulating the atoms in your body of course it's worthwhile to be able to manipulate your atoms just to be able to travel to different dimensions at will but what is more difficult is to stagger your atoms, set all of them to resonate with the vibrations of a different dimensions so when Dysnomia shifts reality you will have at least some of your atoms shifting at the correct frequency giving you a split second's advantage over the cephlapod people this will be the way the next war is fought i think while it is also important to consider departing to find allies in different world lines realities and dimensions in which the cephlapod people are not so pervasive we also have to be prepared for the possibility that they are the result of a convergence and that not only might we have to take them face on in our dimension and the ones closely related to it but that we may have to on about and clear out other realities of the cephlapod people and so i think we really need to do a collective modal chakra alignment and if you are unable to do this unassisted right now you can email me and i will send you some crystals that will help for the low low price of $79.99 but the cephlapod people won't wait so act now

christchurch manifesto

anyone have a copy of it or know where i can read it? both google and duckduckgo just give me a wall of news articles about it, and i don't feel like digging through that shit

Would you like a bite?

Well, anon?

Alternate world fantasy

If butchering of girls was legal and meat from them was be able to buy in stores, would you eat it?

Also would you work in girl meat processing facility?

How would you organise entire process? (from meat decision to dispose of waste






This makes me cry on a daily basis

Stop socialist terrorism

Please help avenge the poor children whose houses burnt down in Chico. Tens of thousands of people were heart broken and devstated when tens of thousands of houses were burned.

Hundreds of people died and now a foreign power seeks to take over our power companies.

If you actually want to help stop the problem call 301-833-2007 , US cyber command, and complain that Chico police in California are helping a cyber weapon spread and burned down their forest with fair warning on how to stop it.

That's all you have to do. Make that phone call. Be brave.

High School Hate Thread

I honestly loathed high school from day one, at least before i had friends and was reasonably happy until the end, high school was just one big grinding waste of time, all it was in terms of personal development was a 101 in social Darwinism, who ever can fuck over each other the most win, i didn't grow as a person, i didn't make any friends, it was survival to the extent you couldn't concentrate on my work, it was a shithole and i hope i never see the inside of my high school again, i feed bad because i had teachers that liked me and wish i could thank them, but fuck it makes me upset thinking about it right now, i can confidently say i had a general net loss going to high school, now i'm in uni and i can say its better, people are easier to get on with unlike that other shithole, i just look back with regret


>I love you

She looks brasillian. What races are slavs again?

anime tiddies

anime tiddies


>be alberto del rio

>get cute brittish goth gf

>relationship going well

>beat her up in a bar

>brittish goth gf gets fucked by a nigger

>Brad Maddox records it

>gets leaked

>unironically wank to it

white women

White Women are Extremely Jealous of Asian women. White women simply cannot compete with asian women.

brie larwson

these feet tho


Just made $25,000 this week. What should I do with my dough?


Hi gaywads!

My name is definitely not Jeff Becker and I am definitely not going to shill my website

Stay gay!

In this thread I write a book

<If this thread stays alive, I will continue to come back and add more chapters. Dubs and trips maybe decide the story a bit (if you don't give turbo-faggot suggestions).

He watched the slow detritus drift past through the small porthole. He'd been watching now for some many hours, there wasn't much else to do while the Argo was being winched back up to the Triton. Hours and hours of watching the snow-like particles fall in an endless blizzard against the inking blackness.

A red warning light lit up and a faint but urgent buzzer brought his mind back into focus. The sonar had picked up something close by, something alive, something big. But while attached to the umbilical, the Argo couldn't power up it's propellers and move. For right now, he was at the mercy of whatever it was.

Quickly, he disabled the interior lights, hoping that it would lose interest and leave the small submersible alone. Suddenly enveloped in complete cloaking darkness, he dared not move. Dared not make a sound.

From the porthole an eerie light appeared. Many of the creatures from the dark deep utilized bioluminescence. It could be any one of a hundred different creatures.

