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Meta thread: Amidoinitright edition

/b/ has always been shit, but this is a new low. The divide seems to be between the following sets of rules

>allow pedos

>allow spam

>allow repetitive threads

OR

>Remove pedos

>remove spam

>remove repetitive threads

I am for the second set of rules, even though it will be a pain to remove the plague that is pedo's, i'm happy to deal with the headache that is goon removal, just like when ponyfags were told to fuck off. My question is, what do you guys want? Here are my proposals for rules, feel free to discuss them and vote for your favorite ITT.

<1

>Everything goes except CP

<2

>Spam threads/posts not allowed

>Repetitive threads/posts not allowed

>Remove pedos

<3

>Rule set 2 but

>Quality of post restrictions (Travis threads, Kennedi threads, shit like >>7706336)

>5-10 pages.

board volunteer thinks Travis is shit, prove him wrong

post BASED youtubers

I'm a trap rapper

Has /b/ ever fapped to an autistic girl?

Confess your sins

I pretend to be racist on 8/pol/

y u delet?

did she get spooped by the dox threats?

Who has more info/pics/vids?

This made me hard.

Hate

You might dislike a lot of things but hate is something that really fills you with emotions. What are those things?

>certain countries (russia, india, muslim shitholes, my shithole)

>normalfag music (be that dumb popstars or chanson inspired by 90s)

>dominance hierarchies in social environments

>a lot of youtubers (pewdiepie, h3h3, filthyfrank, etc)

>the fact that anime is becoming mainstream, just makes me insanely pissed every time

>mixing anime with their normalfag culture

>young attractive attention whores

>a lot of roasties (not because of the fact that they are female, but because of their behavior)

>alcoholics

>people smoking near me

>the fact that I can't do anything about those

>people think this isn't a real woman

Explain yourselves.

I have a confession...

I can't really understand how I've lived my whole life not doing this. Every else has done this. Some of you may have even seen what I am talking about. What major milestone did I miss? Where did I go wrong? These are questions I ask myself everyday.

What I must confess is:

I am 29 years old and I have never seen a vagina in person.

>Am I alone in this? Are there others like me?

What's this fine man's name again?

I have a confession /b/. I

I haven't fapped to normal porn in a month. I've been fapping to child models' instagram photos. I can't turn to my friends for help because I know they'll laugh at me and think it was just a sick joke. But in reality I'm so fucked. Help me /b/.

Ricki

Does anyone wanna see her nude?

What is best mushroom

Tell me what mushroom is best

Cryptocoins in Freefall

Is this it /b/? Is this the end of cryptocurrency? They're all falling, not just bitcoin.

My name is Jimmy Rustle and I am 8chans biggest pedophile. Please don't post any midgets in this thread as I am still in recovery.

WebM

*Official WebM Thread*

Cortny

These nudes are actually good.

Cancer General

Post here every time you visit 8chan.

Only the global rule is enforced.

T2K1

Trevor

MGM

Cutfag here. Feeling bad that my foreskin was cut off. Horrible. Underwear annoys the fuck out of it. Have to put lotion on it daily to just ease the discomfort (imagine someone rubbing an edge of a paper on your eye… yeah).

The "dry" look goes away at 100% erection, but if it isn't it looks dry. I love fapping too because I'm a virgin fuck they got rid of the one thing I do to not off myself every single fucking day. Always have to use spit or get a sore on the shaft (that actually serves as a pain/pleasure thing, weird).

Mom said she removed it "because your father was circumcised too." Then of course ruins my dick just because my dad had his foreskin cut. Why would any mother make that decision? Did she want my dick to fuck her? Of course not so why did you fucking fo this? Ruined my dick and won't have sex with me. I'd expect with reasoning like that she'd fuck me for ruining the most pleasurable thing I can feel in my shit life. Nope. Creepy, unlike ruining what is the eyelid of the eye just because kikes want their bargin bucket foreskin prices. FUCCCKKKKKKKKKKK THIIIISSSSS.

What can I do? Please help.

hey anosm

oh boy you’re gonna like this

so i said ooga booga go back to africa and then she proceeded to try to send what i said to my work and college calling me a racist and a kkk memeber ect

IG :bittensuicide

>tfw you will never be a spic

feels good

Hand Chop Challenge

Howdy niggers

Tide Pods have been getting retards sick, but how can we mangle them? I had this idea for a new challenge involving sticking your hand in a garbage disposal and trying to pull it out before it cuts you. I call it the hand chop challenge. How do we spread this, /b/?