The light left the porthole and once again the darkness pulled at him, needled his arms, nestled against his mind. The darkness of the deep, the pressure of the air, the millions of tonnes above you and the endless depth below you played on the mind. The dark made it much harder. It wasn't long before he turned the interior lights back on. No one could stand that darkness, that sense of isolation for long. He'd already been down here for some days, scouring the ocean floor in the submarine, looking for any scrap in the old city that the Triton could use.

The massive submersed city was always in need of material. It had no engines but instead drifted endlessly on the currents below the waves. When they found themselves over an old city, they would send the Argo down with a handful of other submersibles, attached to umbilical cords, to scour and pull up anything useful, detaching from the umbilicals for short periods to enter old buildings and narrow passages, returning for power and air.

He had been on the long return trip now for probably about a day. Another few hours and he would be home.

Stop whining and convert to Judaism

Stop bitching your lives suck due to Jews and convert to Judaism. Your network will find you a job in Goldman Sachs, plus you'll have access to hot Israeli women, along with all the Jew gold.


Daily reminder that women would rather be with a guy that will beat them or kill them than be with you.

Gym etiquette

Hey so when ever I go to the gym. I always see manlets acting passive aggressive to me. But the people that are actually jacked are always courteous. Like when I’m walking somewhere they manlets try to be alpha and don’t want to get out of my way. Normally I just move to the side as I hate when people touch me. But when it’s another actual lifter we both just move. Obviously not all the manlets are mean but this is generally how it goes. Should I just not move and watch them fly as they get bumped? Or should I just continue what m doing? I’m one of the biggest people at the gym so if they choose to box they will just get beat bad anyways. Any opinions? Any lifters out here?

Aussie telecoms banned us.

What does /int/ think of this?

Alpha Centauri

/v/ is morally bankrupt and doesn't talk about anything except the latest load of pozz instead of just playing games that aren't shit, so I turn to the fine niggers of /b/. What is your favorite sci-fi ideology? Why has there never been a game like this since? What does a mind worm's mouth on your dick feel like?

the future of CP

pic related is a person that doesn't exist.

it was 100% generated by an AI, in the comming years, can we expect AI generated CP? would it be lagal?

RIP Sean Milliken aka dysnomia

RIP Sean Milliken aka dysnomia

It's a tragedy as to why he passed away, earlier this week. Please show respect. He wasn't perfect, but he will be missed.


"I'm the only one who is legally, psychically, and politically qualified to make these threads" edition.

Post feels, regrets, good times, etc.

What's the deal with this board?

General greetings from

Help Superman prime stop evil.

Since you keep banning me for asking for help to stop the next massacre I'm posting my angriest song about ultra Superman.

Call today and ask why they didn't help Superman stop the fire that ruined the lives of thousands of children.

(530) 897-4900

hey what is this guy's name?



Retard Chan.


Africa Quest

Pic related is dropped off in South Africa. Her goal is to somehow journey up to Egypt.

How does she do?

looking for another shit chan come over to

The Manifesto Of Brenton Harrison Tarrant Parts 1 &amp; 2 - By The Kommandant

The Manifesto Of Brenton Harrison Tarrant Parts 1 & 2 - By The Kommandant

Note: I'm posting this to /b/ instead of /pol/ because currently, new threads cannot be created on /pol/ due to spam. When new thread creation is possible again on that board, I'll make a duplicate there and link this thread to it.

Yesterday an anon shared a YouTube video of a dramatic reading of the most relevant parts of Brenton Tarrant's manifesto by a channel called The Kommandant. There was second part, a follow-up video, posted to the same channel shortly thereafter. Knowing that this channel would inevitably be suspended, I made backups of the 1080p full HD versions. I have also created webms of both, split into five parts altogether, and all with decent quality for re-posting around 8chan. I share all of these with you today. To all interested parties, please download and backup the 1080p versions. If you're a content producer yourself, consider using them in your own OC.