Pick one loli ass and only one

The nigger compliance game

roll:

>0-1: comply with the police (you are allowed to roll again or just leave the thread and embrace your victory)

>2-3: claim that you dindu nuffin (re-roll to see results afterwards)

>4-5: don't comply, go straight to jail (you can reroll once, if you roll a 0 and only a 0 after going to jail, you are allowed a get out of jail free card, you can then reroll if you want)

>6-7: pull out gun and get suicided by the cops (you are dead)

>8-9: kill the cops and get away with your crime (you can reroll or leave victoriously)

??

Do you think it's healthy for kids to see public nudity? I think it helps them with their body image as the grow up.also pics of kids seeing public nudity.

Testing this loli

Waifu thread

Post your Waifu, talk about her, shittalk other robots Waifus.

How young do you think she is?

WE'RE GOING TO MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN

tfw you'll never accomplish anything in life.

Dumping that college girl from the thread yesterday

>be me in class

>professor says life is one big challenge

>i say one big challenge for you

>mfw

"IT'S YOUR FAULT THAT NORMALFAGS DON'T CONSIDER YOU COOL ENOUGH TO HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, NOW DIE!"

If only people were as honest as this guy about how evil they are, instead of feigning concern and giving awful advice.

Physique of a Robot

No bully pls.

How does the average robot look like ? I imagine most of you being fat or extremely thin, of average height and having a lot of scars and mostly pale, except if you're a shitskin.

Try to hide every detail that could lead to a dox if you post pic.

Pic related is me, I'm 188cm (6'2") and 87kg (191lbs).

Do I have a chance irl or am I damned forever following the path to wizardry ??

Also is it worth it getting stardew valley,it's on sale rn

>make faceberg to stalk old classmates

>they all look happy and successful

>aspie kid I used to talk to is getting married apparently, from what I can gather

>plenty of other ugly autists are also in relationships

>meanwhile I am fapping to drawings of japanese girls and browsing imageboards for virgins, life is going nowhere

My qt introverted ex-oneitis still appears to be single at least

>be white

>have poo-hands

FTDDTOT

For the feels that are important to you, but aren't to anyone else.

>tfw you go to the urinal at the same time as an 80-year-old man and it takes you longer than him to start peeing

'Advice'

WHY the fuck does almost all their shitty-situation suggestions sound like:

>Stop shivering, it's YOU who are cold, not the snow!

>Don't let that rain make you wet!

>You choose to bleed your nose when punched in the face!

>Don't be burned, be the bigger man when set on fire!

Are they really that rock-dumb retarded?

Greentext

OC encouraged. I'll start.

>I was dumb enough to go to college and get a mountain of debt for my degree.

>Too proud to ask parents or anyone else for help paying it.

>Can't find work in the field I wanted.

>Time is running out to start making payments.

>Parents both very successful.

>I was always supposed to take over the family business eventually.

>Father decides to retire early and hand business over to me.

>I have no choice but to accept his help.

>Suddenly in charge of successful business at a pretty young age.

>Had convinced Dad to hire a friend of mine awhile back.

>Just before I take over, friend starts making a shitload of obvious mistakes.

>Starts saying weird shit to clients.

>Starts ruining pretty much every task given.

>Now that I'm taking over, friend expects us to run the business together and split things 50/50.

>Manage to convince him that it would be too much of a headache to split the business on paper, but that we'll be partners in spirit and that he'll be paid well.

>I intended to make good on it, but his mistakes and incompetence keep getting worse.

>When I try to explain the mistakes he's making he throws a tantrum.

>Like, straight up starts stomping around and bitching like a kid.

>STILL doesn't correct behaviors, even after I ask him to and deal with his tantrums.

>Realize that he's too much of a liability to keep around.

>Realize that I have no choice but to fire him.

>Too late to ask Dad to do it for me because he already stepped down.

>Friend doesn't have anything else going for him, just the good job that I got him.

>I'm going to have to formally fire him in a few days or I risk compromising my own livelihood and drowning in debt.

>He won't be able to afford his rent anymore and his life is probably going to be fucked for a long time.

>MFW.

I guess he thought that since I was taking over that he could just act however and it'd be fine. I suspect that he would still be on his best behavior if my Father hadn't retired. Maybe he just doesn't respect me.

What toy are they holding? I want to get one for my wife.

Cuteboi Orgy

If we all became sexy traps, could we all suck and fuck eachother? No women would be required, but they could be optional!

*blocks your neighborhood street*

Well, anon? Why are you looking so nervous?

You've had your path blocked before. Why is it any different this time?

If you were this guy you would have no problems, have a gf, and you would be happy.

Ask a lesbian anon anything

Come ask a 22 year old gold star lesbian whatever the fuck you want

Calling all /b/otanists

What flowers are these?

My name is Jim and I have chosen to come out as a pedophile, ask me anything.

Sster may have found my shota stash

I let my sister borrow my tablet to check Facebook since she lost her phone. I deleted most of my personal stuff off of it before I gave it to her, but I didn't clear my downloads.