The 1080p videos are contained in a 7z archive split into three parts, the first two are 200mb and the last is 67mb. This is done to meet the file size restrictions of

Instructions For Those That Need Them

i. Make sure you have 7zip downloaded and installed

ii. Download the three archives parts from the provided links below

iii. Rename the files as needed so that they have the same filename, but do not change the extension

Example: "[filename].001" , "[filename].002" , "[filename].003" <= Keep .00x intact for all

iv. Open the .001 archive with 7zip and extract the files to whatever location you see fit, and enjoy


If any of you wish to use this thread to share Christchurch OC, or anything else related, feel free to do so. I'll be uploading various webms and other OC that I've collected throughout the past few days.






What website or board has the best content to fuck with normies?

>OMG! Lyke, did he really just show me thaaat??

>mood 100

Fucking normies, I wanna go back to fucking 2006 before the interwebz became a corporate social shit.

How do you guys deal with the fact that normalfags just came in and shit on our culture. They took everything from us and doled it out for retards and zoomers. I can't even believe this is real life…

2014 man…that was the last year we had

Sup poorfags

Sup faggits,

I have over $100k in my bank account. How does it feel being such a worthless poor piece of shit?



What you drinking?

Vanilla latte from self service machine

War crime denial

Which country is the biggest dindunuffin when denying war crimes?


Why is rap music so good? All other music is boring af tbh.


I'm seeing a ton of porn threads being posted by single IPs before getting ditched, so porn is limited to 2 threads (2D and 3DPD) until further notice.


To the people requesting that I appeal bans that were applied to VPN IPs… the answer is NO.

The ban was issued for a reason and I don't care if you weren't responsible. l2 internet and find a different IP.

cute anime posters

i want to see anime poster's dicks. could you boys post yours?

Hi there, stranger.

It's getting cold and dark outside, and you look tired from all that walking. Why don't hop in and I'll give you a lift.

Self Improvement Thread: Ascending Reality

I'm tired of feeling like shit, I want to become the best person I can possibly be.

What should I do or stop doing? And discuss in here what you think.

Here are some things I've thought about-

>refrain from masturbation (nofap), gaining independence from sexual thoughts

>cleanliness, taking care of yourself and your environment earning a sense of diligence

>productivity, using your time towards a tangible goal, art, writing, works, crafts, something that says "you were here"

>focus on your world, refrain from world news and focus on the area around you

I admire Gondolas and as such try to mimic their philosophy or message.


this is my ass when I schitt

Unpopular hobbies

What are some really weird, obscure and off the grid hobbies that i could get into? I've got free time on my hand and i'm not looking for bland, popular past time.

quality time

How many hours per day, on average do you spend on image boards?

be honest

>not data mining promise, im an anon like you name is chips hammond

gf told me she has borderline

My gf of 3 months told me she has borderline personality disorder and is afraid that it will affect me too in the future.

Until now the only time I noticed was when she told me she cried and yesterday we were supposed to meet when she cancelled in the afternoon. Two hours later she wanted me to come over anyway, later she told me she had a lot on her mind and didn't want to burden with me that. When she told me that she cried again, but only for a short time.

What can I expect? Will it get worse?


I recently went to see Sargon's presentation at Conway Hall in London. When the event ended, everyone was chilling out at the venue and casually chatting. I saw Sargon just vaping by himself so I went over to say hello. "Hi Carl", I said. "Mr Sargon", he replied. I was like "Huh, pardon?" He said "Call me Mr Sargon." I responded, "Oh, ok. Anyway, I love your videos, I'm a big fan." He just continued vaping silently. "So, how are you?" I asked, making smalltalk. He took out a CD and said "Check out my mixtape." I was like, "Oh, ummm, I didn't know you write musi-" and then Sargon just started bobbing up and down and loudly rapping: "Yo, it's ya boy MC Sargon, check it out, yeah yeah…"

>i'm a classical liberal and i'm about to wax lyrical

>my bars are so woke and my rhymes are so empirical

>i'm a centrist individual, a political miracle

>i'm three times your intellect, i'm like genius tripled

>they call me the liberalist, the modern john locke

>they call me the BQC, the 'Big Quadroon Cock'

>when i'm not online or dropping hard beats

>i'm dropping bitter red pills out in these streets

>if you run your commie mouth then you're gonna raise my ire

>you're gonna get burned coz my youtube vids are fire

>your lying mouth is rotten so go see a dentist

>i got no time for lying coz i'm the based centrist

>if you call me autistic or call me a jew

>i'm gonna shut you down with my righteous horseshoe

>i got marxists to the left of me and nazis to the right

>white privilege ain't real coz there's no such thing as white

>you're just an amerimutt, you're not even aryan

>you're 56% white, not pure bavarian

>repping all my niggas in my country bongland

>i'm square in the center and i'm here to make a stand

When Sargon finished rapping, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and just started doing push-ups. It was really weird. He was grunting throughout the push-ups and saying stuff like "We got this, baby" and "Unstoppable". I didn't know what to say so I just left.

Andrew Yang 2020

Give me one good reason you aren't Yanggang yet

>b-but drumpf…

hasn't done shit for you


Feel free to contribute.

non-free software


>using wangblows or crapple

Mods, please sticky and lock

There is a growing presence of a shill army across 8chan originating from China. This thread bans them from accessing 8chan legally.

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


Greetings ((((don’t really mean to greet you)))), here from reddit to tell you guys that no one likes you. Y’all are racists, fascist and downright shitty people. I hope yall get ran over by some truck and die a painful death. Start screaming and insulting now *sips coffee*


Some asshole just stole the “J” letter out of my car’s logo and i couldn’t find anyone selling it anywhere, not even in junkyards.

>tfw 8chan will be shut down/honeypot central within a week

>all thanks to a fucking kiwi

Creative robot thread

Let's post our creative work we'd want input on or simply wish to share with our fellow robots. I'd count anything from music, games, stories or artwork (and more?) suitable for this thread.

I clearly create this thread simply to shill my own thing, so I'll do the polite thing and share it in a reply rather than the OP.

SS card fake

ay, whats the best paper to fake a social security card on? I need a job

Cancer General

Post here every time you visit /general/.


Hey I like jerking off, I do it maybe erryday. Keeps my ego in check. I heard you should spend money on things you make alot of use of, and since I make a great deal of jerking off I should throw some money at it.

What are things I can buy to help me jerk off? No figurines, or porn,

haha pay for porn what a fucking joke


What is the gayest thing you have ever done?

Please Ignore Us

Look, this is my first day here, and I'd love your feedback on how I'm going so far. Thanks!

Lain is pretty sexy

Very attractive desu~

Furry Scum

Is being a furry a mental disorder?

New user questions

Hey guise! I heard about this site on CNN and decided to come check you out since it sounded so cool and mysterious they way they were talking about it. So, I have been "lurking" as you say for a few days and want to see if yall can educate me on chan-speak. You use alot of abbreviations and stuff that I dont understand. Can you give me the rundown? I cant wait to learn so I can fit in here. Thanks in advance!

School Memories

They can be positive or negative

>Be 5th grade student

>Read Number the Stars in Language Arts

>We have to go through every key term per chapter


>"Star of David"


>Barely grasp what is going on

>Barely pay attention

>Keep in mind, I have no grasp on WWII or Nazi Germany whatsoever.

>One term catches my attention


>Teacher shows us an image of the swastika


>"That looks so interesting" my 11 year old self thought

>"Looks like a galaxy or a wheel of legs walking forever"

>Thought it looked more fun to draw than the Star of David

>Start doodling it in my notebook

>Get bored of the design

>Decide to experiment with different ideas

>Give it curves, extra lines, circles, etc

>Don't show it to the teachers

>Show it to my "friends" in privacy

>Even the Jewish kid thinks it looks cool

Why is it that the Celtic man is expected to "just get over it" when his clans were destroyed and stripped of their empires to build the Anglo's fucking empire. Why is it that the CELTIC MAN is expected to just get over FAMINE and institutional sectarianism and getting fucking killed in Derry. How about YOU ANGLOS FUCKING GET OVER IT WHEN A CELTIC MAN BREEDS YOUR WOMEN. YOU FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELVES ANGLOS.