Once she's done with it I go to make sure she's signed out and I decide to check if she looked at anything. I open my camera roll and saw that she downloaded a pic to post on Facebook. I panicked and signed into my account to find out what she saw.. I click upload photo and I see regular yaoi, some bara, futa Yoko and an older looking shota pic.

What are the chances she could see that, not tell me about it and act like everything's perfectly fine? She stayed for a few hours and didn't sound awkward or uncomfortable at all. She knows I'm gay, but I'm worried about the shota pic.

Please tell me a semi-normalfag(extroverted drug addict with a social life) couldn't see that without acting suspicious.

Ayudame dysnomia

Soy joto

Que hago?

+18503758181 if somebody is just bored, go and blast some real douche flute.

Is it true that the older you get the less you masturbate? At what age you start losing libido?

Sakaki > Osaka > Yomi > Kagura > Kaori > Chihiro > Tomo > Chiyo.

db

>"Why is your brother staring at you like that"?

kin_kai dump

volafile dot org/r/fu937qfm

A thread died for this!

Post your desktop!

/b what's the best movie you've ever seen?

pic related. top that one faggots.

it happened again today

I'm just so sick of having to abruptly wake up out of a 3 hour deep sleep to dirty sheets covered in shit. I'm just so sick of having to force myself to grab my supplies, cut a hole in one of my bags, clean myself and my bed. This is the first time in a long time I just sat on the toilet and cried from pure rage and hopelessness built up from having to go through this for 20 years, knowing it won't get better until I die. I just can't believe my own mother did this to me. I don't hate people, but her; there are no words to describe my feelings for her. just make me laugh or something because I can't take too much more than this

come join dysnomia at reddit!

where is the lesbian thread?

Does anyone have more of her?

Sex bots

I don't want sex bots to look human. I want them to come standard with pic related as the model, with the exterior metal actually being a squishy material of course. Anyone else?

Hot fuck cum on hijab

Troll This Grieving Commie

https://twitter.com/MaoistRebelNews/status/953444212091031554

Hello, I am homosexuals, where are the traps?

Hello, yes again I am huge homosexual being from eastern Europe and I am being of desiring the sexy traps. I am told you have the best traps so I am to be of looking.

It is not for me of course, it is for my job.

ITT: Helping others learn your language

Got any tips for your own, or books that cover your language/other languages better than

wall waifu

>you will never have a relationship like this

I can't watch porn anymore because it reminds me of how much I want a girlfriend and my friend who is a girl said no.

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the broken thread

post broken ygo cards

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> be white nationalist

> have a son

> listens to this

What should I do? He's been helping illegal mexicans go inside the country, idk what to do.

I trolled 8/pol/ so hard that I got them to make a conspiracy theory on me (la raze intl shill) and got a mod to go full dysnomia on my proxy!

Aryan wife, aryan lawyers, and aryan judge... nothing can go wrong now!

I'm sure glad (((/pol/))) told me to avoid racemixing.

I'm sure glad (((/pol/))) told me to avoid racemixing.

I'm sure glad (((/pol/))) told me to avoid racemixing.

I'm sure glad (((/pol/))) told me to avoid racemixing.

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henlo everuone my name is jim n I would like some child pornography please

I'm sure glad mods can see our posting history and post it. I'm sure this doesn't give any of us dysnomia deja vu

Let's brainstorm ideas on how to spam /b/

NOTE: I'm not telling one to do so :)

/b/ sings a spanish anime song

How do we sing this and the post it on youtube?

We're going to need Dysnomia's leadership for this.

merry… i mean happy… ohhh…

Adolf "Anglo killer" Hitler

Adolf "Mayans are Aryan" Hitler

Adolf "Pill Z down the chimney" Hitler

Adolf "South America retiree" Hitler

Adolf "Third Reich then out" Hitler

Adolf "My grandsons on DACA" Hitler

Adolf "Global anti-kike meme" Hitler

Adolf "Fouth Reich in Romance language " Hitler

Adolf "Anime is real" Hitler

Adolf "Don't sage a thread" Hitler

I hate liberals so fucking much

Due to the DACA news, it's a good time to play all sides on 8/pol/… currently pretending to be a racist and talking about inhumanely deporting people. I haven't gotten this much attention is a long time.

8pol is about to get a quints of 5s, I'm going to steal it!

>a thread died for this

What's your opinion on Aryans (indians)

racemixing btfo!

the UN is coming!

they are going to take our lolis away

You're PATHETIC!!!!

What made you such a useless pathetic piece of shit?

suc my dik or i wil eklar war

ROMANTIKKU te quiero dar ♪ ♫

ROMANTIKKU te quiero dar ♫ ♪

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