The greatest thing the white English devils fear is a Celtic man remembering who he is and what he built like Boston. When a Celtic man knows who he is he can topple the English system and breed every limey bitch in sight inseminating their nubile wombs with Irish seed until the Anglo demon genes are obliterated from existence. We won't let you forget a god damn thing you done to us but no one's gonna remember your pale English evil racist asses when we've bred you out of existence.

I just woke up

Goodmorning /b/

Drake &amp; Josh

Fix this mess


/b/ needs a banana thread.

Bananas are good for you.

Bananas are delicious.

/b/ should actually stand for

banana, and this should be a banana board.

It would be nice if this was a bananas only board.

Have a banana and post more of your own, either here or in your own banana thread.


Yes, I am a fox. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my animal soul long ago and I am happy together with my boyfriend (who is a cute b/w wolf!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and watch your stupid anime shit while I have SEX with my boyfriend.

Fetish Thread

What’s your weirdest sexual fetish?


Mom found the piss gnomes

Would a woman be interested in a relationship that is 100% non-sexual while you give her money?

Would a woman be interested in a relationship that is 100% non-sexual while you'd pay and do anything she wanted (rent, bills, etc). She's free to be with any guy she wants while you'd also raise another man's (hers) child and all you'd ask for is for her to give you her shit, piss, creampies, used underwear etc for as long as she wants to continue the relationship?


post lolicon

Be honest

Has anyone else started to get annoyed by the sight of bald pussies? Is it just me? Bald pussies seem off to me all of a sudden.

Art thread?

Art thread

Michael Jackson drama

All radios in my country will stop playing Michael Jackson music from now on because of some documentary by HBO.

What the hell is going on, I just want to play Moonwalker for the Genesis without some NPC giving me shit.

ITT: We fuck with Kiwi police trying to collect guns

This has some potential

sexy chix thread

sexy chix thread


Just did a cum on my hairless boy tum. Where do you boys cum?

>On another boy

100+ points

>On your cute tummy

50+ points

>In a fleshlight

10+ points

>Dripping down your legs

10+ points

>In a girl

-200 points

>In a woman


Aboriginal Australians

Why are aboriginal niggers so ugly? What went exactly wrong in evolution that somehow abo niggers were made this way? Some say that abos are actually a sub-species of humans (literally) which explains not only their appearance but also their intelligence, behavior, etc…

I love ruining threads with my autism

Take that, faggot
















Bringing back anonymity on 4chan

How to post anonymously on 4chan?

I mean seriously, this website is the worst of all the internet to ensure a minimum of privacy, even Google or Facebook is easier to trick to post on the internet without your personal IP directly displayed.

We could say fuck 4chan there are lots of alternatives but it's the main used platform and it would be a very good thing to bring back real anonymity there in thoses days.

I have tried all the classic VPN and proxy, you can find some that works if you dive long enough but they end up blocked fairly quickly.

Tor is of course blocked, I didn't try with I2P or no IP techniques.

You could also set your own VPN server or your own Proxy but this wouldn't necessary be the most anonymous and secure method, but it could make it with extra steps.

If any of you have any knowledge about anonymity online and how to bypass efficiently the 4chan ISP blocking and ban on proxy/VPN, a method that could be share to anyone to mess with that giant honey pot.

They also seem to figure you are using a proxy or an encrypted method after a bit, even if you don't post anything suspicious.

I wish Violet Parr was real.

And I wish she was mine. My heart aches for her, I love her so much. If I had her I would be content with dying knowing I have everything I want in life. I would due for her because life without her is pure agony.

(not shitposting, this is 100% genuine)


rate my shit anons

All hail your new president

POTUS Poo Poo the Pony


only the most based anons remember libre.

it's sad the story ended as soon as it did tbh.

endogenous special rivalry

Hey /b/, what are some examples of rival species within the same genus?